[GENTLE MUSIC]
[SIGHS HEARD]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
GIGI: You got this.
This is baby-school stuff, baby.
And you're in the big leagues.
It's their mistake if they don't want you.
You got better things going on.
They need you more than you need them.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Good Lord, you sound like Mom now.
Stop talking to your own reflection.
I said stop it, stop it. [HORN HONKS]
WOMEN #1: Excuse me.
[GIGI GIGGLES]
This is your vehicle isn't it?
Yes.
GIGI: My apologies.
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
The lock the door subtly
so you don't seem like a racist move.
[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
Always a classic.
[KISS SOUND]
Bye, ya dumb bitch.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
ESTHER: Yes?
Hi, I'm here for 10 o'clock interview with...?
Esther?
ESTHER: I'll buzz you in.
Come straight in and up the stairs, no snooping.
[DOOR LOCK BUZZES]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[FLOOR CREAKS]
ESTHER: I don't have all day.
Knock, knock.
Are you the boy I just spoke to on the ringer?
That's me.
You're not what I was expecting.
And why's that?
Well, you're...
- Too tall? - Mm.
- Attractive. - Mm-mm.
[GIGI GIGGLES]
Black, you mean? - Yes, yeah, Black.
I don't know what the term is that you use these days.
Uh, Black works just fine.
So, shall we sit down in here? - What?
Yes, sit right there.
Ooh, of course.
Old haunted baby doll chair, cute.
Is that supposed to be a joke?
Supposed to be.
Mm-hmm.
My, what a lovely home you have.
It's nice.
But it's infested with vermin.
Ooh.
So what are you're qualifications?
I have my resume right here.
Do I look like I have my readers on?
What are you're qualifications, Klaus?
It's Klein.
Well, I spent seven months last year
taking care of my Aunt Karen's Alaskan Huskies,
So, I figured, how much harder can a human be, right?
Unless you shed like they did.
In which case, I'm not your fool.
Oh, the caretaker position isn't for me, smart ass.
It's for my husband, Warren.
And he is?
It's none of your business, that's where he is.
Is he with us now?
He's sleeping, if you must know.
And the position is five days a week.
Monday to Friday.
Do you think you can handle that?
Sure can.
Oh, shit.
Girl, you need help with that?
- Of course I do. - Let me get it.
[ESTHER GROANS]
[KLEIN SIGHS]
I may look unconventional to your old, normal pallet,
but you'll grow to love me.
Because truthfully, everybody does.
You're quite cocky.
Confident is more the word.
Well, you know, the last girl we had,
she was as white as printer paper and she was an atrocity.
So maybe we're due for a change.
Oh, look at you, breaking social stereotypes.
Oh, no, no, no.
On second thought, maybe not that much of a change.
No, no, no, no, no.
Do see yourself out,
will you? - I can do the job.
- No, no, no, no, no. - I can.
Don't make me wheel Warren in here
and have him force you out.
I completely understand.
Go.
Good day, old lady from the Titanic.
[GENTLE MUSIC]
[GIGI SIGHS]
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
DEAREST: There he is.
There's my boy.
Good morning, Mommy Dearest.
Don't you look like a snack today.
Oh, stop it.
So tell me, how'd it go?
Were you great?
Fabulous.
They said they have a couple more interviews
and they'll call me later and let me know.
That's amazing!
I know you got it.
How could they not love you?
I got you a present.
Oh, Klein, you didn't have to get me a present.
Go ahead, open it.
Oh, wow.
Do you like it?
It's beautiful.
I hope you didn't spend too much money on this.
Please, it was practically a steal.
All right, gotta go get ready, Mama.
BOTH: Love, love.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[GIGI SIGHS]
Hey.
What does that bag of bones know?
Look at her.
She was one breath away from Grey Gardens.
Just don't let this get to you.
And for fuck's sake, stop with the damn inner monologues.
Who are you, Carrie Bradshaw?
HARLOWE (PHONE): 'Cause I spent a lot of time
really worried about what every single person
was thinking about me.
I guess I had this epiphany that everyone,
male, female, in between.
However they identify, you know,
we're all going through this same struggle.
And I just realized, wow, that's universal.
Learning to be able to stand in front of the mirror
and just say.
HARLOWE AND GIGI: Bitch, know your worth.
Then add tax.
Because no one can make you happy but you.
And rose'. [LAUGHS]
Oh.
Okay, Mama.
I gotta go.
Are you sure you don't need a ride?
No, no, I'm good.
I'll just order one of those Zoober things.
Oh, nonsense.
A lady shouldn't be alone in a car with a stranger.
No, I'll drive you.
So good to me.
I love you.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
MARMALADE: Ramen for breakfast, ramen for lunch,
ramen for dinner, ramen for brunch.
I need a mimosa.
I hear you over there, chirping Latoya,
but you can't have ramen.
It's just for old Queens,
not skinny little birdies like you.
Good morning.
Good morning Latoya.
[IMITATES CHIRPING SOUND]
My God, I feel like I'm in The Birdcage.
Don't you give me that look.
You know, tonight is very important.
Tonight's the night that all of our dreams could come true.
'Cause we are ding, do...
I'm not a dancer.
Simon is bringing his friend from Cheeseburger Sally's.
And if she likes me, really really likes me, Sally Fields.
Well then I could go full time.
Wouldn't that be great.
Get us a full time gig.
And we could get out of this hell hole known as Chatsworth.
'Cause let's face it, you know.
I mean, what have we got going on here
other than it being the porn capital of America.
And I know how into porn you are you dirty little bird.
I know what you do when I'm gone,
because let's face it.
My days of being a famous porn star are far behind me.
You and I, we ain't getting much younger girl.
So we gotta do something and kick it into high gear
before rigor mortis sets in.
When did you become so morbid?
[CAR HONKS]
PENNY: Hey bitch!
You're late.
PENNY: I know. You're welcome.
You're always late.
The trunk's open, you know where to put it.
Am I gonna find a body back here?
PENNY: Just move it to the right.
Like Thelma and Louise on crack.
TYLER: Lewis.
Hey Lewis, hey.
Oh, shit on a stick.
Looking good, Penny.
Call me when you legal, tater tot.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey kid, it's going.
Hey look, I saw that you threw out
that blue sequined top you had.
What the fuck? You digging through my trash?
No, no, I, I just,
I saw it sticking outta the bin
and I know that it had a busted seam,
so I thought I could fix it.
And if you have any other outfits that you don't want,
I'm just like, like a few doors down, so.
