[♪]
WHOA!
AND YOU'LL SEE BIG TALL SHIPS AND MAYBE EVEN A WHALE.
HELLO.
HELLO, MRS. KING.
HERE WE ARE.
YOU HELP AUNT ELIZA FIRST.
I WILL.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
WELL, GOODBYE, YOU TWO.
HAVE A GREAT TRIP.
DON'T WORK TOO HARD WHILE WE'RE GONE.
I WON'T.
NOW, YOU BE A GOOD BOY
FOR AUNT ELIZA WHILE YOU'RE AWAY, ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART?
A GOOD DOSE OF DANIEL IS MY BEST TONIC.
HIS YOUNG COUSINS HAVE BEEN ANXIOUS TO MEET HIM.
TWO WEEKS WITHOUT CARING FOR CHILDREN.
WHAT WILL ALEC AND I DO WITH OURSELVES?
OH, MIGHT I SUGGEST A SECOND HONEYMOON?
OH.
DRIVE ON.
HE MUST KEEP HIS HAT ON
SO HE DOESN'T GET A CHILL.
BYE!
GOODBYE, DARLING!
AND REMEMBER, HE TAKES HIS NAP AT 2:00.
AND DON'T LET HIM GET TOO OVERHEATED.
BYE!
BYE-BYE!
WELL, I BETTER GO TO WORK, MOTHER.
AH.
OH, GOOD GRACIOUS.
FELIX.
OF COURSE, HE'S NOT HERE.
OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
IS THERE ANYTHING MORE PATHETIC THAN TALKING TO YOURSELF?
ANSWERING YOURSELF.
MUST HAVE THESE GUTTERS SHIPSHAPE.
I MEANT TO GET AT THAT MONTHS AGO,
BUT, WELL, WITH ONE THING AND ANOTHER,
WHERE DOES THE TIME GO, HUH?
YEAH, WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?
YOU'RE WALKING AROUND LIKE A GHOST.
IS ANYTHING WRONG?
WELL, IT'S SO QUIET.
FELICITY'S OFF REGISTERING AT MEDICAL SCHOOL.
FELIX IS WORKING SO MANY SHIFTS AT THE HOTEL;
I'VE GOT NO ONE TO TALK TO BUT MYSELF.
AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I'M NOT REALLY THAT INTERESTING.
I'VE NEVER FELT THAT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WHY DON'T WE GO FOR A WALK?
JUST THE TWO OF US.
CRUNCH THROUGH THE LEAVES IN THE SUGAR BUSH
ONE LAST TIME BEFORE WE'RE SNOWED IN, HUH?
NO. I'M JUST...YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORK TO DO
AND I'VE GOT TO GO START OUR SUPPER.
I DON'T MIND. SUPPER CAN WAIT. COME ON.
DON'T BE SILLY.
I'M JUST...I'M JUST HAVING A DAY.
HI-YA!
WILL YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, WOMAN?
THE LODGE IS A SECRET SOCIETY, WITH SECRET CEREMONIES,
FOR WHICH WE NEED SECRET CEREMONIAL REGALIA.
OH, THIS WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN ED LAWSON RAN THE STORE.
HE, AT LEAST, WAS A FELLOW BROTHER --
SWORN TO UPHOLD THE SANCTITY OF THE LODGE.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MR. MACDONALD.
WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUT THE ORDER FORM
YOURSELF -- I PROMISE NOT--
I PROMISE NOT EVEN TO TOUCH THE PARCEL WHEN IT ARRIVES.
OH, MAGAZINES.
OH, AND I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON THE LODGE
TO MAKE PROMPT PAYMENT, CAN'T I?
MEN, REALLY.
SUCH CHILDREN.
SECRET SOCIETIES INDEED.
AS IF ANYONE CARED WHAT THEY DO IN THEIR SILLY LODGE.
