Previously on Resident Alien...
Real Harry killed Sam.
He was a bad man.
PETER". I'm producing a documentary
where experiencers share their stories.
Would you be interested in participating?
Oh, I couldn't.
There's a secret base in Wyoming.
If they took your alien baby,
that's where it would be.
No!
Please, save my son.
WOMAN". All right, here we go. Let's roll, please.
I'm Mike Richardson,
and I'm CEO of Dark Horse Media.
I grew up in Milwaukie, Oregon,
which is a suburb of Portland.
Every neighborhood in those days had a small,
little neighborhood grocery store,
and my mom used to send me down for nonessential things,
like bread and milk,
things that you just picked up on the fly.
My friend Duke lived about two houses up Edison,
on the opposite side of the street.
I hopped on my bike. Duke joined me.
And we rode down to the store, which was located on 30th.
On the way back, at the bottom of 34th,
we looked up in the sky,
and there's this big disc there,
about the size of my fist, up in the sky.
And it was perfectly round, silent.
Um, the outside was spinning. The center was stationary.
It was probably up in the air about 60 to 100 feet.
And we just got off our bikes and stood there
and watched it for a while.
You know, I tend to be a skeptic.
I need to find a logical reason for these things.
But this is something I can't really explain.
I don't... I have no idea what it... what it was.
I can only say what it is,
and it seems to be consistent
with our conception of what a flying saucer is.
What'd that thing ever do to you?
It's probably got a family,
little baby sliders running around,
looking for their daddy.
Stop!
You're gonna make me choke.
I need to see Harry soon. He just got back from a...
Medical convention.
So did you take a look at that apartment I sent to you?
It's tiny.
Hello, it's got a hot tub.
Yeah, and no bedrooms,
with, like, a pullout couch and a wooden chair.
And a floor. Okay.
Oh, shit.
God, I thought she wasn't working today.
Shit, shit.
New Hey
Sup, Cheese?
So I just found out that I'm a few credits short
for my science elective.
And I was... I was wondering
if I could maybe have my old job at the clinic back.
Yeah, sure.
Um, we could use the help. You could start right away.
Okay. I'll see you later, Cheese.
See ya. See ya.
Cheese? It's a long story.
Got nothing to do with cheese.
Mmm. Just Harry,
eager to tell me about the medical convention.
Oh! Excuse me.
Gosh, he is just really excited about medicine.
First, you need to know that
our people are not coming to kill everyone.
Why are they not coming?
Because it's too dangerous.
There is an alien race
that's planning to take over the Earth.
They're here, Harry. What alien race?
You must be careful.
It's the Greys.
They've learned how to live on this planet,
and they have mastered hybridization.
There are Grey human hybrids all over the Earth.
And they're planning on taking over,
and they will succeed.
I was there.
I failed to protect the Earth,
and I watched it die.
And there is only one person who may have the resources
to stop the Greys,
an Air Force general named Eleanor McCallister.
But I killed her.
Do not make the same mistake.
She may be Earth's only hope.
Oh.
Also, I'm you from the future.
This is some crazy shit.
Do all alien babies on your planet do this?
No.
My Moesha is special.
Moesha?
You don't like it?
I'm trying out names.
Brad.
Hey!
Do not drink the toilet water, Jebidiah!
Okay, what did Goliath say?
Hybridized half-Grey, half-human?
The Greys, they are too spindly
to spend too much time in Earth's atmosphere.
So developing hybrids to take over the Earth,
that makes sense.
At least tell me you didn't kill that general.
No, I got the message in time.
I can hear you drinking!
I did not kill her.
Good. At least there's hope.
Okay, now we could work with her,
and then you could get rid of these Grey things.
I will not work with her. She is my enemy.
You heard Goliath. He tried to stop the Greys.
He failed. He is me.
So if I try, I Will fail.
You are not a failure.
You have to do something.
You can't just let the Grey aliens
take over the Earth.
It is worse than failure. It is future failure.
It is guaranteed.
Well, I'll never get that image out of my head.
Okay, you're not gonna help the general save the world?
Then what? What are you going to do?
I will do what human failures do.
I will ignore my horrible life
by being a parent
and passing my resentments on to my children.
