Live from the LOL Canada theatre,
it’s Last One Laughing with Jay Baruchel!
Featuring the comedian who’s always in the driver's seat,
Caroline Rhea!
Also ready to steal the spotlight,
Canada’s queen of quips.
The fiercely funny Debra DiGiovanni!
And you’ll always get your money’s worth with
the dark prince of musical comedy, Jon Lajoie!
Next up, it’s the granddaddy of the avant-garde,
Tom Green!
But that’s not all!
There’s nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.
From the signature comedy stylings of the stand up
who never lets up.
Brandon Ash-Mohammed!
And say hello to your friendly,
neighbourhood funny man.
Andrew Phung!
Always bringing something to the table.
Master of characters,
Chameleon of comedy,
Dave Foley!
He’s at the top of the improv pecking order.
Uncaged and middle-aged.
Colin Mochrie!
Put your feet up and enjoy all
the funny clips from the Mountain Man of comedy,
K. Trevor Wilson!
And the magnetic comedy “roll” model.
Don’t turn your back on the mischievous, Mae Martin!
And of course our host...
The man, the myth, Jay Baruchel!
It’s time for Last One Laughing Canada!
Holy fuck.
Are you serious?
Hi there! I’m Jay Baruchel.
As a professional comedian,
it’s your job to make people laugh.
As a human being, it’s your natural instinct to
laugh when you see or hear something you
think is funny.
Take five, guys!
No?
Okay...
That’s what makes this show so wonderfully demented cos for
the next six hours, ten of Canada’s best comedians will
be trapped in this room together like the fucking
Stanford prison experiment with one common goal:
try and make each other laugh.
But here’s the deal: if they laugh themselves,
they’re out of the game.
Holy fuck...
And the last one laughing, now you get the title,
wins a hundred thousand dollars for their charity.
Not to mention the coveted LOL Canada crown and cape.
I’ll be watching all the action from here
in my souped-up lodge.
I’ll be honest, I don’t know what half this fucking shit does,
but lord knows I like a lever!
Okay, here we go.
Release the hounds!
We’ve got our first comedian.
Andrew Phung.
One of the stars of Kim’s Convenience.
He’s an amazing performer.
The opportunity to go toe to toe with the
best comedians
and performers across this country?
Holy fuck! That’s exciting.
Hello?
Alright, well I’m the first one here.
Look at how clean he’s dressed.
You could eat off of him.
That’s so funny already.
Oh no, that’s so funny.
I’m terrible at keeping a straight face.
I love laughter.
So I had to like tuck it away.
Put it away for a little bit.
I’ll see you. See you on the other side.
Oh man, I’m laughing!
This is pretty sick.
I always wanted to host a late night talk show.
Please welcome to the house, our next guest!
That person!
Who might this be?
Peter Mansbridge?
Nope, that’s Colin Mochrie.
Internationally recognized improv icon.
Ahhhhhh!
No! No!
Look at this guy!
I knew you were gonna be here.
I felt it!
Oh, I’m gonna be playing.
The old guy as much as I can.
Maybe a fake heart attack at some point.
Aneurysms. Just to throw them off and then...
all of a sudden, the pants come down and they’re out.
Hey, that’s the game.
First guest here.
Legendary improviser, comedian, star of Who’s Line is it Anyway?
Give it up for Colin Mochrie.
Thank you.
So this is the kind of response we should get used to.
Yeah.
I am Debra DiGiovanni.
I like to say dirty things and I like bad words.
I think it’s probably because I grew up
in such a strict household.
The minute I left the house I was like
OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
I was just... is that already too far?
- Wow! - What?
Hi everybody!
Debra DiGiovanni!
Absolutely lethal stand-up comic but she is deceptively laughy.
Debra, I’m pretty sure she’s the first to go.
I’m gonna say it. She’s easy.
And I mean it in the way of laughter.
From north of the wall...
K. Trevor Wilson, of Letterkenny fame
and a friend of mine since I was sixteen.
Ohhhhhh!
Hey!
I know you people!
The painful part is gonna be
doing jokes to no reaction.
But I’ve played some pretty dead rooms.
I’ve done shows at retirement homes
where the crowd was falling asleep.