NOW, MURIEL, ABOUT THE ROYAL ORDER
OF THE DAUGHTERS OF THE DOMINION.
DON'T MIND IF WE PIN THIS
UP ON YOUR BULLETIN BOARD, DO YOU?
OF COURSE NOT, HETTY.
IT'S ABOUT OUR NEXT REGULAR MEETING.
OH, YES.
WE'RE LAUNCHING OUR ANNUAL FUNDRAISING DRIVE.
WE'LL BE SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS ON
A QUILT FOR THE ORPHAN HOME.
RAFFLE?
GREAT GALLOPING GHOSTS -- DO YOU FEMALES NOT
KNOW IT'S ALWAYS THIS TIME OF
YEAR THE LODGE HOLDS A RAFFLE FOR THE ORPHANS, ON A TURKEY?
TURKEY?
BUT YOU CAN'T.
THERE ARE JUST SO MANY DRAWS ONE CAN MAKE ON THE CHARITABLE
PURSE OF AVONLEA.
YES, WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON OUR QUILT ALL FALL.
WE'VE BEEN FATTENING UP OUR TURKEY FOR A YEAR,
AND WE'RE ALREADY SELLING TICKETS.
WHO THE BLITHERING BLUE BLAZES NEEDS ANOTHER QUILT?
WHO NEEDS YOUR TOUGH OLD BIRD?
IF I WAS THE R.O.D.D.,
I WOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT OLD BIRDS.
OH, MR.--
NOW, JUST, JUST IGNORE HIM, OLIVIA, IGNORE HIM.
MARK MY WORDS, GURNEY MACDONALD.
WE'LL RAFFLE OUR QUILT ALL RIGHT,
AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT YOUR OLD TURKEY.
COME.
ALONG WITH A GOOD HELPING OF CROW.
THANK YOU, MURIEL.
COME ON.
[ WHISTLING ]
THAT'S QUITE A JOB TO TAKE ON THIS TIME OF NIGHT.
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, AND I THOUGHT I MIGHT AS WELL
DO IT WHILE THERE'S NO ONE UNDERFOOT.
ARE YOU GOING TO GO OUT AND LEAVE ME ALL ALONE IN THE HOUSE?
FIRST WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH -- MY LODGE MEETING.
OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.
WELL, HAVE A NICE MEETING.
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, WOMAN?
YOU'RE DANCING OUT OF YOUR SKIN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER, ALEC.
I'M JUST ALL ALONE HERE IN THIS BIG EMPTY HOUSE,
AND THE CHILDREN AWAY.
YOU MISS YOUR NESTLINGS.
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU ENJOY THE FIRST
PRIVATE TIME THAT YOU'VE HAD IN YEARS?
YOU COULD READ A BOOK.
YOU CAN HAVE A NICE LONG BATH.
AND I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS.
[ KNOCKING THREE TIMES ]
[ KNOCKING TWICE ]
[ KNOCKING ONCE ]
FOOT FIRM AND FAITH FAST...
...STAND STILL TILL STORM PAST.
"LADIES, TAKE YOUR PLACE IN A WORLD OF USEFULNESS."
"EARN EXTRA MONEY"
"EMPLOYING HOUSEHOLD SKILLS YOU ALREADY POSSESS."
"WRITE ACME HOME INDUSTRIES."
YES.
YES, I WILL.
SO THEN EAGAN FRANE GAVE US AN EXTENSIVE TALK ON THE WEATHER
AND HOW WE COULD EXPECT HEAVY SNOW BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
THE EXALTED KEEPER OF THE TREASURY PASSED OUT TICKETS
FOR THE ORPHANS' TURKEY DRAW.
AND, UH, THEN THE GRAND POTENTATE
DECLARED BUSINESS FINISHED.
WE SANG GOD SAVE THE KING.
THEN THERE WAS A SING-ALONG,
SOME CIGAR SMOKING, AND THEN WE WENT HOME.
