We're coming to you from the city zoo
which just received the prestigious Jane Goodall Award
for successfully breeding the endangered Humboldt penguin.
Dr. Grobecker is the zoo's director.
What does this award mean to you?
We're dedicated to conservation,
so we're delighted that these efforts are being honored.
But you have to admit that our region of the world
isn't a natural habitat for penguins. -That's correct.
But Humboldt penguins also thrive in these temperatures,
and this environment makes them feel right at home.
As long as they're in their community,
in their family, they do wonderfully here.
Are you okay? -That's strange.
I could've sworn, one of those penguins just danced.
Yes, one of our penguins, Paul, really dances.
We rescued him and two others from a circus
where they weren't being handled well.
Wouldn't a dancing penguin really bring in the crowds?
That goes against our philosophy...
PENGUIN MISSION BEGINS TODAY
We're sending him and his family back to South America soon...
WE EXPECT DELIVERY BY 10 P.M.
Do you work here? -Not for much longer.
... we'll see.
You can watch nature documentaries on TV,
and a few people might get the chance to travel to Africa,
but here, all children can experience animals first hand...
I want one!
Wow! First sign of life after 37 minutes.
Livi, I don't want a dog after all! -Dammit!
Can't I get one minute of peace in this nut house?
Sashimi says, you scared him, too.
Sorry, Kenny.
And... sorry, Sashimi.
Kenny is the youngest of my three cringy sisters.
Sisters in quotes because I'm pretty sure I got switched at birth.
And if I had to pick one sister out of the bunch,
it'd probably be her.
Okay, her talks with Sashimi, the silver fish in her hand,
are super cringy.
Okay, Kenny, what did you want?
Oh, sorry, sweetie!
What? No, I'm talking to my youngest. -My mother, Iris.
She may be wearing a fancy dress today,
but at work as an event manager and here at home,
she wears the pants. -Get the others, Lili!
But her communication style...
Now, or we'll be late for the photos!
You get it.
Hey, Everything's Better with Tessa followers!
Today is my super cool hair-dye tutorial,
where I'll show you...
Sounds like another beauty treatment fail.
That screaming girl is my sister... -Tessa!
Tessa, other people need the bathroom!
No! Use the downstairs bathroom!
It's still clogged! -What do I care?
Unbelievable!
Hey. Still spying on the neighborhood?
Yup, for all our safety. -Iris wants you downstairs.
Time to go.
That's Malea, she wants adventure and is always prepared for one.
Send her out for bread, and she brings a saw along, just in case.
You think I should take a saw?
Use the one in your Swiss Army knife. -Oh yeah, my Swiss Army knife.
Where did I put it?
What are you doing, Martini? Peeing in the yard?
What? Of course not!
And you, Mr. Asman? What are you doing?
Dumping your garbage in my compost again?
Idiot! -Idiot!
Idiots.
Come on, hurry. We're late enough.
Oh god, it's already... We can still make it.
Jump in the car! -Come on, your hair looks great.
It looks like a... um... -Like an exploded mop.
Well... yeah, my words exactly. Want me to drive?
No, it's okay. We're late enough as it is.
Move over. -Say the magic word.
Now! -Hey, don't sit on Sashimi!
Count off, please. -One. -Three. -Four.
Wonderful, we're all here.
They forget me all time.
Too bad they didn't forget me at the hospital when I was born.
Hey, Livi. -Hi.
Careful!
That's Deniz, he's a bit dopey.
But also cute. He likes Tessa, of course.
All boys like Tessa!
Ouch.
You okay? -Deniz! What did you do now?
36 seconds, not bad.
Once it took them eight minutes to realize they'd forgotten me.
You coming? -Very funny.
You're so annoying.
About time you got in. -You could've called!
A little more energetic. Come on!
I hate being in the spotlight.
But this is a present for Grandma Renate's birthday.
Young lady on the right?
A little more lively, okay? -Smile!
None of them are good.
Well, this daughter looks like a Smurf in that hat,
and the others aren't much better.
A Smurf? -I told you this was a bad idea.
Be we decided democratically.
I'm gonna go pee.
Sashimi doesn't like the bright lights.
Seriously, guys!
Can't we work together for once,
like a normal family?
I'll wait at the car, so you guys don't... you know.
Okay, sweeties, I've got to go.
Bye. Bye, my big girl.
Grandma will love it anyway. It's the thought that counts.
Give her our love. -Will do.
Don't just eat meat the whole time. -Of course not.