If you’ve ever had to stop a show to be like
“can a nurse make sure this guy isn’t actually dead”.
That’s a pretty dead room.
Holy jesus. Well, that is creepy.
Horrifying, Trevor.
A giant fucking mural of me.
Oh shit.
Here we go. Jon Lajoie.
Known for The League and, eh, his hysterical viral videos.
Hello, eh, my name is Jon Lajoie.
You may know me as the lead actor in, eh, Saving Private
Ryan and eh, the movie Big.
Those were pretty popular.
I’ve done some other stuff.
Welcome, welcome!
Oh shit!
Seeing Colin Mochrie...
already I was like “I’m done”.
This is the creme de la creme.
Um, the dressing room is in here.
Dressing room? Ok.
Also, it’s I guess a prop room.
Oh my God. Okay.
Oh, props! Classic.
I’m a huge fan, by the way.
Oh, thank you.
I can't... this is incredible.
I think if I'm gonna have a strategy it will be to be
unconscious, for the most part of the 6 hours.
Can I roofie myself before the show?
Do you have roofies?
Yeah, you look like you have roofies.
Yeah gimme... give me one.
Don’t tell the other comedians.
In here?
I brought some COVID.
They’re not gonna see it coming.
Oh it’s gonna be, it’s gonna be funny.
I think everyone’s gonna laugh.
Okay. Okay, well look at this.
Okay, here we go.
Brandon Ash-Mohammed.
A very talented, up and coming stand-up.
Ooh. Oooh.
Oh God!
Oh!
Ah, I fell! My black hurts, I want a seat.
I was like, I need to appear confident.
I am ready.
And then I fucking tripped.
Oh! Oh! OOOOH!
I’m sorry.
What am I supposed to do now?
Oh I gotta put my bag away.
Like everyone is like very, very, very
very, very, very, very like established.
Like I feel like... that Taylor Swift character where
I’m just like... you know what I’m talking about?
It’s like, uh yeah!
Check out the inventory.
Okay.
Ooh, they got Kombucha.
Very important to keep you regular,
and that’s what you wanna be.
Very important.
Not too regular, though.
We’re here for six hours.
Yes. For six? Oh lord.
Yes.
Holy fucking shit. Tom Green, goddamn!
There is only one him. Been watching Tom my whole life.
Oh my god!
WHAT?
Tom Green entered.
I was genuinely shook.
Hey Andrew, what’s up. Tom!
How ya doing?
I look up to him so much.
I am in trouble.
I think this is a prank.
I think we’re actually on The Tom Green Show.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show everybody.
This whole thing was an elaborate prank.
No, no.
I’m ready.
I’m ready to compete.
I have thought of some things that
I wanted to do today.
I probably shouldn’t say this because when you watch it
and then you realize I prepared those things,
you’re probably going to think that I’m crazy, but that’s fine.
You probably already do anyways.
Holy fuck.
Here’s Mae Martin. Canadian national treasure.
Taken from us by England.
I’ve been in England for eleven years so
it’s gonna be really embarrassing
when I’m like... Hey!
And they are all like, Sorry... Ellen?
Who could it be?
Uh oh, uh oh!
Alright!
Oh my God. I’ve... this is the scariest
thing I’ve ever done!
Ladies and gentlemen, what could you possibly say about
Caroline Rhea other than absolute freakin’ legend.
Hi!
The queen is here!
Hi Colin! How are you?
How are ya?
You can make me laugh in one second.
One second.
I make myself laugh faster than that.
No, we're talking about laughing.
Aunt Hilda from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Anytime you see her on TV
she’s swinging bats with comedy heavyweights.
Trev, Lovely to meet you.
Lovely to meet you.
This could be the shortest season
of Last One Laughing.
We’re gonna break in 2 minutes.
So cool.
You ready for this or you ready for...
No, I’m filled with regret and anxiety.
Anyone else?
Same. Same.
Poor decision making.
I don’t know that Caroline’s competitors
realize that the entirety of her aesthetic
from extensions to ripped jeans,
is a deliberate, uh, joke choice.
Yeah, the whole thing’s a bit.
Like hi, I don’t have prostitute hair!