WELL, FELLAS, ANY OTHER BUSINESS?
UH, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE.
AHEM, I'D JUST LIKE TO ADD THAT THE FORAGING RACCOONS
AND SQUIRRELS INDICATES A HEAVY DOSE
OF SNOW RIGHT THROUGH JANUARY AND ON INTO MARCH.
NO, NO, THAT'LL MAKE THE MUDDING REALLY BACKBREAKING.
COULD MAKE FOR SOME TOPNOTCH CATCHES
IN THE FUR TRADE.
THANK YOU, BROTHER EAGAN.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
WELL, WE MAY AS WELL HAVE THE KING THEN
AND GET TO THE SING-ALONG.
IF I MAY, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE.
AS KEEPER OF THE TREASURY,
I FEEL IT PRUDENT AT THIS TIME TO REMIND
THE MEMBERS THAT WITH THE R.O.D.D.
COMPETING FOR OUR DWINDLING CHARITY DOLLAR,
WE NEED EVERY ABLE-BODIED BROTHER
OUT THERE FLOGGING TICKETS ON THIS TURKEY.
AND, AT THIS TIME,
I'D LIKE TO RAISE THE POSSIBILITY
OF RECRUITING ADDITIONAL MEMBERS
IF ANYONE CAN THINK OF A WORTHY CANDIDATE.
WELL, LADS, CAN WE THINK OF ANYONE?
WHAT ABOUT FELIX KING?
FELIX? WELL, HE'S BIT YOUNG, ISN'T HE?
WELL, HE MUST BE NEARLY 16. THAT'S OLD ENOUGH.
WELL, QUITE HONESTLY,
HE'S NEVER EXPRESSED ANY INTEREST IN THE LODGE.
BROTHER ALEC, THE BOY'S A KING.
AND THERE HASN'T BEEN A KING MALE
LEFT OUT OF THE LODGE IN ALL ITS YEARS.
WELL, I CAN TALK TO HIM.
WELL, GOOD.
THAT'S IT THEN, LADS.
ALL RISE FOR THE KING.
♪ GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING ♪
♪ LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING ♪
♪ GOD SAVE OUR KING ♪
I AM SO EXCITED
ABOUT THE ACME HOME INDUSTRIES, HETTY.
I'VE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN MY LIFE OUTSIDE THE FARM,
BUT, WELL, THE ACME PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO CARE.
I WROTE THAT I SEW AND BAKE; IF THEY COULD SET
ME UP IN SOMETHING I CAN DO IN MY FREE HOURS,
IT'LL BE SOMETHING FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT.
DO YOU THINK I'M MAD TO CONSIDER IT?
I MEAN, THERE ARE LOTS OF USEFUL THINGS
I CAN FIND TO DO AROUND THE FARM.
UNTIL NOW I'VE BEEN HAPPY DOING THAT.
NO, NO, NO.
GOOD FOR YOU, JANET.
IT, IT, IT DOES.
IT FEELS GOOD TO BE USEFUL.
OF COURSE, IT FEELS EVEN BETTER MAKING MONEY.
[ WOMEN LAUGHING ]
WHAT DOES ALEC THINK ABOUT IT?
TO TELL THE TRUTH, FOR SOME REASON,
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT.
I'M AFRAID HE WON'T APPROVE.
ALEC'S ALWAYS BEEN SUPPORTIVE OF MY BUSINESS VENTURES AND--
AND OF MINE, TOO.
OLIVIA'S TOO.
YES, WELL, I THINK IT'LL BE DIFFERENT WITH ME.
I'M AFRAID HE WON'T THINK ME CAPABLE.
OH, NOW, NOW, JANET.
SPEAK TO THY FEARS, WOMAN, AND THEN GENERALLY, YOU KNOW,
THEY GO AWAY, DON'T THEY?
RIGHT. YOU'VE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
NO, NOTHING.
