Worship no other gods, aside from me.
I'm Josh,
and my life isn't easy.
If I don't earn a living,
I'll shrivel up and die of starvation.
I need to be really diligent,
not just at work, but with my faith as well.
After all, I am the Lord's number one follower.
As long as you do the right thing and do good to your fellow man,
you will be rewarded.
The Lord will never leave you wanting.
But that isn't me,
that's a scavenger.
And this is me.
Brother, have you eaten?
Here, have a bite to eat.
Boss Jesus is our savior.
His and God's commandments are what we should follow
in order to have a proper and prosperous life.
Look at me,
because I follow these commandments I have never faltered,
because He always sees the good I do for my fellow man,
especially in His house.
Let's go, Mom.
Let's go.
And like I said,
I am Boss Jesus' number one follower.
Every day I check something off the list.
Take now for example,
I am ten out of ten,
- just like that. - I'll go ahead.
I've been racking up points.
PEEING IS NOT ALLOWED HERE
Unlike this guy.
He's in this situation because of his disobedience.
I NEED ALMS TO GO HOME TO THE PROVINCE
Here, brother, for your air-conditioned bus trip home.
- And also with you. - Hey! Why do I only get a burger?
Josh! Josh!
Buy a flower necklace, so I can eat!
Here, take this food.
Let's eat breakfast, guys!
Wow! Breakfast!
But we need to sell all of these.
- But I'm out of coins. - Then buy the whole thing.
A whole bill, huh?
All right, take this.
There we go. Okay. Here.
Hold on, let's take a selfie.
This is for my followers on TikTok.
Hi babe! I've good news for you. See you soon!
See that? Blessed!
- Sir, there are three of us. - I know!
- Do you remember what I taught you? - Yes!
Can you recite it?
Jesus is the boss of everyone!
The boss we follow. The boss we worship.
And the boss rewards us for the good we do to others.
- Amen! - Amen!
Thank you again!
- Oh, here you go. - Okay.
I know what you're thinking.
Is this an exaggeration?
I'm telling you,
there's no exaggeration when it comes to following Him.
Mom! Why is Saint Joseph in here?
I gave him a bath and forgot to put him back.
And just so you know,
my mantra is more effective whenever I'm surrounded by godly things.
As the saying goes,
- Good morning, Bart! - Oh, God! Lord Jesus Christ!
Boss Josh!
Sorry, I was dreaming the bank was getting robbed.
You really are something.
That's what you get for drinking every night.
Did you at least get to save us?
Ah. I was the bank robber.
I've been telling you,
sleeping on the job is really gonna get us robbed!
You should be alert.
If Mr. Montes sees you, you're gonna be in trouble.
Sorry, boss, it won't happen again.
Alright, okay, here, to motivate you.
Saint Michael's medallion.
Hey! Thanks, boss!
You're welcome. You know how I am.
Hold on, let's do a selfie.
- Take care of that. - Yes, sir.
Ever since I was a kid, this was my mantra.
I should never be disobedient,
because for every sin done, there's punishment.
I learned that from my father.
You know what, Josh?
You can now take down notes on a phone.
You're the only person I know who uses a notebook.
What is it to you if he wants to use a notebook?
Respect his thing.
- No. - Thanks, man.
Look at this. Look here.
Here. Here, see.
Look at this new phone.
This? This has a backup…
Please excuse my friend, Bill.
He's a klepto.
He says it's an illness.
But if you ask me, he just needs to pray more.
There. That's backed-up on my new tablet.
See here. See this here. Here.
So at any time, anywhere,
I can check my notes.
Ah, speaking of the time, what time is it?
Oh, please!
Not really!
Geez…
- Where have you been? - I just took a piss.
Again? Sounds like an infection to me.
Have you seen this? The new viral thing.
Probably my post. Let me see.
Geez, your posts are just selfies and Jesus-Jesus things.
How's that gonna go viral?
Nah, here, look at this.
Hey, that's a sex scandal!
- I'm telling your girlfriend! - Stop overreacting!
Please excuse my friend Eli.
They say his excessive lust is also an illness.
I really think he just needs Boss Jesus.
What you guys need in life is guidance!
Guidance? Is that another one of your shitty mantras?
Yes!
Jesus is everyone's boss!
The boss we follow. The boss we worship.
And the boss rewards us for the good we do for our fellow man.
- Amen! - Amen!
- At least there's Zoren. - Geez.