And don't try to fix anything. We wouldn't want you to get hurt, again.
Don't you worry. I've got this completely under control.
Bye, Mom!
Bye!
So, girls,
I'm the boss for the next three days.
Let's start with a yummy veggie stir-fry.
Hello?
Is this the house of Mary and Marc Heffner: Magicians?
And who do we have here?
Paul? -Um, Edin.
Who's Paul? -Forget it.
Marc!
Carefully.
Are you moving in or out? -We're disappearing into thin air.
After all, we're...
magicians.
Got it?
See you, Edin.
Magicians? Freaks, more like.
Our ticket to fame in Las Vegas! -Enough talk, open the box.
I'm excited. -Me, too!
Hello! -Is this Paul?
Who else would it be? -He stinks!
That's okay.
People love penguins, and this little pooper
will finance our new beginning!
So, turn on the music!
Huh? -If the bird doesn't dance,
he's no use to us. -True.
Dance, Paul! -Come on!
Go for it!
Hey!
Shake your money maker!
Come on!
There's a little taste for our new boss!
I'm sure this little pooper can do a whole lot more.
Now lock him back up!
Get in there. Now let's close this up.
And now... sweet dreams!
Nothing beats a juicy steak.
Kenny! What are you doing?
Can Sashimi and I watch some TV? We can't sleep.
TV? -Please, Papa!
Can't you call me Cornelius?
Okay, Papa.
Oh, you! What's with the costume?
I was cold, and penguins are always warm, you know?
I see.
I almost thought I saw a real penguin.
Listen up, you can watch for 15 minutes, but that's it.
Then it's off to bed, deal? -Deal.
... known as the Humboldt current that runs along the coast of Chile.
You must be wondering why I'm up so early on vacation.
The answer? Nobody bugs me this early.
Hey, little punks. How's procreation going?
My family thinks my hobby is super boring.
I mean,
of course I'd rather save the whales or the climate, or both!
But even class presentations make me nervous.
So boring is better than cringy.
Ah, another early bird! What are you making?
The breakfast of champions, and you? -Hm, we'll see.
There's always work around the house.
Hey, baby, ready for practice?
I was born ready, darling!
Las Vegas, we're back again!
Marc!
What happened, sweetie?
How can you be such an idiot? How can you be so stupid!
Search the neighborhood for the bird.
It can't be far! And Marc...!
Pray to God you find him before someone else does!
Stay calm, Livi.
Um, are you a penguin?
There's a penguin in my room.
Stay there.
I need a witness.
Papa, I need to tell you something!
I always forget. He wants us to call him by name.
Cornelius, there's a penguin in my room!
Paul!
Come to Daddy!
There's a penguin in my room!
What? I can't hear! -A penguin in my room!
I'll come down.
Why am I not surprised? -I'm okay!
It's okay. What did you say?
No, nothing's okay! -What?
Dad! -My ankle! Ouch!
Are you okay? -Ow! Don't touch it!
Are you just gonna stare, or come help me?
Huh? -Come on!
Slowly!
It's okay, thanks. -No problem.
I'll go, then.
It's okay.
He's a nice boy, huh?
Hello, we need a taxi to the hospital.
The Martini family... again.
Yup.
In two minutes? Okay, bye.
Sashimi says, if it swells any more, it'll burst!
We could amputate! -No!
I have to tell you something. There's a...
Livi, it's not about you! -I'll help you, Cornelius.
Not a word to your mom. This stays between us.
Got it? -Did you hear? Don't tell anyone!
As soon as they've seen me, I'll report back to duty.
Okay, get better, Cornelius. -Bye, Papa.
Bye!
So, I'm in charge.
Stop sulking, Livi...
May I introduce the penguin I found in my room this morning.
What? When? Where?
Did I stutter? A penguin, this morning, in my room.
A real penguin!
But penguins eat fish!
Silverfish, too? -No, nobody likes them.
Where did you come from? -I think it's Paul.
Hey, penguin!
We need ideas, not Insta! -Call the cops?
And tell them there's a penguin dancing on our kitchen table?
He can dance!
Malea's right. No matter where he came from,
he can't stay here.
Can't we keep him? -Don't be silly.
Malea, call the police.
Everything's okay, cutie. Don't be scared.
Is this the police? Hello?
We need a squad car in Chestnut Ave.
Yeah, we found a penguin.
Penguin!
On our kitchen table.
I know it doesn't belong there! Yes, Chestnut Ave.
