I'm okay!
Looking back on the glory days
of the KJ Mystery Solving 5 all those years ago...
I remember what it felt like to be unstoppable.
We'd just solved over 300 mysteries.
We were on top! Tippy top!
Of our mystery solving game.
Seemed like we would go on solving mysteries forever,
or so I thought,
until that fateful day we solved our last.
Now, remember, Mort, you're delicious pie bait
to catch the Phantom Ninja Pie Thief.
I'm delicious pie bait!
All right, KJ Mystery Solving 5!
Let's catch this mysterious pie ninja!
I love you too, Keytar.
You are the most important member
of our mystery-solving group.
Yes, you are. Don't argue with me.
Hu-rah!
Uh, nothing to see here.
Just your average, uh, Phantom Ninja Pie Thief!
Uh, hu-rah!
Aw, sheesh!
The pie's alive!
Ha!
You've been nabbed, pie ninja!
You won't take me alive!
Not you or your meddling pie!
Die!
Huh?
Ah, sheesh!
No! Keytar!
The pie went over the cliff
and with it, my beloved Keytar...
Oh, and Mort.
The KJ Mystery Solving 5 was done.
The surviving three members went our separate ways.
Hu-rah!
And even though it was a long time ago,
those emotions...
still run pretty deep.
Keytar, how I miss you.
Oh, and you other guys, too.
Emotions! Ugh!
Don't like 'em.
Emotions were never my thing.
What are they good for anyway?
Just then, I heard something.
Something that would change everything!
King Julien!
It was a dame
but not just any dame.
A dame with hands like a pair of hunchbacks
wrestling under a sweater.
I need the Mystery Solving 5!
Sorry, Tammy. The mystery-solving gang broke up.
Just me now.
What? What happened?
Well, it's a long story.
Looking back on the glory days
of the KJ Mystery Solving 5 all those years ago...
King Julien!
- I remember what it felt like! - I got a real problem.
Butterfish has gone missing, and I am worried sick.
Poor Todd is beside himself.
He can't eat. He can't sleep.
Look at him. Look at him!
Something in the kid's soulless, dead-shark eyes
freaked me out so much...
...I was afraid to turn the case down.
I'll do it, but I got to ask you a few questions.
What is a Butterfish?
- I mean, what kind of name is that? - Just find him!
Finding a missing
Butterfish wasn't a dream case,
but I decided to burn a little shoe leather.
First thing I noticed,
everything was the wrong color.
My booty didn't look good in black and white.
Hmm, that's better.
Second, I knew Glitterbunz
was working the Brundle Man bar mitzvah.
Good place to start asking around.
Say, Glitterbunz, you know Butterfish?
Big man? About yay tall? About yay wide?
Uh, are you Koo-Koo-Cocarachi-Machi?
Butterfish is the best doorman in the business.
He called in sick today, and just look at this place.
It's full of little...
...kids!
It's a bar mitzvah.
You know, coming-of-age party for preteen Jewish boys?
Ah? You don't say?
I just thought they were some kind of
stunted turtles or something.
It was a bust.
Nobody had seen the big man.
Just then, I got tossed a lucky break.
Aah!
Almost got run over by a bunch of bar mitzvah kids
joyriding in their dad's wagon.
That's when I found him...
Butterfish.
- Aah! - He wasn't moving.
Looked like he might have bought that old
one-way bus ticket to Frankri-la.
Still, I needed to know for sure.
No! Get away!
Aw, man, something ain't right, King J.
They after us! Ain't gonna get me!
Get away!
Ahh...
Another case closed.
Time to tell Tammy the good news.
Oh, hello, King Julien.
- Hmm? - How ever so nice to see you.
Tammy, I found Butterfish.
He's running around, ranting and raving,
like a lunatic in the jungle.
Oh! Butterfish has been here the whole time,
playing a game with Todd.
Todd, come say hello.
Hello, sir.
Get me out of here.
Everything is fine here.
Please take me with you.
Todd!
Little man, come on back and finish the game.
This didn't make a lot of sense.
How is it that Butterfish is here?
Anything else I can do for you, King Julien?
So nice to see you.
Come by anytime.
- Huh? - Tammy acting sweet?
Butterfish knowing Todd's name
and the fact that Todd wasn't a little girl?
I mean, come on, man. He knew Todd was a boy.
Something was not right.
Something was very off.
- Don't look at me, Julie. - Rob?
I said, don't look at me.
You can look at me now. Look at me!
Don't I look great?
- Yeah, buddy, you look... - Shh!