This guy's really your number one fan.
No wonder you're getting big-headed.
I'm not big-headed, Bill, but I do have a big heart.
And if I were you guys, it would do well to follow my example.
More like sucking up to Mr. M to get promoted.
Me? I never suck up to him.
And you've never been promoted.
- They say he's kind of stupid. - You're even older than Mr. M!
- I think they may be right. - And we're higher than you!
Mr. M.
Yep, Josh sucks up to Mr. M, and is also dating his daughter.
But hey, man, you really hit the jackpot there.
- It's Ella. - Ella is so fine.
And I jacked her off!
She's actually my regular, sorry, man.
- It's Ella. - Are you a parrot?
Yes, I lust for Ella and I get horny!
Ouch! Boss! Um…
Are you guys busy?
Busy working.
I'm busy working, sir.
Them. They're busy watching…
Ella, nice of you to drop by! Josh misses you!
By the way, do you guys have a portable speaker?
Here's one, boss!
This is Eli's! It's loud!
Yes, sir. You can use that!
How do I use this? Um…
Ah, sir! I think it's broken, sir!
It's broken! It's picking too many frequencies!
So, yes, it's unusable. I was about to throw it.
It really is broken.
I need to pee.
What's this?
This is awesome.
Feels nice.
Oh, so nice.
I like your massager. Can I borrow it?
Um, it's broken. I'll just buy you a new one.
See? These are just some of the blessings I have because I am obedient.
A great job.
A beautiful girlfriend.
What do you want to watch?
Ten Commandments!
Yeah, what about that?
Um… Daddy says he's promoting you again.
Ouch!
Time out! Time out!
I've done nothing but you're punishing me!
So, why haven't you done anything?
What's that? What are you going to do?
Aren't you worried Ella might leave you because you can't satisfy her?
No, Ella would never do that to me!
We love each other. You're just jealous!
Wha… Hey!
Pineapple!
Wait up! Wait up! Wait up, babe.
Didn't we…
Make a promise to your parents we'd remain virgins till we get married?
Ah, yeah, that promise.
So it's a good thing you're still a virgin,
even if your ex was that basketball player from Ginebra.
Also that other player from Alaska who's 7'2". He was my idol.
Glad nothing happened between you and them.
Yeah, me too.
Let's pray.
Ah, Josh!
Come in, come in.
Please sit!
Thank you.
You know what, Josh, I'm getting old.
And before I eventually go,
I'd want for my daughter Ella to have a good and secure life.
And it brings me happiness how much you've achieved.
I could never have done it without your help.
Um, I know you and Ella already have plans to get married?
Where are you planning on living?
At home.
The two of you need a bigger property.
Look at this.
Two hundred and fifty square meters for the floor area.
Perfect for starting a family.
Can I even afford this?
Of course.
Did Ella not tell you?
You know, instead of your money just sleeping in the bank.
It would be better to invest in property.
I just want to make sure that your futures are secured.
What about my mom?
There are a lot of rooms, babe!
Especially for your mom!
Which is why I want you to take my advice.
You've been there all along?
I can see him.
He's there, he's there.
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
Congrats, Josh!
Someone got promoted before Zoren, again.
You should treat us, boss!
- Let's go to a beer house! - Come on!
I don't want to. I don't go to those places.
- Just this time, since we're celebrating. - Come on, Josh! You're gonna love it.
Yeah, let's go!
No, I'm going home to pray and thank God.
Going to a beer house is not gratitude.
Is he serious?
What now? Just us then?
- I wanna try out the new girls. - I wanna do that too.
Mom!
What's wrong with you?
You scared me to death. What are you doing?
Sorry.
Mom, I'll put them all back.
I wanted to bring them together, so they could all hear my thanks.
You give thanks everyday.
But this time it's special!
I got promoted.
Again?
You got promoted again?
You don't sound happy, Mom.
Why does it sound like it's my fault?
Oh, are you okay?
I'm okay, I just choked. I thought I was going to die of fright.
My son really is blessed.
Thank you, God!
Mom, thank you. I wouldn't have achieved this if it weren't for you.
You shouldn't be thanking me.
You should thank God.
And your father in heaven who still guides you.
If he could only see you right now.
He'd be happy to see that you kept to heart everything he taught you.
As for me, I can't even drive anymore.
I can't back up.
Ah, Josh, this is Patrick.
Patrick, this is Josh.