They're on their way. Finally a bit of action!
It looks like he hurt himself.
It needs to be disinfected. -Are you a vet?
I'll help you! -I'll help you!
Everything will be okay.
Situation report! No casualties.
Penguin sighting at 9:34 a.m.
Nothing else to report.
Ah, the Heckler & Koch P7.
A reliable weapon, but I prefer old school.
Hand to hand. -Great.
Are your parents home? -No, we're alone at the moment.
Can we come in? -Of course.
Can I drive in the squad car when you take the penguin?
With the lights on, if possible?
Hello.
This isn't funny, young lady. -Oh, Kenny!
No, we have a real penguin, too. -I see.
Has anyone else seen it? -I did, and Sashimi!
Are you threatening us? -No!
She's holding a talking silverfish that only she can hear.
Okay, enough nonsense.
Tell your penguin and your silverfish and all the other animals
that they should never call the police
ever, ever again.
Understood?
It stinks!
Where are the police? -They said not to call again.
What? -Penguins aren't their jurisdiction.
Paul can be our pet after all!
Why Paul? -That's Paul?
I told you I know him. He can dance!
Like Sashimi can talk?
He can really dance! I saw it on TV.
He's Paul, from Wanyama Park.
Google that, Livi. -Already on it.
Kenny's right.
I told you!
Hello, you are calling outside our opening hours.
Please leave a message after the beep.
Hi, this is Livi Martini.
We found Paul the penguin.
12 Chestnut Ave.
Call us as soon as you get this.
My phone number is 0417...
Ouch! Hey! -Please call quick.
I think he's hungry.
It says that penguins eat a fourth of their body weight every day.
Wow! We'd have to eat at least...
10 kilos of food a day! -As long as it's pizza.
Humboldt penguins eat
crustations, squid, and...
mackerels. -We've only got sardines.
Yeah, okay. Bye, Cornelius.
Papa has to stay in the hospital for at least another night.
Is that all? What did he say about Paul?
Not much.
He's just worried that Mom will find out about his stunt.
Maybe we should call Mom after all. -She'd only worry.
And Papa would be in the doghouse. -I thought he was in the hospital!
Stop it! -A fuzzy.
Keep your mouth shut. -Someone's coming!
Hello?
Hello, pardon the interruption.
We were informed that you found a penguin.
Yes, um... Is he contagious or something?
No, don't you worry.
It's just a precaution.
Did the zoo send you?
Yes, the zoo!
That was fast. I thought they'd call.
Oh, no. We just happened to be in the area.
So we thought we'd stop by.
Your parents are... ? -Not home.
I'm in... Just come on in.
We gave him sardines. I hope that's okay.
Sardines! Then it's a good thing we're taking over.
Caring for such a wild animal takes a great deal of knowhow.
Where is our little friend? -Wasn't he with you?
Nope.
There you are, you little escape artist!
He's playing hide-and-seek. -Ooh, can I play?
Stop!
Sit your little buns right back down on the sofa.
Later. Good girl.
He's just playing. Get over here.
You won't get away again!
My sister says Paul is a star. Do you mind if I take a...
Stop that right now! Um, because of privacy rights.
Everything's better with Tessa! Okay.
Yes, our animals have a right to privacy, too.
Gosh, it's late! We have to be going.
Later, alligators!
Scram! -Come on, you little bugger.
Bye!
Too bad. Now me and Sashimi are alone again.
Well, they were not very friendly.
And not well-equipped, for zoo people.
Cheer up, girls. How about I buy us a round of pizzas?
Come on.
The kids called the zoo.
Good thing we're leaving in two days.
Nope! You get back in there.
Let's be nicer to the bird till then.
Hey, you little rascal.
We're your new family.
We've got to stick together! -Bonjorno. This is Heffner.
What do you have with fish?
I'll take ten seafood spaghettis, hold the spaghetti.
And... That's right.
Four kilos of sardines and ten squid. Raw would be great.
93 Adalbert St., for Heffner.
Pronto, pronto.
Three jumbo Hawaii pizzas and...
a small margherita with green onion.
Who eats that?
Keep the change. -Thanks, here you go.
Speaking of weird food, which way is 93 Adalbert St.?
I've got a few kilos of fish I need to deliver there.
Adalbert St... Take a left at the intersection,
then the next right.
Um, got it. Thanks!
Bon appétit!
So cringe!
Paul would've liked the movie. I miss him a little.
Well, we can still smell him. -Seriously.