It's down the road. Oh, okay.
Well I didn't realize that you had
such a thriving drag career.
Oh, I mean, no.
I mean, I'm like an enthusiast.
I can never do what you do, you know. Um.
So brave. - Oh shit!
You got a light.
A what?
Lighter. A light.
Uh, no I don't smoke.
Oh yeah, I'm boring that way. I don't know.
That's good. Keep it that way.
Or you know, you'll end up looking like me.
You wanna guess how old I am?
32.
That was, that was a joke.
That was a joke. - Oh my God.
I'm sorry. You almost had me there.
I can't.
My mom always said that I was too gullible
to move to the west coast.
Go. - Nope.
So are you guys performing tonight?
Oh, come on kid you know my schedule better
than I know my schedule.
What?
No. I mean,
maybe I've been getting really good at eyes lately.
Like my eyeliner skills are way better
than they were before.
Is that so.
Yeah. No. Umm,
I was thinking maybe if you're free later, I could show you.
-Fuck. Like you could tell me what
I'm doing wrong. If you're not too busy.
Kid. I got a lot going on, you know.
Yeah, no. Totally.
I mean, I don't even know what I could do for you anyway.
I mean, look at me, you know, you need to go find one of
those web series influencers or something.
Yeah.
Very stupid.
Ah, no worries.
Girl, he looked like a hurt little puppy.
Fine.
Sorry, what?
Fine. Tomorrow.
But I only have like 20, 30 minutes tops.
Okay?
Okay, cool.
Maybe I'll watch you guys at the bar tonight.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bye Marmalade.
No kid, come here.
We gotta get this straight.
Listen.
This weird fascination you got with, you know,
cross dressing and all that. That's all fine and dandy.
But when I'm here at home, I'm just Lewis, you know,
just plain old Lewis. - Right,
- sorry Lewis. - Yeah. No Marmalade, kapeesh.
Kapeesh? - Right, thank you.
Stay outta my trash.
Okay.
See you tonight, Lewis.
PENNY: You've got to be nicer
to that weird little child.
MARMALADE: That weird little child needs church.
You better put the peddle to the metal.
PENNY: I am trying. MARMALADE: We gonna be late.
Watch out. This is style.
I don't know what y'all driving,
but this the car right here.
This is the car.
PENNY: Did I check my mirrors?
Drive in style.
It's a good thing, you robbed that bank.
PENNY: Oh Shit. - Oh oh.
PENNY: Look out. Don't hit me now.
Okay. Thank you for, I'm gonna go this way.
Excuse me.
Oh look at her already out here smoking cigarette.
PENNY: Look at this ho.
MARMALADE: High dollar! [UPBEAT MUSIC]
PENNY: Hey Boo.
ED: Hey Penny. - Missed a spot.
Hey Ed.
I better not see fingerprints on those glasses,
or you're fired.
Hey, fuck you too gorgeous.
MARMALADE: Aw, fuck you.
Who let these whores in here?
Close the door behind your ass bitch?
LAYLA: There's that old skank.
AUGUSTA WIND: Oh, y'all. Shut up!
Hey Marm.
Marmy!
What.
Mama marmy! Are you excited for tonight?
Simon says that lady is definitely coming.
Excited, I'm about to shit my panties.
It's all the same.
Oh please. You're a shoe in.
Simon says this gal is the gal.
Oh, well if Simon says it must be the case.
Well just don't fuck it up even a little.
What, are you Ru Paul?
Yes, 'cause your entire future depends on it.
Just kidding girl. Come on.
Me, me, mama, Cardi B, okaarrrrr.
Look, look, look.
I need this job y'all.
Mama needs some new titties.
[EVERYBODY LAUGHS]
LAYLA: Those titties are falling apart
quicker than Marm's hairline. - Uh, oh!
Hey, don't blame me for Penny savers
dime store tatas, Lola.
- It's Layla. - Whatever.
One word like Cher.
You used to babysit her.
Now she's a comedian.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
CHARLIE: Oh! you have got to be shitting me.
STEVIE: I know. I'm sorry.
The roommates were up all night
dropping acid with the neighbors.
CHARLIE: What?
They just started watching Euphoria,
it's like a whole thing.
This is a Boozy Brunch. It is not a boozy show up,
whenever the hell you want.
Kiwi has been on stage shaking her for 45 minutes.
They're bored. They're bored. They're bored. Bored.
Okay. Okay. I'm going.
Put those boots on and get on stage.
I am going.
Get on stage please.
Perfect.
Oh my gosh, so stunning.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
KIWI: Oh God! Cut, alright!
Thank you.
ANCHOR: Round of applause for Kiwi everyone. Ugh, hot!
STEVIE: Sorry, I'm here.
Girl I almost like blacked out there.
I'm like seeing stars.
Is you know who here yet?
Not that I've seen. - Blessed be. Okay.
Go find an inhaler.
Welcome the legend, herself, the sensational,
Stevie Dix.
[NOLAN CHEERS LOUDLY]
Greetings! Fellow alcoholics.
And Nolan.
Hello Nolan.
I wanna wish my deepest condolences to those of you
who are so blacked out at the moment
that you have no chance of remembering anything
that happens from this moment on.
Give yourself a round of applause.
[EVERYONE APPLAUDING] This is really impressive.
Oh, how kind of you to join us?
Please take those sunglasses off.
You're not in witness protection.
RITA: Is you know who here?
KIWI: Yeah, yeah. She's here.
God, you guys are like teenagers.
Oh, thanks girl.
You're not fucking Joan Jett.
You haven't earned the right to be late.
Joan Jett?
Oh sweet Charlie.
That really was the most recent reference
you could think of, huh?
Oh my God. Hilarious, age jokes.
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you don't even make
it through the week Nomi Malone.
What is going on here?
Are you two dating?
Are you making content for your private Only Fans page?
It's okay, your secret is safe with me.
But seriously,
I'm gonna guess what you do for a living.
Okay, okay. Let me get it.
You're unemployed slash in between jobs.
I'm a screenwriter.
Yeah, that's what I just said.
[HORN HONKS]
ANCHOR: She's hot tonight.
Do the road head song!
All right.
No, I-
We want Rita.
I'm gonna bring out our next performer right now.
She's great, she's exquisite. She's stunning.
With cheese in my mouth.
Give it up for the 10 dancing toes of Minaja!
ANCHOR: General reminder,
please do not forget to tip your waiter.
Look at her hiding.
As if I'm the one who should feel bad.
I did her a favor by letting her join my band.