He'll take over your accounts.
Josh…
Help him the same way I helped you.
- Patrick, he'll take good care of you. - Thank you.
My job really is the best.
I get to help so many people who need assistance.
More points from Boss Jesus.
I am going to be so blessed!
- That's not right… - Good morning, sir!
Uh, sir, this is Josh de Guzman.
So, you're Josh.
Do you know how many of these borrowers declared bankruptcy?
We're never getting back the money that we lent them!
But sir, they have collateral.
Do you know how hard it is to liquidate assets these days?
Most of them can't pay us back anymore!
What's more, 20 percent of your borrowers are delinquent, and have gone dark!
Do you understand? Huh?
Why can't you answer?
Sir, you told me to shut up.
My goodness…
Go on…
Why are you still there?
Can't you even get it through your skull?
I said get out!
Sir, he already left.
A while ago.
But the second time, he was still there?
Yes, sir, you're right.
Boss Josh!
Hey, boss Josh!
You okay?
The loan applications I approved filed for bankruptcy.
So, is that your fault?
Did you not do due diligence?
But I just wanted to help.
Josh, this is for you.
The NBI is inviting me over.
Whose birthday is it?
Josh de Guzman.
I'm Attorney Peralta, and this is Agent Aquino from the NBI.
Do you know why you're here?
Not really.
We've been monitoring your activities for quite a while.
Really?
And here I thought I was in trouble.
Just kidding!
It's time to pay for all your sins.
What are you going to do?
Are we going to eat that?
I don't normally eat that, but sure, let's eat that.
Hold on.
I never did anything wrong.
Aren't there any other fruits?
That stinks!
Does it matter? As if your ass smells good.
Durian!
Sir, I never did anything wrong, I never misled anyone, sir.
- I never did anything wrong. - Mr. de Guzman.
How much have you pocketed from all the fraudulent loans you approved?
Pocketed?
- I never pocketed... - Hey!
Spare me the ignorance, and drop the act.
You bought a townhouse worth 15 million pesos.
Where did you get an amount that big?
Sir, that was a loan.
Mr. Montes signed on that.
All my approvals were signed by Mr. Montes.
Look familiar?
We know you've been falsifying Mr. Montes' signature to get loan approval.
Remember Mr. Patrick Cruz?
One of the accounts you approved?
There.
He's in hiding now.
Mr. Montes has given his statement,
and he denied signing the loan applications coming from you.
So, this is all on you.
What are you in for?
Jaywalking.
Can I stand beside you?
They caught me jaywalking while I was escaping,
I burned down our office while my co-workers were inside.
You know the smell of barbecue?
Apparently, that's what burning people smell like.
Mr. de Guzman! You have a visitor!
Babe! I'm so glad you're here!
You need to help me, I'm innocent.
Everyone's at fault except him.
Always the do-gooder.
I was hoping you'd even be apologetic for using my dad's name.
Ella! Talk to your dad.
Tell him to tell the NBI the truth.
And now I know the truth, Josh,
I'm telling the truth.
Bye, Josh!
Ella, wait!
Ella! Ella! Hold on!
Ella.
Ella!
Boss? Boss!
Can I make a call to my mother?
- Hello? - Hello, ma, I need your help.
Josh, what's the matter?
Ma, I'm in jail.
- What? - Can you come over and help me?
What happened?
Why are you in jail?
I never did anything wrong.
Mom.
Mom?
Mom!
- Mo… - That's enough.
- Go on. - Thank you!
Where are my keys?
Is this it, boss?
De Guzman, you're free.
How are you, Josh?
Did they pick on you?
Should we go?
Hey!
- Drop the gun! - Josh, don't!
- That's not Josh! - That's not Josh?
Give me the keys!
I don't have the key.
Where is it?
Is this it, boss?
- Josh! - Josh!
- Get in! - My mom? What happened to my mom?
She's at the hospital. We're going with you.
Your mother has stage four lung cancer.
Did you ever see any symptoms?
I didn't.
She always said she's just allergic to cats.
But we don't even have cats.
Does she smoke?
My mother doesn't have any vices. That would be my father.
Can my mother still be cured?
Less than twenty percent make it at that stage.
But we'll do our best.
For now, all we can do is pray.
I have to go now.
- Will she live? - Of course! What kind of question is that?
- It's Josh. - How is she, Josh?
Why is this happening to me?
Why am I being punished? I've never done anything wrong.