So, time to hit the sack.
No, ten more minutes. -Dream on, twerp, I'm not Dad.
Hello? -Good morning, this is Dr. Grobecker.
I'm the zoo director.
I am so relieved that you have Paul! -What?
That means he can be sent to Chile in a few days after all!
Um, I don't understand.
What do you mean? -Where is Paul right now?
In the zoo? -What do you mean, in the zoo?
But you said...
Is this a joke? -Yes, that's it.
It's a joke.
Listen here, this is no laughing matter!
Bad connection! I can't hear you!
Then where did the zookeepers take Paul?
Which way is Adalbert St. 93? I have kilos of fish to deliver there.
Crap!
I think we have a problem. -Well, I know you have problems.
Get fresh rolls!
Hi, Livi! Nice... pajamas?
They're all the rage!
Cringe!
Very nice.
We trust all our luggage and equipment will be on board in time.
Right? -Sure thing, Mrs. Hoffner.
Heffner, it's Heffner! -Yes, Mrs. Heffner.
Be careful! A little to the left, please...
Yes, that's great. Perfect.
Paul?
Paul!
There you are!
Are you okay?
Hey, stinky. It's your turn, next.
But what was I looking for?
That's it!
Next stop, the land of the free!
Don't be scared. I'm getting you out of here.
You're okay.
Come here.
Paul! Paul!
Sh.t, my phone!
Paul, wait!
The magicians tried to kidnap Paul!
They'll find my phone and then us! We have to get him to the zoo!
Okay, sure. Um... anything else to share?
I'll go pack! -Me, too!
No, wait! I'm still in... charge.
Come on.
Okay, but we can't just strap Paul to a bike
and ride across the country with him.
Deniz!
That was the last time, got it?
Yes. -I'm talking to you!
Yes. -Yes, what? -Got it.
Yeah? That's good.
Because as long as I'm living over your roof...
What's so funny? -Nothing.
You...
We need your bike. It's a cooler, right?
Yeah, but I can't. I'm not allowed to lend it out.
My dad is already super mad at me. -Okay, then come along.
Please, you're our only hope.
Yeah, um...
Um...
Why not? Nobody's gonna miss me.
Well then, let's go! I'll get Paul and change my clothes.
Great!
Paul?
Now we grab Paul, and then...
No way!
It wasn't me! -You always say that!
That little brat!
I've had it!
I still can't believe it. There's a penguin in my ice cream wagon!
We won't make it at this speed. -Rule 14:
Only go as fast as the slowest expedition member.
The magicians must've noticed he's gone.
But they don't know where we're going.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'll check upstairs.
Don't waste your time.
Look.
Hey Papa, if you're home early,
don't worry. We're on a little bike ride. Tessa.
Too bad.
Is that all you have to say?
Well... Well!
Tessa, Tessa, Tessa.
Everything's Better with Tessa.
Look!
Geo-tracking.
Every post that Insta girl makes
shows us her coordinates.
That means... we always know where she is!
You're a genius!
I forgot to charge the bike.
It takes about an hour.
As expedition leader, I suggest we send a group into the supermarket.
We need provisions.
We can't take a penguin into a store.
I can stay with him out here. I've got a few things to do, anyway.
I have to post every hour to be a top influencer.
But don't even think about using Paul as click bait.
Hey, sweetie? Selfie session?
Come here.
LOCATION
Bingo! I knew it.
Go on. Get in, baby.
Today on sale: fresh mackerel!
Visit our fish counter and reel in a great deal!
My god, a penguin!
Sh.t! Act natural and head to the checkout.
I'll take care of it. -But...
Paul!
You okay? -Yeah.
Paul!
A penguin!
Paul!
Okay, wait here. -Oh, man! Well, if we have to...
Security to the fish counter.
That's enough! You're coming with me.
Hurry!
Let's go! -Run! Quick!
Hey! Freeze!
Hang on, young man! What's in the box?
A penguin!
Let's go! Run!
Go, go, go! -No idea where...
Shut it. We trashed half the supermarket!
I'm too tired! -Come on, get in here!
Hurry up! -Watch your head!
There they are!
Crap! -That's not those two freaks, is it?
Hit the gas, baby!
In here!
Can't you go a bit faster?
They're nuts!
What do they want? -Paul, of course!
Hold on!
They went that way! Hurry!
Dammit! Where are they?
Over there! -Faster, Livi!
Down there! -Down there, hurry up!