I’m wearing my daughter’s clothes because I thought it
was funny cos it says ‘one size fits all’ which it doesn’t!
I have my freaking stomach showing
and my back fat hanging out.
And no one mentioned it!
What was I thinking?
Is this it? Am I the last one?
One more.
Holy shit.
I mean, you know, we’re not worthy fucking shit here.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dave Foley from The Kids in the Hall.
Ohhh!
Are you kidding me?
Dave!
Dave and The Kids in the Hall taught me what
comedy is.
Like, he’s one of the funniest people in the world?
This is gonna be so easy!
Fortunately, I’m not a fan of comedy.
So I think that gives me an advantage.
I mean I’ve worked with The Kids in the Hall for 35 years
and they’ve never made me laugh.
How are you?
Good to see you!
I don’t enjoy sketch comedy.
I don’t enjoy stand-up comedy.
Oh, I really don’t enjoy improv comedy.
Can’t abide political humor.
Can’t stand toilet humor.
Dark humor... uninteresting.
Character work... uninteresting.
Prop humor, I hate.
Eh, Roasting, don’t like that.
You name it... Don’t enjoy it.
This is the dream team...
This is it!
This is everybody.
Alright!
Look at this. Look at this. I love it.
My heart, just, is filled with happiness watching
all of them together.
Are we on television right now?
I think so yeah.
There’s cameras in here.
They got all the hidden cameras.
Ten comedians in a room.
It’s gonna be a lot.
I wanna, I wanna say chaos?
I’m wearing a camera catheter.
I think this is going to be...
really interesting.
Someone’s gonna take a shit in there.
Let’s get this party started.
Alright...
Holy fuck, that’s a lot of smoke.
Okay, here we go.
Time to lay down the law with these fuckers.
Oh shit, guys.
Something’s happening here.
Oh, hello!
Ohhh!
Here he comes!
Yay!
Oh Jay Baruchel!
Baruchel! Baruchel!
Hello!
How are ya?
Good.
Hey buddy, good to see ya.
What an entrance!
Um, how’s everybody doing?
Answer at the same time.
I’m super giggly so I think I’m gonna be out fast.
We all think we’re gonna be out fast. That’s the thing.
I know if there’s anything comedians
like, it’s fucking rules.
So let’s get right to it.
Basically, there’s one main rule and that’s do not laugh.
When you hear this sound...
the clock starts.
Don’t laugh at each other, don’t laugh at yourself by
accident, don’t try to hide a laugh and don’t laugh when
I randomly mess with you from the comfort of my lodge,
where I will be watching you all like a creepy hawk.
Uh oh.
If I catch someone laughing...
or even break into a fucking smile, then this will happen...
Oh...
I’m not gonna make it.
Oh man...
The game will stop and I will come back to give
the guilty party one of these!
They’re beautiful!
Naturally inspired by Canada’s
favourite pastime... soccer.
If it’s your first time, you get the yellow card.
That’s your warning.
If I catch you a second time, you get the red card.
That means you’re fucking out. Um...
Jay, will there be cussing all the way
through this show?
They’re humoring me so I don’t know
what your guys’ rules are.
I don’t work blue!
Now, obviously as Canadian entertainers,
we’re all used to big time showbiz treatment.
So we made this late night stage to perform on.
Complete with our own LOL late night band!
Okay! Okay.
So this is where the black people are!
This is where they've been hiding them!
That’s fun!
Finally, as you all know, or literally
why would you be doing this to yourself.
The last one laughing wins one hundred
thousand dollars for their charity.
I didn’t know this was for charity...
Yeah... If you need me, I’ll be eavesdropping and,
uh, watching you all.
Have fun and good luck.
Exit to lodge!
Alright.
Alright, not bad! Not bad.
Um... I became incredibly aware of my own forehead sweat about
ten percent of the way into that so, that became...
oh, see much colder in here!
See ya!
Alright. Alright that’s enough.
That’s enough music.
Stop playing music.
Stop, stop playing music.
Stop playing music.
I’m scared.
Is Jay gonna come back and introduce the host?
What the fuck is that shade?
Don't we all find this absurd, what we’re doing?
Yes. Yes.
The craziest.