Ah, Eli, can I borrow your phone?
Here.
Yes, Eli?
Hello Mr. Montes, this is Josh.
Please tell them the truth. I never did anything wrong.
Josh, as a prime witness in the case,
my lawyer advised me not to talk to you.
But sir, as a witness, you're required to tell the truth.
But… But why is it…
I'm not a liar, Josh. You are!
Everyone's Boss.
The boss we obey.
The boss we worship.
The boss who rewards our good deeds.
I did all that, Boss Jesus.
I obeyed all your commandments.
For what?
You dropped your end of the bargain.
Instead, liars and disobedient people like Mr. Montes remain free!
And he's living the life!
YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR
No!
I'm not pointing any fingers!
He's the liar! He's the one you should punish!
Why's this happening to me? Why not them?
Huh?
Ever since I was a child, I've obeyed all your commandments!
Because my father said so!
Why are you doing this to me? Huh? Why?
Hey, man, that's enough.
Who's he angry at?
Boss Jesus.
So that's how it is?
All right, we're done then.
And from now on, you're no longer my boss!
I will never obey you,
I will never worship you.
Know why?
Because you're good for nothing!
Go ahead, put it in!
I'm not scared anymore!
Hey, wait!
Why did you smash it?
I was going to cook pakbet.
You buzzkill.
I was craving pakbet, you dickhead!
I was marinating it already!
I'm sorry.
I just feel hurt and offended.
Why?
Who did this?
Who else? Him.
I can relate.
How did he wrong you?
He didn't keep his end of the deal!
I kept my end.
He's a liar.
What am I supposed to feel?
I've lost everything.
My mom, who has nothing to do with this, is now sick.
Honestly, I'm angry.
I'm so, so angry right now!
Don't worry,
I'll pray for your mom.
I hope she gets better.
Thanks, Satan.
And I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I can still use that.
Mom! How are you feeling?
It's hard to breathe.
Painful.
When I try to inhale…
It's like there's a knife in my chest.
Okay, don't try to talk too much.
Mom…
The doctor said you've been sick for a while now.
You're really good at hiding stuff.
Hiding your illness.
Dad's been long dead now but he's still hurting us both.
He's the one who got you sick.
I forgot…
To water my plants.
Stop thinking about that.
Don't forget to water them everyday.
Wait, why are you here?
It's Sunday.
You should be at church.
- Josh, please buy some! - Please, so we can eat!
I don't need those!
What?
You keep on selling those, they're useless.
Go home, you all stink!
- What? - You've changed…
Sir, can you spare some change so I could back to my province?
Still don't have enough fare?
Are you taking a plane?
Are you on a business class?
GOD'S TEN COMMANDMENTS
I'll check you all off one by one.
Let's start with number three.
KEEP SABBATH HOLY
It's Sunday today.
I will not go to church.
Hello, Eli, let's go to a beer house.
You said beer house.
Why are we at a wake?
I have no money for a beer house.
You're going to have sex with the dead?
That is cheaper though.
No, we're going to make money.
You really think that'll work?
Do you even know gambling?
No.
- I know how to gamble. - Really?
Stop it. Are we gonna play, or what? Let's go make some money.
How do we do this?
When he makes his move, just say "draw."
Nice one.
As long as you have a combination, throw it down.
Then just keep on saying "draw."
- Wow! - Whoa!
That's a lot of money, Josh!
That's what not going to church does for you!
Yeah, starting today, I'm never going back to church.
Are you sure about that?
Aren't you scared your dad will haunt you?
Leave him be, he's been long dead, that motherfu…
What did he say?
I think he's trying to swear.
Do it, you can do it!
- Come on Josh, you can do it. - You can do it!
Motherfu…
Motherfuc…
- Motherfucker. - Yes.
- Motherfucker! - Yes!
Josh! Try it on him.
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
Say his name.
- What's your name boss? - Hesus.
It's fine, it's okay.
- He can't do it, he's still a good boy. - You can do it.
Fu…
Fuc…
Fuck you, Jes… Holy shit, that's long!
It's fine. I crossed off one commandment.
That's enough.
- Yeah, it's fine. - Let's go.
Ah, let's start.
Shit, that was embarrassing.
Let us all rise, the holy mass is about to begin.
Let's get out of here.
Hold on, I haven't been to mass in a while.
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
Amen.
That the grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ.
That the love of our God, our Father.
And unity with the Holy Spirit.