What's wrong? Why are we stopping? -Hold on!
Sh.t! Up there! -Freeze, brats!
Sh.t!
Slow down! -Shut up!
Come on, quick!
We won't fit through! Left! Left!
Right! Right! -Where?
Dammit! -Are you okay, baby?
You're such an idiot! -I didn't do anything!
Shut up!
Get out and get this damn thing running again!
I'll make penguin food out of them!
You guys okay? -Yeah.
But how did they know where we were? -No idea.
They must be smarter than they look,
and they figured we'd bring Paul to the zoo.
Well, we've lost them. Let's find a place to sleep.
And keep going tomorrow.
That'd be safer for us.
Nice tent, Malea. -Then be useful for once.
And google how to pitch a tent, you bimbo!
Me? You're the wilderness expert. What's the problem?
You're not so cool after all?
I'm only eleven!
Stupid cow!
Papa's right, if we'd stop fighting and just work together,
things would be a whole lot easier.
I heard they're sending you back to Chile.
Are you excited?
I'll take that as a yes.
I'll bring you back, I promise.
You can ask nicely. -Ask what?
If I can help you, maybe?
Okay, never mind.
Fine, Tessa. -What?
Can you help me...?
It's nice here, eh?
Except for all the cringy fighting. -I think it's funny.
Because you're an only child.
At least you're not alone. -Seriously?
I'd be happy to be alone!
But... thanks.
For what? -Helping us.
Your dad's gonna be mad.
Yeah.
Since my mom left him,
everything I do is wrong.
He's always annoyed.
What's with them?
Huh? -No way!
Oh, crap! -Yuck!
Lie down, Pauly. Sleep well.
Sashimi said you had to blow on it.
Okay.
That sure is a clever silverfish.
Did you hear?
Hey! Watch it! This is important.
I'm posting something.
Sashimi thinks you're ugly.
Then Sashimi is dumb. -He's not!
Deniz thinks he's smart.
Kenny, that was ironic. -No, it was Deniz!
I'd love to see what would happen if we took Tessa's phone away.
I'd be fine. -She'd literally die.
Give it over then! -Hey!
I thought you said you'd be fine?
I am. -For 12 hours.
10 hours, max.
If we want to get going at sunrise,
we should hit the sack.
The wannabe influencer is offline.
No post, no location... -Remember back in the day?
Before our very first show?
How you almost chickened out? -I mean, how we celebrated.
Outside at night, under the stars.
You're not feeling romantic, are you?
I still make you smile, baby.
I bet she'll be back online tomorrow.
Yup.
Definitely.
Bye.
What? Then where is Deniz?
How would I know? That's why I'm asking you!
That's ridiculous! Why would he run away?
That's...
What are you looking at? Stay out of my business!
Naturally, as you wish. -Idiot!
I'd run away from him, too. -Not you, Katrin, my neighbor.
He's staring at me.
Who knows? Maybe he's bored!
I'm home.
Where are you, girls?
A bike ride?
What? No, sorry. No way!
No. Take care, bye.
ONE MISSED CALL
You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
Nobody important.
Thanks. -You bet.
Here, you can't live from fingernails alone.
Comfort eating: an impulse to compensate for negative feelings.
I don't get it. -Phone withdrawal.
Okay.
You think we should maybe...
Tessa!
The zoo isn't far now. You'll be with your family in an hour.
Then you'll get some real food.
Okay, smile everybody.
Come on.
Cheese!
Crap!
Sis!
The location!
That's how they knew where we were! Can you get any dumber?
I hope you didn't write where we're going, too!
Ha! I knew it.
Can you track them?
No need. We know where they're going! -The zoo!
A zoo trip without me?
Don't make a big deal out of it. It was an easy mistake.
Who knows what the magicians will do if they catch us!
I can defend myself very well,
but you guys...?
Stop! Ouch!
How dumb can you be?
Here, take a look at this.
That's Deniz! -Yeah.
Where are you going?
Where do you think? -Wait! I'm coming along!
We did it, Paul. Everything's going to be fine, now.
What do we do? Let's just grab the box!
Relax. -But they're right there!
Good morning, I'd like...
You can read, right?
The zoo opens at 10:00.
It's one minute to 10. -Exactly.
Gerda, do you have to be so rude to the kids?
Good morning. Maybe I can help?
Yeah, we're here to drop someone off.
Is Paul home? -How did you know?
You must be Livi Martini.
The girl who called and left a message.
-Yup. -Great job, young lady!