"Children"?
Can you keep it down? I am sleeping.
I adopted the Alien Tracker's son, Robert.
Do not slam that door!
You are not sleeping this day away!
I'm signing you up for soccer practice.
Hey-
Hey, I know new budget's going in soon,
so I came by to see if there were any updates
on my requests.
Requests, yes. Let's see here, new pens.
Well, that's not it.
Oh, here it is.
Eight additional deputies,
four more patrol cars,
and body cams for everyone, including Cletus.
Well, of course Cletus,
'cause you know he got a temper on him,
so if he roughs somebody up, we need to know about it.
Seems like a lot. This is the bare minimum.
Hell, when we get that resort built,
we gonna need a new prison just for the prostitutes alone.
As a matter of fact, go ahead and put
"hookerjai|" on that list for me.
Although, to be honest,
I'm not sure if that's the proper term anymore.
It's probably "sex workerjai|."
You can put that down there 'cause you know hookers,
they love to use that modern terminology.
And I want to be as respectful as I can
to all them hard-working hoes out there.
Look, about the resort.
I'm no longer gonna support it.
What?
I think twas just so caught up
in trying to rebrand Patience away from being a murder town
that I... forgot how much I love it.
I don't want it to change.
Look, I don't expect you to understand.
I understand, if we don't get this resort,
there's gonna be riots, okay?
So now I need 30 officers. I need nine cars.
And I need a damn tank. Okay.
Well, I can give you one more deputy and...
this Hot Wheels car Max left in my office.
You got one of them loop-de-loop things
for it to go on, but you gotta make sure
it goes fast enough or else
it don't get past the loop-de-loop?
I can bring you one from home. I'll take it.
HARRY". I discovered my breastfeeding bra
did not work for feeding the baby.
I kept draining the teats myself.
Ten hamburgers.
Hope the monster baby's hungry.
Hello, Harry.
My name is Joseph.
I do not care. You are a Grey.
I will call you "Dickhead."
We may be enemies,
but I think we can be professional about this.
I know you are, but what am I?
What?
We've made a deal with your people.
They have conceded the Earth to us.
We get the planet, we let you go home.
There's an escape pod up on the mountain for you.
It will take you to your planet.
I'll text you the coordinates. You can be on your way.
I do not like to give out my phone number.
We already have it.
The Greys have my phone number?
How did you get it? I don't know.
Probably the phone company. That is impossible.
They do not give away that information.
Grey aliens are pretty powerful.
Not powerful enough to get somebody's phone number
from the phone number company unless they say,
"Yeah, okay, give them my phone number."
Ithinkwe are. I do not like it.
Well, I'm texting you anyway.
Do not do it. Just write it down.
I don't have a pen.
Fine. Text it.
You do not share my number, do you?
'Cause I do not want all those spam calls.
I don't think we do that.
Okay, good, 'cause...
good.
I still do not think that the phone company
gave you my phone number. Okay, fine, I went to your clinic
and pretended I was one of your patients.
One of your nurses gave me your number.
Ellen? Yeah, that sounds right.
That one? Her? Her?
Yeah, that's her.
God! She's the worst.
She is horrible. She steals food from my office!
Why don't you just lock your door?
Because then it's complicated.
It's... I have to carry a key.
I get that.
You fall on your keys one time,
and you start making different plans.
Well, there you go.
Good luck.
Dickhead says "what?"
What? Chicken butt.
Jackass.
HARRY". I can go home.
I'm not paying for this food!
There's a fly in my pie!
How does it feel?
So I know you've had many encounters.
I understand you were able to record one of them?
There was one time that I did record the encounter.
It was actually just recently, New Year's Eve.
So this was right over top of the ocean.
The new year had just kicked off, midnight,
and there were two floating orbs
right over top of the city.
When we... zoom in on these,
you can actually see that they are changing shape.
Anytime you look up to the skies,
there's stuff going on there
if you really look hard enough.
McCallister: This base has been compromised.
We're moving everything to Farmington 5.
That base hasn't been used in years.
Then we'll have plenty of room.
Yes, ma'am.
There's something else.
They may have had some help on the inside too.
He went straight for the safe.
Every guard is accounted for after the breach,
except for that one.