May be with you all.
And with your Spirit.
Why does your pee have green?
After the mass, I even got lucky at Mahjong.
I'm thinking of going to mass before gambling.
I'm planning to donate everything I won to the church
to multiply my blessings.
Isn't that how it works, Josh?
That's not true.
How do you mean?
Look at your TikTok views, it's getting better.
Look at that, Josh, you're famous.
Why don't you post gambling advice from Boss Jesus to help them?
So, Josh, next commandment's up.
Let's go to a beer house!
- Yeah! - Beer house!
Where's Eli?
I think he went in first, I saw him running in.
Then we should go run in too.
- Satan. - Yes?
Why do you torture bad people?
Why not? They've sinned, therefore they must be pay.
So you're on God's side?
Of course not. Are you stupid?
He's my enemy.
In that case, instead of punishing the bad people,
you should be rewarding them.
We're on your side.
We're afraid of doing wrong because we'll end up in hell, be tortured.
Which is why we do good.
So in a way, it's like you're helping God.
We should be partying here in hell,
that way we'd all be doing bad things, right?
Hold up, wait a minute.
But that's what's in the protocol.
Shit, the last update was in 1987.
Looks like we need charter change.
Hold on.
Sure thing, take your time.
YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE
Isn't your boyfriend bothered you work here?
Well, actually, my live-in partner left.
Beer house 101, don't let them tell you their life story.
You're the one paying for their time, and you're gonna let them chatter?
Don't do what that dumb-ass is doing.
One more thing…
You have a flashlight?
Uh… Thanks.
Be thorough, the lights in the bar can fool you.
Look here, still pretty.
This one?
Our jackfruit spoiled.
Don't tell him, keep it quiet.
This one should be more than what you paid for.
Perfect, mamita!
Just perfect for my friend! Thank you!
Leave it up to me.
Beer house rule number 103, never use your real name.
You dumb-ass!
It caught me off guard, should I have just said Zoren, or Bill?
Josh.
Such a gentleman.
Don't worry, your name stays between us.
- Thank you. - Where do you come from?
Hard? Who's hard?
Me.
I said, where do you come from?
Ah, sorry.
Just around the area.
You can bring her to the VIP room.
VIP room? What's in the VIP room?
You can take her to heaven.
You want to get back at Boss Jesus, right?
Go!
Let's go.
Wait, your parents' names are Anna and Alvin Madrid.
And you're from Malolos?
You're my niece!
Don't worry, they can't see us.
Just relax.
Leave it all to me.
How much does doing that cost?
The what?
The thing.
It's your first time?
Six grand.
How much do you take?
Four grand.
One grand for the room.
One grand for the manager.
Four thousand…
That helps your family a lot, right?
I'm probably richer than you.
Huh? Why?
Ah, uh, for your kid?
I'm still single with no kids.
That's for my new shoes.
You should keep quiet.
Can my friend join in?
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
- Okay. - All right.
Wait.
- Wait, hold on! - Ouch!
- One moment. - Do you not want to?
I just don't understand.
If you're not just doing this for the money…
Why then do you do this?
Tell me, Josh.
What's wrong with my line of work?
Here's the thing.
Magdalene was healed by Jesus.
Seven demons were exorcised from her. What you're doing is the devil's work.
And if I were you, I'd stop this early on.
You should have told me you were a priest, Josh.
You know what? Mary Magdalene was one of Jesus' loyal disciples.
Your God accepted her as she is, and never judged her.
Unlike you, and what you're doing to me now.
So if you really see me as a devil, then I'll leave.
I still have a show to do.
And by the way, before you call me all sorts of things,
why don't you look at yourself in the mirror?
Not everyone who prays are angels.
What a waste, bro.
How about the two of us get it on?
And now, for tonight's main climax,
Fuck you, Josh!
What did you do?
Wow!
That might be Genesis's sexiest performance yet.
My goodness!
Whoever you are, Josh, thank you so much!
So?
What did you do this time?
You're confused?
Can't figure out if what you did was right or wrong?
How do I know?
Here.
Go ahead, eat it.
It's still clean, never been inserted.
"YOU SHALL NOT HAVE OTHER GODS BEFORE ME."
Today is a special day of worship.
Because today is the anniversary
of when I was chosen by the lord as his chosen child.
Worship me, all of you.
Isn't this a cannibal cult?
They might have us eat each other.