You can be proud of yourselves! You're a great team!
Gosh!
May I? -Yeah, of course.
Oh, Paul!
Oh, gosh!
We were so worried about you!
It's great to have you home again.
I understand.
You've grown attached to him.
But his family is here. You understand, right?
Yeah.
Well, then.
So, let's get going.
Come on, Paul.
Bye, kids. -Bye!
Bye!
I'm going to miss him.
Bye, Paul.
You guys gonna grow roots?
You're blocking the entrance.
But nobody's here. -You are, and now scram.
Come on.
Hello. Two tickets, please.
Thanks. -Damned expensive!
Sashimi and I wanted to see Paul with all his friends.
You know what, Kenny and Sashiba... -Sashimi!
Yeah, yeah.
You're both right. Since we came all this way...
She owes us, right?
Wait up!
You have a nice car.
Come on, we can't just sit here in silence.
I'm thinking.
Okay, then let's turn on the radio. -Hands off!
... The fireworks start It burns...comment LD
When you touch me with your handcomment LD
The spotlight's on us We're dancing alonecomment LD
Surrounded by people, we shine With you...comment LD
I want it all here and nowcomment LD
I want to lose myself in youcomment LD
I want to feel yearning with youcomment LD
You pull me in Look me in the eyecomment LD
You make me weak in the kneescomment LD
Only with youcomment LD
Good song. -Yeah.
Yeah.
He's got a red butt!
They feed the penguins in three hours.
Anybody want a snack?
We have to pee. -Okay, then come on, both of you.
I have to go too.
I'll wait over there.
Can I... -Sure, that'd be nice.
Can I...
Can I ask you something?
Sure. What's up?
I like... um...
Please don't get me wrong.
Tessa mentioned...
a boyfriend?
Does Tessa have a boyfriend? -Yeah!
No, um... -You know what?
Ask her yourself. -No!
I wanted to... -I thought... never mind!
You idiot!
Come here! We've got trouble.
Not again!
Are you peeing in the bushes?
That'll be 19.70. -Okay.
Sh.t. They're in it together.
You can say that again. -No, they'll hear us!
What do we do now?
It's smooth sailing from here.
Do you have the tickets?
Terrific!
Paul will be safe here till it's time to leave.
Let's meet in five hours. -Five, check!
House No. 3. -House No. 3, check!
Speaking of which, maybe I should feed Paul again.
Before we set off on our big trip with him!
Mark. -Brother.
Let's follow him!
What's on your mind, sweetie?
I'm wondering how two brothers can be so different.
One so smart, and the other so dumb.
You think I'm smart?
Thanks, baby.
I've got an idea. How about a shopping spree?
Now?
We've got time to kill.
Okay, go!
EMPLOYEES ONLY
Sh.t!
Is Paul in there? -How should I know?
Then we have to get in there.
Child's play.
Come on. This way.
Come here, Pauly!
Time for a snack!
Hey, little rascal.
Somebody's hungry!
So, my little pal.
Yeah, make yourself comfortable.
Dumb bird.
Okay.
Paul!
It stinks like a fish shop!
Okay, let's get out of here. -It's okay, Paul.
I thought so. -Oh, no!
You little brats!
You can mess with Mary and my dopey brother.
But not with Bernd Heffner! -What do you want from us?
What do we want from you? We only want something from Paul!
Thanks to Paul, we have a chance at a comeback in America.
Americans love cute animals in shows.
And since I'm good with animals,
I get to go along. But whatever, I have to go.
Come on, take your jackets off.
Give them to me.
Come on!
Good, so Pauly...
I'll see you later. You've got warm feathers.
And what is it you young people say? Stay cool!
What's happening? -It's about to get cold.
There must be a way out!
It's a cooler, there's only one door!
My phone!
No! No! No! Sh.t!
You could've fixed this mess, you stupid thing!
Relax, it'll be okay.
Everything's better with Tessa. -Those things cost a fortune!
You're panicking about your stupid phone?
Which is really easy to fix. -Wow.
What good is that now? -Sashimi is scared.
Stop that stupid nonsense! Your silverfish isn't real!
Malea, now's not the time.
Like you're any better. You got us into this mess!
You can't be serious!
You're the idiot who led those stupid magicians right to us!
You're both idiots! Neither of you has a plan!
And Survival Malea has it all figured out?
Okay, then. Get us out of here.
Aw, you're not so tough after all, huh?
Where's Deniz?
Really?
