(glass shatters)
(droning instrumental music)
- I hate them so much.
I, I hate every fiber of who they are.
When I was not a sober person,
and I looked at sober people,
I would be like, whoa, like, you are like, lame.
Like, I am never gonna be like you.
And now that I have crossed over to the sober life,
I still feel that way, I do!
I just still feel that way, and I, I just, you know,
nothing's changed, and I just,
and it makes me feel incredibly lonely.
Like, incredibly alone in this world
because now I am forced to hang out with people
who I relate zero,
like, literally I don't relate to them at all.
And now I don't relate to my old friends.
I don't relate to any of them.
They, they, they've basically shunned me.
Like, I've tried to hang out with them
but they, but it's just not the same.
You know, I, I can't be drinking a seltzer
with bitters around them.
I just can't.
They just, they don't get it.
They don't get that I'm, like, they just don't.
Of course they don't get it.
Like, of course.
And, and, like, it's just like
this whole mentality that I'm in
makes me so,
so horny.
And, and like, just, I need to like
hump a wall that has a penis on it.
Because that's all that I,
that's literally all that will have me right now.
Because who am I gonna fuck?
Like, I'm not fucking a fucking sober bitch pussy,
and I'm not having sex,
like nobody else would have sex with me
because how are they gonna do it?
This day and age, all you,
the only way you fuck is if you go for a drink with someone.
That's the first thing that anybody
who's interested in me asks, and what do I say?
Oh, yeah, I'll have a drink with you.
But, but then, when I get there, I have a seltzer
and they're just like, oh, you're not drinking?
And then they feel like, of course,
of course they feel like they're taking advantage of me.
But really, I wanna take advantage of them.
Because I am horny, and they don't get it though.
They suddenly feel limp dick.
They suddenly feel like no, I will not have sex with you
because you're sober and I'm drunk,
and like, that's clearly a faux pas.
And like, (sighs)
I just feel very, very invisible right now.
Like, I feel like I have no,
no love in my life from any level
because, of course, like,
like, you know, I hate to bring it up again,
but Adam is just really losing in the brother game,
like, severely.
Like whenever I'm around him,
I have such a feeling of complete and utter, like,
like, um, defletion?
Like, is defletion a word?
Like if I-- - Depletion.
- Isolation.
That's it.
I feel like, like any, any sense
of who I am has completely vanished
because he doesn't give a fucking shit about me.
And guess what.
Having somebody not give a fucking shit about you
from the minute that you are born
is very fucked up, and it's very detrimental to my growth,
and I am feeling it so intensely right now,
like, so intensely.
Like, why is it that I disagree with who he is
as a human being, and,
but also have this, like, strong desire
for him to love me like no one else has loved me?
He's supposed to be my brother.
Like, what happens when our parents die
and, like, I have, then it just means I have no family?
Like, I have no family.
He is. (sighs)
He, yeah.
And I don't, and like he makes me wanna whine
because I feel like the only way that I will get what I want
is, is, is for me to, like, be a, a baby.
Or like he induces this feeling in me that, like,
is very babyish.
I feel diseased with, with Adam.
I feel like I have the Adam disease
because it's like, and it's this creepy little,
like, disgusting thing under my skin
that, like, no one can really see, um,
but it's there and it's always there
and it affects literally every way,
every interaction that I have because I'm like,
oh, will this person see me, or are they like Adam?
Like, will this person, like, appreciate me,
or are they like Adam?
Is this person, like, gonna hear what I say,
or are they like Adam?
Like that's it.
This is, I mean, yeah.
That's how, I want this disease to go away.
I want it to go away and I, and I, I need a cure.
- I absolutely hear you.
- An issue's fake or real.
This is in your head.
I'm telling you.
And that's not gonna help any.
- [Man] It's not in my head, it's in my dick.
It's right, it's in my dick. It's a burning sensation-- - Dude.
- What are you doing? - In the tip of my dick.
- Why are you taking your pants off?
- [Man] And also discharge. - Why are you always taking your pants off
- when you're around me? It's strange. - Because I like you.
Because I wanna fuck you. - Go away.
- [Standing Man] Because you're like my little,
because you're like one of my little fucking pets
that I wanna just put it in.
- I can't hear you now.
- [Standing Man] This makes you uncomfortable? - Get your dick away from me.
- [Standing Man] Does this make you uncomfortable? This make you uncomfortable?
Okay. - It's harassment.
- [Man On Left] Hold on, no, I'm sorry about that.
- But listen. - That's pee.
- [Man On Left] As a friend, what does that look like?
- Pee! You peed yourself.
It's not a big deal. - No, that's not pee.
That's, that's.
- You tinkle, you get a little bit.
- [Man On Left] I mean, I know the difference
between pee and, and, and, and, and,
and something viral, man.
That's viral.
- You used a condom, okay?
- I didn't. - So that's all you--
- [Man On Left] I didn't use a condom.
- You did not use a condom? - No, I never use condoms.
- Are you retarded?
Why would you not use it?
Was there not one there?
- [Man On Left] Why, why would you use a condom?
Please, answer me that. - So, you don't go through
exactly what you're going through right now.
- [Man On Left] This has never happened to me before.
This has never once happened to me before.
- Listen, no one uses a condom because they like to.
No one puts on a condom, and says, hey,
this feels great!
- [Man Without Condom] Yeah, and that's why
it shouldn't happen.
And on top of that-- - Adam.
- On top of that-- - Adam.
- [Adam] Hold on, let me finish.
- [Man with Glasses] Adam.
- [Adam] When was the last time you
actually fucked someone?
- [Man With Glasses] Jennifer.
- [Adam] Jennifer, that's your girlfriend.
You, you, my ex-girlfriend.
That's like I'm asking you, like,
when was the last time you ever went out into the woods
and played, and you're, like,
I was in jail for 10 years.
They're very different, dude.