I was always more well known than her
and she piggybacked on that, like the mooch that she is.
I did not spend my life paying my dues,
climbing the pageant ladder
to be manipulated by some hot topic reject,
who has zero regard for who got her,
where she is today.
CHARLIE: You're up next, Royale.
It's just such a shame.
To lose such a great friendship over a boy.
RITA: How dare you?
Don't you limit this atrocity and make it sound so minuscule.
She could never have anyone, never.
She always resented the fact that they flock to me,
like flies to the flame.
KIWI: It's moths.
What?
Moths to the flame, that's the saying?
You know, 'cause moths are attracted to light.
Whatever. The point is, I'm okay.
She is not.
Are you okay?
Kiwi?
Are you deaf? I'm great.
I literally just said that.
- Okay. - Whatever.
I don't have time for this.
I have a performance to prepare for.
Don't you have something less intrusive to be doing.
CHARLIE: Listen, and I understand, but look,
I don't care who's at fault, Stevie.
I don't wanna be in the middle of this crap.
STEVIE: Well, Charlie,
you shouldn't have chosen to work with drag queens.
If you wanted some peaceful fucking existence.
That monster is parading around,
like she sweats out Dom and her queefs smell of daffodils.
Slandering my good name!
Right. Like when you
pick the name, Stevie Dix.
It's 'cause you were going for a wholesome Martha Stewart vibe.
Come on, you stole her boyfriend.
Just move on.
Wait a goddamn second.
Is that what she's telling people?
Yeah. - Firstly, I did not.
Secondly, this isn't even about Carlos.
She's just deflecting because
she's having issues at home and you know what?
Nevermind, I give up with that woman.
Ricky, I hate to be the one to tell you this,
but there's some fresh college girl vomit
all over the ladies room,
all over the sink and everything.
Hi Stevie.
Hey Nolan.
What the haps.
Hey guys, It's Nolan.
I have a bad news.
Dix Royale broke up.
We were so happy.
Dammit!
Mom! Where's the tape?
Great job today.
Thank you.
I do have a question.
Well, if it's the same question you always have.
No, we're not back together.
No, we haven't made up.
And yes, she's still a twat.
I do have a different question.
Yes?
Can we start a band?
Me and you?
Listen, Nolan.
I love that idea,
but honestly, I'm just not that into music right now.
She's kinda ruined the whole idea for me,
you understand, right?
Hey Stevie, there's someone looking for you?
Oh! You told him I don't have the money, right.
No.
It's the guy from the drag talent show.
He's looking for you and Rita.
Wait, seriously?
Yes. - Where?
He's over there.
But just look at me.
Look, look, look, he's got a reputation.
You know what I mean?
He's gonna try and like... [GIBBERISH SOUNDS]
Wait, what?
He's gonna try and fuck you Stevie.
Okay. So just be careful.
Be careful.
HUGO: Ah, the woman,
the goth, the legend,
Stevie Dix.
Have a seat.
I've watched so much of your audition footage
and internet crap.
I feel like I know you.
Oh, I don't know you.
Oh my mistake.
I'm Hugo and this is Hugo Jr.
We are here to talk to you about your submission to,
'Talent's A Drag'.
Yes?
Here's the thing, Steve, can I call you Steve?
It's a little butch, but if you must.
Our show is comprised of a lot of talented queens.
I watched first hand each and every tape,
singers, dances, contortionist-
We even saw this one girl spin a fiery baton
only using her butt muscles.
Wow.
Wow is right.
The point being your tape was fantastic.
Really?
Really.
But this is a big issue.
You are Dix Royale.
You are one half of a Drag Super Machine.
You need that other half.
I wouldn't say I need her.
You do.
But, I'm doing just fine on my own.
You're not.
I feel like I can compete alone.
You can't.
We can only accept you as a team.
You've gotta be shitting me.
- I'm not. - But we broke up.
We are done! Fin!
I know. - Fin.
HUGO: I know. But perhaps you two can find a way to work
together on this.
Think about your career.
Think about it as a whole.
You know how much exposure our show gets.
I don't wanna have to tell you that.
You have to think big picture Rita.
We're big picture.
I'm sure you too can find a way
to stand each other for one week.
You'd be surprised.
Well, you are more than welcome to turn this down,
but do you really wanna work at the Plastic Pancake Palace
for the rest of your life?
Do you?
RICKY: I got all that vomit, thanks Stevie.
Dear God.
It's only a week?
One week for you guys to rehearse,
then an interview and a taped performance.
And if you win,
not only do you have a chunk of money,
we'll put you up in LA for a series of shows.
Already sold out, might I add.
All you have to do is tolerate one tiny person
for that amount of time.
Oh, come on.
It's not so bad, is it?
- There's literally- - Literally no other option.
There's not.
- What did Rita say? - What did Dix say?
I just need a yes from you.
- Fine. - Okay.
You won't regret this.
Oh and by the way, you guys are going to therapy.
Oh, fuck no.
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Welcome.
What a glorious occasion.
What a glorious day, indeed.
Oh, indeed.
Look around you.
Look around.
At the vast, expansive greenery
that is Topanga.
It never quite gets old. Does it dear?
Well, how about you two?
You're here together, yes?
Who us?
Not exactly.
What's your name?
Rita.
Welcome, Rita.
EVERYONE: Welcome Rita.
Oh God! That's new.
Welcome back, Lewis.
And you are?
Stevie.
EVERYONE: Welcome Stevie.
RITA: Jesus hell.
What's your name, dear?
Gigi.
Welcome Gigi.
Were you urged here by someone else?
You could say that.
Well.
My mom was a great lady.
She could be a real pushy lady.
You know what I mean. [LAUGHS]
Tell us a bit about that.
Fine, okay.
Here goes.
It was just another boring fucking day.
Deep in the heart of rich, white, Silver Lake.
How's the show coming?
It's fine.
It's a lot of work, but it's all fine.
It's all fine.
I told you.
I'm always here, if you need help.
It's called a one woman show for a reason.
I know.
And if I ask for help, I mean like where does it end?
Mom, come help me set up.
Mom, help me rehearse.
Mom, do my laundry.
I do do your laundry for you.
I need to do this on my own.
And once I'm done raising money to book the theater,
it'll all be smooth sailing.
When you get that job, you'll be able to pay for it.
Exactly.
- It's gonna be... - Fine.
Great.
It's gonna be great.
Great.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
ELOISE: Call me when you want me to pick you up.
Love, love.
GIGI: Love, love.
Today is the first day of your fucking life, gorgeous.