We're stuck in here, and all you can think about is your crush, Deniz?
What are you talking about? Deniz and me?
Wow, I didn't think you were that dumb!
The guy's into you! Any idiot can see that!
You messed up.
I can see your tombstone: Livi Martini, froze to death.
Never been kissed. -That's mean.
It's realistic! I'm freezing my ass off right now!
But at least you're stylish. Tessa Martini: frozen but beautiful.
You think I'm beautiful? -You're gorgeous, yeah.
But as dumb as a red rubber boot!
I don't really get the rubber boot thing, but I agree with Livi.
Yeah, the dumb ones stick together. -Hey!
Stop fighting!
Okay, come here, everybody.
I sure made a monkey of myself, eh?
Messed up big time.
But hey, at least you listen to me.
I can't say the same for my dad.
I'm gonna check on the girls. See you around.
I want to tell you guys something.
Even though you're really stupid sometimes,
I'm really happy you're here, right now.
I think you're dumb, too.
But I love you anyway. -Ditto.
Damnit! This is ridiculous!
We have to find a way out of here!
And yeah, I like you guys too, kind of.
Even though you forget me and don't accept me because I'm different.
Pauly!
Are you freezing, too?
Okay, Sashimi.
Take care, okay?
Thanks for being my friend.
Kenny, you're a genius!
But we can't fit through there.
We can't, but Paul can!
Okay, Paul, you have to find Deniz, okay?
If he does, I'll do four weeks digital detox.
A penguin!
Paul? What are you doing here?
What's wrong. Where are the others?
What others?
Are there more penguins running around?
Um, no.
I was talking about someone else.
Whatever, gotta go.
Paul, wait for me!
Where are you going, Paul?
Oh, it's you? Do you know where the girls are?
Paul!
Where did you come from, little pal?
You're going to stay right here.
Answer, idiot.
In my left pants pocket. There, yeah.
It's your brother. What does he want?
Hi, it's Mary. -Yeah, there's been a complication.
What is it?
What's wrong?
In here.
Over there.
Gosh, Bernd, is the boy...? -Of course not.
He's just unconscious.
I hope we're rid of these damn kids once and for all!
You can count on me. I locked them in cold storage.
Paul must've escaped through the drain. It's too small for them.
By the time he's awake,
we'll be sailing the high seas. -Alright then.
Let's go.
Come on, we have to keep moving.
Come on!
The truck is right there. -Good.
Can you go any slower? Come on, Martini!
Sorry.
We're not here to see the animals, we're...
I want to talk to the manager!
You'll need a ticket for that.
Why should I pay 12 euros just to...
Two tickets, please. Thanks.
There'll be consequences.
Who are we? -The Chaos Sisters.
And what won't we do? -Freeze.
Livi, Livi. Hey, Livi!
Hey, come on!
Stand up!
Come on!
Hey! Help!
Help!
Anybody know where the cold storage is?
No? It was worth a try.
On the left. -Thanks!
It's employees only!
Help!
Come on!
Ew!
Unbelievable! Just unbelievable.
You have a complaint? -That person at the gate is rude.
And absolutely incompetent! -Shh.
Look, my father! And yours, too!
There's no time. -Kenny, go tell them what's up.
We'll get a taxi to the harbor. Come on!
Come on, hurry!
Slow down, Mr.... -Asman. One S and one N.
Like the ice cream maker? -That's me, yes.
The chic ice cream? -Yes.
Chic and on a stick!
A clever rhyme. -I'm a huge fan!
Oh, really? I'm glad.
Excuse me. -Not now.
Kenny!
Where did you come from? Where are your sisters?
They're saving Paul. -Who's Paul?
Where's Deniz? -Paul, our penguin?
Yup, a real penguin.
No, Kenny has a very active imagination.
No, no, no. Paul is real.
Want to tell us what happened?
What are you waiting for?
They won't just let us on.
Who's got a plan? Malea?
My plan...
... doesn't exist.
I think I have an idea.
How nice!
Marvelous!
The rest of your luggage is already on board.
Careful, that's valuable.
There's a gold faucet! -We deserve it!
What? A tip?
Get lost, kid,
or I'll complain to the captain!
Ciao meow!
A tip! Yeah, right!
Buy yourself a milk. -Nature calls.
Okay, take your time.
Stop! Stop! -Seriously?
Sorry, Jochen. I have to check it.
I'm late as it is.
The coast is clear.
Where do you think Paul is?
Probably drinking cocktails at the bar.