Why is it taking so long? I really need to pee!
Offer your bodies…
Your hearts…
And your souls to me…
In order that you may be saved
from the evil that reigns over humanity.
Okay, so it's starting.
Let's all spread out.
There should always be a girl between us.
Spread out! No eye contact!
Wait, hold on, is this even legit?
I have no idea. This was you and Eli's idea.
Huh? I said I wanted to worship a different god.
This isn't worship. And that isn't a god.
So what? You wanted to break a commandment, right?
Look!
No, no! Something's not right.
Fire.
Fire!
Please save us!
We're going to die!
My children!
Let us ask for help from him!
Let us all pray!
- Our father in heaven. - Our father in heaven.
We're all going to die.
Wait! Wait! Don't pray to Jesus!
Pray to him! He's our god!
- Pray to him! - Lord! Please forgive me!
I'll never steal again!
- I'm bad! - He's our god! Pray to him!
Hey! Oh, sorry!
Stop praying to Jesus. Let's pray to him.
- No! - He'll save us. He'll help us.
Oh, my God.
I can't take it anymore.
- Point it here! - Huh?
Hey! There!
Keep going.
You can do it, Eli! You can keep going!
Keep going!
Keep going! Go!
I really thought we were going to die.
Nice going, Eli! Hero!
- Thank you so much! - Thank you for saving us!
Hey! Oh, hey! Me too!
You didn't do anything.
I was behind you, pushing you all.
That was support.
Are you okay?
Thank God you're okay.
You're just old, really.
You're making a mistake, chief. Who told you it was my fault?
Children, I'll be back.
You're really my idol, Josh.
Aside from exposing that guy,
he brought back some of the members to Christianity.
You're better than Jesus, man.
You sure you aren't the messiah?
You can start your own cult, Josh.
It was just a joke, Josh, come on.
Why can't I do anything wrong?
HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER
Damn this life!
HONOR THY FATHER AND MOTHER
Go on, I just need to check on something.
You said you were not gonna steal anymore.
I thought I was going to die.
Please head to the cashier, sir.
How is it? Do you need any help? How much is it?
400,000.
Hold on.
I think I caught something from Eli. I need to pee.
Don't you have savings?
I don't have much.
I pay my home and car installments.
I've only paid for a few months.
Could you lend me money?
I… I don't have any money.
You don't have any money? You have a new Rolex.
I'm so sorry, Josh. I really can't help you with that.
With anything else, I can help you.
Bro look, someone tagged me.
According to the police…
The case against the said bank manager has been dropped for lack of evidence.
The case filed by the NBI, meanwhile, is still ongoing.
Damn you, guard!
Wow! Bravo!
Yeah!
Go and take rest! I'll screw you all later.
Hey, Josh, do you know Tubero?
That's my favorite band!
I told them they should just take out the R like-
Fuck you.
Fuck you,
Fuck you!
I love swearing! Fuck!
This piece of shit is dramatic.
So, what now?
Is it the end of the world?
Pick yourself up. It's so easy to fix your problem.
How?
I can pay for the hospital bills.
I can break a commandment.
YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
I can take revenge on Mr. Montes.
You're no longer my boss.
I'll never obey you.
I'll never worship you.
Boss!
Wait up, it's just protocol, I need to pat you down.
It's hard these days.
Why is this bastard awake now?
You can go in.
You look familiar.
You look like my uncle!
That's right! Wait, let me show you his picture.
This is him when he was younger. He really looks like you, right?
Is your manager in today?
Ah, he's not in today.
A lot has happened, but the story is pretty juicy.
Let me tell you the whole thing.
No need. Thank you.
I knew it!
- It's 11:53 already. - He's just there.
Let's call him.
So hot.
Why did we have Zoren book the delivery?
At least it's delivered.
Keep up the positivity, you two.
I'll get my speakers.
I thought you threw them out?
He borrowed them again.
Which one of these is yours?
Left or right?
Right.
My right, or your right?
My right.
Which one is your right?
- Here! - That's left.
Wait.
Which one is yours? This, or this?
- Which one? - That one.
- This? - Yes.
Yours is on the left.
But aren't those both tapsilog?
Oh, yeah!
Sorry, sir, I thought you left already.
I just wanted to get my speakers, if you aren't using them anymore.
Seems you're losing weight?
Are you stressed?
Josh?
Hey Josh!
Where'd you come from?
A costume party?
Yeah, a friend's costume party.