OH, ALEC WILL GET BEHIND YOU AS SURE AS RAIN
IN SPRING.
AH, I HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH OF YOU AROUND LATELY.
I PICKED UP SOME EXTRA SHIFTS
AT THE HOTEL.
WELL, DILIGENCE IS A GOOD THING, SON,
BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND TIME FOR--
IN THE BOX.
THERE, THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD FIND TIME FOR SOME OTHER THINGS
IN YOUR LIFE BESIDES WORK.
LIKE?
WELL, A YOUNG MAN YOUR AGE SHOULD GIVE SOME THOUGHT
TO COMMUNITY SERVICE, FELLOWSHIP.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ADVERTISEMENT?
"INDUSTRIOUS ENTREPRENEURS."
"EARN EXTRA MONEY IN YOUR FREE HOURS."
FREE HOURS?
FELIX, YOU CAN'T BE THINKING OF TAKING ON MORE WORK.
REALLY, THIS IS BECOMING A COMPULSION.
IT'S NOT THE WORK I LIKE.
IT'S THE MONEY.
WELL, DON'T GET INVOLVED IN SOME
GET-RICH SCHEME ADVERTISED IN A MAGAZINE, REALLY.
WHY NOT?
JANET.
COME ON, TELL HIM.
TELL HIM WHAT?
THAT THESE ARE ALL
JUST SHAMS FOR UNSUSPECTING DUPES.
AND THEY APPEAL TO THE WORST INSTINCTS IN PEOPLE.
NOBODY EVER MADE A DIME
OUT OF THESE ENTERPRISES, EXCEPT THE
CHARLATANS WHO FOIST THEM ON THE PUBLIC.
REALLY?
OH, YES.
WELL, I MEAN, YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN ADVERTISEMENTS.
JUST REMEMBER THE WORDS OF P.T. BARNUM.
"THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE," HUH?
DANIEL AND ELIZA, OH!
OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN,
JIGGEDY-JIG.
OH, OH!
MRS. KING?
I GOT SOME PARCELS FOR YOU.
OH, ME? I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING.
ONE ACME HOME INDUSTRIES
SEWING WHIZ.
25 POUNDS OF PRECUT LEATHER,
AND 200 UNFINISHED BASEBALLS.
BASEBALLS?
THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS, MA'AM, BASEBALLS.
BASEBALLS.
YES, OUR CARRIAGE SHOULD
BE HERE IN JUST A MOMENT.
HA, HA, WELL, OF COURSE I SEW.
BUT NOW THAT I SEE THE ACME HOME INDUSTRIES SEWING WHIZ...
MR. HYMUS, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME, I'D JUST AS SOON REPACKAGE IT
ALL AND RETURN IT TO CHARLOTTETOWN.
CERTAINLY, CERTAINLY, YOU MAY RETURN THE SEWING WHIZ.
SO MY ADVERTISEMENT SAYS.
AND HEATH HYMUS IS A MAN OF HIS WORD.
BUT IF YOU READ THE PRINT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE APPLICATION
WHICH BEARS YOUR SIGNATURE,
YOU WILL KNOW, OF COURSE, THAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR ALL SHIPPING COSTS
PLUS A RESTOCKING FEE.
AND OF COURSE, ACME HOME INDUSTRY CANNOT TAKE BACK
ANY UNFINISHED GOODS, SO WE WILL BE BILLING YOU FOR 200 BASEBALLS
AND THE HIDES.
I HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM?
WELL, WHAT ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH 200 UNFINISHED BASEBALLS?
SEW THE HIDES ON THEM, HMM?
BYE-BYE.
[ RECEIVER CLICKING ]
OH!
WHAT NOW?
WELL, I GUESS I SEW BASEBALLS...
PORTER.
...AND HOPE TO HEAVEN YOUR FATHER DOESN'T FIND OUT.
WELL, I'D BETTER BE OFF.
