Lusha.
You're on the Internet too?
Where's Zvi? Why hasn't he been swimming?
He has a cold.
Really?
Oy.
- Turmeric. - What?
It's a miracle cure.
A teaspoon in rice, in tea.
It will help.
Tell him I said hi. I hope he feels better.
Okay.
- Hi. - Fine…
What?
Didn't you ask how I am?
No.
It's my birthday.
I know. Happy birthday.
What's with this age, Arnona?
What do we do?
I think I'll go for a walk on the beach.
This bed is ruining my back.
Maybe I'll do some stretching.
There's a surprise party for you today.
What?
Not really a party. The girls are coming,
Shira's making a slide show.
Of course she is, it's your birthday.
- Yes. - Anyway…
I've had it with surprises.
Act as if you were surprised.
And I want us to tell them.
What?
Everything. Today.
Money and gay.
I have to go, I'm busy.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Dad!
Dad, you old man,
you old geezer, happy birthday.
Come, Sharona, now we're like acrobats.
- Yes! - The other leg.
Maybe I should show her…
Show her.
Sharona… one,
then up!
Idiot.
Come.
Nat…
- Nat, are you coming? - Come, Sharona.
Two legs. Up.
Come.
Maybe we should hold lettuce up for her.
You wanted to learn this accounting shit, let's do it.
You're a genius! Lettuce is genius.
Sharona.
- Nat, can you listen for a second? - Hold on, bro.
The coffee shop's been losing money for three months.
You took Sharona with you.
I want Sharona and Haim to kiss.
Sharona, get Haim.
You two kiss.
Kiss her.
Ew, I don't eat pastrami.
Sorry we kept you hanging.
Are you angry?
No, I'm working.
I want you to stop worrying, Adam.
Why are you so worried?
Sharona's hilarious, come see.
Okay, I'll stop worrying.
- Are you financially stressed? - We're gonna break the internet.
Then I'll work.
There's a trillion months to my due date, I'll find a job.
The coffee shop's not doing well, I know that, I hear everything.
Guli, get out here and help me with Sharona.
I think she has ADHD.
He calls you Guli?
No biggie.
- Why does he call you Guli? - I dunno.
Who cares?
The dog's eating the lettuce.
Want to dress Sharona up?
Adam, I'll find a job.
It could be cool, I never worked.
I gotta go, so…
- What are you painting? - What?
At the workshop.
I told you, fruit and vases…
stuff like that.
For real? All this time you've been painting vases?
Once I saw an exhibition of vaginas in Paris.
Every kind you can imagine.
Black, shrunken, big…
you name it.
It was creepy, it was about misogyny, but…
vases?
Who paints vases, Adam?
It's a community center, there's no money for vaginas…
Are we cool?
Yeah, it's just…
Then gimme a kiss.
You know what the problem is with winning?
Sure, nothing but problems.
You get money.
Just money.
No skills, no talent or brains.
No brains for sure.
No tact either.
People think winning millions is an achievement,
but what did you do for it?
You jotted down a few numbers?
The ads promise us a simple equation,
take your lives, add money, you'll be happy.
But it doesn't work that way.
You take someone and change his life by 180 degrees,
the person will have to change too,
otherwise he won't be able to confront his new reality.
It's like me telling you there's going to be a tsunami
and you'll say, we know how to swim.
That's not enough.
A person who always takes the role of the guilty
will have to learn how to be selfish too.
Otherwise he'll burn all his ties.
By trying to please everyone, it will all fall apart.
I want you to go home and think
how you can step out of your comfort zone.
Base it on how you characterized yourselves last week.
Let yourselves do something that you've never done.
Like what?
- Fucking a man. - Shut up already!
Not you. Her. Sorry.
He's just sensitive, it's his birthday.
- So what? - Really?
- Today? - Happy birthday.
- Today?
How will you celebrate?
My dad's a Gemini too, his birthday's coming up.
Yes?
"Celebrating all the time…" big deal.
No one ever celebrated my birthday.
Alex…
That's good.
Sharing is stepping out of your comfort zone.
Hold on, Amir.
Can you expand on what you said?
Can I help you?
What are you doing here?
- I came to be your model. - What?
- Let's go outside. Excuse me. - Adam, what is this?
Come outside.
- How did you know where I am? - I looked in your scheduler.
Why did you do that?
Adam, what is this place?
- It's not a painting class. - It's not?
- Swear on your mom. - I'm sorry.
I won a few million
and I have to be here once a week to get the money.
I don't get it.
There's no painting… I can't paint.
I have to come here for eight weeks to get the money.
It's this new law.
This is a joke, right?
Okay, how much did you win?
A lot.
What's a lot?
A billion?
A lot for an ordinary guy.
14 million.
Why didn't you tell me?
I tried and I wanted to…
but I couldn't and…
we were told we're not allowed to yet.
