"Scene descriptions from the actual script."
"Dee Dee knows Henry does not know shit.
"Excuse me for my cussing, but she is fearless
"and she wants to do some coke, so she sticks it in her mouth."
Son of a bitch!
"Dee Dee glares at Henry, then hands him the brick.
"Your turn.
You do it, then.
"Henry takes the knife from her
"and stabs the brick
"and pulls out an anthill of coke.”
"Then he licks it off the knife."
Fuck! Shit!
"Daveed washes his hands in a two pee, one poo bathroom.
"He turns around to dry them when he sees, standing in the doorway,
"the Doochamps.”
Fuck is this?
"Vest in the middle, to his left is a peach-fuzz teen
"wearing a yellow shirt who we'll call Stache.
"The last one of them is Ponytail."
"They're all virgins and pimply."
"Stache and Vest punts…"
Go on!
"Daveed swings and clocks Stache in the jaw,
"Stache is unconscious before he hits the floor.
"Vest jumps on Daveed's back.
"Daveed pulls him off like a sweatshirt and tosses him."
"Vest hits the wall first, then smacks his head on the urinal.
"“Daveed stands over Vest
"who lies in a puddle that's most likely water,
"but Daveed hopes it's piss.
"Our view of the attack is obscured by bushes and a small hill.
"We see and hear enough
"to know this is probably the last time we'll see or hear Elsa alive.
"Olaf can't move.
"Dude, do something.'
"But the sounds, they're just too horrific."
"Then, Elsa's boot lands directly in front of him.
"Her foot is still inside it!"
"Ponytail opens the door.
"The bell dings, Cokey's outside.”
That's a fucking bear.
"Liz shoots. Bang!"
"The bullet goes straight through Ponytail's head.”
"The bears brown snout…" "…is stained with blood and coke."
"That's probably my favorite sentence ever."
"The bear approaches Eddie from behind and climbs over him.
"Then it collapses on top of him, pushing Eddie's face into the dirt.”
See, to me, this was serious because I was the one getting sat on.
Oh, man. You fucked.
"After Stache says, 'Lizards…
"'…are good listeners…"
…but people are good to hear.
"Flip around,
"to see Eddie and Daveed thinking, 'What the fuck is he talking about?"
That's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
"He needs a hug.
"And Stache gives him one.”
It's okay.
"Bob holds a brick of coke in the air
"and rips it open with his mouth.
"The bear runs to the gazebo and Bob dumps it all over her.
"Like it's cocaine Christmas.
"Yeah."
"This starts with Syd saying, 'Fuck.'
"Syd looks up to the duffel hanging from the tree.
"He reaches up for it.
"Fingertips barely touching the dangling strap,
"when on the top of the cliff,
"Cocaine Bear, in all her fucking glory…"
"…roars and it carries through the canyon, like…
"…at the end of the…
"But with more cocaine."