- amor.com - Hi, my darling Katrinatics.
This is another "Katribela."
And today, I will answer the thousands of requests
from people who followed the Milan runway,
which was beautiful, wasn't it?
And you filled up my inbox
wanting to know everything about this great, fantastic,
incredible designer, Samuel Sisnarki.
Today is the third day of São Paulo Fashion Week,
the most incredible fashion event in São Paulo.
And in my opinion, the highlight of the day
was the Ellus runway show.
Of course, I dropped in backstage to check out the collection
and show everything to my loyal Katrinatics.
I hope you like it.
And to finish up, I wore this Italian-brand lipstick
that I bought on one of my trips.
A super-exclusive color.
Gorgeous! Look how beautiful it is!
And it matches the makeup I used on my eyes.
And that's it, girls!
Now, you are ready to break some hearts.
Kisses!
It's their first store here in Brazil.
And I was invited to be their first customer.
Can you imagine how honored I feel for having been chosen?
The who's who of society is here.
All major fashion authorities, the most elegant women...
Can you turn that thing around?
Come on, Kat! I've told you that I hate it when you film me.
- Calm down, Roberta! - I always look terrible.
And that's my worst angle.
Everyone will say, "There goes Katrina's fat sister."
- Yes, Miss Congeniality! - Being nice will make you money.
Am I getting anything for my image rights?
- But I thought you wanted to come. - I came because I am a good sister.
Darling, come here!
And you interrupted me when I was trying to hit on a guy.
Who?
Micael, darling! He's a model!
- Are you getting some of that? - You're ridiculous.
I should've guessed. Model, right?
By the way, it's time to change that style. Always the same.
I think it's time you relax,
because I'm actually going out with his friend, Dinho.
Who is gorgeous and fabulous. Sound good? You can have Micael.
Will you be upset if I take my gift bag and leave before the party's over?
Have fun, honey. And don't give up, you'll get him.
You think? Look, go to the restaurant tomorrow.
You're gonna love my quiche.
I have to go, the marketing director is coming.
See you, darling! See you!
- Katrina Soutto. - Hi, how are you?
You look beautiful!
Tell me, what are the views like for our event?
Incredible! Very positive comments.
- You're on fire! - See?
My team wanted me to invite a B-list celebrity. Reality show type.
I said, "No! Let's call in that Internet girl."
The Internet girl is grateful.
Shall we do this? Everyone's waiting.
- Let's. Ready? - Sure.
First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for being here.
I'm sure this will be the first of many stores to open in Brazil.
And now, I am going to serve my first customer.
Someone you all know.
The best dressed fashion vlogger in Brazil,
Katrina Soutto.
Katrina, tell us, what will you have?
- Let's go. - Let's go.
It's hard to choose.
You know what the problem is? Honest?
You sent me everything already. What am I going to do?
You have to take something.
- Okay. - Let's go.
There's a new one there
- that I think you'll love. - Look.
This one.
- This one! - I knew it.
This Pellerini. A white one and a black one. So I can mix it up.
- Love it. - Perfect. Wonderful.
Fabulous. Here you go.
- Damn it. - What?
The system's down.
But it will be back shortly, I'm sure.
Well, guys...
Does anyone need a personal stylist?
Because today, I woke up Katricrazy to put together some incredible looks.
Let's have a look! Come!
What's going on? Do you know what you're doing?
I have no idea. I'm just waiting for a miracle.
- Call that Internet nerd. - I will.
Please call the IT guy.
We're living a historic moment.
We live in a time...
in which many things aren't valued.
We're getting used to this.
We can't lose our sensibility
to what really transforms our lives.
I'm talking about...
Rainbow Six Siege,
the game that has just been launched with the most realistic graphics ever
and it has already made history!
Son!
What the heck? I can't work like this!
Tell your mother that is so unprofessional!
I can't work like this!
Panda! Lante! See you!
- Bye, auntie! - I left you guys a snack in the fridge!
Just a few more days. Stay calm.
- Kisses! Take care, okay? - Bye.
Okay, let's start over. Let's go.
You still call my mom "auntie"?
- That's fucked up. - Let's get rolling.
Let's get rolling. And...
Action!
Panda! Panda! Just a minute.
I have to get this.
- Come on! - I don't think I'll be able to shoot day.
I told you, we'll only keep views up if we always post videos.
Monday and Wednesday, it's him. Tuesday and Thursday, it's you.
You think writing comedy is easy?
It's way harder than commenting on video games.
- It's art! - This is the Internet. Work!
Be quiet! This is work!
Katrina, this event would have been a disaster if it weren't for you.
How could we ever thank you?
I think I know how. I'm thinking of creating my own line.
- Really? - Wouldn't that be great?
Maybe Guido could help me out.
Guido adores you. I'm sure he'll listen to your proposal.
Okay, let's do some work! Clear our minds a bit!
- Look who I have with me? - Hi!
Look at this gorgeous makeup!
Great, I'm going to take a picture with that incredible jacket.
Did you think I forgot you?
- Just fabulous! - Go...
My God. What is that?
Who leaves the house dressed like that?
I hope lack of fashion sense isn't contagious.
I'd have some of that!
Girlfriend!
Thank God, he's here!
- Who? - Fernando, the IT guy.
He knows everything. He's a boy genius. A hacker.
- Honey! - Hi, Sandra!
I'm so glad you're here. We're desperate.