No one uses condoms,
especially not if it's a, a guy like me
who's like, you know,
and a girl's who fuckin',
a little white bitch who lives in her fuckin',
in a mansion her dad bought for her?
- So if you're white, and you're having sex
with a rich white person,
you don't need to use a condom?
That's the most asinine thing you've ever said,
and you've said so many-- - You said it, not me.
You said it, not me. - Asinine things in your life.
- [Adam] Dude, okay, listen.
Girls don't lie about sex.
It's, it's, for them
it's a biological thing. - Girls don't lie about sex?
What are you talking about?
- [Adam] It's a biological thing.
It's, it's all about mating
and being a mother. - It's about mating for men,
too, you idiot.
- No, but for a woman,
but they don't have to be a dad.
A mom is a thing, moms don't lie.
- Moms lie.
- [Adam] Moms don't fucking lie, dude.
- Welcome to the real world, buddy.
Moms lie.
(grunting, groaning, sighing)
(Adam grunts)
- And that's pretty much
the way it begins.
I'm out of breath, though, now.
(gurgling)
Did you hear about my neighbor?
- Oh, yeah, I think, um,
I think my, our parents said something about that.
- You have to be very quiet when you come over,
actually, because these walls are like,
they're like this,
they're like a membrane,
they're like skin.
They're like, they're like scrotal,
in nature.
And my, um, neighbor is,
she's a racist.
I've encountered a racist.
She hates me because I'm,
she hates me because I'm white.
And she's not.
You want a smoke?
- What do you mean?
- Do you want a smoke?
- Have you not heard that I'm sober now?
- You're sober?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- You didn't know that?
- No, I didn't.
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- Really? - Really?
- [both] You're actually doing this
right now?
You're really doing this right now?
I just told you that I'm sober.
You didn't know that.
And then you go into the...
- Wow. - Wow.
- Um. - Um.
- [both] Okay, so I am gonna go now.
Um.
Cool.
- So it was great meeting up. - So it was really great--
- I said great. - I said great.
- Not really great. - Greater great.
- Can you not? - Can you not?
- Just get me my jacket. - Just get me my jacket.
- [both] And then we're gonna leave now.
Meaning, I'm gonna leave now.
Stop!
- Stop, please. - Stop it, please.
- [both] Okay, let's do this in silence then.
- Oh. - Oh God.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Stop! - Stop!
- Can you not? - Can you not?
- [both] This is so cool.
- Got ya!
It's actually fun.
Okay, will you please smoke?
Please!
(gurgling)
- Oh my God.
- Those shoes are so dumb.
I can't believe you're wearing creepers.
That's, like, hold on.
Oh, hold on, I'll be right back.
Yes, hello, brother.
I'm good.
I, I did see the videos.
I liked them.
(gurgling)
(muffled instrumental music)
(knocking)
- [Adam's Sister] Adam?
- I don't know if it's a problem
right now.
Um.
It feels like something that could develop into a problem,
like sort of like a
pre-problem.
I'm sorry, I, I don't, uh,
usually feel embarrassed to, uh,
talk about anything in here, but
for some reason I'm just like,
I'm really having trouble coming out
and, uh, talking about this particular issue.
I just love to see assholes open up.
It's like they blossom into.
Do you know what a gape is?
- Yeah.
- That's what I'm referring to.
Like they just...
And the shit I'm into,
American actresses won't even do.
Like 99% of the videos I watch
are not made in this country,
which makes me feel sort of cosmopolitan
in a strange sense,
but I'm talkin' 'bout hardcore,
degrading, violent ass-fucking.
Like the way, just fucking in the ass
like the way you would a pussy,
but harder than you would a pussy
because pussies seem
like they would break eventually,
but an asshole is strong.
An asshole can endure.
And there's this move
that I really appreciate,
where the guy,
after he's done fuckin' her,
he, he's fuck, he's been fuckin' her
for so long,
and he's been doin' it so hard
that when he pulls out,
uh, the, the asshole's left gaping,
just trembling
like, it looks like it's just been traumatized
by what it's gone through,
and the guy, just ever so casually,
looks into the hole.
It's as if he's studying it.
And then he just, just spits
right in the hole.
And every time I see this,
I'm just sitting there in awe.
And this is after I've cum, you know.
I'm still watching
because I'm just so enamored by this maneuver.
It's as if, it's like athletic,
it's like putting a ball into a hoop or something.
And every time I saw, wow, good job,
that got, that went right in there.
I love it.
You know, I see a girl on the street,
I'm just, like....
I used to be like, oh, what would it be like
to see her naked, you know?
Or what would it be like if she,
you know, to be in a relationship with that person.
But now it's just like, wow,
I wonder what her asshole looks like destroyed.
It's not healthy.
- [Adam's Sister] Aaron.
- Oh.
Hey, what's up?
- Um, nothing.
How are you doing?
- I'm okay.
I'm, uh, fine.
What, what are you
doing here?
- What do you mean?
Um, don't you know that we go to the same analyst?
- Right, yes.
Generally, I do know that,
but, in this moment, I, uh, forgot.
So.
Uh.
Good luck, and see you later.
- Wait, Aaron.
What are you doing in 45 minutes?
- [Aaron] Hey, it was a like checkin' her out kind of thing.
- Yeah, but mostly it comes from
a really villainous place.
Like, it's, like--
- So you're getting angry.
- Well, no, I--
Okay, so you, you admit that it's a real thing.
- No, no.
I, I--
The feeling.
Anger, anger is depression turned inward.
- I get that you've said that multiple times,
but, like, I don't understand how you can say
depression, wait, what did you say?
- Depression is like a, like a fundamental truth,
but, like, anger is just a byproduct of that.
So it's not, it's not like a--
- I think it's, in my personal experience--
- Right, so you're like, you're getting angry
at me right now, but, like,
and you're not gonna be, like,
okay, now I'm happy again.
You're gonna be left with, like, a lingering melancholy.