Keep it down, Julie. Sheesh.
- They could be watching. - Who's they?
Exactly. Take this.
Rob, I don't want any of your face-lift leftovers.
Oh, no, Julie, I keep those in a jar at home.
This is something I stumbled on.
- It's the key to the whole thing. - What whole thing, Rob?
Exactly. Now you're getting it.
If they knew I had it, whoa, boy.
You better hold on to it,
in case something bad happens to the old Rob-a-roono.
Don't be silly, Rob. What bad thing could possibly happen?
Hey-ya, Rob!
- The phone's for you. - Thanks, Jimmy.
Hello? Hello?
Oh, shellac my bones and call me Ginger! They found me!
Oh!
Ohh!
They got Rob!
Okay, get it together, Julien.
Who's to say what you saw?
Go to your happy place. You can do this. Happy place.
All those horrible things that happened to Rob
could have been accidents, right?
He was always accident-prone.
Yeah, accidents.
I thought a little stroll amongst my peeps
might put me in a better mood.
Boy, was I wrong 'cause I saw...
Ah! Rob!
Hiya, Julie.
But I watched you get exploded!
I don't know what you're talking about, old chum.
But...
Nothing like that happened to me. I was never there.
You gave me this.
Ha ha, ha!
I think you should hand that over to me, Julie.
You might get hurt.
Better do as Rob says, King Julien.
That is right, King J.
Hand that over, and nobody gets hurt.
Hand it over, ding-dong.
Make it go easy on yourself, man.
B-b-b-b-beverage!
King Julien. King Julien.
I had a real mystery on my hands now.
I needed all the help I could get.
Time to put the mystery-solving team back together!
I want it.
- I am sorry, Princess. - But I want it.
- But I made this hat myself. - I want that hat!
Do you know how many hours it took to stitch on
each individual piece of glitter with these claws?
Simply ages.
I don't care! I want it!
- Enforcer? - Yes, Princess!
Sorry! What Amy wants, Amy gets!
Be brave, be brave...
Oh, okay, take it. Just take it.
Clover, I know Mort dying and all
was pretty traumatic, but the kingdom needs you.
I need you.
We need the KJ Mystery Solving 5.
Oh, thank Frank. I've missed that life so much!
I'm coming with you, King Julien.
Well, let's go, then!
Ugh. Rude.
Now that I had Clover,
we needed to find Maurice.
Last I'd heard, he'd gone home to the Aye-Aye Kingdom,
working in a jive joint.
Bricky, I love you!
Seeing Mo-Mo onstage filled me with...
got to admit... emotions,
ranging from disgust to...
Ugh!
Show us your musk gland!
Excuse me, ladies. Royal personage coming through.
Stop the music! Stop it!
Maurice, I don't know how to tell you this,
but your show is canceled.
- Really? - I need you to help solve the mystery
that's happening right now in the Lemur Kingdom.
I'm not coming back, Your Majesty, and I'm not Maurice.
I go by my natural-born aye-aye name now... Bricky.
And this is my place. Bricardo's.
Bought it off my sister, Brosalind.
First, that name is just stupid.
Second, your name isn't Bricky. It's Maurice.
Say it. Maurice!
- Bricky. - No, it's with a M.
It's like Mauuuu-reee...
- Bricky! - You are Maurice!
- Bricky! - Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo...
- Maurice-reese-reese-reese! - Bricky, Bricky, Bricky!
- It's Mo-Mo! - I said Bricky!
Fine! That's how it is?
You think these ladies love you?
Ha! Or they just love you for your booty.
Like an object. You are being objectified.
But if they see a better booty, they will leave you.
Booty love is a fickle love, Mo-Mo!
Fi-i-i-i-ckle!
Nothing doing, Your Majesty. I am never leaving here!
Not as long as this place is still standing.
Great.
Now that the gang is back together, we can start with this clue.
Well, I have to say, this is not a mystery at all.
It is nothing.
I wish I could help you out, King Julien.
But I cannot. I will just hold on to this, though.
Hold on there, egghead.
That chip is our only clue to this mystery.
Must not touch. Must not touch.
Must destroy. Must destroy.
His creepy eyes!
No!
What in the Vicar's closet is... Timo was a robot?
Which would explain why all the people attacked King Julien.
They're all robots!
But he exploded!
It seems that heightened states of emotion
are the key to destroying these robots.
Emotions. It had to be emotions.
We needed to test Clover's theory.
And I knew exactly the lemur-bot for the job.
Must find King Julien.