Why is it that computer experts never know a thing about clothes?
That's it, Sandra. Everything's fine. You can get back to work.
I'm just going to check the server.
Fernando, I'm not going to have any more trouble, right?
- I hope not! - You know what?
Drop by the office this week to process your payment, okay?
- Okay. - And feel free to grab a bite or two.
Okay. Bye.
- Thank you, Fernando! - Katrina!
- Thank you very much. You saved me. - Thank you.
- That's what I'm here for. - Katrina!
Here are your clothes. I hope you like them.
Wow! My Pellerini.
Excuse me. Take care of Katrina. I'll call you later so we can talk.
- It was great! - Thank you.
Do you mind talking to two journalists?
- Sure! - Just a minute.
- Hi, how are you? - Could we have a few words?
- Sure! - I'm going to film it, okay?
Okay!
- Katrina, what did you... - Sorry!
ROBERTA There's a pic of you on WhatsApp!
- What did you think of the new collection? - And what did you take home?
ROBERTA Naked!!!!!
How do you feel being a role model for so many young people?
Was it difficult to build up your reputation?
I feel really...
really naked...
I mean, grateful for... people who are interested in my pics.
No, not interested in my pics. I'm sorry, that's not what I mean.
Interested in my clothes, right?
Because I post a lot of pictures in my get-ups.
And... Can you excuse me? I have to go to the ladies' room.
Sure.
But this doesn't make sense, Roberta. I never sent anybody nudes.
No, of course notl
Micael, the model, he said that the guy you're dating...
That bastard took a picture of you nakedl
That's not possible! Why would he do that to me?
I don't know, because he's sick? Mean? Just to show off? It doesn't matterl
Wait!
How many people did he send it to?
I think quite a few people.
- Is it on any website? - I don't know.
But it's only a matter of time.
My God! I need help.
Sandra, where's the guy who was just here? The hacker?
- Fernando? - Yes.
I think he just left. Katrina! Wait!
Hey, you!
Hey!
I need your help!
What's the name of the guy who received the photo?
Micael. I don't know his last name.
Something with an F. Fernandes, Ferreira...
And the name of the guy who took the picture?
Dinho?
Eduardo... something.
I have it on my WhatsApp. Wait.
You don't know the name of the guy you were going out with?
Of course I do!
Eduardo Rangel.
Will you be able to erase all the pictures?
- I'll try. - Try?
I have to find someone who will.
- Because just trying... - Look!
I may not know how to dress myself properly, but this, I know.
Sorry.
No problem. So...
I have to get into his WhatsApp to know who he sent it to
and try to erase data from his phone.
But if anyone posted it on the Internet, then there's nothing I can do.
If someone posted the photo...
my life is over, do you understand?
- Found it! I found it! DinhoR91! - That's him!
These are the last pics he sent.
- And here are your pictures. - Look away.
Katrina, if you don't take your hands away...
I won't be able to see what I'm doing. I might see your pictures...
but you have to trust me.
- Thank you! - Lowlife!
- Let's go! - At least I'm covered.
Next...
He pulled away my blanket.
What kind of animal does such a thing?
Let's see how far this idiot went.
- He sent the picture to six people. - Who?
Marcelo Dias, Felipe Cury...
- Gustavo Reis... - That's Guga!
I blew him off so many times, who knows what he'll do with that...
Alexandre Bueno...
Bernardo Xavier and... the so-called Micael Lafeta...
Lafeta! Didn't I say there was an F?
Guga forwarded the photo...
- What an asshole! - Wait!
He's forwarding it now. Adding lots of contacts.
I need to know Guga's password.
- Any idea? - Not a clue.
Okay, let's see!
- I did it! - You did it?
- How did you do it? - "1234".
- The typical password for morons. - You're a genius!
I have to change my password.
Done!
I canceled the forward. I deleted the file.
Now I'm going to send him a message just to freak him out.
Because I'm mean!
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Okay, now, let's take care of the others.
Bernardo.
He's a joke.
Felipe. Alexandre.
Okay.
Deleting all of your pictures.
You know what?
I'm going to erase everything. That's better!
- Because I'm mean. - Will you be able to erase everything?
I think so. If it's only on WhatsApp, yes.
You're not just a genius, you're a god!
You're my savior.
Let me get back...
I don't believe it!
I'm having trouble accessing Dinho's phone.
- What trouble? - Is it an iPhone?
- Yes. - I can't hack
iPhones remotely.
I can access WhatsApp, but I can't delete the pictures.
- Why not? - Because he took the pictures.
I can delete them from the app, but not from the phone.
We would need the phone for that.
Flattery did get me nowhere...
Sorry, Katrina, but you can only delete it manually.
There's no other way.
Wait!
I know where that son of a bitch is. He just posted on Instagram.
Come with me!
My coat.
Gonna grab my...
This way!
I'll be right back!
- Try to blend in. - Got it.
- Ask about Dinho. - What?
Ask where he is.
- What's up? Where's Dinho? - He's in the locker room.
Thanks, bro.
- For the love of God, let's leave. - There's his bag.
This isn't going to work!
Here!
Fuck! Password?
- "1234". - "1234."
- Got it! - What's this?
- What? - There's a chick in here!
Don't worry, darling! We're on our way out.
You won't even notice. Don't worry about it.
- What the fuck is this? - What the fuck is this?
- Put down my phone, bro! - What the fuck?
That's my line!