Very funny, smartass.
Bimbo!
If we find the magicians, we find Paul.
Hey, look!
I don't believe it.
Sorry, quick question. -Yes?
Is that show today?
It's about to start, in case you want to kill time before we sail.
What about Paul? -Paul?
The penguin they perform with.
Animals aren't allowed on board, and certainly not penguins.
Maybe those freaks make it appear. -Or hide it in their room.
Where is their cabin?
I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
Come on, please?
We could get a chai-latte later.
Like anybody's gonna fall for that old trick!
Okay, cool! Thanks!
Whatever works.
Please welcome the incredible magicians,
Mary and Marc!
Okay...
653 must be around here.
How are we going to get in without a keycard?
Excuse me, my phone got too close to my card.
Oh, I see. Room number?
653. -Okay.
Great, thanks! -Sure thing.
Et voilá!
Malea, Tessa, in there. We'll search this room.
Nothing.
I'll keep looking.
Nothing. -Same here.
It's coming from the box.
Paul! We've been so worried!
We're getting you out of here. -Okay, let's go!
Oh no!
Not you guys again!
I'm gonna...
Hold him down!
Get him! -Grab his arm!
Good job, Livi! -Paul!
Let go of me!
Ow, ow, ow! -Wait!
Livi, stay here!
Hey! -Sorry.
Hey!
No, Paul!
Look, a penguin!
Ladies and gentlemen, listen closely!
We now present to you...
our favorite assistant, Livi, and her penguin!
Don't do anything stupid, or you'll be sorry!
Hey, don't be scared.
I'll get you out of here.
This penguin's name is Paul.
And these magicians kidnapped him! -How exciting!
They're trying to take him to Las Vegas.
What an imagination! What a story!
A story full of lies and deceit!
Why would we do that?
Because he's unique and he can dance!
They want him for their show!
That's ridiculous!
I'll prove it! Dance, Paul!
We can prove that this young lady
is imagining things!
Dammit!
Where did she come from? -No idea, just run!
I am running.
We're going to get you!
We?
Get in there!
You thought you could fool the Heffners?
You like animals, right?
I'll let you swim with the seahorses.
Livi!
I'm sorry I abandoned you.
I thought you'd been switched at birth,
but I'd say... -You're one of us.
I mean, you're a Chaos Sister, of course.
What do we do now?
Grab Paul, and kick some magician butt!
What now? -We get off this boat!
Come on, Martini!
Oh, crap! -Oh, god!
That way! -Yeah.
Not those kids!
Up there! Get that boat!
Crap, crap, crap!
Get off me, you little dung beetles!
Stay back!
Pull!
What the heck?
Hey!
Mary!
Kenny!
Looks like they've got it under control.
It sure does.
Let me go! -Those stupid kids!
And their damn penguin! -I don't want to go to jail!
Mary, I love you! -Shut up!
Cool show, right? Not bad for the Chaos Sisters.
Due to their spectacular rescue mission,
Mary, Marc, and Bernd Heffner were caught and arrested.
Thanks to those kids, Paul and his family
are flying home today, to live in freedom.
Thank you all for coming.
These kids are a great example of why it's important to protect animals.
I can't leave you alone for a second! -I have no idea what you mean.
Before we say goodbye to our penguins,
I'd like to honor a few people
who took better care of Paul than anyone else.
Good job, son.
Very good job.
Tessa, Malea,
Kenny, and Deniz.
I'm sorry I've been so...
Yeah.
Go on.
Huh! -Nice!
I figured. They always forget me.
Maybe it's better that way.
After that show on the ship, I've had enough of the spotlight.
I'd hate to have to give a speech.
Please welcome Olivia Martini!
What? Huh?
She means me. -Go on, she means you.
Yeah, um...
I don't know what to...
Thanks for the applause,
and for the nice words.
And thank you, to my chaotic sisters and to Deniz.
The adventure with Paul taught us that family is what matters.
We fight, we embarrass each other,
but when the going gets tough, we stick together.
I love you guys.
My four girls.
OUR four girls, honey.
But when are we going to tell Livi?
Tell her what?
That she was switched at birth.
Knock it off!
Or she'll start believing it's true! -Never.
You'd have to be blind not to see that they're sisters!
How nice.
I guess it's time to say goodbye.
Take care, my friend.
We'll never forget you.
I need another picture. -You can't be serious.
Relax, it's not for Insta.
It's for the family album.
Three, two, one...
Chaos Sisters!