Get your face-lifts! Uh, get your robot face-lifts right here!
That's right. Robot face-lifts are free today.
I say, I say, step right up, sir.
Oh, you look amazing, but, uh,
you can always look more amazing, am I right?
Am I right? You know I'm right.
I like face-lifts. I like face-lifts.
Well, good for you.
- The doctor will see you now. - I like face-lifts.
The booty is in the toilet. Repeat. Booty in the toilet!
Now, let's test out this emotion theory.
Enough emotion should make Rob explode.
All right.
Eat this, Rob-bot.
My name is Clover! I hail from Dover!
- I kick you flankers... - Hmm...
Eh-eh-eh, uh, not so sure anger is working.
- What? - I got a better idea. Watch this.
Maurice, I want you to look at something very closely.
Nuh-uh.
Look at the kitten, Maurice.
- I don't wanna. - It's very simple.
- You just look at it. - Nuh-uh.
- You know, just take a glance. - I don't wanna.
- So cute. You have to see it, really. - I don't wanna.
Look at it!
- So... - Look at it!
- ...cute! - Look at it.
Oh, its little furry head and those big eyes.
Maurice!
All about the tears, baby.
Wait. Do you smell that?
- Uh, it is an outhouse, Clover. - No, it's coffee.
Poo-coffee!
There's only one person that could smell like poo-coffee.
Willie!
- Karl. - Right, Karl, that's what I meant.
And so we set out to confront Karl
and get to the bottom of this robot mystery
once and for all.
It was quiet, too quiet. Then...
Hmm?
Sorry.
Hanging out with my aye-aye relations
really got the old musk gland working, you know?
Well, keep it to yourself, buddy. I mean, seriously.
Quiet. Something's not right.
No, Clover. Everything is right.
Right as rain!
Wouldn't you agree, Chauncey?
All right, Karl, what have you done with my peoples?
Isn't it obvious, Julien?
I've replaced them all with robots.
King Julien! King Julien!
You see, Julien,
I learned a little something from the whole endeavor
of me helping you rescue your kingdom from Koto.
The one thing you care about more than your kingdom
is your people in it.
And thus, in my most genius and diabolical move,
I have struck at the very heart of you
by kidnapping all your peoples
and locking them up!
Look, I have robot replacements
for Maurice and Clover as well.
That's horrible.
This is the end!
I want you to witness the horror
of seeing your own people destroy you!
With their blank, lifeless, robotic eyes!
I am not going down without a fight!
Aah!
Ow!
Huh? Huh?
Ah...
Aah!
It's so beautiful, Chauncey!
My masterpiece!
Robot Butterfish,
please finish this!
Got to go to work. Got to go to work.
Got to go to work. Got to go to work...
Mo-Mo, it's all up to you now.
I need you to cry, buddy.
Here, look at this!
Huh?
No cute cat pictures. No cute cat pictures.
Oh, quick, Mo-Mo, look!
Mm-hmm. That's the last one.
There was absolutely no hope for us now.
It was all over.
For my king!
I'm sorry I'm late.
Keytar and I were stuck in that pie for years.
Keytar! You're alive! Yes!
Oh, and, Mort, you little tree worm!
Ha ha! You're not dead either.
You said my name!
Whee!
Oh, it's really, really hot!
Oh, no, wait. I found the cold spot, I think...
We were in a jam, a pickle, a conundrum,
a rock and another rock and a really hard place.
There was only one way we were gonna survive.
I had to make Mo-Mo squirt those tears.
Mo-Mo, check it.
Um, if this is the end, I just want to sing you this
one last song.
Check it out, Mo-Mo. You remember this?
Oh, we were crazy back then, weren't we?
Oh, look at this one.
My hair looks sweet.
Hey, what about this one?
Remem... Oh, lookit! Oh, yeah!
Oh, look, Karl.
All your robots seem to have blown up.
Like... Boom!
Yes, uh, Julien, in hindsight,
I really shouldn't have bought those
secondhand emotional regulator chips.
You would think I would have learned my lesson!
You may have foiled my plan
with all your singing and squirty tears,
but, of course, this isn't over!
Not yet at least!
So you see, that's why I couldn't get out of bed this morning.
I was, like, totally exhausted.
But... but I did learn a valuable lesson.
Emotions are important.
You shouldn't just ignore them.
I finally understand what they're good for.
Emotions blow up robots! They do!
Um, none of that actually happened, Your Majesty.
No, Clo-Clo, but it could have.
It could have.
That was a very silly story, Your Majesty.
Thank Frank none of it was real.
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