Oh, Hi sir. I'm doing a little one woman drag show.
It's free.
Hey girl, hey, I'm doing a little one woman drag show.
You should come, support theater.
[SOFT MUSIC]
Hey pretty babies.
You guys like Drag Queens?
Oh my God, like that drag race thing.
No, I love that show.
Drag has been around for a lot longer than that.
I know but -
Do you see how Will Smith wore drag to that premiere?
So fucking revolutionary. - Wasn't it amazeballs?
I was literally gagging for real.
Like he was redefining the gender stereotype.
Do you remember that time?
That Miley stopped shaving your pits?
Yeah. I went on a shaves strike for like three full weeks.
People's profiles now are like she/her
or they/them.
I love that we can do that now.
- She was at the super random kickback in Los Feliz...
[BOTH TALKING SIMULTANEOUSLY]
Are you kidding?
Do you guys just like the sound of your own voices?
What the actual fuck are you talking about?
Do you even know where you are geographically right now?
[LAUGHS]
I'm totes kidding.
Oh my God, girl.
You got a little crazy right there.
Here's a flyer. I'm doing a little one woman show.
You should totally come. We'll have mimosas after.
Hope you'll be there.
Oh my God!
Fuck!
And I should have left it there.
I really should have,
but my dumb ass had to use a 'phone a friend' card.
Hey girl, you home?
Yeah, girl, I'm in your hood. You trying to hang?
Oh girl. I could use some.
Yeah, because-
Yeah.
Yeah, all right. Yeah.
I'm like two seconds from your house.
Okay.
All right, I'll see you a second, bye.
I don't even want a regular job.
It makes me just cringe.
Just thinking about taking care of some old fart,
feeding him applesauce and washing his sock suspenders.
I don't think you know anything about old people.
Exactly.
I don't and I don't want to.
Only thing I care about is this damn show.
Only problem is nobody else cares about it.
Hey, help me.
I've offered to help you a thousand times,
but you always said-
I know what I said. It's not working.
So are you asking for help?
Let's not make this a thing.
You Gigi De Janeiro, one woman show queen,
unstoppable force are asking for help?
Yeah. Okay. I'm asking for help, whatever.
I'm more than happy to front you the money.
Olive, no, you can't do that.
I can and I'm going to,
because you would never ask me to
and you can pay me back when you're a megastar, okay.
I can't accept that.
Shush, it's done.
Bitch you got a brain freeze? What are you doing?
Shh, I'm thinking.
So you just need to get people there.
Yes. I need people there.
No matter what it takes.
I mean, yeah.
No matter what it takes, right.
No matter what it takes.
Sure.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
I'll handle it.
Let me handle it.
I will be your marketing guru
and you can just focus on putting your act together
and not like metaphorically.
Like you actually need to get your act together.
Something tells me I'm gonna regret this.
If that's Gigi speak for, thank you,
then you're very welcome.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Superstar.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
LEWIS: Wow.
I can't believe your mom still does your laundry.
So, then what happened?
Ow. What?
You're so intrusive.
Me?
Yes you, don't get me started.
We have enough working
against us in the real world, don't we?
Must we tear each other apart bit by bit in here too?
Lewis, why don't you pick us up
on some of the new happenings in your life?
Oh, well sure.
I mean, how can I miss an
opportunity to expose myself to a bunch of humans
I've never met before?
Hello ladies, I'm Lewis.
EVERYONE: Welcome Lewis.
Okay, that's still weird.
Well, you see,
as you get older,
things tend to speed up a bit,
but you realize that each and every day
could be your last chance to do something.
You know,
something spectacular.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
SIMON: Lulu, where are the bingo cards?
LULU: Top door under the left bar.
No, I just looked there.
Hey Eddie, where are the bingo cards?
Bingo cards.
Ask Lulu.
Guys.
Can you just keep things in the same place?
Just once, pretty please, please.
Ladies.
Are you decent?
I shouldn't ask. I know I didn't ask.
Very decent girl. --Sookie, Sookie.
If it isn't my hot straight husband.
Hey baby.
Am I going through menopause or did the room just heat up?
Ladies, ladies. Do try to control yourselves, please.
I'll try, I'll try. - Thank you.
Simon, what is going on here?
I thought we were gonna get five minutes each up there,
but now Penny is telling me we're doing groups.
Mary. -That's some bullshit.
Mary, I just walked in here.
Don't you think I have every intention of
explaining the format?
Do proceed, Bossman. - Okay.
Let's try this again. Hi ladies, good evening.
EVERYONE: Hi Simon.
As you know, this evening, I have a friend coming
from WeHo, looking for a new drag bingo host, okay.
So as much as I hate to part with any one of you,
I do know that eventually every beautiful dove
must learn to fly.
That's right, baby.
Vultures fly too, you know.
That's you?
The talent portion is five each, only five minutes.
Don't go milking another minute. I'm talking to you, Layla.
All right. When my phone flash goes off,
that means your five minutes is up, period.
Any questions?
No, honey.
I recommend doing funny tonight ladies, okay.
Drag bingo is supposed to be funny after all,
if you're doing lip syncing, make sure it's-
EVERYONE: Funny.
Good job.
Looking lovely. Looking lovely.
Lew, why so blue?
Not blue.
Just focused.
Okay. Don't overthink it, okay.
You got more fucking talent in that little toe
than any other girl here.
Thanks Simon.
All right, the order is Penny, Augusta.
That's me. - Mary, don't complain.
Layla and Marmalade.
What are we not going to be ladies.
EVERYONE: Boring.
Bingo, pun intended.
Love you ladies.
We'll be fucking hilarious, Simon.
I know you will.
Why are you gonna start now?
GUY: Thank you, Lewis.
Well, that's about all the time we have time for today.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh thank God.
We'll see you next time.
I can't believe this.
Why did I come to this? Un-freaking believable!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Uh, where are they?
RITA: They left a note on the gate.
We had to head into town due to the oncoming C B D shortage.
Make yourselves at home and start without us.
You got this and remember you're not alone.
Winky face, love and light, signed Guy and Gale.
Oh, brother.
Peachy.
GOD: They're right.
You're not alone.
Who are you?
Do you always sneak up on people like this?
Oh great. What do we get someone new every time?
Is there like a grab bag of gurus or something?
Something like that.
Oh, well that's not confusing at all.
Let's start with you, Stevie and Rita.
So you know our names?
Yes.
Where are you guys at with the contest?
So do we need to like catch you up or anything or-
I'm all caught up.