Did you think I'd want your money?
If I wanted money I'd be in touch with my folks.
I know.
You're tripping.
Why lie? That's so messed up.
Yes, I'm sorry.
- So you lied about other things too. - No.
I didn't lie about anything…
besides this.
- Okay, then… - I mean it.
Gali, where are you going?
I won millions too,
I have to go. Jerk.
Zvi, wait.
Ayelet, I'm in the supermarket, my card was denied.
My bank account's been frozen.
My cart's full of stuff for quiche, broccoli, cheese, food for the weekend.
My fridge is empty.
- I have to ask you something. - Did you get paid?
It's airconditioned in here, I am waiting for you. I hope the cheese won't go bad.
When's that workshop over?
Then get in line!
Get in line!
Never mind, I'll go with my instincts.
This is the fast lane!
The girls are coming at six
to hang up balloons and stuff.
You're wearing lipstick.
Yes, I put in on this morning.
- What happened this morning? - Where's the new shirt from?
I bought it.
What do you think about the assignment?
Like I want to talk about that…
We have to come here every week, now we have homework?
Miss Mousey is a pain.
And I don't get why you took the circle that said "egotist."
I feel like I'm being selfish.
I don't think you're an egotist.
You're a liar, you should've taken "liar,"
your assignment would have been to tell the truth.
So we'll tell the truth at the party.
- Great. - Awesome.
- Did I take the broccoli? - Why was your account frozen?
How do I know?
You'd think this is the '70s…
- The nerve. - Mom, this is serious.
You know what a frozen account means? You can't go abroad.
So I have to cancel the cruise?
You can't withdraw money, you can't have a credit card.
How will you manage?
Didn't they tell you?
- They may have-- - Ronit?
Ronit Tarnari? I recognize you from the news.
Your husband left us without a home.
- You bitch! - Your mother's a bitch!
She thinks she's special!
There are 50 more like you, idiot!
She thinks she's special!
You didn't turn, Amir.
Right.
So turn around.
- Amir. - What?
Turn around.
- I have a surprise for you. - A surprise?
I won't tell you, it's a surprise.
I'm not in the mood.
Turn around.
We're going to a B&B.
- Swimming pool, hot tub… - What?
Since we didn't bring anything, I thought we'll do some shopping on the way.
We'll buy you everything new.
Are you nuts?
What were you thinking?
- That you'd be happy? - Now's the time for a B&B?
With my dad? A B&B now?
I was thinking just the two of us but he can come too.
I'm kidding. We have to get out of the house, Tut.
Okay, pull over.
Pull over now.
- Why? - Just pull over.
- Stop the car! - Fine.
Here, I'm pulling over. What is it?
Trust me that I know what's best for you.
- Are we going home or not? - We need a change of scenery!
I mean it.
And Ayelet said
you have to do something for yourself.
What's she got to do with this? What did she say to you?
What did she say?
That you have to stop being a dreamer.
Look at us, at reality,
- maybe then I can trust you. - Tut…
I'm going to that B&B,
getting in the hot tub with all those little soaps,
drinking all their wine, getting naked and eating grapes.
For the last time, are you coming with me?
Take the car, I'm at the B&B.
What's up?
The electric bill?
Yes, it's high.
1,225, because there's three of us.
- I paid, pay me back on the app. - Sure thing.
"Sure thing." You got 10 million now…
10 million and we go Dutch on the electric bill?
You keep it from me?
Why?
I didn't hide, I needed a minute to process it.
More like two months.
- You fuckin' selfish asshole. Loser. - You think I wouldn't tell you?
I don't have the money yet. We have to attend this workshop,
I'll get the money in two weeks.
- Your painting workshop… - I was going to tell you.
It's just…
Why do you think I'm on your case about the accounting?
I want to turn the coffee shop over to you.
Do I look stupid to you?
Is everyone stupid to you?
- You think I wouldn't have told you? - I know it.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't?
Look.
- What are those circles? - Circles.
The people we tell. Look what I wrote.
- "Dad, Natan, question mark." - The question mark's next to Dad.
It's clearly next to both of us.
Natan, you think I wouldn't give you?
I wouldn't tell you?
- You didn't for two months… - Then you're stupid!
- You're so messed up! - Fuck you.
- Fuck you! - Fine.
Guys, let's figure this out, okay?
I'll cook, we'll eat, talk, work this out.
How long for a hard-boiled egg?
Where's my weed?
I'll check online.
You know I'd give you money.
- I've been giving to you my whole life. - Thanks, you're a saint.
I'm not a saint, but it's a fact.
I give to you, I take care of you,
I make sure you eat,
have a place to sleep,
have a job, have weed.
I even buy your fuckin' drugs!
Poor you, your stupid brother's a mooch.
And your girl screwed you up because she wants to be a mom.
You said she'd screw up your life.