Oh, a little train!
I like trains!
But I didn’t know what it was about.
I don’t remember anything about a train being mentioned.
It started.
That means it started.
Okay.
It started!
♪ Jesus... ♪
Are we starting? I guess so, right?
♪ Jesus... ♪
Don’t smile Dave! Already smirkin’.
Oh.
This whole thing is so fucking ridiculous!
I want that to stop.
Y’all, we're just good with gettin’ started.
Now the fun begins!
Thank you band!
Okay...
Okay, I have to remember that I’m not supposed to laugh.
Yeah, that’s the main part.
I have to get away from you.
I’m just getting away from Deb.
Yeah, yeah.
They haven't even done the red light thing yet so...
No!
We’re still allowed to laugh now.
No, it’s started, Tom!
Whence it starts, then we laugh.
And it's who can laugh the longest.
I thought it was when the red light goes...
You start laughing and then it’s who
can laugh the longest.
So we’re not allowed to laugh now?
Last one laughing is the person who
could laugh the longest.
Was no one listening?
I wasn’t listening at all during the rules.
It was like the specials at a restaurant.
I heard nothing.
Look, we only have five hours and fifty-eight minutes left.
As soon as the game started,
I felt like a hysteria beginning.
Just making eye contact with
people makes me laugh.
There were threats at every turn, I can’t explain.
Nowhere is safe!
No... you get away from me.
What are you getting? Weiner?
Yeah. It’s been a while.
Jesus Murphy.
5 minutes in and Mae’s already just
a tarp flailing in the wind.
What can I do with it?
Well I can do alot with it, but I’m not gonna do it.
It’s not that kind of show.
This situation... it’s absurd.
I felt like I should, eh, just get the ball rolling
and sort of establish that you can go
way too far at the very beginning
and they’ll probably cut it out.
Hello. Yep...
Yeah, I can do that, Jay.
Hey everyone!
Everyone, just, eh, quickly.
I have Jay, yeah, hold on.
No, you don’t.
Yeah, yeah. These go directly to Jay. Yeah.
Okay, I could... yeah, I’ll do that. Okay.
No. You’re acting.
This is acting.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I’ll do it now. Okay, alright.
Um, eh, so Jay has made a final request.
He forgot to say it while he was in here.
Um, we all know how the internet works.
One little controversial thing happens here,
it’s all anyone’s gonna talk about.
Well Jay really wants to keep the focus on Canadian comedy.
Um, and the charities we’re here to represent,
so on that note...
Um, he has requested that while the cameras are filming that we,
they’re not filming yet, um... That we just don’t mention
his, eh, close, personal friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.
It’s just, if we say that kind of thing here, it’s just
all people are gonna talk about is like how many
times did he go to the island?
That’s an asterisk. That’s a joke!
Um, you know, how close were they?
They were bros.
Like it doesn’t really matter.
It’s just fun to fuck with Jay, right?
He’s like the sweetest, nicest guy.
And we all know I’m the psycho.
So Jay appreciates it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey dude.
This is such a dumb bit.
Yeah, it was word for word what you said.
Okay. Okay, buddy.
Yeah, I’ll see you later.
Alright.
Oh my God. Jon was hilarious.
I was teetering on the brink.
I’m worried that if I win,
Yeah.
I accidently selected as my charity
The Holocaust Denial Defense Fund.
Because I thought it was defending us against
Holocaust deniers.
Apparently, that’s not what they do.
Right... right...
That's nice.
Thank you.
You’ve been awfully quiet over here, Trevor.
You didn’t break at that Epstein bit.
Nope.
I had the glasses on so I was having trouble focusing.
Yeah. Yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ok...
That shouldn’t be funny, Trevor, but it is.
Hey, uh, they didn’t say anything, um, but
I’m wondering... if I have to do a caca?
Do I? I go in there?
You can use that one, yeah.
It is a working toilet.
Caca? Caca out of my butt?
There is the TP.
Oh God. Toilet humour.
Suppose that was always gonna happen.
I think I might have to do a caca at some point.
I'm nervous about the deuce as well.
I uh... I'm not subtle or kind with my shitting.
You just let us know when you have to do a caca.
You’ll know. You’ll know.