I'M GOING TO THAT FARM AUCTION IN CARMODY.
DO YOU WANT TO COME ALONG?
I'D BEST STAY HOME,
FINISH UP MY SEWING.
WELL, I'LL SWING BY GURNEY MACDONALD'S.
WE CAN SHARE THE RIDE.
WILL YOU BE GONE ALL DAY?
MOST LIKELY. SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT.
BYE, DEAR.
FINE WEATHER FOR A BICYCLE, FELIX.
YEAH, WELL, THE CHAIN'S BROKEN.
HA, HA, HA, WELL, JUST THROW HER ON THE BACK THERE, THEN.
BUT BE CAREFUL OF MR. MACDONALD'S NEW HOGS.
WELL, IT SURE BEATS WALKING.
THERE WE GO.
SO, FELIX, ARE YOU GOING TO
JOIN US AS A LODGE BROTHER?
PARDON?
THE LOYAL ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS
OF PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND.
YES, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A
CHANCE TO MENTION THE SUBJECT,
BUT THERE JUST HASN'T BEEN ONE.
YOU DO WANT TO JOIN US AS
A LODGE BROTHER, DON'T YOU, FELIX?
I DON'T KNOW.
I SUPPOSE.
THE LODGE IS A RIGHT AND HONOURABLE INSTITUTION.
THE KNIGHTS OF THE ISLAND MEANS MANY THINGS.
IT'S FELLOWSHIP.
IT'S PATRIOTISM, IT'S DOING FOR
OTHERS LESS FORTUNATE IN THE COMMUNITY.
IT'S YOUR ENTRANCE INTO MANHOOD.
MANHOOD?
MY FATHER BELONGED TO THE KNIGHTS, FELIX,
AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM.
WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE LODGE INVOLVE?
OH, WHAT EXACTLY YOU CANNOT KNOW UNTIL YOU ARE INDOCTRINATED
INTO OUR MOST SECRET OF CEREMONIES.
YOU MUST SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO
UPHOLD THE SANCTITY OF THE LODGE,
TO LEARN OUR PASSWORDS, OUR SIGNALS AND OUR SIGNS,
NEVER TO BE FORGOT UPON PENALTY OF EXPULSION.
IT'S AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY
NOT TO BE ENTERED LIGHTLY.
I SEE.
WELL, WHY NOT?
OH.
HEH, HEH, HEH.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
[ SCREAMING ]
OH!
IT'S AS IF THIS EQUIPMENT
IS DESIGNED TO FAIL.
I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH
A FLIMSY CONTRAPTION.
I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
HOW MANY HAVE I GOT SO FAR?
WELL, AT A PENNY A BALL,
YOU'RE 15 CENTS RICHER.
YES, WELL, I JUST HAVE TO TRY HARDER TOMORROW.
AND IN THE MEANTIME, I'D BETTER GET THIS ALL PUT AWAY
BEFORE ALEC GETS BACK.
I'M A REASONABLY HANDY PERSON, AUNT ELIZA.
I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.
AT THIS RATE...
AT THIS RATE, IT'S GOING TO TAKE YOU TWO MONTHS.
HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP ALEC AWAY FROM THE HOUSE?
I'LL JUST HAVE TO TELL HIM, WON'T I?
I'LL FIND A WAY.
[ THUMPING ]
ALEC, WHAT IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN IS THAT?
I'M GOING DOWN TO FIND OUT.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
SHH.
ALEC, IT'S COMING FROM THE KITCHEN.
DIGGER!
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU CHEWING ON?
MY BASEBALLS.
OF ALL THE HARE-BRAINED NOTIONS,
GETTING CAUGHT UP IN A FLIMFLAM OF THIS SORT.
WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME?
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW BECAUSE I
KNEW YOU'D CARRY ON LIKE THIS.
I'D CARRY ON?
AND WHO WAS IT WHO SIGNED A CONTRACT
OBLIGATING THEMSELVES TO PAY...