McCallister: Well, looks like we have our mole.
Find him.
And bring me Peter Bach's hard drive.
I can't.
It's gone.
That information is fully encrypted.
If anyone so much as plugs in that drive, we'll know it.
And when they do,
I want you to grab everyone within 200 yards of it.
Yes, ma'am.
Cunningham says he hikes this canyon every morning.
Hey, been getting some complaints
about a suspicious black van
parked on the sidewalk downtown.
The vehicle was still smoldering.
You all right there, Deputy?
It's in that spot that the SUV went off the road.
Authorities said the driver lost control,
sending him over the edge.
The driver died in the ensuing fire.
The name of the deceased has been released,
a man named Peter Bach. Back to you.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Deputy, I'm sorry. That's terrible.
I knew he was onto something.
He got too close. They killed him.
Wait, wait. Hold on, Deputy.
Now, this is just a car accident.
It was no accident. He was murdered.
Where did you say that, uh, abandoned van was?
I knew it.
This is Peter Bach's van. The keys are still in it.
Doesn't mean something shady was going on.
It doesn't make sense.
I checked CCTV from the bank
and saw Peter drive this exact van out of town last night.
Then he dies in an SUV and the van ends up back here?
It's very shady.
You know, there's an old saying about a turtle.
Of course there is.
It goes, "if you want to read something into a situation,
"it will become whatever you want it to be."
What does that have to do with a turtle?
I don't know. I forget the turtle part.
But the point is, is that you tend to,
you know, believe in a bunch of conspiracy theories.
You're the one who says the moon is manmade.
That's not a theory. That's a fact.
I mean, each crater's the same depth.
The damn thing rings like a gong when you hit it.
You can't even see the other side.
Shit, they probably got an Arby's over there.
Maybe even a strip club, full with moon titties.
You're right.
Probably all in my head for, you know, this bit.
Why don't you go and do the next call,
and I'll wait here for Ernie
and make sure this gets to the tow yard?
It's a solid plan, Deputy.
Thank you, sir. Divide and conquer.
That is a shit ton of drywall.
Divide and conquer, Deputy.
You are going to love my home planet.
Unfortunately, you are too old to be tested
in the punishing ice wind desert.
But we can take a field trip,
and I can bury you up to your neck in the dirt
and kick you in the head.
Rip off your eyelids.
They grow back. They grow back.
Son!
We need to have a family meeting.
I'm not yours on,
and I am not part of your family.
I read that young boys can be difficult.
I'm 28.
I'm gonna put you in a timeout.
Okay?
I've been offered an exciting new opportunity,
so we are moving.
I am bringing you and Merle to my home planet.
You will like my planet.
We do not have soccer, but we have a game
that is like football.
But there's no ball.
And you cannot use your feet.
It's fighting to the death.
So fun.
You know what? You can use your feet.
I'm not going anywhere with you.
I need to... I need to go back to my life.
You have no life.
You would not have clothes if I did not buy them for you.
You stole them out of a Goodwill dumpster.
I threw in a dollar.
Look, thank you
for getting me out of that prison,
but I... I have to go.
Wait.
If you are leaving,
I have something I have to give to you.
What is it?
I promised your father I would protect you.
This is technology from my planet
that I no longer need because I am leaving.
What does it do?
Humans cannot control the energy,
but it will keep you from dying.
It also keeps hot drinks hot.
Let me just paint the scene.
Um... We have a balcony that's south-facing.
And all of a sudden,
there's a blackout in our building.
I step outside on my balcony,
and all of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye,
I see these three dots of white-ish, yellow lights,
zooming along in a triangle formation.
There's no sound whatsoever.
Entire thing was about three, four seconds.
I see this thing, after the blackout happens.
Is that what caused it?
I don't know. But it freaked me out.
That incident really spooked me out.
Honey?
You Okay?
What are you doing?
Why am I in the kitchen?
Oh, honey,
you were sleepwalking again.
Oh, my God, that is so weird.
I was having that same dream again.
I was in bed.
My whole family was there.
And now, suddenly, I'm here.
Next time, don't wake me up until I've finished the dishes.
Oh, sweetie.
Come to bed.
Hello, stink!
Your nicknames are getting lazy.