Okay, we'll talk about that later.
Okay.
So, after we received that awful news.
You guys are going to therapy.
We decided to try and work things out.
Emphasis on try.
[NOTIFICATION RINGS]
You fucking kidding me.
[NOTIFICATION RINGS]
Seven frigging am.
[NOTIFICATION RINGS]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[COUNTRY MUSIC]
Hey.
Hello.
This is new.
And?
And, how are you?
I'm great.
Good.
Glad to hear.
- Oh no, no, no, no.
This is my space.
Your space is right here.
Okay.
But where are we gonna rehearse?
Here.
In the dirt?
Yes, princess.
But I'm wearing heels.
Well that sounds more like a Stevie problem
than a Rita problem.
So you decided to ditch the parent's house.
Oh no.
We're all living in this shit bag together,
in perfect harmony.
Mother, father, care to come out and join us.
Oh, that's right, they're dicks.
Sorry.
I didn't know, it was that bad.
Whatever, let's just get started.
Don't you think we should talk about this?
About what?
The elephant in the, whatever this is.
Look, let's call it what it is,
an opportunity for us both, separately.
We can put on our face for the audience,
we can win this and then we can go our separate ways.
Rita, this isn't going to work,
if we have all this pent up anger between-
There's no anger.
Okay.
Well you just seem pretty peeved right now.
What with your body language and your gum chewing
and your dramatic sunglasses.
There's no anger.
See?
So cute.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Okay. So, okay, so, these are mics.
The audience is out here.
I say we do just arms, no legs.
Oh, shocking. - No, I don't do like that.
I don't do legs.
We're gonna dance, cause you wanna win this?
Correct?
Well, yes, that would be nice.
So look, we're start like this.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
GOD: Good, good.
You guys are trying.
Trying is just the beginning.
Gigi, Olive took over the marketing for your show.
And then what happened?
Oh, how did you...?
Nevermind.
Um, when she took over marketing. All right.
Hmmm, then shit hit the fan.
And my mom comes bursting into my room the other morning
and she's like-
Klein baby!
I'm so proud of you!
How come you didn't tell me?
Jesus woman. What the hell?
It's time to celebrate.
I'm gonna make heart shaped pancakes.
Oh my God.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[TEXT SOUNDS]
Oh no, she didn't.
[DOOR KNOCKS]
What the hell is this?
A poster?
Not that, this.
A way for you to bring in an audience.
No matter what it takes.
That's not what I was talking about, Olive.
Okay. Well you didn't say that.
Well,
I didn't think you were going to turn my entire show
into a lie.
But is it a lie?
Yes, it's exactly just that.
Oh, well it's too late now.
We're basically sold out.
I'm seeing spots.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Calm down.
It's all gonna be fine.
And what do I do when I get there to do my show
and everyone else has turned up to see freaking Harlow.
Huh?
And she doesn't show up.
What's the big plan then?
Well.
Oh, hell no bitch.
Okay, You know what?
Look, every big artist has done
something controversial to get attention.
Banksy, Picasso, every single Kardashian and Jenner.
Kardashian, you said art.
Art is subjective.
Look, you just need to take that curveball
that life through at you and...
You.
You threw the curve ball.
Same diff, anyway.
You take that curve ball
and you just smack it out of the field.
Is that supposed to be a basketball analogy?
I don't know Gigi, you know sports isn't my thing.
Okay, look.
Bring in the audience and then you be so good
that they forget they came to see Harlow in the first place.
Well, I don't really have a choice now.
Do I? - Hmm,Mm.
Fine.
But the only reason I'm doing this is
because I don't have another option.
And the theater deposit is non refundable.
That's the spirit.
Yeah.
[SOFT MUSIC]
Real talk, Geeg.
Did you ever think that this is
how you were going to get people to come to your show?
No, of course not.
This is your last chance.
Hmm.
Have you been busting your ass for a world
that doesn't care about what you have to say?
That thinks that you're playing dress up,
that thinks that you should fall in line
and be who they tell you to be.
You've never been that.
You can't be that,
because no one will make you happy, but you.
Geeg.
Geeg, first of all, how are you feeling?
Are you remembering to breathe?
Nope. - Great.
Secondly, have you looked out there?
No, why.
Gigi?
What?
Gi. Gi.
What?
It's official, baby.
You arrived.
I'm gonna throw up.
Don't you dare!
That ombre lip is perfect.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seat.
It's showtime.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
And now, the moment you've been waiting for.
Harlowe!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
All right, well you did it
and you're seemingly not dead.
That's a relief, isn't it?
Yeah.
Lewis?
You care to continue?
Well, as I was saying, the girls and I were getting ready.
I need to fuck these lips up.
While the club was filling up with fans and onlookers.
I'm sure you all can relate to the,
well, probably not.
That's when that little cross-dressing
neighbor boy of mine decided to barge in.
I saw this.
What the-
Lewis?
Oh honey.
Little boys are not supposed to be in the
ladies' dressing room.
What on God's green earth are you doing here?
Can you come here?
What?
I need to talk to you.
For fuck's sake, I have a show I'm getting ready for.
These young transvestites nowadays.
They really need to get security back here.
Listen, kid. This better be life of death, okay?
Hi.
Hello.
Right, sorry.
I need to tell you something.
Look, I can't talk to you about cross dressing right now.
Okay, I have a very fucking important show tonight.
I heard them talking in the bathroom.
Who?
SIMON: Augusta is great, but Marmalade,
she's the one you're looking for.
LIV: Yeah, if what I was
looking for was almost dead. Simon, come on.
She looks like my dad in a wig.
SIMON: She's hysterical.
Funny is great, but so is being attractive.
Let her go up and do her generic slapstick,
but I've got my eye on Augusta.
And this lady, Lewis, she's such an asshole.
Okay, listen.
We need to get a few things straight here, okay.
You kids nowadays. I'm gonna ask you a series of questions.
Okay?
Okay.
Do you see the lipstick on my lips?
Yeah. - Yeah.
And do you see these acrylics on my freshly shaved fingers?
Do I look like a woman to you?
Yeah.
Yeah. Well then you'll address me as such.
Right, sorry.
Marmalade, um, they were saying
some really harsh stuff about you.
I mean, I don't wanna tell you this stuff. I just, I didn't
want you going out there. - Are you done?
Yeah.
Good.
Listen.
Don't you ever come back in that dressing room again?
Do you understand me?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Welcome to the Starlight lounge.
[MARMALADE SIGHS]
We have some fantastic, beautiful women.