- Actually, if you really need
to be so weird, you're gonna have to shut up.
(people chattering)
(moaning and grunting)
No, not yet!
No, wait! - Sorry.
Sorry.
- Hey, why'd you stop?
- I just need a breather.
Sorry.
- It's okay.
(panting)
You wanna lick my asshole?
- Yeah.
- What if it's dirty?
- I don't care.
- I bet you have such a cute little asshole.
(moaning)
- Oh, I bet you have such a cute little asshole.
- I bet you have such a cute little asshole.
- It's true, you had an arsenal of guns.
Guns were your favorite thing,
and we bought them for you,
birthday, every holiday-- - No, wait, hold on, hold on.
I remember, no, I remember Peter Benson having guns,
but I didn't.
You guys never let me have guns.
That was off-limits at our house.
- Next thing I know, you're gonna think we beat you.
You're gonna think we deprived you of so many things
in your childhood. - This is so weird.
- [Man] Well, kids do that.
- I know they--
Aaron, what did you,
did you have guns when you were little?
- No.
I wanted to, but my mom refused to buy me toy guns.
- [Adam's Mother] Wow.
- She gave me dolls.
- Yeah. - Whoa.
- When I think of you as a kid,
I kind of imagine you as a little boy
surrounded by dolls.
That sort of, that, to me,
that seems like the basis for your whole personality.
'Cause you have a doll face.
Look at you, you're cute.
Look at this face.
- You know, honey, it's interesting
that your mother was nurturing
your soft-side, the feminine side,
but she was kind of,
it almost seems like she was
like emotionally castrating you on some level.
You didn't play at all with guns,
but you could play with dolls.
And there's no way around it.
A boy wants to play with a gun.
You know, you know, actually, as I'm thinking about it,
I just read your play the other night.
Your main character, mass shooter,
kills tons of people.
Like, the whole school's dead.
So I just wonder, like,
do you think there could be some kind of, like,
sublimation?
A little boy never thinks of killing.
He thinks, "I have power, I have control."
And, I mean, it's a penis thing, come on--
- Okay, please. - It really is.
- I actually, I need to stop you here
because I, I am getting very angry with you.
I feel like you are basically trying to, like,
appeal to these men.
- I don't think that's what she's trying to do.
- Okay.
Really?
Yeah, I was not speaking to you, thank you.
Um, I'm flabbergasted with what you're saying.
This entire dinner, you have just been
putting down women.
Women are emotionally incorrect.
Men need power, men need power.
- Adam.
(sighs)
I mean, I wasn't--
I'm not the kind of guy that's gonna use Tinder,
but I was, now that I know that I can't,
I just feel like something's been taken away from me.
- I feel like the only possible option
is for us to date.
- Are you joking?
- No.
I mean, I know it's not ideal,
but, like,
I don't know what else to do.
I wanna keep having sex with somebody.
- With me, or with just somebody?
- I mean, yeah, you.
How long has it been for you?
- 442 days.
Do you have, uh, K2?
- What is that?
- It's like synthetic, uh, marijuana.
- Nah, it's not legal now.
- For real?
- It's not legal.
- Weed is almost legal. - It's all right.
- No.
- Oh my God, they have Charge.
I want it.
(droning instrumental music) (droning, muffled voices)
(pounding death metal music)
Please, I want it so badly.
(pounding death metal music)
Oh, boy, let's go.
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
- Call the cops.
Hey, dude, mister, I need clappers,
I'm talkin' Charge.
I'm talkin' now, let's go.
I wanna, I tell ya, I wanna make a documentary
about poppers.
The full popper documentary.
Like poppin'.
Let's make some art!
(pounding death metal music)
- You realize this is my apartment?
- This is what I'm gonna be remembered for!
- This is my apartment! - You know how many
shitty plays I've directed and had to sit through?
And I've never been at a play and thought, my God,
the colors, the red, the yellow,
the way they merge to make art!
- They do look like-- - And it looks
just like the logo.
- Holy shit!
It does look like the logo.
- And, Adah, most important,
it was something that we did together.
- That's my hair.
- I know it's your.
(turd splashes)
I think you should, uh, wipe.
(toilet gurgles)
- [Adah] Do you like me?
- [Aaron] Do I like you?
Yeah, I really like you a lot, actually.
Actually,
can I tell you a secret?
I'm totally in love with you, I think.
- [Adah] I'm totally in love with you, I know.
- [Aaron] Yeah, I know, too.
I was just saying I think
'cause it was like a buffer
in case you didn't say it back.
I know I'm totally in love with you.
- [Adah] Oh, I love you.
Oh, baby.
Oh, it's so good.
- You wanna spit in my mouth?
Ah, spit again.
- Spit on me, spit on me.
- You like that?
- Yes.
Oh my God, spit all over me.
I love it.
This is a good dinner.
This is a nice dinner!
(grunting)
- Oh, is this fucking upsetting?
You, do you realize what the fuck this is?
This is your fault.
You have to stop them. - What are you talking about?
- Come on, guys. - You have to stop this.
(grunting and moaning)
You are so naive sometimes.
- No, I am not!
I am not!
* Jesus, Mom, you're so naive
- Please stop this.
Please, come on.
Adah, stop!
- Stop!
Stop!
Oh, you're, yes, I'm fucked up, yeah,
I'm so fucked up,
but, guess what, you get wasted
every fucking night on your damn bong.
That's why I got this guy over here.
This is my best friend, my herpes.
- Oh yeah, good story, you fuckin' little slut.
You know what?
- Don't talk to her that way.
- Shut up, Dad, I wanna say something.
- [Dad] Calm down.
- Adah, stop!
Okay, you fuckin'-- You wanna be liked so badly
that you have to shack up with this
fat, fuckin' disgusting slob?
I'm not friends with you, you piece of shit.
I never even liked you, you fuckin' faggot!
- Wait, how could you say that to him?