Listen, I...
I drew a picture of myself for you,
since you've never seen what I look like as a human.
This is what you look like? Yes.
It is a perfect likeness.
Are you impressed with my skill?
Uh, yeah.
You know, you don't usually give me gifts.
Except for that hunting T-shirt with the bullseye on it.
I am doing what humans call a goodbye tour.
Me and the alien baby are going home to my planet.
And we are leaving here forever.
No, you're not.
You care about me way too much to leave.
What? | do not!
You just drew me a picture.
You only do that for someone you love.
I only drew that because I'm an artist
and I want to share my gift with the world.
You drew a stick figure.
This looks nothing like you.
How dare you body shame me.
That is my goal weight.
Are you saying I'm fat?
Whatever.
I gotta go home. See you soon.
I will see you never!
I am not fat. I am thick.
All bodies are beautiful,
except yours, you squirrel-necked dick.
Funny story. Uh, Ernie just called.
He said he came to pick up the van,
but when he got there, it wasn't there.
And neither were you.
Oh, right!
The other guy came to pick it up.
Ned, I think?
And he was gonna drop me straight here,
but then we ended up getting a burger.
Um... And then he thought it was a date,
so I told him I was married,
and he said so is he.
And, um, the thing is, his wife Madeline has this
don't-ask-don't-tell policy
ever since she made out with her college roommate Heather
at their 15th reunion.
They went to Brandeis.
Your lies have gotten very specific.
Fine, I took it.
I'm sorry, you say you took the van?
You mean you stole the van.
Yep. You're an officer of the law.
His death was no accident.
The van is safe in my garage.
Listen to me, I want you to get that van
to the impound immediately.
Impound immediately, Deputy.
You know what? This is what you do.
Your dad even said.
You run away from everything
that takes you out of your comfort zone.
I'm trying to be your friend.
A real friend would trust me and have my back.
I'm keeping the van.
Wh... No, no, wait, wait, no.
A real friend wouldn't make their friends
come visit them in jail
and they have to go through a cavity search
to make sure they don't have a knife up their ass
to try to break you out of there.
And everybody knows a knife in the ass
can feel a little slice-y.
Well, I think I, like,
kind of jokingly posted on Facebook, like,
"We went camping this weekend, and we may have seen a UFO."
'Cause at first, we're trying to play process of elimination,
'cause it could have been a plane, it could have been...
but its movement was just way too erratic.
It couldn't have been those things.
So it just, like, kind of looked like that bright white-ish light.
The mountain ridge was, like, there, and it was, like...
This is an alien.
And therefore, don't look at it.
Don't take your phone out
'cause they're gonna come get you.
Come get us. They're gonna take our phones.
Yeah.
And then it got weird.
Hello, Asta!
If you are watching this right now,
then I'm already in space.
I definitely said goodbye to you,
but you probably did not hear me
because you were reading a dresses magazine.
Uh...
Max told me you have Baby.
IIBabyll? No, his name is Chaz.
Baby!
I thought I'd never see you again.
Thank. You.
You help me.
You helped me.
I didn't think I'd be able to raise
a human hybrid alien baby toddler boy,
but I did.
Ifeelhke I'm a different person
since I met you.
Look, this door is open.
It's good for going out of houses.
I know you're going on a long trip.
I got you this.
I stitched a hijab on her head so you will remember me.
And I got you healthy snacks.
Remember,
eating live birds is bad for your cholesterol.
Goodbye, Baby.
Goodbye, Mama.
HARRY". My people always thought
that modern humans hated aliens
and saw them as their enemy.
It appears that Asta is not the only human
who can care about a being so different from themselves.
And I got snacks for you too.
You can't name him Chaz.
He is significant.
Extraordinary.
He is the bridge between your people and mine.
And his name should reflect that.
I will name you...
"Bfldget"
Come to Papa, Bridget.
Now go take off this monkey suit.
You look stupid.
Are you Olivia Baker?
Yeah, that's me.
We're looking for a stolen van.
We've been asking around, and one of your neighbors
said they saw you driving a van into your garage.
Well, my neighbors are liars,
and they throw their dog poop in my garbage can.
Then you won't mind if we take a look at inside?