HOW MUCH IS IT?
I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE.
THERE ARE THE SHIPPING FEES AND RESTOCKING CHARGES,
AND OF COURSE, THERE'S THE COST OF THE MATERIALS.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE TO CONTACT THE ACME HOME INDUSTRIES.
AND I USED TO WONDER WHERE FELIX GOT IT -- FROM THE WARD SIDE.
WHAT A LULU OF AN IDEA.
WELL, NEVER MIND.
I'LL CONTACT YOUR MR. HYMUS AT ACME AND GET AN EXACT FIGURE.
THEN I CAN GET A BANK DRAFT, AND IT'LL ALL BE DONE.
STOP THIS BUGGY!
YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT, AREN'T YOU, ALEC?
YOU NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE, DO YOU?
AT LEAST, NOT ONE YOU'D EVER ADMIT TO.
JANET, WHAT HAS POSSESSED YOU NOW?
I MADE A MISTAKE.
I'M SO SORRY.
WE WARDS ARE MERE MORTALS, UNLIKE YOU KINGS.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS JAM.
OH, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'LL GET MYSELF OUT.
I MADE THIS JAM, AND I'LL LIE IN IT.
I'M NOT SURE IF I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY.
WHAT DID YOU SAY HAPPENED?
THE DOG ATE THEM.
MR. HYMUS? ARE YOU STILL THERE?
[ HYMUS ]: I'M STILL HERE.
I WILL PAY YOU BACK.
I JUST NEED TIME.
I DO HAVE MY EGG MONEY.
MADAM, YOUR CHICKENS HAD BETTER LAY GOLDEN EGGS.
YOU OWE US NEARLY $48.
WELL, I JUST HAVE TO SAY
THAT I DON'T THINK IT WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT.
THAT SEWING WHIZ IS RATHER, WELL, FLIMSY.
MADAM, WE HAVE HAD HUNDREDS OF SATISFIED SEWERS.
YES, PERHAPS WE...
COULD WE WORK OUT TERMS?
TERMS?
PLEASE, PLEASE, DO CALL ME HEATH.
OH, MRS. KING, I FEEL THAT I KNOW YOU.
MAY I CALL YOU...JANET?
OH, I...SUPPOSE SO.
WELL, JANET, I CAN OFFER YOU SOMETHING BETTER THAN TIME.
I CAN OFFER YOU AN OPPORTUNITY.
OH, NOW, ACCORDING TO MR. HYMUS, IF I CAN JUST SELL THESE THREE
CASES OF ACME BRITE WHITE BLUING,
WELL, I CAN COVER ALL MY EXPENSES
AND MAYBE KEEP A FEW DOLLARS EXTRA.
HOW IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU
GOING TO GET RID OF THIS MUCH SOAP?
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH
LAUNDRY IN ALL OF AVONLEA.
ACCORDING TO MR. HYMUS, ACME BRITE WHITE GETS LAUNDRY
SO SPARKLING, IT PRACTICALLY SELLS ITSELF.
ACCORDING TO MR. HYMUS.
♪
[ HOOTING ]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
MR. TREMAYNE AND MR. MACDONALD
HAVE AGREED TO SPONSOR YOU
INTO THE ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS
OF P.E. ISLAND.
BUT SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO, SON.
SO LADS, HOW GOES YOUR TURKEY TICKETS?
NOT VERY WELL, I'M AFRAID.
THOSE DRATTED DAUGHTERS OF THE DOMINION HAVE
SO CUT INTO OUR BUSINESS, OUR ONLY CONSOLATION IS
THEIR BLASTED QUILT TICKETS ARE SELLING NO BETTER.
I'VE ARRANGED FOR THE USE OF A DINING ROOM
AT THE WHITE SANDS FOR YOUNG FELIX'S INITIATION.