He's your best friend.
- You know, Mom, shut the fuck up.
(Adah screeches)
- Quiet!
Quiet!
Shut up, quiet!
I have an announcement to make.
I am in love with this woman.
I am in love with this woman's
perfect little asshole.
(snorts)
- Sayonara, suckers!
- [Aaron] Hey, we're in love.
We're in love.
Hey, you fuckin' dickhead.
We're in love.
We're fuckin' in love.
Come here, up here.
We're in love.
We're in love, buddy.
(honking)
- [Cab Driver] Fuck you.
(shouting)
- Oh, sorry, that's the cops.
I think.
Oh, you aren't the cops.
(shouting)
You're not gonna take her away from me.
Oh, fuck no.
I got you a wedding present.
(shouting)
Hey, you got my wedding present!
(shouting)
I got this one!
This is yours, Adah.
What are you smilin' at?
Hey, it was good meetin' you, though.
We got a brand new phone, baby.
(laughing)
It's fuckin' hilarious.
We have a phone!
And no one will see a movie tonight!
We got
a
phone!
Whoa, whoa!
What are you talkin' about?
We're just here to see Nightmare on--
- Will you go this way, please?
- We're here to see on Christmas on Nightmare III.
We're here to see Santa
versus the elves.
Hey!
We're seeing here.
- [Adah] Aaron!
Aaron.
- We're just here to see Halloween.
- Aaron.
You better stop it right now.
- [Aaron] We're here to see Christmas with the Halloweens.
- [Adah] Aaron, look at me.
- What the fuck?
Can we calm down?
I love you.
- No, I love you.
You can't get into any more trouble,
or else I'm gonna, I'm gonna call it off.
- I'm married.
Call what off?
(people chattering)
Ah, what do you got?
That ain't real!
- Don't do that, son.
- [Aaron] That rat ain't real!
- I'll punch you in the mouth.
- [Aaron] That rat ain't real!
- [Adah] Please don't.
- That rat ain't real!
None of those rats is real!
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Hey, fuck you, gold man!
What the fuck?
What?
- You touch me, I'm gonna knock your shit off.
- What, you wanna knock my shit off?
Why?
- [Woman] Smack that nigga with that crate.
- What, what are you talkin' about,
smack that nigga with that crate?
Who the fuck says somethin' like that?
Who the fuck says smack that nigga
with that crate?
(people chattering)
Yeah, fuckin' run into traffic, bitch.
What?
Fuckin' Comedy Central.
What, what, what?
- [Man In Backpack] Gimme that fuckin' shit.
- Comedy Central Presents.
I fuck with who?
Nah, you tell me it's right.
You tell me it's right.
Ah, fuck you.
Fuck you, Bloomberg!
What are you fuckin' talking about an ailment?
Did you say somethin' about
you're in a wheelchair?
Did you say why are you in a wheelchair?
- [Man In Hoodie] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
- Would you ever fuckin' say something like that, bitch?
Would you? - Aaron.
- No, I'm not gonna let.
Fuckin' asshole get away.
Whoa!
- [Woman] He loves you, he loves you.
(laughing)
- Aaron.
* God bless America
- What?
Adah!
Oh, fuck.
Adah!
(chuckling)
This is my wife.
This is my fuckin' wife.
You like that shit?
This is my fuckin' wife, everybody.
This is my fuckin' wife.
What, you got a problem?
I love you.
Oh, shit, I'm fallin'.
This hurts my balls so much.
It's okay.
- [Adah] Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
- [Aaron] Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck. (shouts)
Fuck.
I don't know, I don't know how
I'm gonna get out of this.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Not like that, not like that.
(shouts)
- It's okay.
(Aaron groans)
- That hurt!
Hurts really bad, it does.
I hate Forever 21 so much.
(people chattering)
(indistinct) stick up your ass.
(people chattering)
Oh, God, look at that great view of the Olive Garden.
- My whole body is my heart.
- I mean, I'm super hard right now.
(traffic hums)
(moaning)
Well, you wanna go see a Broadway show
or something? - Yeah.
(moaning)
(screaming)
(shouting)
Oh, shit!
(groaning and panting)
(cackling)
- You (indistinct)...
...mortals.
It is I,
the ancient demon
Mephistopheles.
You have conjured me up
to lead you down
your wicked path.
- I didn't know that's what we were doing.
- What the fuck did you think we were doing?
- I thought we were just fucking around.
- Mephistopheles,
it is I, Adah Shapiro,
who birthed you from my mortal asshole,
and it is we who are prepared to do your bidding.
- Yeah, we'll do your bidding.
(cackling)
- Your dark deeds will be done.
Bring me some robes!
And then we will
have some fun.
(growling)
(whimpering)
(giggling)
- Oh, yeah.
Yes, here's a booboo.
Guess who's a little stinky.
- This is betrayal.
Do you know what I mean?
This,
this is fucking betrayal.
This is like Cain and Abel shit.
This is like Judas and fucking Jesus shit.
This is like, this is like, I feel like I,
I feel like I nurtured this guy.
Like, I feel like, I feel like before he met me,
he was nothing.
Like, I feel like I,
I feel like I made, I feel like I'm the fuck--
He's like my-- I'm the glassblower
and he's like my fuckin' glass, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm just-- (groans)
It just makes me want to kill him.
And, honestly, I-- What I'm imagining,
it would require like a whole team of surgeons
with no anesthetic!
Like I'd fuckin'-- (groans)
- Adam, Adam!
- So, Mephy,
could you possibly show us something evil, maybe?
(growling)
- Oh my God. - Oh my God.
- I can smell.
- Oh my God. - Oh.
Thank you so much.
- I missed that.
Thank you. - That was getting
extremely irritating.
- I wish there was a whole country of Aaron Marks,
and I could be the dictator
so I could commit a fuckin' genocide on them.