Hi, hon.
Two.
Everything okay, officers? You care to pull up a chair?
We're following up on reports of a stolen van
being parked here.
But there doesn't seem to be one.
No, there doesn't.
Hmm.
Well, sorry to disappoint you,
but the only borderline criminal activity
going on around here is me
taking this gentleman's life savings away.
He's not wrong about that.
Either of you two have 20 bucks I can borrow?
Sorry about this.
We were obviously given some bad intel.
You're from Braddock, right? Hey, do me a favor.
You make sure you tell Lieutenant Meegan
that Sheriff Mike says he still owes him $30
from last month's poker game.
We'll tell him. Thank you.
What's happening?
After we talked yesterday,
I took a look at the CCTV feed,
and that van was driven into Patience at 1 :30 a.m.,
three hours after Peter Bach died.
So, Deputy, you're right,
there's some shady shit going on here.
Where's the van? Don't worry.
It's on the rez. It's safe.
Thank you.
Thank you for believing me.
And I'm sorry you had to break the law to lie to the police.
Don't be sorry because I didn't.
Those two, they weren't real cops.
There's no Lieutenant Meegan in Braddock.
Oh, my God.
So now I need you to tell me who you think they really were.
If you say something aboutahensu.
Well, maybe this time I'll listen.
My people do not have a word for failure.
They lost the planet to the Greys, but there is no failure.
There is just moving forward and attempting to save a different planet.
My people may not know the word "failure,"
but I do.
I do not know if the general can save this beautiful planet.
It does not matter. I can do nothing.
I am Goliath, and I know that If I stay, I will fall to save It.
All I have left is my baby.
I must protect him and bring him home.
I did not care about the baby when I first saw it.
I considered eating it more than once.
It would be tasty.
But I have gotten to a place all humans get to eventually.
I no longer want to eat my baby.
Bridget needs me.
And he is so cute when he sleeps
and sucks on one of his four thumbs.
I do not even mind cleaning his poop.
Oh.
The angry girl is not the only one
who has been changed by the baby.
I have been changed too.
That is why Goliath gave you to me.
I am different now.
And I do not have to fail.
I am not Goliath.
Oh!
You forgot your snacks!
I'll eat them for you.
So from the mountains, I see, like, this red light,
like, starting to, like, come up in an arc.
And it met where the white light was
and then just, like, disappeared.
So it was, like, a rendezvous.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
I've got this winter formal thing coming up.
Mmm.
My mom bought me a dress.
What do you think?
Um...
It's...
It's awful. It's awful.
I'm sorry.
My mom sucks at this.
No, it's not your mom's fault.
A dress like that would look great on some people.
It's just, our skin tone, it's totally draining.
Yeah, I know. I tried to tell her.
Um...
Maybe you can help me find one?
Really?
Can you come with me to that new vintage store?
Help look?
Uh,yeah. I haven't been there yet.
Is it... Is it good?
It's so good.
Um, I also already checked your schedule,
so I know you don't work tomorrow.
Oh. 3300?
Okay, sure.
I'll be there. Great.
Jay? Yeah.
Really, I'll be there.
I know you will.
D'arcy: Sorry, I left some stuff in here.
Don't worry about it.
I should have known they weren't Asta's
when they were left in a neat pile.
I threw them in here.
Thanks.
If you want to clean Asta's room, I'm fine with that.
No, I'm okay.
Thought I'd give it a shot.
I spooned you from my heart
What's this?
Could use this.
Thanks, Asia.
Aha, aha
To haunt me in this place
Speak with what you've left
A thing you've never been
I see a me in you
No.
No, no.
Asta!
I thought I was never gonna see you again.
I thought the Greys left you an escape pod
and you were going home.
Why would you think that?
The Greys left me an escape pod,
so I'm finally going home.
I did not leave.
I sent the baby alone.
That's great.
So you're gonna try and help save the Earth?
I will try.
But I had to protect Bridget, so I sent him... home.
Bridget.
That's what you settled on. It's nice.
I miss him so much!
Harry.
The human connection to a child,
it is powerful.
Yeah.
Someday...
you and Jay will be together again.
And it will feel very nice for you.
Thank you.