You took a picture of me sleeping and showed it around.
- I don't know what you're talking about! - Yes, you do!
You fucked up.
- You put her pics on the Internet. - Do it quickly.
It's not true. She's a crazy stalker.
I was crazy to have gone out with a weirdo like you!
Done. Okay. That was quick...
Why don't you put that mind of yours to work
and understand that my boyfriend...
is a much bigger man than you'll ever be.
And all of you...
be careful with Dinho, because he's sick.
He likes taking pictures of people naked
and posting them on the Internet.
Hey.
Have you calmed down?
- Have some water. - I think so...
I'm angry at myself, you know?
How could I be such an idiot?
Calm down. You weren't...
I don't think you're an idiot.
My password is "1234", Fernando.
One, two, three, four is a normal password.
Anyone can have "1234" as a password.
I let that asshole do that to me.
How did I not see it? I should have seen it!
I should've known people would take advantage of me to promote themselves,
but I'm an idiot and I didn't!
Hang on...
why?
So you're famous!
Are you on TV? On a soap opera?
- I'm embarrassed! - No, that's not it.
I have a fashion vlog on the Internet.
- You run a vlog? - I do.
That's awesome! I have a vlog, too.
Really?
Yes, but mine is about technology and games.
Cool.
We started out just playing around and suddenly, things got serious.
Now it seems to be going really well. We have 5,000 subscribers!
And yours?
I have a little bit more than that.
YOUR TAXI ARRIVED
My taxi is here.
It was a pleasure.
And thank you for everything. You were really amazing!
And I'd also like to apologize for putting you through all that.
- That sucked. - It's okay.
Thank you!
- Bye! - Bye!
No problem. I'll send him the message.
Thank you!
- My savior! - Sandra!
- Good morning! - How are you?
- Did you wait long? - No, just a bit.
- I need you to fill this out for me. - Okay.
And also your ID card, so I can make a copy.
- Identity card... - Did you bring it?
I did. It's here.
Did Katrina find you that day at the party?
She did.
Did she say anything?
No, she was just looking for you,
and suddenly she disappeared. Left her stuff at the store.
I didn't understand why. She's on her way up.
- She's on her way up? - Yes.
Cool.
- Hi, my darling! - My savior.
You okay?
Great!
Fernando?
Hi!
I'll go inside. Your things are here.
I'll take a copy of your ID card and be right back with your payment.
My God! I didn't even think about it! I didn't pay you, sorry!
- No... - How silly!
- You don't have to. - So can I buy you lunch?
I'll buy you lunch.
My sister runs an organic cuisine restaurant.
- Do you like that? - Organic food?
I love it.
- What about today? - Today, I...
- I can. - Perfect!
Then I'll talk to her! Great!
I'm crazy. I forgot, I can't.
I can't. I'm recording a commercial.
Detox, you know that great juice? And it will go on until late.
Forget it. No problem.
What about Saturday?
- Saturday? - Saturday.
Saturday I already have plans... but it's with my friends!
It's been scheduled for a long time.
Panda's birthday. He's a partner in my vlog.
I would love to come with you, if you don't mind.
With me?
I don't want to be in the way, though.
I don't want to be, like... in the way with your friends.
- It wouldn't be okay. - No, it's...
You won't be in the way.
Actually, I just don't think you'll have fun.
You could say it's not a very conventional...
That's exactly what I need, Fernando, to diversify my life!
I always go out with the same type of people, to the same places.
The more different it is from what I've always done,
the more I will enjoy it.
- Katrina? - Yes?
I'm almost ready.
And you say that I'm the late one.
- Can I open this box that came for you? - Yes.
I love that cream, it's great!
What's with the face?
I wish I was a fashion blogger so I could get things like this.
You would have to be super nice and always be smiling.
- Do you think you could? - Of course not.
Am I okay? Is it okay or did I overdo it?
- Beautiful, summer girl look. - Really?
- You are going to rock this party. - Let's go.
Fernando...
what's that channel that this Katrina girl has?
It's a fashion vlog, I think.
- You didn't try to find out? - I didn't.
- You should have. - Let's look, for God's sake.
Let's get out of here, now!
Berta, come back to reality! We're already here.
Look, you invited me to something that was his style.
If this is his style, I'm not interested.
We're always at the same clubs.
When was the last time you tried something new and exciting?
This isn't new or exciting... it's just sad.
So, let's go! Big sisters re supposed to be supportive.
You don't need my support when you go to Europe.
Stop being a pain! Maybe the love of your life is here...
- I always had a thing for Freddy Krueger. - That's Edward Scissorhands.
- What guy goes to costume parties? - It's a cosplay event!
For people who love games, comics...
Whatever, darling!
You think I'm looking for a man? I already have an app for that.
You said she was kind of famous?
I said she had a bit more followers than we did.
More like "multiplied over a few dozen times".
What?
God, look who's here.
Listen.
I have to congratulate you.
This party is really...
is really different!
You said you'd like something different,
and I thought this is really... different, so...
These are my friends Panda and Lante. This is Katrina and her sister...
- Roberta. - Roberta.
This is Panda, the birthday boy?
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, okay?
Let's go inside then?
So...
This is a cosplay event, and...
I brought two costumes so you can come in with us.
No way.
Fernando...
I think that's really cute...
that you brought us costumes. Really!
But I don't know if it's a good idea...
because someone might take a picture and post it. That wouldn't be cool.