I wanna drop sarin gas on the whole fucking country
of fat, disgusting, slovenly,
stupid...
Oh my God, I just, I'll never recover from this.
- [Analyst] Mm.
- Do you need anything else?
Well then, good night!
All hail, all hail, all hail.
All hail, all hail. - All hail, all hail.
- All hail, all hail.
- Like, he was the guy that I saw being, like,
friend, like when you're old, and,
and, you know, and your family's gone,
and, and...
That, that you have one friend,
and that's Aaron, like,
like we would be old dudes,
like talkin' about the good old days,
and I feel like that's all evaporated.
Like, I don't--
(sighs)
It's okay, though, I guess.
I guess I can make other friends.
- Well, what if you join my group?
- Why?
- I just feel as though, uh,
this type of sentiment,
this type of connection, can be brought
into a different setting,
and you can make new connections
and, and meet new people,
and, and....
- Yeah, but I don't like people.
I don't like, like I,
I would be terrible.
I don't wanna be around others.
It's-- I'm good on my own.
I had one friend, now I have none.
Zero's good for me
in the friend department.
- What about me?
- Yeah, you're not really a friend, though.
I mean, I wish we were friends.
- Well, couldn't we be friends in the group?
- Maybe.
- [Aaron] Hey, uh, can I ask you a question?
- Mm hmm.
- [Aaron] What's uh, what, what's the plan with Mephy?
- What do you mean?
- I mean...
what, what are you trying to get out of Mephy?
Where is it leading?
- She's around for a reason.
- What's the reason?
- [Adah] Shit, ow, fuck, burns your fingers.
Shit!
Oh my God. - Adah.
Are you positive that he's even gonna come down this way?
- Of course I'm positive.
He only goes to one coffee shop,
and it's that one.
- Well, you think maybe he'll draw attention to us
when he starts screaming like a little bitch?
- This is covered in poppers.
We'll put it over his face
and he'll pass the fuck, ow, it fuckin' burns your fingers.
- [Aaron] It doesn't burn at all.
- Oh my God, there he is!
There he is!
Shit, but Patrick's with him.
- [Aaron] Patrick who?
- [Adah] My analyst.
- [Aaron] My analyst?
- Our analyst.
- Shit. - Oh my God,
he's gonna talk us through it.
I don't wanna be analyzed anymore.
- What now, genius?
- Go get him!
- [Adah] Go get him!
- [Mephy] Go get him!
(pounding death metal music)
- Oh, I can't see through the blinds!
Aaron, go over there and see what's up?
- So I have this patient
six to seven months.
About four days ago, she comes in
and she says, uh, two things in a row.
Last night, I thought about five ways
of committing suicide.
And then follows it,
looking at me in a very dreamy way,
and saying, I'm obsessed with you.
(Aaron panting)
- What's up?
- Group.
- Group, what do you mean group?
- Like sitting around in a group.
Like, group therapy, that's what he's.
He's in group therapy.
- He really needs that.
Shit!
Shit, shit, shit.
Oh my God, there he is!
Aaron, go.
Go talk to him. - Why me?
- Because he hates you less.
- God, he hates me plenty. - Go, go, go, go, go.
- [Aaron] Hey.
- Oh, hey.
- [Aaron] What's up?
- What's up? What are you,
what are you doing here? - I was just walkin' around.
I almost didn't recognize you.
You look so, oh, dapper.
- Oh, thanks, man.
- [Aaron] Yeah.
- Um.
- [Aaron] Therapy, you're doin' therapy?
- Yeah, actually, well, it's more like a group
of analysts.
- Oh, I've never tried.
Oh, a group of analysts?
- Yeah, yeah, kind of,
it's kind of like an analytical--
I, I'm becoming a psychoanalyst, actually.
So.
- You're training to become a psychoanalyst?
- Yeah, yeah.
It's kind of a new direction for me.
- Yeah, wow.
Okay, hey. - Yeah, it was good to,
good to see you. - Yeah, yeah, I gotta go,
but, uh, I'll talk to you. - Yeah.
Bye, man.
- What'd you find out?
- He's training to become a psychoanalyst.
- Fuck!
Why are you here?
- [Aaron] I don't know why I'm here.
- Literally, why are you here? - I have no idea why I'm here.
- If you are not going to help me kill
my brother?
Help me kill my brother.
- I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not, I'm not even talking about this.
- Yes you are! - I'm not.
- You are talking about it right now.
Let me ask you a question, okay?
Let me ask you a very serious question.
If you weren't down to do some evil shit with me,
like kill my fucking brother,
why did you help me conjure Mephy?
- I didn't know you were gonna shit out a demon, okay?
I wouldn't have signed off on that.
I'm sorry, Mephy, but,
I, I, I can't deal with this anymore.
- Aaron. - Seriously.
I shouldn't have gone along
with it as much as I have. - Aaron, Aaron,
let me say something
that goes against my feminist views for a second.
Man the fuck up
and kill my brother with me! - Oh, fuck you, no!
- Man the fuck up, okay? - I'm not, I'm not.
It's a moral boundary that I'm not crossing,
okay? - Moral boundary.
- I'm not, I'm not. - Swallow boundary.
- You know what, no, no, no.
Adah.
Your sexual bullshit is not gonna convince me
to kill anyone.
How weak do you
think I, I am?
(cackling)
- A patient that I don't think
I've brought in before.
Been seeing him a little over a year.
Says he's happy with his family.
He's got three children,
he's got a wife that he speaks very fondly of.
Every week, three times a week,
he, he,
he comes in like ready to work.
And this last week,
he came in,
and he,
I knew he had something to say
from the minute he sat down.
Like, something was gonna come out of this.
And he, um,
he said, "You know, this is going so well,
and I, I feel like I know you,
and that you know me,
and, but there's something
that I just, it's like
bothering me
because I don't think you'll ever
really know me until I show you my penis."
And, and, and, and, and, and it flashed through my mind,
him standing up and unzipping,
and pulling out his penis.