You want to tell me why you have what I assume
is the botulinum toxin that killed Sam?
Where did you get that? This is it, huh?
This is your big secret. Harry killed Sam.
And you're covering for him. Why?
It's not like that.
You have to trust me. Trust you?
You have been lying to me for a year.
You don't trust me.
But you trust some random-ass weirdo
who just eats pizza all goddamn day,
and I guess is a murderer?
Do you have...
Do you have any idea what that does to me?
No, you're the one person that makes sense to me
in this whole world,
and without you, I am nothing.
You're a mess.
Just tell me.
Tell me what's going on right now.
I can't. I'm sorry, I can't.
Go get an apartment with somebody else.
D'Arce, come on.
D'Arce... No, let me go!
I can't do this. I'm done.
I can't be friends with you.
Not if you lie to me.
D'arcy, no! No!
Please, look, everything's gonna be okay, okay?
I promise.
You're my best friend. Am I?
Please.
D'arcy: 'Cause it was supposed to be you and me against the world.
You and me.
And I would do anything for you, and you know that.
But you don't need me!
No, of course I need you. Please...
That's my secret.
You're a dinosaur.
What? No.
Well...
Thank God.
Oh!
This is your big secret? Yeah.
No, no, I'm not a dinosaur.
I'm an alien.
Whatever. Same thing.
Oh, my God, of course you didn't tell me.
This makes total sense now. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Dinosaur? I was so afraid.
Have you ever seen a dino... I've seen dinosaurs.
I'm so relieved. You are?
Dinosaurs are not even alive anymore.
Just don't cut me out.
Hello? Even
Again, you gotta tell me everything, all right?
Of course, I will.
This alien doesn't have pants,
and you don't seem to notice.
Yeah, I don't care about that anymore.
We're good. Okay.
HARRY". These connections between humans tie them together
and give them strength.
Humans are stronger when they have support
from someone they care about.
There's that type that have told me,
you know, after sharing my experience,
things like, "I believe that you believe what you saw."
Do you believe that you saw a UFO?
I mean, I mentioned that I saw something...
...but then my teacher uh, didn't believe me,
and so I just pretended that he was right
and never mentioned it again.
You know, this world that we live in
is a lot more unconventional than we think,
and there's bizarre phenomenon happening out there to people
that's real.
What would you say to your teacher now?
Sorry.
I'll do this, okay.
I believe in aliens.
I didn't think I was gonna get emotional, sorry.
Humans create strong bonds.
They have to for survival.
(MAN smxemey I forgive it all
I forgive it all
HARRY". It is no surprise humans seek strength from one another.
So they don't feel so alone in this scary life.
Sheriff's deputy, Merrimack County, New Hampshire?
Before that, eight years Army Recon.
Impressive. Thanks.
Trust me, I take my job as Sheriff's deputy
very seriously.
I'm good at making sure
people don't step out of line.
That's what happened. That tracks.
What about the medical conferences?
No.
One was an alien convention,
and one was an alien baby.
What?
What is that?
You should go to the bunker now.
The what?
It is a fallout shelter for the end of the world.
The end of the what now?
Hey, this is why I didn't tell you about it.
Take her, quick. No, no...
Hey, what is happening?
Do not worry. I have been expecting them.
I will not leave you this time.
Sorry, did you say "the end of the world"?
It's fine.
The doors were unlocked.
I will send you a bill.
An enemy is someone who stands on the opposite side
of what you believe in.
Maybe when the goal is as important as saving the Earth,
there is no such thing as an enemy.
You're him?
The one from the cage?
Yes.
Do you know why I brought you here?
Yes.
McCallister: I don't think you do.
Do you want me to take those off,
or do you want to do it yourself?
I can just do it.
Idiots.
You want this?
Dismissed.
What is this place?
This?
It's nothing.
A quarter of a mile down, there's a lot.
Hmm.
You owe me money for my cabin doors.
A thumb goes up, a car goes by
It's nearly 1:00 a-m- and here am I hitchin’ a ride
Hitchin' a ride
Gotta get me home
Do not be afraid.
Your baby is here too.
Ride, ride, ride
Hitchin' a ride
Ride, ride, ride
Hitchin' a ride
Ride, ride
Ride, ride...