Do you think we could go in without... a costume?
Two beautiful women? You can get in naked.
That's...
Yeah.
Can you recycle it?
Pleasure, Roberta!
My name is Panda.
People don't know me by my name.
My nickname is very popular.
- Have I seen you here before? - Do I look like I have been here before?
I love women who play hard to get.
Roberta... he's so cute!
I don't know. He's not my type.
I like men who look like they just got out of jail.
Excuse me, I'd like a...
Green Hulk juice, no sugar, please.
- And a Batburger. - Kat!
- Can we take a picture with you? - No!
No pictures, no selfie, no nothing!
This is a private event with Katrina and her sister.
Okay! We'll take one later.
- Roberta! - What?
You have to educate these girls. Give me a juice, too.
Are you really upset because she didn't want to dress up?
It's not that.
Do you know what the chances are of guys like us getting a woman like her?
- Zero? - No, but they are pretty low.
On top of that, what are the chances
we would be able to convince her to put on a zombie costume?
Zero!
So stop pouting and be grateful to the nerd gods.
Look.
- Leave me alone. - If you're gonna be in a bad mood...
at least put your mask on.
You guys are boring. I'm going over there.
- Put on the mask! - Come on!
Darth Vader always wins!
Do you need help?
You must have been really beautiful before you died.
Thank you!
Katrina, you didn't have to.
- I like it. - No, no...
- Really! - I didn't want to...
- No problem, Fernando. - Sorry...
if I'm a bit out there.
- But that's me. - A zombie?
A nerd.
I talk to nerds and hang out with nerds and that makes me happy.
You might think that's okay, or you might think it's...
a little weird.
Look...
I'm here. I came in. I dressed up as a dead woman.
Because actually...
It's just that I never met a guy...
Like...
- So... - Ridiculous?
No? Ridiculous?
Does the costume...
turn you on?
A little.
You have some weird fetishes, honey.
Honey...
Mom!
So, I flew in on the red-eye...
Actually, no, because they moved my meeting.
- Great. - Pleasure to meet you.
- I'm his mother... - Mom.
- I'm Fernando's mother... - What are you doing?
- Don't mind me. You guys want a snack? - Mom!
I think we can say that the mood is...
- Stop it. - I need to get my own place.
Look...
Next time...
we go to my place.
There's going to be a next time?
That's so you. Really!
After you said those things on your channel...
- I'm so happy! - Great! So am I!
Thank you! You, too.
Bye.
Over 9,000!
Today, I'm going to teach a basic hairstyle
that will leave you ready for any occasion.
There are creams that are great to braid your hair.
My favorite is Seda,
because it gives the hair some extra texture
and it's also very anti-frizz.
Just like this and twist from the root.
IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP
Girls, after you let them cool down, you let your hair down...
FEELING LIKE A MIRACLE HAPPENED
Just crunch it up a little more.
And that's it, you look like a goddess.
Katrina!
Come here. Look at this!
Look at this costume.
Tell me this isn't great! Look!
Fe!
You know what I was thinking just now?
That the popcorn is good? It's good.
No.
- It's not good? - It's good, but that's not it.
There's a guy, a friend of mine.
- Go on. You know everyone, Katrina. - It's just that this guy is different.
He's incredible!
He has an incubator that increases vloggers' visibility.
And?
And I thought it would be interesting to meet him.
Who knows, maybe you can partner up with him.
Do you think I need that?
I don't know.
But I think it would be interesting to grow, wouldn't it?
To keep things simple... well, that's it.
Every day, there's more and more people creating content on the Internet.
And the question everyone asks me is,
"Felipe, what can I do to stand out in the crowd?"
I will tell you.
I have no idea!
Really, I have no idea.
You must have discipline, persistence, charisma...
But there's no one magic recipe.
Unless you do what Fernando over here did.
If you date Katrina, you'll have the magic recipe
to pump up your number of followers.
You know what, man? Come here.
Let me show you. I was looking at your profile. Come here.
You have a great number of followers.
But look at how many views you have. It's too low.
You know what that means?
That people subscribe to you and your channel,
expecting to see a cool guy, the guy who swept Katrina off her feet.
They watch your video...
and they never come back, Fernando.
I think the problem is that I'm a nerd, right?
Right now, there's no harm in being a nerd.
It's actually very fashionable. But you have to be a cool nerd, y'know?
You have to mix things up. Look at this one.
This one is really good. It's called "Draw My Life."
You draw...
and you tell a story at the same time. It's really cool, man.
I don't know if I want to put myself out there like that.
Stop, Fernando! For the love of...
You have to do something.
You have to make people fall in love with you.
People want to see you opening up. They want to really know you.
Your thoughts, your social life, everything!
My social life? I don't even leave the house.
That's wrong. You must have a social life.
And one that's more interesting than those of the people who follow you.
You're a creative guy. Make something up. You...
you and Katrina could have a party at her house.
Invite all the vloggers. Who wouldn't love to be invited?
They get there, they film, they post...
You will get all of their followers and they'll get all of yours, get it?
Great.
You talk about us dating on the Internet.
People are saying that I'm with you for the wrong reasons.
Fernando, stop it.
These people say bad things about everyone. You know that.
I don't even talk about us here.
And that's all they comment about.
I'm sure they think it's just a marketing stunt
so that you get the nerds out there to follow you.
Didn't you know...
that I've always dreamt of being a nerd's girlfriend?