- [Analyst] Didn't you want someone else
in there with you?
- [Blonde Analyst] I didn't feel threatened.
I did not feel threatened.
- That's good. - How come?
- [Blonde Analyst] But I did feel angry.
After, like, this initial,
like, sexual, and then anger.
So I don't, you know, I mean,
that's like a whole, I don't know
if that has anything to do with him at all.
You know?
- [Analyst] Did you see it?
- I don't think he did. - Like reflected?
- [Blonde Analyst] No, he didn't.
You mean his penis?
- [Analyst] No, no, no.
Emotion reflected in his face
about what he saw in you.
- [Blonde Analyst] But he was watching me.
- [Analyst] So what'd you say?
- Well, I said, I said,
"Therapy is about talking through things"
and that
instead of showing me his penis,
why doesn't he tell me about his penis,
why doesn't he tell me all about his penis?
(knocking)
- [Adah] New York City Census Bureau.
- Door's open.
- On your knees, motherfuckers!
(shouting and gibbering)
Wait,
where's Adam?
- Oh, he had a migraine.
He didn't make it.
- See,
now that's phallic.
Right?
- [Patrick] Yes, absolutely.
- It looks very phallic,
but phallic woman to,
rather than man to,
don't you think? - Yes.
- Woman to group.
Are you thinking of penis envy in this case?
- Uh, I'm, I'm really not sure,
because it's gender blind,
it seems to be directed at all of us.
Um.
Who is she?
- That is a patient of mine.
- [Analyst] Who works with the Census, you mean?
- She does not work for the Census.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Hey.
- Um,
Mephy, um,
wanted me to tell you
that she had to
go.
- Go where?
- Eh, she wasn't specific.
The underworld, I assume.
Wherever she came from.
- So she's not coming back?
- (sighs) She's a demon, Adah.
I don't know.
- Oh my God.
- [Aaron] Don't get upset.
- Oh God.
- I mean, try not to.
Adah,
Adah.
She's a demon.
Adah, she's a, she can't--
Adah, I need you to calm down.
Calm down.
Okay?
Adah, I know it's weird.
What do you think?
Huh?
Okay.
(snorting)
Do you feel better?
Huh?
- I don't feel anything.
(snorting)
- Nothin'.
What the fuck?
(hissing)
(gurgling)
(sighing)
What the fuck is going on?
(Aaron breathing)
- Your breathing sounds kind of loud.
- I'm breathing the same way I always do.
- This is louder.
Better.
(groaning)
Oh my God, Aaron, wake up.
It's 4:30 in the afternoon.
- Huh? - Oh, shit.
(gasping)
- Family dinner. - Family dinner.
- The patients are both sculptors,
and that's important.
She makes these, like, um.
They're hard to explain.
They're like, uh, animations that--
Basically, they're like videos
that look like mountains,
or kind of like breasts, or--
Actually, when she makes them,
she thinks of them in terms of sculpture.
To hear her describe it
is very, very interesting.
But, anyway, she's starting to get
some real attention for her work.
She was just written up in the Times.
The, um, Neue Museum's interested
in showing some of her pieces.
So it's very exciting,
and he's happy for her.
On the surface, right?
He's doing and saying all the right things
but, at the same time, he's become
completely just obsessed with the idea
of having a baby.
He was saying things like, sweetheart,
I think you can have it all.
I think you can have a career and a baby.
I'm even willing to be a stay-at-home dad,
which was kind of interesting he said that.
And
I just felt like him wanting a baby so badly
in this moment
had something to do with this,
you know, an underground rage,
an anger that I don't think
he's allowing himself to really feel
at his wife's success.
And I kept wanting to,
I kept wanting to bring that up,
but I just felt that I couldn't.
- You really listen to your instincts,
and I commend you for that.
I mean, that is the sign of a seasoned analyst.
He obviously wasn't ready to hear that.
I'm proud of you.
- Thanks, that's why I didn't say anything.
But they just were, kept, kept going at each other.
And then he revealed to me that
they'd just gotten into a fender bender
on their way to the appointment with me.
She had been driving,
which is kind of an interesting metaphor,
and that that was probably adding to the level of anxiety,
and I went, "Wow,
that's fascinating."
Then I said,
"You know,
I just want you to know that it's been my impulse
to give you a hug."
And then she started to cry.
And I asked her,
"Is, is that something that you feel you need?"
And she said,"Yeah."
And then I asked her
if he had been affectionate at all
with her recently,
and she said, "No",
which is interesting,
and not really surprising.
And I was a little scared to say
that I felt this impulse to hug them,
'cause, you know, that,
I mean, that's an unorthodox thing to say,
but I was just so glad that I did
because it finally just got them,
them talking
about the relationship.
So, yeah, it was, it was an amazing session.
- [Mom] Well, I am blown away.
I mean, you should write this up.
It should go in a journal.
It's unreal.
I, I, you, you seem so seasoned.
- Thanks.
Yeah, I, I, I mean, I was very, very happy
with how I handled them.
(shouting and groaning)
Okay, okay.
Okay, no, no, no, no, help them, help them.
- Oh my God, Aaron, Aaron.
(gagging)
(muffled, droning voices)
- Mommy.
- Oh my God.
- Oh, Adah, Adah.
Oh, sweetie.
- Oh my God. - You're okay.
- Oh my God.
- [Dad] Sweetie, sweetie.
- We have you.
- [Dad] You're back.
Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
- Oh, thank God.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
That's fine, just rest.
Just rest.
- Where's Aaron?
- [Dad] He's okay, he's okay.
(Mom weeps)
- Mommy.
I'm okay.
- But I'm so happy.
So happy.
This is the best.
- [Dad] Oh no.
(weeping)
- He got a tumor from his cellphone?
- You have to remember the cottage,
the cottage in East Hampton.
The one by the, the roadside tea set.