I thought we were your only friends.
Bill! Eli! It's Josh! He's got new friends!
- Josh? - Josh!
I knew it! I thought that was you in Mr. M's office!
- Nice outfit! - Ronnie! It's Josh!
Hey, Bart! It's your boss Josh!
Boss Josh?
Boss Josh!
How are you?
Wait…
What's this?
You've gained weight?
Well, I haven't been doing much.
- This is a robbery! - Shit!
Nobody move, or you'll get shot!
Put the money in the bag!
Faster!
- I'll shoot! - Hurry up!
No one look at me, or I'll blow your head off!
- Hurry up! - Put the money in!
You! Put everything in there! Hurry!
Hurry up!
Hey! Get out! I mean, get down!
No funny business! Where's the CCTV?
No peeking! Stay down!
No one moves!
Hey! What happened? Are you okay?
I'm okay, I just felt tired.
Didn't you eat earlier?
- Bart. - I need water.
- What about juice? - You have another gun?
We'll get out soon.
You're right.
Go.
- Dumbass. - Dumbass!
- Why'd you do that? - What was that?
Hey, Josh.
Just a bit more.
Hey! Where are you going?
- Hey! - Boss Josh!
Sweetheart! Why'd you shoot him?
This wasn't what we planned.
Ouch.
I think I'm giving birth.
Bart, what did you do?
Boss Josh, I didn't get hit!
Your medallion saved me.
My wife's in labor!
- Call a doctor! - Ouch!
Where's the manager? Hurry up!
Ouch! Ouch!
What are we gonna do?
- Where's the ambulance! - I can help! I'll help.
- Are you a doctor? - No!
- Nurse? - No!
- How are you going to help? - YouTube!
- What do you mean YouTube? - Here, look. Wait up.
- Hurry up! - There… "How to deliver a baby."
Here, look, look.
- Ouch! - Step one. Relax.
It said to relax. Relax, ma'am, relax.
Let's all relax.
- We need a sheet! - Alcohol too.
- Sheet! - Sheet! Towel! Clothes will do!
Here, Josh.
Thank you! There we go.
And alcohol, sanitizer. Who has some?
- Me! I have some here! - Relax, ma'am.
There. Here's more!
Here, here!
Okay.
Are you okay?
What's next?
- Wait, here. - Ouch!
- Relax.
Hold on, there's an ad.
- Where every bite feels like home. - Okay.
Ouch!
Okay.
We need to be clean.
Oh, thank you.
Spray me, spray me bro.
Do we have food? I'm hungry.
- Over here! - Just relax, it'll be over soon.
- And exhale slowly. - Ma'am, inhale, inhale.
- Then push. - Push!
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Uh, okay…
Hey! You pervert! Why are you peeping on her?
- Then do it yourself if you want! - I'll do it!
Hey! Stop it!
Ma'am, stop pushing! I can see the head.
Ma'am, I need to borrow this.
- Here. - Okay.
- Okay, ma'am, stop pushing. - Okay.
Relax.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh, wow.
Whoa!
Who does the baby resemble?
The baby has your eyes and lips.
Thank you, boss.
- You're heaven-sent. - You're welcome.
Thank you.
Josh! It's Bart!
Bart!
Bart…
Thank you, boss.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Bart.
Bart!
Bart?
Bart? Hey, wake up!
Bart! Hey! Bart! I'm sorry!
Bart? Bart?
Sorry, Bart, sorry! Sorry.
Nobody move!
Put your guns down!
- Get down! - Give me your guns!
- Get down! Get down! - Hurry!
Give me your gun! Give it up!
YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
Wait up, boss!
- Just a moment. - All right, sir.
Bart, thank you for saving me.
I'll miss you.
I'll miss you too, boss Josh.
Are you alive, Bart?
I'm alive?
The dead came back!
- It's a miracle… - Wow!
Mom? Mom?
Sir, excuse us. Please just stay there.
Mom!
Mom?
It's called metastasis.
It means the cancer cells have spread to different organs, including the bones.
- Son? - Hmm?
Son. Joshua.
Mom? How are you feeling?
My back really hurts.
Mom.
I'm sorry, I can't massage you right now.
- It's okay. - Mom… Mom…
Why is this happening to us?
We never did anyone wrong.
Why did this happen?
Are we sure?
You remember…
The story of Job?
Job was a good person.
He prayed for the sins of his children
so that they wouldn't be punished.