[MARMALADE EXHALES]
Because, let's face it, honey.
We're not getting any younger, you know, you and me.
[SOFT MUSIC]
Marmalade, you're next.
STEVIE: Lewis.
Lewis, Lewis.
What?
She's gone.
Wait.
Yeah, guess that means we're done for the day.
Un-fucking believable.
What does a gal gotta do to finish a story around here?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
Sorry, I'm late. My boyfriend would not shut the hell up.
Nevermind. What are we-
She looks great, but maybe just-
Can we get the powder just right,
right here in the T area.
Don't forget to tease her- - No, I got this...
Hi, gorgeous.
Oh my God.
I'm having a bit of like, what are they called?
Like an out of body experience
because I can't believe I'm sitting in front of you.
I am such a fan. Okay.
So, this is just gonna be us gals, right?
No one else is here.
Walls, roof, we're at home chatting, that's it.
All right.
So I'm just gonna ask a few questions
and you just make sure that you answer
with complete sentences.
So if I were to say like, how are you feeling today?
You'd be like, oh, Scheana, I'm feeling great today.
Not just like fine.
You feel me, right?
Yeah, I feel you.
You are hilarious. She's gonna kill it.
Okay. We're ready. Are you ready?
Doesn't matter. We're going. All right.
How are you feeling like, right now?
I feel great.
Like, I just gotta get my head in the game.
You know, I have a big performance to prepare for
and I just wanna make my parents proud.
That's amazing.
Okay.
Well, let's get to the nitty gritty.
What's it been like to work with Stevie Dix again?
Fine, I guess.
Complete sentences.
Working with Stevie has been fine, I guess.
Obviously, I'd rather not clearly, but I'm a professional.
I'm very good at what I do. And I would never let
anyone change that.
Totally. And like mad respect girl.
I could never, ever, I'd be like, I hate you,
I'm gonna kill you.
But rumor has it.
She like stole your boyfriend.
It's gotta make you like mad, right?
Look, if Stevie wants my sloppy seconds,
she's more than welcome to get in line.
That was so good.
Okay. So what do you think that that this performance
is gonna be like?
The performance.
Given you guys is kind of brutal history.
I'm not worried about the performance.
Because I'll be picking up her slack per usual.
I have more depth in my tiny little toe
than that talentless freak has in her entire boring twat.
Sorry, not sorry.
[LAUGHS] Oh my God.
You're an angel sent from the heavens.
Okay. I wanna be you when I grow up.
Okay. I gotta go.
[BUILDING MUSIC]
Calm down. Will you?
Hello? Are you okay?
Fine.
Fucking bitch.
What?
Nothing?
I'm rehearsing just, shh.
Oh, Holy Dolly Parton.
She ready.
SCHEANA: Ladies you set.
Hey gals, your equipment's already set up.
Uh, we're on a tight schedule.
Are the producers like in here?
Mmhmm. Sure are.
Two cameras on you guys. We have time for one take.
So please feel free to do your best work right away.
Cool? Cool.
HUGO: Alright, Dix Royale.
Ready to roll?
I suppose a couple hours of rehearsal time is
out of the question?
[OPERA MUSIC]
[BUILDS TO CLIMAX]
[WINDS DOWN]
[APPLAUSE]
HUGO: Very good ladies.
Very nice indeed.
Before I forget,
I have a message from a mutual friend of yours.
Girls.
Hey Rita.
Hey Stevie.
I just wanted to say how super proud I am of both of you
Rita, I know you and I had something special.
I always admired your poise.
Truth be told I was in a bad place,
when Stevie came onto me.
Came onto you? What the fuck are you?
Are you motherfucking kidding me?
CARLOS: Sorry, I have hurt you.
Stevie, I'm sorry, too.
Rita warned me about your promiscuity.
And I took advantage of that.
I hope you guys win this show.
I'm really rooting for you.
Dix Royale, baby.
[LAUGHS]
Can you believe this bullshit?
Rita.
Rita, you don't actually believe any of this crap.
You.
Rita, nothing happened. [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Did you not see the same video I just did?
It was like a bad audition tape for a soap opera.
It was clearly crap.
You knew how I felt about him.
I told you everything.
Every fucking thing.
You of all people should know how hard it is to -
Yeah, of course, I know.
You've seen the shit I went through with my family.
You know how much I've had to hide.
I could never be myself in my own home.
And I finally find someone who will accept me for...
I just thought that if anyone would understand
how rare that was, to find that,
I thought that would be you,
but you turned around and you stabbed me in the back.
I did not.
You couldn't handle the fact that I got all the attention,
could you? No, you never could.
Rita Royale and her interchangeable sidekick Stevie.
Stop. - You have no presence.
You have no personality. - Stop it.
You're a joke.
There's nothing authentic about you,
because you're a mix of a thousand other drags
because you're too boring to stand on your own-
- Rita - And I trusted you.
And you went and did that.
Rita, nothing happened.
Bullshit.
Nothing happened. Rita, he's lying to you.
He was lying to you then and he's lying to you now.
Rita, I know how it feels to lose your family over this.
Okay, I know.
This isn't even about Carlos.
Just deflect, like you always do.
Rita, are you an idiot?
This is what they want. Would you look around you?
Who?
Them, them.
These fucking assholes.
They want us to fight. They want the drama, Rita.
Listen to me. [DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Nothing happened with Carlos.
We drunkenly kissed one time for like two Mississippis.
That is all, I swear to you.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
I never should have listened to anything he said.
Nothing is worth this.
We were the only family we had before any of this bullshit.
Prove it.
What?
Prove it.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
I swear on Dolly's life.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Oh, Stevie.
Suddenly, I'm feeling very regretful.
You mean you're feeling sorry?
No, I'm just feeling deep feelings of regret.
Which might make you feel sorry.
What is this weird emotion rushing over me?
It is, it's awful.
It's called feeling sorry.
I'm so regretful.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm such an asshole.
No, I am.
HUGO: Wow, ladies.
That was fantastic.
Thank you, really.
You.
You dumpster fire, using us for your own selfish purposes.
I swear to God. If you air this,
all of America will know about how you propositioned me.
I what?
Oh, don't act so innocent.
Earlier in my dressing room,
when you told me if I performed fellatio on you,
you'd make sure we won.
That is absurd.
Hey, hey, hey, don't you come anywhere near her.
And don't you follow us out either.
Yeah.
Stay back.
RITA: Jesus.
What the fuck?
Hey, you stop filming this.
Stevie.
I was such a shit bag.