WE CAN SEAL OFF THE ROOM FROM THE PRYING EYES
OF THE PUBLIC SO THAT OUR MOST SECRET OF SECRET CEREMONIES
CAN REMAIN WELL HID.
THAT WAY WE CAN RETAIN THE SOLEMNITY OF THE INVESTITURE
AND GET A NICE WEE BIT OF TRIFLE AFTERWARD.
I'VE BOOKED THE ROOM FOR TUESDAY NEXT.
SO, FELIX, ARE YOU PREPARED TO ENTER INTO THE PROUD RANKS
OF THE ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE ISLAND
AND JOIN US AS A MAN AMONG MEN?
WELL, YES, I SUPPOSE SO.
I WAS JUST WONDERING,
WHAT IS IT THAT THE ORDER OF
THE KNIGHTS OF P.E. ISLAND DO, EXACTLY?
WELL, UH, WE, UH,
...DISCUSS MATTERS
OF MUTUAL INTEREST.
OH, LIKE POLITICS?
CROPS.
THE WEATHER. THE WEATHER.
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHAT WE DISCUSS, FELIX.
IT'S A MATTER OF FELLOWSHIP.
WE'RE MAINLY FARMERS, AND, WELL, WE'RE AT THE MERCY
OF THE ELEMENTS, AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW THAT
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME BOAT,
WHO CAN LEND A HAND WHEN IT'S NEEDED.
BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A SECRET?
WELL, BECAUSE...
BECAUSE...
IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN. AND IT'S FUN.
NOW, LADIES, IF I COULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
OLIVIA.
I WOULD LIKE TO DEMONSTRATE HOW ACME BRITE WHITE'S
PATENTED AGENTS WORK SO EFFECTIVELY,
THEY MAKE OLD CLOTH LOOK LIKE NEW.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
GRACIOUS.
AND THIS WAS ACHIEVED AFTER ONLY ONE WASHING.
NO!
NOT ONLY DOES ACME WHITE BRITE MAKE YOUR DAINTIES GLEAM,
BUT IT MAKES THEM SOFT AS GOOSE DOWN.
THE MORE YOU ADD, THE SOFTER THEY GET.
JUST FEEL AND COMPARE.
AMAZING!
50 CENTS.
AND I CAN ASSURE YOU, SIMON, THE SAME WONDERS CAN BE WORKED
ON YOUR BED AND TABLE LINENS, AS WELL AS YOUR HOTEL UNIFORMS.
AND, OF COURSE, BUYING IN VOLUME,
THERE WOULD BE A SUBSTANTIAL DISCOUNT.
AH, MRS. KING,
HAVE YOU SUFFICIENT STOCK
TO ADVANCE ME A CASE?
YOO-HOO, OLIVIA!
HELLO.
OH, HELLO, JANET.
AS ORDERED: ONE BOTTLE OF SUPERIOR BRITE WHITE BLUING.
WELL, GOOD TIMING.
I'M JUST ABOUT TO DO SOME WHITES.
AH.
NOW, NOW, NOW, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT KETTLE.
ALL RIGHT -- SAY, HAVE YOU HEARD
WHAT'S BEEN GOING AROUND ABOUT PRINCE GEORGE?
THE PRINCE OF WALES?
YES, ELEANOR McHUGH'S NIECE HAS WRITTEN HER FROM ONTARIO,
AND SHE SAYS THAT RUMOURS ARE JUST FLYING THERE
THAT THE PRINCE IS GOING TO COME TO CANADA
TO OPEN THE ROYAL WINTER FAIR IN TORONTO.
OH, HOW EXCITING.
WOULDN'T IT BE GRAND TO GO DOWN AND SEE HIM?
WELL, HETTY IS JUST BESIDE HERSELF.
WHY? SHE'S NOT GOING, IS SHE?
NO, BUT SHE REASONS THAT THE PRINCE HAS TO SAIL
RIGHT PAST P.E. ISLAND, AND HE MIGHT JUST DROP IN.