According to your friend, Felipe,
nerds are fashionable now, as long as you're a cool nerd.
Felipe is great!
Great.
He gave me some ideas to tell people a little bit about my life.
To make a video, like a cartoon,
- telling my story. - I've seen that! "Draw My Life"!
Who wants to know about my life, Katrina?
I do. I want to so much.
He suggested having a party and inviting other vloggers.
- So that we promote one another. - Yes.
- Incredible! Let's do it. - I'm not thrilled.
Fernando, he's right!
I think you have to reach as many people as you can,
that way you get a more diverse group of followers.
- Okay! - Awesome!
So let's do something with that hair, get some new clothes,
and make you look handsome. Ready for your first million followers.
Kiss me.
- My glasses. - Where's my bag?
- So? - Didn't I tell you?
This shirt looks better than those t-shirts.
- Wasn't I right? - You were.
- Girlfriend! - How are you?
- What's up? - So great that you came!
You look beautiful! You look like a goddess!
- Hi, Rodrigo, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you!
- How are you? - I'm okay.
Then he came asking for advice, wanting to sell his profile.
How can I sell his...
- Felipe, right? - Yes, how's it going?
- Can I take a picture with you? - A picture? Yes.
- Real quick. - Okay.
Great, thank you.
While you're at it, make sure you say you were with me.
Excuse me?
You can say you were with me.
I'm going to tag you, which will help your channel.
Help my channel?
- Yeah. - Cool.
- Good luck! - Thanks for the help.
- No problem. - Who are you again?
- Panda, how's it going? - Panda?
- Yes, Panda. - Panda.
- The animal. - Okay.
- Panda. - Right.
Don't even, Fernando.
- It's simple, objective... - Don't even think about it.
- Everyone will like it. - Roberta's here, I'll ask her.
Roberta, do you think Katrina would mind if Lante does stand-up?
Of course she will. Exactly, that's what I said.
- Forget this stand-up thing. - It's simple...
Panda, come here.
- Hi. - Is this Katrina's house?
- This is Katrina's house. - Hey, we're here.
What's that?
Thasia! I'm such a fan.
- Diva! Gorgeous! - Thanks.
Let me take a selfie. I'm such a fan.
Calm down, you're shaking.
Because it's you. You're one of a kind.
Did you invite the fans?
No!
So what are we going to do?
- Send them away? - Of course not, Fernando.
They'll post something bad about us.
We can't.
What's with that hair?
Carlos, watch the vase.
- Don't you see it? - Calm down, man.
Relax. Go over there.
- This is not an ashtray. - Sorry.
Okay, go over there. Just mingle.
This Fernando is a dork, man. Total dork.
I can't believe Katrina is going out with someone like that.
Marcela, it's not easy being a comedian.
- Every day, a different location. - I get it. Awesome.
I'm out of my element.
You were born out of your element.
- I'm great. - Careful.
- Take that girl away from here. - I'm a huge fan of your blog.
Such a fan that you don't even know who I am.
- Put her in a taxi. - Give me just a little kiss.
Bye. Come with me.
A little kiss, now.
You know what this is?
Look here.
They found out my address. They're on their way.
- I'm going to kill Panda. - They'll destroy my house.
- I'm going to have to move. - Calm down.
- The fans will find out where I live. - Calm down. You're losing it.
I don't know why we had this stupid idea of having a party at my place.
You wanted the party.
- I didn't even want to. - Of course.
I was tired of staying home, watching you play that stupid video game.
- I'm not talking about that... - You're not.
Because it was your friend who fucked it up.
Do something.
Guys, the party is over...
Thank you.
See you next time.
What a mess...
And the smell...
It would be easier to move...
- than to clean this mess. - Yes.
And I am going to have to leave. You are going to go to work.
- Should we call Claudia? - Let's call Claudia.
But I'll pay.
I'll pay because it's my fault.
Fernando, I'm the one that has to apologize for yesterday.
Stop, Katrina!
You don't have to apologize for anything.
- On the contrary, I think... - No, stop.
Don't apologize anymore.
Let's just forget about last night.
- Okay? - Okay.
Well...
I'm on my way to the meeting.
To the meeting.
Handsome.
Gentlemen, Fernando's channel
is among the most viewed among young people.
Also, it's the channel with the most increase in viewership
- among your target audience. - That's great.
We're impressed.
What do you propose?
I think it's a great opportunity for the company
to sponsor Fernando's channel,
especially because Fernando has a long history
with your products, which he loves.
- You love them, don't you? - I've been hooked on Bluegum
ever since I was a teenager.
- What? - He's just joking.
These kids nowadays...
Fernando knows that you make Blueberry.
Blueberry.
- And? - Awful.
- Really? - You didn't prepare like I told you to.
You got the name of the company wrong three times.
And you said you were hooked on Bluegum,
which is their competitor.
I'm really sorry.
But Felipe, I really like Bluegum.
I didn't want to talk about a brand I don't even know.
You're killing me, man. You can't do this.
- Look at your clothes. - What?
You can't ask for half a million reals in sponsorship
wearing a shirt with a hole in it.
Hi.
What is it?
Nothing.
How was your day?
It was cool.
I think I fucked up at the meeting.
That's a shame.
Yeah.
I'm going to have a shower.
Do you know if there is anything in the fridge?
There is, but come here.
Aren't you going to ask me how my day was?
How was your day?