It’ll be a loud, loud, furious event.
Okay. Alright. Alright, alright.
I laugh at everything. I laugh at the dumbest things.
So this is a nightmare for me.
I’m stressed.
So my hemorrhoids are acting up so...
Oh, bro! You and me both!
Yeah.
Bro, up top.
Yeah.
That’s what I’m talking about.
Hemorrhoid brothers, yep.
My monthly visitor I call em.
Mmm hmm.
Keep. It. Together.
I tee’d this up.
I don’t know why I did this to myself.
I’m gonna walk away right now.
Yup. Yup.
Because we’re getting close.
Yup.
Mmm mmm. Trevor and Jon are barely holding it in.
My boyfriend has a V.B.P.
- I don’t know what that means. - What’s V .B P.?
My vision board penis.
Stop. It. Right now.
What is your ideal penis?
You know what?
If it was a Starbucks, you would want it to be a grande.
Oh right, okay.
And if they had girth-ay, you would want girth-ay.
Right? As a cup.
That’s fucking funny.
Caroline, Dave and Tom were the dangers for me cos
we’ve been around for a while.
We know how to exploit weakness.
Family meeting.
Why is there a family meeting?
I wanna be in the family.
This looks like a Canadian family meeting.
Next to hot unabomber.
Nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
Can I tell ya?
I’m thinking the guy I am dating is too young for me.
Thomas Green with the plastic poop.
We’ve hit the poo portion.
Already into shit.
Oh! This is close!
Who’s gonna break?
Hello.
WHAT!
Ah. Huh.
Oh, I suffer from hyperekplexia so
I startle really easy.
Ah.
Yeah, it's just a...
Good to know.
I’m not a big laugher but I've been, I’ve had a chagrined
expression since the age of twelve.
I get vague sadness from you.
That’s my resting face.
I saw it!
Uh oh!
I did not!
Uh oh, who was it?
I think that just means the band comes out.
I think they know what this means!
Time to be the bad guy.
Embarrassing! Embarrassing!
Really embarrassing guys.
What are we, twenty minutes in?
So yeah, I’ll direct all of your collective attentions,
eh, towards the monitor.
Hello.
WHAT!
Ah. Huh.
Oh, I suffer from hyperekplexia
so I startle really easy.
Ah. Good to know.
I’m not a big laugher but I’ve had a chagrined expression
since the age of twelve, that I’m fighting...
Ohh!
Terrific recovery!
You know, had it not been videotaped, nobody would
have ever known you had just laughed!
Um, so...
I thought I saw the fake poop get a laugh.
I’m very mad at myself.
Tom Green with his disarming charm
put down some fake poo in front of me
and normally I’d be like, "are you five?"
And instead I went "haha".
Cos in this show, I interpreted that as flirting. Right?
I think that's pretty obvious.
But wait. It’s not just her. There’s more!
Oh!
There’s more. One of you may have thought
you got away with one.
But we checked the tape.
Alright.
What is your ideal penis?
You know what?
If it was a Starbucks, you would want it to be a grande.
Okay.
And if they had girth-ay,
you would want girth-ay. Right?
As a cup.
Debra, this is for you.
You don’t take it!
So they’re really watching?
Yes, they’re really watching!
There’s like four hundred fucking cameras in here!
I thought they would just be glancing!
While you’re in here, are we allowed to laugh?
Yes.
Oh, thank God!
Now get your willies out!
Let the fucking dust settle!
Hey, it’s not that kind of a show.
Everyone, get your willies out!
But more importantly, be better! Ok?
- BE. BETTER. - BE. BETTER.
Oh yeah, I have a theme! I have a theme!
Ladies and gentlemen, public domain grunge!
Woo! Yes!
Caroline and Deb get the yellow card party started,
if they laugh again they’ll be bounced for good.
Game on babies!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No!
I see the buzzy thing in your hand!
Oh no, it’s still blue in here. Okay.
It's still blue. No, if that noise goes off...
There we go.
There it is.
Okay, now we’re starting.
Now, the laughter dies.
Stop Jon...
Stone face now. This is it.
Yeah.
So when somebody gets a warning card, it’s like where
we get to be like a whale breaching for oxygen.