Sorry, Gali.
Hello?
Hi, it's me.
Whose number is this?
I thought you wouldn't answer if you saw it's me.
As the graph indicates,
the annual… balance…
the graph is…
Hello, I'm Alex.
I'm doing a presentation
on last quarter's revenue and expenses.
We'll begin with the first slide.
- Happy birthday, Dad. - Sweetheart.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Shirku.
- Wow. - Bye, thanks so much.
- Bye, Dad. - Bye, Nogileh.
Bye, Nogileh.
DEAR DAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Thank you so much. Thanks for everything.
Thank you.
- Shira made the slide show. - Bye bye.
Ay… it's so…
Do you have to moan and groan?
NOGA, SHIRA, AND ALSO MOM!
Why didn't you tell them?
I didn't want to ruin the evening.
They worked hard on the slide show.
It takes a second on the computer…
DAD, WHO IS ALSO A BIT OF A CHILD
Look at that body.
I was the skinniest kid on the kibbutz.
LOVE AND SUPPORT…
BEST GRANDAD IN THE WORLD
I have someone.
We only fuck.
Here? In my bed?
Are you nuts? He's never been here.
You have someone? How? Where?
I found someone on the street.
I'm scared, Arnona.
What now?
That I threw my life away.
They're all young, good looking, I'm the old fogey.
I'm scared of everything…
I'm scared…
it will hurt… the penetration of the…
That I won't find someone to hold me, to see me.
Not to mention love me…
How did you find someone so fast?
May I?
Who even buys a lottery ticket these days?
An ultra nerd.
If it's any consolation, he would have told you.
You're not pissed at him?
For lying?
Um…
I don't know.
I mean, sometimes I feel we're in a reality show.
Like…
we didn't choose one another, the production crew set us up
and we're stuck with one another.
We're supposed to fall in love, but…
I don't know who he is…
why him?
Did he really say
I'm ruining his life?
No, I was just ranting.
Okay. Gimme a drag.
Gimme.
Isn't it uncool with the babies?
Then blow on me.
Again.
Come eat.
I'm not hungry.
- Just a bite. - No need to be with Dad anymore?
Eti will go there soon.
Get in here.
Ruti!
About what you said,
I went online,
there's tons of articles on how it's done.
"How to survive anal."
"Anal for me," "anal's easy,"
They have step-by-step instructions.
"One - it's best to cleanse before anal sex."
You have the enema from your colonoscopy.
- Arnona… - "Two - have a lubricant on hand."
We have coconut oil, it's great for dry skin.
I use it for my dry feet.
"Three - create a romantic atmosphere."
"Four - stimulate the area with a gentle finger, no fingernails."
There's an illustration of the motion.
What's with you?
I'm trying to help.
You said you're scared it would hurt.
They show all the steps here.
Is that all I said?
I said I'm scared I won't find a man to love me.
That I'll die alone.
That I lied to myself my whole life.
That it's too late.
Is it all about shoving fingers and ruining my surprise party?
Enough about the party.
It's my life in that slide show too…
The pictures and holidays and lies. But no more.
- What does that mean? - I'm done.
Haven't we wasted enough time, Zvi?
Let's enjoy what's left.
You have one message. To play…
Hello? Hello?
Hi, it's me.
Whose number is this?
I thought you wouldn't answer if you saw it's me.
- Wow, Ayelet… - It's for my mom.
Her account was frozen and… she has to get her teeth fixed
and I don't know where we'll get the money and someone spat on us today.
- Ayelet… - Please.
There's no one I can ask.
I'll pay you back. This time. I swear.
Why is there no one you can ask?
Why is there no one you can call and say, "I need a favor?"
For real? No one answers my calls.
Then stop calling me too.
It's over, you hear me? No more.
It's over for you.
It'll never be over for me.
My mom's the one who tried to kill herself, my dad…
She took five aspirin…
My dad will be the one who bailed.
So it's over for you…
- Is there hot water? - Uh-huh.
- Hello? - Hey.
Hey.
I made a mistake, I should've gone with you.
I'm on my way, which B&B?
- Ruti, I'm on my way home. - You're what?
I'm hitching a ride home.
What would I do at a B&B without you?
I love you.
But listen.
I had a minute to think, let's do it.
Do what?
Split the money with your family.
All this fighting is bad for me.
We'll split it equally and that's that.
We'll start over somewhere else.
I heard that Kfar Yona is nice.
How about it, Tuti?
We'll have a hefty sum, we'll live a nice life together.
Tut?
- Are you there? - Amir, Eti's calling.
- Then talk to her. - No, no…
- What happened? - Don't hang up, she's calling non-stop.
- So what then? - She's not hanging up, Amir.
She's still calling, why isn't she hanging up?
Amir…
Tut, listen to me.
Amir, no…
We don't know anything, calm down.
We know.
No.