It was great.
I got up feeling gorgeous, had a wonderful breakfast.
I went online...
and saw that you posted this.
Did you like it? I thought it was cute.
Cute?
I thought it was cute...
until I read the comments.
Comments?
@Julio222: Ridiculously ugly! @Cupidosniper: Crying
Yeah...
- That's horrible, Katrina. - I thought so, too.
Don't worry about that.
Those people on the Internet have nothing better to do.
Fernando, don't you get it?
I care!
I am being ridiculed because you did something without thinking.
Katrina... it's nothing, really.
Nothing? It's something!
Did you look closely at the photo you took?
Did you? That perfume over here is not from my sponsor.
And I can't show up using something from the competitor.
You are not even wearing perfume.
Yes, people would think that the perfume is yours.
The brand owner called me and said he won't sponsor me anymore.
I lost money. You made me lose money, Fernando.
Apart from the public humiliation.
Katrina, look, if I were you,
I wouldn't care about the opinion of people I don't even know.
Bullshit, you would!
This idea that you don't care about your own image is a lie.
It's a role you play, and you are very proud of it.
You protect it at all costs!
You're such a pain!
If you wear one brand,
you shouldn't be advertising for the other!
Why is it that everything is about image, Katrina?
Why do you worry so much about it?
Because that's how I make a living, Fernando.
That's how I make a living. You think I wouldn't enjoy
going out with my hair undone, wearing flip-flops?
I would love to.
It would make my life easier, but I can't.
Because it's my job. And I'm damn good at it.
And yes, I like to dress up.
I like wearing nice clothes. What's wrong with that?
But if you think that I only care about that...
you really don't know me.
I don't think that you only care about that.
Yes.
And here I am, picking out some clothes to wear.
Funny how life is.
What do you think about going out, like...
Going out to eat? Going to the movies?
I think it's a great idea.
You go, because I already have plans.
What?
I have a really important party that I can't miss.
Guido's.
Work. You know how it is.
Guido from the store?
He called me yesterday and said he likes the idea of helping me create my line.
Awesome. Let's go.
- I'll get dressed. - You don't have to.
There will only be shallow people at the party.
I don't want you to have to put up with that.
- Let me go with you. - I don't want you to go, Fernando.
Not today.
I created two new classes for our RPG,
archer-knight-monster and clergyman-warrior-thief.
You can't be a clergyman and a thief at the same time.
Of course you can. In my game you can.
Did you hear that, Fernando?
What? What about Katrina?
Look at him, in love!
Who's in love?
No!
Hi.
- What's up? - The party is awesome.
- Fabulous. - Thanks for coming, Katrina.
Thanks for inviting me.
Stop sulking and pay attention to the game.
I can't, man.
I can't believe she went to the party without me.
You have to understand that it's her job.
- She's a woman of the night. - A woman of the night, Panda?
That didn't sound good, but he's right.
You don't take her to your work meetings.
I know, but I'm sure she only did this because of the picture.
- Don't you think that's fucked up? - I think it is.
I would never post a picture like that,
of my girlfriend sleeping. She wakes up looking bad...
I am not talking about the picture, you animal.
Jealous nerds are pathetic.
Not being jealous is what makes us different.
It's the only thing. I attacked Sudan, Fernando.
- It's not jealousy, you idiot. - Good defense...
I already know what your goal is.
- Only a "player" here... - What do you mean by that?
No!
I'll do that. It's gonna look fabulous!
- You can put it on your face, hair... - Because it moisturizes.
Girlfriend!
- Look who's here! - I've missed you.
- It's been a while. - How have you been?
- You look beautiful. - I'm glad you came.
Of course I'd come.
- You look gorgeous! - Thank you.
- You both look beautiful. - I love your bow.
Fabulous!
Have you seen Guido? I didn't see him.
- I saw him going that way earlier. - Me too, he went that way.
- Towards the kitchen. - I think I'll go, then.
Let's take a selfie first.
Yes, of course. For posterity.
@fernandocanova Anyone going to @guido's party tonight?
I read about the opening on all the websites.
- Fantastic! - It was great.
We're thinking about opening stores in São Paulo,
Porto Alegre, and across Brazil by the end of the year.
Excuse me, I have to talk to Katrina.
- Excuse me. - Sure.
- Hi. - I found you!
How are you? You look smashing.
If your products are as fabulous as you, they will sell like crazy.
- I didn't know you were so shy. - I'm not.
I'll be back to normal soon.
We have to enjoy the night.
- Shall we? - Let's.
@fernandocanova I'm going to #GuidoParty!
It doesn't surprise me that you've broken so many hearts.
Your journey is really something...
- Are you crazy, Fernando? - Am I crazy?
- I was just being nice to him. - Nice? You were being too nice.
God! You know that all I want from Guido is professional.
Professional? That's it?
That's what you do when you have ulterior motives!
- Ulterior motives? - Yes.
You're the last person that can say anything about that.
Because they say you're with me for ulterior motives. So?
What motives? I think your world is a joke.
I know. I also think your world is a big joke.
But I respect it. Do you know why? Because it's your world.
You know what?
I'm not willing to change my life anymore for a guy that never compromises.
This whole thing is because of that stupid picture.
I'm sorry, Katrina.
But your vanity seems like an illness to me. I don't get it.
And I'm tired of trying to understand you,
while you're always judging me for everything I do.
Who are you?