That’s our moment.
Yeah.
Woah.
Colin, why don’t you do a pole dance with that pole.
Alright.
Alright?
Why are you, why are you focusing it on me?
I thought that was the request?
Eh, Deb wanted it.
No. Nope. I’m fine.
What is that dance Colin’s doing?
That is godawful.
Oh my God.
That’s nice though cos it’s romantic. You know?
There's eye contact.
Deb, you are so without romance that
you think that’s romantic.
I know, that’s the problem.
I’ll be honest. I think there’s a red card
with Debra’s name on it.
I can pin on a mic cos I studied broadcasting at
Algonquin College.
Oh good.
Tom’s father came.
Oh, this is handsome!
Oh boy, funny jacket. Here we go.
Here we go!
Last One Laughing, great to be here tonight.
It was hot outside in Toronto today.
How hot?
It was so hot I saw a sparrow dipping it’s worm
in a Tim’s ice capp.
No? Anyone?
Hmmm.
I need a little help here, Orin.
It was eh, hot outside in, eh, Toronto today.
How hot was it?
It was so hot down at the reservoir, I saw two rats
water skiing on popsicle sticks.
Ah, thank you very much! Okay, well...
Because they’re small.
Is this thing on?
It was hot outside in Toronto today, Colin.
How hot was it?
Uh it was so hot this morning, I had to use five cans
of Right Guard and that was just on my cab driver!
Heyyyy!
Because he smells.
Tom was sort of telling the same joke.
It was so hot in Toronto today.
Over.
It was hot outside in eh, Toronto today.
And over.
It was so hot out.
And over.
It was eh, hot today.
It goes for way too long and it gets
so uncomfortable.
It’s so funny cos he’s so committed to it.
He’s like, I’m making you feel weird, and that’s funny.
It was so hot, I saw the Devil at the Walmart
picking up an air conditioner. Ah!
That’s some wild stuff.
That is wild stuff.
Tough... tough crowd here.
Mae is very close to slipping.
It was so hot I saw a squirrel picking up
nuts with pot holders.
I knew early on that Tom was gonna be my kryptonite.
The repetition and having the band there.
Oh my God.
That was tough.
They’re good but shaky, man.
Tough weekend for my cab driver here in Toronto.
Thanks to illegal fireworks, he suffered a, eh,
career ending injury.
Wait... no, no, wait for the punch, Orin.
Wait for the punch. It’s a good one.
This's a good one.
A cab driver suffered a career ending injury.
He blew his middle finger off.
Alright! Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Tough crowd here.
What are we gonna do?
Close. Very, very close.
Forgot how much I love terrible jokes.
Damn it.
C’mon, lets keep it going, band!
Give me a C minor!
C’mon! Wooo!
Let’s bring up the party up in here!
Let's have some FUNNNNNNN!
Oh shit. They’re covering their mouths
left, right and center.
They can’t do that.
WOOO!
C’mon now everybody!
Sing along, you know the words!
I don’t even know what we’re doing!
What are we doing here?
WOOO!
Woah!
Holy shit! She just fucking bottled him!
Oh shit.
Mae’s not fucking around.
So what?
Is everything breakaway?
Let me try this one.
Uh oh!
You pieces of shit. They can’t do that.
Put ya in the penalty box as far as I’m concerned!
Uh oh.
Was it you?
That was you.
I don't think so.
It’s not me!
Cannot be me! I did not do it!
You tell ‘em once, you could tell ‘em a thousand times.
Can’t teach people how to listen!
Am I out?
Um...
I’m out. I laughed?
There was an infraction.
Two infractions in fact.
Oh my God.
Everyone just watch the fucking TV.
Uh oh...
I hope those are not your nipples.
I look around and the icons that I’m watching
are all friggin’ like rockstars.
Ya know, fucking titans.
They’re all very funny.
I am in the middle of a joke.
You’re in this situation, and l start thinking
“I think I’m on mushrooms”.
Oh my God.
Mae likes my cheese sandwiches.
Nowhere is safe!
Woah!
What the fuck?
That’s like a Twilight Zone episode.
Ladies and gentlemen. The first red card of the game.
What the fuck is this show?