No, no.
Well, yes, yes you were.
But we're past that now.
I can't believe he did that to you.
Who?
Hugo.
Metoo-ing you.
Oh, I made that up, but it worked didn't it.
Now let's blow this popsicle stand.
What's Noah doing here?
It's Nolan.
Whatever.
I got something to say.
Listen, Nolan.
Don't interrupt.
Your music is life changing
and you can't break up.
Listen, kid.
I'm not done.
Nevermind, I'm done.
Well, we're not done making music.
Really?
Yes. We realize we can't let the fear and bullshit
get in the way of our-
Because of me.
Not exact-
Yes.
We realized you were right.
Thank you, Nolan.
Now, come on.
We're going to get carbohydrates and probably tequila shots.
You coming or what?
Me?
Yes, you.
You're our number one fan, after all.
Am I in the band now?
RITA: Wait, what?
STEVIE: Yeah, he was trying to replace you.
RITA: Is that so?
NOLAN: My bad.
RITA: I get it, kid,
but if it happens again, I'll come for you.
NOLAN: Yes ma'am.
You sure you don't want me to go with you.
Now, how do you think that will make me look,
bringing my mother as my bodyguard?
Very intimidating, if you ask me.
And you say the entire words, not just halves of them.
Hi, is this the-
And don't be sassy.
I'm not sassy.
Don't sass, Klein. I'm serious.
- Okay. - You be nice.
I'll be so profesh.
I didn't see an address.
ELOISE: Listen, you don't have to
answer anything you don't want to unless, you have an
actual attorney.
Attorney, I know. I know.
Here?
Do I knock? [CAMERA SHUTTER]
Is there password? [CAMERA SHUTTER]
Hello?
[CAMERA SHUTTER]
Oh, I'm sorry.
I must be in the wrong place. [CAMERA SHUTTER]
No, no. You're in the right place.
Oh. [CAMERA SHUTTER]
Oh, another one.
Oh shit.
HARLOWE: Does that look good? 'Cause we're trying to encourage
people to go plant based. So I just wanna be more...
I'm sorry.
I thought I was meeting with like boring lawyers.
Gigi de Janeiro.
You look a lot different out of drag, that's for sure.
Ooh.
You're like salivating in the mouth there.
Ooh. Okay. Leave, leave, leave.
Have a seat. Sit, Ow.
Someone's fired. Have a seat. Sit down.
Yep, good. Wow.
That was quite the stunt that you pulled the other day.
Ahh yeah, umm.
Sorry.
My friend Olive kind of did it without my knowledge.
And by the time it had already come out,
my mom's asking me if I want pancakes.
I don't believe, I asked you a question.
Kombucha?
Um, no, thank you.
So plot twist.
I was actually at your little stunt,
I got a really good glimpse of what life might be like.
If I ever decided to become a blow up doll.
You were there?
Yes ma'am.
Drink it.
It smells like feet, but it's great for your digestion.
So here's the thing. I got a bunch of DMs.
I got people emailing me. I got calls from lawyers.
I heard from my sister, who actually haven't heard
from in 12 blissful years. She sent me a strongly
worded email.
So I thought, what the heck, I'll pop on down to see the
show. See what kind of raging lunatic has announced me in a
show that I have no knowledge of.
Queue you.
I apologize for that.
I really do.
The thing is, I have been working my ass off
in this industry for a really long time. And I, hmmm...
I've actually sacrificed a lot. I've had a lot of friendships,
just, poof.
I have sold protein powder.
and those teeth whitening strips that do not work.
Oh, I know I bought them.
I'm sorry.
I have had to babysit or nanny for some snotty nose kids
while their parents go and travel to the Galapagos
to pretend that they care about sea turtles.
And you wanna know what Gigi,
they don't care about sea turtles.
They still drink from straws.
And I did all of this and so much more,
all to become the Harlowe that you see in
front of you today.
And then what did you do, you little minx?
You went and stole my picture ya goose.
You slapped it up on a poster.
Then you dressed up a blow up doll, to look exactly like me.
All, so people would come to your silly sad show.
So, I've got an idea, a couple of options.
Here they are. So option number one,
obviously, I could sue you for character defamation.
That means we've gotta get lawyers involved
and I'm assuming you're already pretty broke.
So this would make you even more broke.
Oh, I know, I see that.
That landed, didn't it?
Or, option number two.
I capitalize on this as much as you did.
I'm sorry.
I don't understand.
I know I'm speaking in riddles.
So here's the thing,
I am about to go on the second leg of my world tour.
Now my opening act, we had creative differences.
She was awful.
So we need to replace her with a girl or perhaps a queen.
Wait, you want me to open for your tour?
Oh, Gigi stop.
[BOTH LAUGH]
As a human being with morals and standards, absolutely not.
But as a business, bi-otch,
I've seen the value you bring to a show.
And this could be a good thing for both of us.
Anyway, this opportunity is about to run out.
So, I'm gonna need to answer now.
[SOFT MUSIC]
[ OPERA MUSIC ]
STEVIE: Holy!
Yes.
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but...
You couldn't believe... it was all like, oh God-
- Girl! - But the show aired...
But it was amazing.
- The performance was so good! - It was! I mean we deserved it.
And what about you, Lewis?
Girl, you have gotta stop doing that.
We never heard the end of your story.
Wha...
Next up we have a very, very lovely lady.
And like she always says, who wants to try new wine
when you can have the fine wine?
Marmalade.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
Come get it.
Give it up for Simon, yes.
Quit it, some more.
No, really. Quit it some more, keep going.
How y'all doing tonight?
I've got a special treat for you because I'm an actress.
So I'm going to give you a dramatic interpretive reading
of some notes that I received from my girlfriend
in high school.
What's so funny? Oh no, I said girlfriend, honey,
you know, I've taken a dip in the lady pond a time or two.
Then I got a yeast infection.
Oh, it doesn't matter to me, honey.
I don't care if they're male, female or hermaphrodite.
I'll eat anything with a sneeze guard over it.
[PHONE NOTIFICATION RINGS]
Here we go.
Alright, here we go.
It says, dear Lewis, that's my name.
Don't wear it out. See on this pink stationary.
Wasn't she cute? I often think about what
went wrong between us.
Well, for starters, honey, I wasn't checking out your ass,
I was checking to see if your jeans might fit me.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
[PHONE NOTIFICATION RINGS]
And let's see. Oh dear Lewis.
When you met my parents, I thought in that moment we
would be together forever.