If it weren't for me, you'd still just be the IT guy
posting on that lame video game vlog that nobody wants to watch.
So?
I was happy.
Did I ever ask you for anything?
No... you never asked me for anything.
Actually, you never did anything.
I was the one who chased you. Who kissed you.
I made my way into your life.
You never made a move.
But now... I'm done waiting.
I just broke up and I can't believe it Are you okay?
You nailed it There is no going back
@Rubs: You're wasting your time @Cynthia: Nice! I'm available
@LaraB: It wasn't meant to be! @Santiago: Hang in there
Son, I'll let you in on something.
I've been through this.
When I lost your father, it was really difficult.
But if there's one thing I learned from all that pain...
- it's how important it is to eat. - Mom...
Honey, you didn't eat a bite.
I prepared the broccoli with garlic that you love so much.
It has iron. It's good for you when you're in pain.
Darling, finding the right girl is just the first step.
Now comes the hard part.
Finding a way to make it work.
The problem was that it was obvious that it wouldn't work out.
With those t-shirts, that hair, those baggy pants...
If you're not even talking back, it's because it was really serious.
Sister, let it go.
Let's remember that you're still beautiful
and that you don't have anything tying you down anymore.
- You know what you need? - Alcohol?
Pear carpaccio. Just kidding, it's alcohol.
Lucas, organic red wine.
Frenando, what are you doing?
What's this violence about?
What are you doing? Killing hostages?
- What's up, man? - What is this, Fernando?
Enough. Stop playing.
- This isn't working. - Am I not playing?
Teaching things?
Only if you want to teach your subscribers
- to destroy the game. - Stop, Panda.
What is this, man? This is work equipment.
Fernando, let it all out. What is going on?
Tell us, Fernando. Go on!
Maybe it's best if we let him break the console.
No, the worst part...
is that I have to keep reading these comments on the Internet.
What about the comments?
Roberta, people are mean. You know?
Those are mean comments. I get scared.
I really get scared.
It seems like everyone wanted me to break up. Break up!
And they did, especially me. There, I said it.
Just great.
Now that it's over, I thought everyone would be happy, right?
But they aren't. They keep on saying bad things about me.
- They're still gossiping. - Gossiping?
Stop reading the comments.
- For the love of God. - I can't.
You can't? Why can't you?
- Stop, I don't like it when you do that. - Yes, you do. You're laughing.
It's really hard, man.
It's really difficult to have everyone talking about your life.
You have to let it go and not care.
You have to keep away from it for a while.
Use the Internet just for work.
I never thought I would say this...
but you have to let go of the virtual world.
If you like her and, God knows why, she likes you...
God knows why!
You have to go after her. Achieve your objective.
Or do you think Aragorn, when he lost to Osgiliath, said...
"I'll just stay here in Minas Tirith"?
What would have happened to the Rebel Alliance
if Luke Skywalker hadn't taken action?
That's it.
That's what Katrina wants me to do. That's what I have to do.
You must find Obi-Wan Kenobi.
No, man. She wants me to take action.
I just don't know what action.
- Do you need any help, honey? - No, thank you.
My battery never lasts, it's crazy.
This clothing manufacturer is really impressive.
It's incredible. They have a proposal with a completely sustainable process.
- Unbelievable. - Sandra, let's ask for an estimate.
Of course.
But now let's move. Let's take a selfie to celebrate
- this great moment. - Of course.
- Sorry. - No problem.
Sandra is a fan.
Thank you, Sandra. Now one with just Katrina and me.
All right.
Wait.
I'm done! I'm done! I'm off now.
I finished uploading. It took a while to edit.
I deleted your rage quits.
I put on some quirky songs.
It even seems like you're a happy person.
Happy?
You know what, Sandra? Call them today.
Let's close this deal by next week at the latest.
Katrina, are you free tonight?
We could have dinner at a great Thai restaurant near where I live.
I think that's a great idea.
I'll just go home, take a shower, get ready and I'll meet you there.
Okay. I'll text you the address.
Okay, see you there.
- Bye, Sandra. - Bye, darling.
Felipe: Last chance! Investors meeting, today, my office!
Hi, Katrina. One last picture, please?
- Of course. - Cool.
You look wonderful.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
You're welcome.
Shit.
That's not the problem, Guido.
I had already asked for an estimate with our own suppliers.
But now we need to wait for the one from Green Collection.
We're not going to wait. We'll use our own supplier.
- What about Katrina? - I don't care.
That girl is a Barbie doll. I only need her face.
- She's going to complain. - So?
I hope she really complains in my bed tonight.
I'll just do it and kick her out.
I'm like these people on the web. I get tired of things quickly.
Plus, soon there will be the next girl, and she'll be a little different.
Katrina has to be thankful for the 15 minutes of fame
- I'm giving her. - You're rotten.
Sandra, please.
- What an idiot! - I completely agree. What a tool.
- A jerk, you know? - Sit here.
- I was talking about you. - What?
This Guido, Katrina, is a jerk. A nobody.
You shouldn't have just hid,
- you should have confronted him... - I couldn't say anything.
I can't do anything. This guy can destroy me.
Do you think I didn't want to say something?
When I heard him say all those things,
that I'd be forgotten soon,
that another girl would take my place, that he was just going to use me...
I was devastated. I was scared.
Scared of losing everything.
- You're crazy, Katrina. - It's true.
You don't have to be afraid of Guido. He has to be afraid of you.