One day, Satan visited them.
God showed Satan how proud he was of Job.
He said, "there is no one in the world like Job."
Satan laughed hard at this.
And God accepted Satan's challenge
to do anything he wished to Job.
Because God knew
that Job's faith would never falter.
Which is why Job lost everything.
But you know what, Son?
Not once
did he question God.
Furthermore…
He said…
"Naked I came from my mother's womb,
naked shall I return to the earth."
"God hath giveth, and God hath taketh away."
I'm so proud of you, my son.
Even if I have failed you in so many ways.
Even if your father owed you so much.
You grew up…
A good person.
My son.
- My son… - Mom?
I want to ask something of you.
I'm tired.
It's just so painful.
Please…
Don't call the nurse.
Mom…
My God.
My God!
Mom…
I leave it all up to you.
I can't take it anymore.
I leave it all up to you. I can't take it anymore.
- Satan? - Hmm?
Hmm?
Hey, that's a new look for you.
- Coffee? - I like the wig.
- It's hot… - Is this the new hell?
Take it easy, you aren't in hell.
And I'm not Satan.
Boss Jesus?
Why do you look like-
That's another story.
What matters now is your story.
How are you, my son?
Aren't you supposed to know that?
You planned all this, right?
My plans, but your actions.
Free will, remember?
You don't have to interpret everything literally.
It's not black and white.
There are so many colors in between.
And I know that you know in your heart what is right.
My mom?
Don't worry, she's with Satan.
- Huh? - I'm kidding. She's with me now.
Sorry, it hasn't been five minutes yet.
That's still fine.
Go on. Take a bite.
Who is it?
Joshua de Guzman.
We have the same name?
What I mean to say is if you're Joshua de Guzman.
Ah… Yes, sir.
May I invite you over to our office?
Whose birthday is it?
- Just kidding! - Okay…
The two robbers have given their statements,
and they've named the mastermind for the robbery.
You.
Hey! I'm not going to fall for that anymore!
- So, who's the mastermind? - Mr. Montes.
He planned the robbery to cover up what he stole from the bank.
- Mr. Montes stole money? - Yes!
And he was framing you for it.
Josh, we need your help to put Mr. Montes behind bars.
Which is why we sent for you and your lawyer.
Me? I'm not a lawyer.
Then who are you?
So, this is where you were! Come with me!
Josh, I'll get straight to the point.
Can you testify against Mr. Montes?
Boss Jesus was right.
If your heart is pure and filled with the right intentions,
the right solutions always come forward.
Ella is so hot.
Hey, Eli, looks like you haven't peed in a while.
- I'm on antibiotics now. - Really?
You know, Josh, looks like you're going to be the next bank manager.
- Congratulations! - Yeah, that's for sure.
Promote me, Josh, please.
Bless the godfather and godmother.
Best not to judge.
May they be protected from evil, and be blessed.
They did say…
- And now, let's welcome… - Josh!
- …to the Christian world, baby Bart! - My Rolex!
He stole my Rolex!
Boss, this barbecue is really good.
Of course, this is my specialty.
God is forgiving, which is why it's best to forgive our fellow man and ourselves.
We should never expect something in return either every time we give, or help.
At the church.
- Josh! Please buy this! - Please help up!
- To our fellow man. - I'll just help you sell these.
Miss, buy these sampaguitas! Please help these kids!
And especially, to our family.
Let's go, let me take you to your home.
What?
Go on inside, I'm sure your family will be surprised.
Ah… Yeah…
Go on.
Who are you?
Hey, you asshole!
Hey! Come back here!
Trust in God and in yourself, boss!
As long as you have Jesus in your heart, you'll never go wrong.
So tune in to my channel next time. And always remember,
Bad news, Mom.
I had to let go of the townhouse.
There are other things I need to prioritize.
But the good news is I've been promoted again.
I have so many stories to tell you, Mom.
I miss you, Mom.
I miss you too, Dad.
Mom, I'm just taking one.
Sorry.
What is that?
Oh, nothing.
You're pretty old school with that notebook.
Hey! Why're you wasting it?
An offering to the devil.
Give me that.
Beautiful, isn't it?
Very beautiful.
You're so lame.
Wanna head over to my place?
Or your place?
Or right here is fine too.
I'm not sure. I think I need to think about it.
You'll have a headache thinking about it.
What does this say?
Is it okay if my friend joins in?