- I, I think you, you have me confused
with someone.
- Oh, it was stunning,
and there was a, there was a Japanese garden
and amazing pool house.
Oh, yeah.
The last time that we went there was,
God, could it have been around the time
of the whole Monica Lewinsky thing?
Oh, Bill, big bad Bill. (chuckles)
Remember, we, we went on that glorious
midnight swim when you kids
were really, really little.
- My family never had a house in the Hamptons.
So you're thinkin' of somebody else.
I'm, I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, it's definitely you.
I, I remember that face.
I remember that pu-nam.
And, also, I remember your tush
because you had a big ole sunburn on it.
It was you.
Ah, you kids grow up way too fast for my taste.
- I've never been to the beach
in my entire life.
Ever.
Do you wanna go?
- Yeah.
We're gonna go.
- Are you coming back?
Are you coming back?
- Yeah.
I love you.
- Love you.
(speaking foreign language)
- Oh no, I don't, I don't, I don't.
I mean, look at me.
- My greatest fear is all this.
You know how cancer-phobic I am.
I can't believe it happened to me.
I thought phobias protected you.
- I really love your hat.
I love velvet.
- We were so good about all the vegetables.
They didn't have candy 'til they were like five.
I thought that would maybe set the stage.
You know, a little bit.
- Let me try it on.
Just let me try it on.
How do I look?
- I'm just really a little annoyed with him.
I mean, you know, he never used his earphones.
He didn't use speaker.
I've always said speaker, speaker.
- No one uses their earphones, nobody.
- Why are you making excuses for him?
You, you know.
Can't I be a little angry with him?
That's important. - All right, all right.
All right, let it out.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
(traffic hums)
- [Adah] Are you fucking with me right now?
- [Aaron] What?
- [Adah] Do you know what just happened?
I don't wanna fucking eat anything.
I'm fucking sick to my damn fucking stomach.
- [Aaron] I just meant the food there.
You weren't eating it.
- [Adah] Hold on, oh my God.
Oh, oh my God!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
- Just keep moving. - The thing that just happened
to me is that I realized that Mephy killed
Adam for us.
Mephy killed him.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh my God.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh my God, I can't,
I can't, I can't. - Adah, get up.
Do not cause a scene, okay?
Do not cause a scene.
There's no point in doing it.
- Oh my God. - Listen to me, listen to me.
- Oh my God, no, we killed him.
We did it, that's what happens.
- No, no, no.
Sorry, sorry.
Listen.
- Oh my God!
Oh my God.
- Listen, that was an aborted mission, okay?
What we planned was very bad,
and it's good that it didn't happen.
It's bad that it did happen.
It's all, it's very freaky.
Stop!
Adah.
- Oh my God.
I killed my brother! - Stop, stop.
Stop, stop.
- I killed my brother.
I killed my brother. - Stop.
- I killed my brother.
Please.
You need to, you need to tell.
- Do you wanna get high?
- [Adah] Oh my God, do I wanna get high?
Yes, I wanna get high.
I wanna get high, I wanna get high,
I wanna get high!
- Don't scream.
- I want.
I think we did it.
We got it over there.
- [Aaron] (sighs) Do you wanna do it first, or?
- Mm, no, shouldn't we just do it together?
- Okay.
One, oh.
(snorting)
Nothin'.
- Nope. - Why did we think
this would work?
- I don't know.
- What the fuck?
Oh, hold on, wait, hold on.
(high-pitched droning)
- Are you?
Yeah.
I'm feelin'.
You want another?
(snorting)
It does take a second.
- It does.
That it does.
You forget that it takes a second.
- You do forget that,
but then you remember. - Do you want one more?
- Go again.
(snorting)
(giggling)
- It travels up.
- That it does.
That's my favorite feeling. (squeals)
Ew, baby, your breath.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
(screams)
(cackling)
(dramatic instrumental music)
- [Announcer] The following is rated TV-MA-LSV.
It contains strong language,
violence, and nudity.
It is intended only for mature audiences.
Viewer discretion advised.
(siren wails)
- [Aaron] There is no problem.
- [Adah] Yeah, I think other people call it a problem
'cause, you know, they don't agree
with our lifestyle.
That's not really relevant.
(farting)
- [Aaron] It opens the anus right up.
It's not just for gays.
It's a lot of fun, too.
You do it, and then it's like
I'm ready for a good time.
It's as simple as that.
- It really sickens me
to have seen the things that I've seen with Adah.
- Do you know what it's like to be a father
and watch your daughter
doing poppers right in your face?
- [Adah] Where are you?
- [Aaron] Dumb bitch.
(farting)
Get off.
- [Adah] Oh my God, get off me!
Fuck you!
- [Aaron] Fuckin' bitch.
- [Adah] Fuck you, you fucking whore.
Get out of my house!
The thing about poppers is
you wake up, you do poppers,
you eat lunch,
you don't eat lunch,
you do poppers.
You know, you just are always poppin' on poppers.
- [Aaron] A normal day for me,
wake up, do some poppers.
Then it's all kind of a blur after that, you know?
I do a lot more poppers, I'll tell ya that much,
and, uh, Adah's involved.
Work hard, party hard.
Someone's gotta pick that up.
(snorting)
And give it back.
No pocketing these things.
- When she was a baby, she was like really quiet.
And, um, she was like the sweetest,
most easy child a mother could ever imagine having.
- You know, if I think about Adah
and what she was like as a little kid,
I don't see any signs.
You know, I would walk her to school,
hand-in-hand, we'd be,
she'd be skipping, and we'd be singing,
skip, skip, skip to my school.
What's more exciting?
Going to the first day of school
or the first day of camp?
- First day of school.
- [Anthony] And why?
- Because I like it better.
- [Anthony] What's better about school than camp?
- I don't know.
I just--
- It's really strange.
I mean, I'm a psychoanalyst.