Think, just a small video from you, and you end his career.
Now the channel has more than a million subscribers,
with more than 300,000 views per video.
And it's growing every day.
If your target audience is watching my channel every day,
what better way to communicate with your audience,
than to integrate your products with my channel.
- Would you like to order, sir? - No, I'm expecting someone.
What do you think if I start with a Mario and Yoshi joke?
I don't know. People don't like jokes that have animals.
Animal, what animal?
- There's no animal. - Of course there is.
He's like Mario's dog.
Dog? He's not a dog. He came from an egg.
Okay, I won't tell that one.
Cut the Frodo joke, too. It's kind of homophobic.
I'd also cut the one with the Portuguese guy playing Candy Crush.
Why? Is it politically incorrect?
No, because nobody plays Candy Crush anymore.
Will there be any left?
I know!
What do you think about my list of nerdy pick-up lines?
Why don't you start with the memes and most watched videos on the Internet?
Start with that, it'll be good.
I mean, I could do that...
but I think the list of nerdy pick-up lines is more interesting, because...
- My Padawans! - What's up, man?
- Did you come here to sue someone? - Didn't I tell you?
So this is what happened.
Today, I went to close our...
first deal with a sponsor.
And? Will they pay in cash?
- No, they'll pay in vouchers. - No way!
- What do you mean? - Of course not, man.
They're going to pay cash. Are you crazy?
- That's great. - How did you do it?
I went there, I presented the numbers...
Fernando?
- Fernando? - Let me finish the story.
Look at Katrina's post.
Hi, my darling Katrinatics.
Today, I'm going to talk about something...
It's a big deal.
You know when you think you know someone and you think you can trust them?
And then suddenly, you discover...
that you were completely wrong.
Well, that's what happened to me.
This person who really hurt me...
This person...
is me.
I am a fraud.
I started this vlog series as a kind of journal...
as a tool to get to know myself.
And as I saw the number of views and followers increasing,
my attitudes and decisions
started to get out of my control, you know?
Yeah...
Everything I did, I would do thinking about how
it would help my image.
And now, I don't know if who I am is who I want to be,
or if I was forced to become who I am to meet people's expectations.
And this...
is...
unbearable.
And I'm done.
All I want now is the truth.
I will no longer put my dignity aside to favor my image.
So... forget all the trends, forget the dictatorship of image...
and try to express yourself in your own, unique way.
Don't let other people tell you who you should be.
And, most importantly...
don't put aside your heart...
because of your ego.
It's not worth it.
May God bless you.
I would have done the same Katrina you're my idol
@katrinasoutto: Super happy!
My favorite nerd!
FERNANDO SENT YOU A VIDEO
- Let's go. - Do I have a choice?
If I end up chopped up inside a suitcase, what will you do?
You want me to be chopped up with you?
No, Kat, the place will be full. We're safe.
And this is the first time I meet a guy from the app. You owe me.
Okay, Roberta.
Since you are so in love, I'll go.
Of course not. I'm not in love. The app says that our souls match.
I want to know if sparks will fly with Leonardo.
So I'll go with you as a third wheel, you and this mystery man.
- Leonardo da Vinci. - I hope he paints my town red.
What's up?
- What's up, Panda? - So?
What's with the clothes, Panda?
- "Just be yourself"? - Not now, Fernando. This is serious.
What's serious? Tell me.
- Nothing, man. - Tell me. What is going on?
It's a blind date. The girl from the app.
Of course. Why didn't you say it sooner?
Because I knew you would say that she would stand me up.
That will always happen.
- That she'd stand me up? - No, that I'd make fun of you.
Where's the girl?
She sent a message, said she was at table 22,
and that I had to wear this Top Gun pin.
Everything will work out fine.
- Keep calm. - Table 22.
Katrina?
What's this?
You're Panda's blind date?
I knew it. Can I say something?
- I knew it... - No way, Panda.
- I'm not your blind date. - You're not?
No.
- Go. - It's now or never.
I saw your last post.
- I liked it. - Thank you.
I thought it was for me.
- It wasn't. - But I could see myself in it.
Katrina, I...
I tried to call you several times, but you didn't pick up.
I sent you a video, and you didn't watch it.
Fernando, I need to change, you know?
I'm going to Milan. I'm going to study there for two years.
The good thing about being a vlogger is that you can post from anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
I think my sister doesn't need me anymore.
There's nothing left for me to do here.
It was nice seeing you.
Take care.
Good evening. How's everybody doing?
I'm Lante, and I'm very happy to be here tonight
in my first stand-up routine.
I was a little late coming in.
And you know when you're in a rush and you're going in an elevator?
And you see someone coming and you hold the door...
Who would imagine we would ever meet?
You came in my life yelling, "Howdy, boy-ol"
And you were right.
I was just a happy little boy, without a care in the world.
But then you came into my life... and with your love...
you changed everything, and showed me I could be more.
You showed me that life could be better.
You saw in me something I didn't even know existed.
But instead of thanking you, I got scared.
Scared because everything that's new scares me.
I was so scared, I shut down and pushed you away.
I'm so sorry for all of this.
You transformed me.
I didn't know how to handle that...
but let's find out together?
Katrina!
If you go to Milan... I want to come with you.
I want to be with the woman who makes me happy.
The one I love.
And that transformed my life.
- I love you. - I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
- Amor.com - Recovered by (c) dCd / February 2018