Well, I thought I'd be banging your dad by now.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS]
[PHONE NOTIFICATION RINGS]
Hey.
Umm, lady. Hi. How are you?
You getting a funny text message or something.
Someone post a funny gif or a meme or something like that.
Is that what's going on back there.
Hello?
Hi. I'm talking to you.
Are you deaf?
I asked you a question. What's so fucking funny?
Me?
Yeah, you.
I was just texting my girlfriend.
Oh, you're talking to your girlfriend.
Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
That is so rude of me to interrupt you.
Please continue by all means.
Keep texting your girlfriend.
What the hell is happening?
I'm just up here pouring my heart out.
And you're sitting across this dark bar
in your fucking red pants suit privilege.
Just fucking taking a shit all over me, you know.
Yeah. You're just taking a big old shit all over my fucking
face.
[SILENCE]
Do you know how long I've waited for your stupid ass
to fucking come along?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Do you even care?
I've been doing drag since I was 19.
Okay. I've been fighting for this passion,
since I was a fucking kid.
Do you even know how old I am?
No, you don't know.
I started gender bending while you were still fucking
the high school football team behind the bleachers
and probably the coaches too.
This sucks so much,
because I put so much heart into what I do.
I do.
I put so much heart into what I do
because this is life or death for me
and most of these girls.
We started dressing in our mom's night gowns
when we were five years old, because it's the only way we
knew how to express ourselves or perform in front of a mirror.
We get so much fucking joy from it
and we're beat and fucking judged our whole fucking lives,
every single fucking day because of our gender
management issues.
And then you want to come in here and fucking judgey judge
and texty text on your stupid fucking phone.
Like you're some stupid fucking VIP.
How fucking dare you? You are not the VIP.
Okay. We are the VIP.
I hope your hair falls out.
I hope you have to wear wigs.
I hope you feel
what it feels like to fail
and still be able to wake up every day and keep going.
Because you love yourself that much.
I hope that for all of you,
you can judge every wrinkle on my skin
and every fucking caked up pour on my face
and I don't fucking care.
I don't need this shit.
I don't need you.
Fuck you, you fucking-
[SILENCE]
[FOOTSTEPS]
[SOBS]
[BAR IS QUIET]
[CLAPPING] Yeah.
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
What the fuck was that?
[AUDIENCE YELLING AND CHEERING] - Yeah!
Yeah! Woo!
I told you she's hysterical.
They love her, come on.
[AUDIENCE YELLING AND CHEERING]
Maybe the old dog does have a few new tricks.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING IN BACKGROUND]
[UPLIFTING MUSIC]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING IN BACKGROUND]
RITA: Wait a pretty little second.
If you've got it all figured out,
what the hell are you doing here?
Well, I mean,
do any of us really have it all figured out?
You know, I'm just trying to take life less seriously.
I mean, it's only life after all.
And besides Latoya was proud of me
and she wanted me to share my wisdom with you.
So I did.
You're welcome.
Latoya.
And please stop shitting in my wigs.
My parakeet.
[SOFT MUSIC]
I admire all of you for baring your souls here.
It does not go unnoticed.
If there's any lesson to be learned here is that,
Marmalade never really needed us at all.
And neither did you.
And neither did you, Gigi.
You figured it the hell out on your own.
You always did.
And you always will.
I'd be lying if I said, it's all downhill from
here and you know that.
You're gonna have to fight all your lives.
And just when you think you've done it,
you'll have to fight even harder for the next thing.
But don't ever stop.
'Cause people need you.
We need you.
[UPLIFTING MUSIC]
Oh, sorry, we're so late.
They were cutting trees up in Topanga.
Oh, we couldn't get through. - Story of our lives.
Oh, sorry, we missed you last time.
But look at them.
You look like you're just getting along fine without us.
GAIL: They're so sweet.
Anyway, let's get started right away.
Oh w- wo-woah woah woah, what about her?
- Who? - Who?
[SOFT MUSIC]
Oh, what the f-?
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[CASUAL ANIMAL BY HIRSCH]
♪ Movin' no sleepin' ♪
♪ Work through the weekend' ♪
♪ I've got drinkin' ♪
♪ One hand, ♪
♪ What I'm savin' ♪
♪ You wanna chat ♪
♪ I assumed you were taken ♪
♪ I don't even feel the same way ♪
♪ I forgot I can't recall ♪
♪ Looks like you were on the same page ♪
♪ I think we should get involved. ♪
♪ Life is so short, we ♪
♪ Live it up and then ♪
♪ get around to evolving ♪
♪ and after, three forty ♪
♪ Show up at my door so I know it's important ♪
♪ I don't even feel the same way ♪
♪ I forgot I can't recall ♪
♪ Looks like you were on the same page ♪
♪ I think we should get involved. ♪
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪ Talk is nice ♪
♪ Tangible, sexual, stimulant ♪
♪ What you like? ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
♪ I'm alright with movin' slow ♪
♪ Know what you like ♪
♪ Don't hold me up ♪
♪ Casual animal ♪
♪ Playin' it right ♪
♪ Yes you are ♪
♪ As you walk back to your love ♪
♪ I don't even feel the same way ♪
♪ I forgot I can't recall ♪
♪ Looks like you were on the same page ♪
♪ I think we should get involved. ♪
♪ I don't even feel the same way ♪
- ♪ I forgot I can't recall ♪ - ♪ Casual Animal ♪
♪ Looks like you were on the same page ♪
♪ I think we should get involved. ♪
♪ As you walk back to your love ♪
♪ Talk is nice ♪
♪ Tangible, sexual, stimulant ♪
♪ What you like ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
♪ I'm alright with movin' slow ♪
♪ Know what you like ♪
♪ Don't hold me up ♪
♪ Casual animal ♪
♪ Playin' it right ♪
♪ Yes you are ♪
♪ As you walk back to your love ♪
♪ I don't even feel the same way ♪
♪ I forgot I can't recall ♪
♪ Looks like you were on the same page ♪
♪ I think we should get involved. ♪
♪ I don't even feel the same way ♪
- ♪ I forgot I can't recall ♪ - ♪ Casual Animal ♪
♪ Looks like you were on the same page ♪
♪ I think we should get involved. ♪
♪ As you walk back to your love ♪
♪ Talk is nice ♪
♪ Tangible, sexual, stimulant ♪
♪ What you like♪
♪ I don't know ♪
♪ I'm alright with movin' slow ♪
♪ Know what you like ♪
♪ Don't hold me up ♪
♪ Casual Animal ♪
[MUSIC FADES]