I really thought that, you know,
that I was on top of things,
but I really, I think my problem is
that I loved my children too much.
I really fucked up.
When she got to college,
I think that's when she started experimenting.
Then there's the whole thing with, uh, Aaron.
(dramatic instrumental music)
She got crazy.
- Abomination, abomination.
- Okay, partly right, partly right.
- [Anne] She fell into the wrong crowd.
- I am a demon.
And
I suppose I am
very, very evil.
- Just love that feeling.
I just don't get it any other way.
On the list of priorities,
man, it's poppers, and then everything else.
(siren chirps)
- Who am I
in relation to everything else?
How do my race, my sexuality,
and my economic background
affect
me
and those with whom I share
this profoundly mistreated planet?
Well, you know, I used to have dreams
like everyone else, but, uh,
you know, I don't really give a shit.
Just havin' a good time, as I said, so...
- [Interviewer] Any advice for, like, young kids
watching this program?
- Just fuck it, just don't care
about what anyone says.
And, uh, be your own boss, like me.
- We were dealing with, uh,
a loss in the family.
Her brother
has died not long ago.
Great!
- [Anthony] Yay!
We love you, buddy.
- I, myself, feel like I am
mourning two children.
They were the best,
just the best kids,
and they're gone.
And, and we can't get Adam back,
but I'm really hoping we can get Adah back.
I'm really hoping.
- There is an element, uh,
where I failed them as an analyst.
That is, that is absolutely the case.
But I think, today
will be the beginning of a new chapter
for all of us, including me,
and I can really be helpful to them,
finally, in their journey.
- How do I feel about people in my life
tryin' to get me help?
Annoyed.
"Leave me alone."
That's what I say to them.
That's what I'll say to you.
I don't even know what the fuck's goin' on right now.
I don't know who you are or what this is.
But I'm tired of it.
And I want the money I was promised.
Soon. (farting)
- [Anthony] I'm a little unclear
about what exactly is gonna happen.
I mean, how, what's, what, what exactly
are you expecting from us?
- No matter what they tell us,
reasons that they don't have to go to treatment,
that they're not crazy,
that they're not needing of anything,
we go back at them, and we say,
"You do need treatment. No matter what,
we are gonna get you there." - That makes sense.
That makes sense.
- You're 100% in this?
- 100%, I'm very on board.
On board with you.
- But, Mom, I'm not feeling it.
Are you willing to risk the relationship
with your daughter to get her to go to treatment?
- Risk the relationship with my daughter?
That, that's ludicrous.
I'm an attachment parent.
- What are you talking about?
- I would never-- - You may have to.
You may have to do exactly that.
- That's not my way of living.
I don't believe in that. - If you're not willing
to do that, you may lose her!
How else are we gonna get her back?
- That is not who we are.
- This is why we're here! - That is not who we are!
- Mom, excuse me.
Mother, Dad.
Dad.
Let me reframe this.
Mom, it's a secret between us,
but all you have to do is sell her
on the feeling that you will reject her.
- Well, that I will do. - If she doesn't go
to treatment. - I can do that.
I can do that.
- It's not a simple sale. - Stop it.
Stop trying to control me.
- I'm not, I'm just giving you--
- Be quiet.
- Listen, this is a deep life (indistinct).
She is gone.
If you don't do this, she will not be back.
- She knows.
(dramatic instrumental music)
- Yeah, okay.
They're comin'.
- Oh, boy.
Oh, dear.
- Let's just get, let's.
(dramatic instrumental music)
- [Adah] Where are we?
(dramatic instrumental music)
Will you please tell me where the fuck we are, please?
- [Patrick] This is an intervention.
(farting)
- [Adah] Oh my God.
(shouting)
- [Patrick] Come on, come on.
(shouting and farting)
- Do not use that language.
- You can't scream like that at us.
It's not okay.
And, Aaron, I know you don't like us.
- Adah, you need to calm down right now.
Adah, listen.
I won't touch you, just don't hit me.
(farting)
- [Patrick] It's okay.
We are here because we love you.
(farting)
- You are the most unique individual.
I know it seems like a while
since you've been yourself,
but you are the most precious person we have,
and we are going to do whatever it takes,
including cutting you out of our lives.
- [Patrick] Aaron, sit, Aaron.
- [Adah] Aaron, come back, Aaron!
Where are you?
(dramatic instrumental music)
- Whatever it takes.
We will even cut you out of our lives.
- That's right.
- We will cut you out,
and I mean it.
- 30 days of sobriety.
That is our only request.
We need that to happen.
- [Anthony] We love you so much.
Please.
- If you wanna reset.
Do not pull her.
Aaron, do not pull her.
- Here, here.
- I need you both to agree.
We're all holding hands together.
Aaron, will you do this for Adah?
(farting)
Please don't talk to me like that.
Will you do it for Adah?
Adah?
(farting)
Will you do it for Aaron?
Please.
Aaron. - Can you help him?
- [Man] Let's go.
- Let them hug each other,
let them hug each other.
- [Aaron] Uh, uh, that can get out of control.
That can get out of control!
- Aaron, let her go!
- That can get out of control.
- Let her go! - Stop, stop.
Adah, Adah.
Please, Adah, Adah.
Adah.
(shouting)
(beeping)
- [Adah] Mommy, Daddy, Aaron and I just wanted to say
thank you...
- [Aaron] For helping us clean up our act,
and I just can't tell you how amazing
it feels to be sober.
It, it's incredible.
- It really, really is!
- Well, I know we staged the intervention,
and it wasn't easy,
but you did the work.
- Yeah, I'm really proud of both of you.
- [Adah] Well, there's one more thing
we wanted to tell you. - What, honey?
- [Adah] We're pregnant!
- Pregnant?
We're gonna be grandparents!
Oh, oh, my.
Another little asshole in the family!
It's perfect.
- It's so exciting.
(chattering)
(cheerful instrumental music)
(moves into pounding death metal music)