WELL, WE BETTER GET
AVONLEA A-SPARKLING.
AND AREN'T WE ALL GLAD WE'VE GOT OUR POWERFUL BRITE WHITE BLUING.
WE CERTAINLY ARE.
[ COUGHING ]
WHEW! WELL, IT CERTAINLY SMELLS POWERFUL.
IT SAYS HERE IT'S HEAT-ACTIVATED.
THERE WE GO. JUST DROP THEM IN.
JUST DROP THEM IN, AND I'LL AGITATE A LITTLE.
HMM, FEELS LIKE IT'S WORKING.
[ EVERYONE CHATTING ]
LADIES, CARE FOR A LITTLE MORE TEA?
I TOLD YOU PLAINLY NOT TO PESTER ME AT MY PLACE OF WORK.
CAN I PLEASE STAY A WEE WHILE?
I JUST WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT THEM PRINCESSES
AND HIS HIGHNESS AND THAT.
WELL, STAY PUT.
BUT FOR PETE'S SAKE, DON'T MAKE A PEEP OR A WHIMPER.
RIGHT THIS WAY, MRS. KING.
OH, MRS. KING!
I ONLY WANTED TO TELL YOU, MRS. KING,
HOW AGOG WE ARE ABOUT YOUR BLUING.
WE'VE ALL LAUNDERED WITH IT.
I'VE INSTRUCTED MY GIRL TO USE IT,
AND SHE'S GOT ALL MY THINGS
LOVELY AND FRESH.
WE ALL KNOW YOU'VE GOT A HIRED GIRL, ELEANOR McHUGH.
I ONLY WANTED TO SAY, MRS. KING,
THAT THANKS TO YOUR BLUING, MY DAINTIES LOOK LIKE NEW.
WHAT AN ENDORSEMENT THAT IS.
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
MY LITTLE GIRL IS SOME EXCITED ABOUT MEETING ROYALTY.
SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HIS HIGHNESS
AND KEEPS PRACTISING HER CURTSY AND BEING ALL GRAND AND THAT.
SO, DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE TRUE?
WHAT?
ABOUT THE PRINCE COMING?
IF IT EVER HAPPENED, I'D THINK I'D FALL DOWN DEAD.
BY THE LOOKS OF IT, MOLLY LESTER,
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN STRUCK
BY SOME STRANGE MALADY.
IT'S THIS COLLAR.
IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE TODAY,
NEVER BOTHERED ME BEFORE.
BUT WITH THE ROOM GETTING WARMER...
OH, MY GOLLY!
OLIVIA, PSST.
HMM? OH, YES.
LADIES!
ATTENTION, LADIES, PLEASE.
ATTENTION, THE FLAG.
NOW...
WITH YOUR KIND PERMISSION, I SHOULD LIKE TO BEGIN...
BY REMINDING ALL PRESENT
OF OUR TREASURED
CONNECTION TO THE CROWN OF ENGLAND,
FOR IT IS AS
BRITISH SUBJECTS THAT WE CONTINUE TO ENJOY
THE CARE AND THE PROTECTION
OF FAIR BRITANIA'S...
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
OH, HETTY, THESE CLOTHES ARE DRIVING ME MAD!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY...
EXCEPT...JANET KING'S
BLUING!
LADIES, LADIES!
THERE'S SOMETHING DEFECTIVE WITH YOUR BLUING.
I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE RASH.
MRS. KING, WE HAVE NEVER HAD
A SINGLE COMPLAINT ABOUT OUR BLUING.
YOU INSULT ME.
AND AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED, YOU OWE ME FOR THREE CASES
PLUS THE $48 STILL OUTSTANDING.
IT GAVE ALL OF US HIVES.
EVERYONE WANTS THEIR MONEY BACK, AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
I DON'T BLAME THEM A BIT.
BECKY, LEAVE THAT ALONE.
OH! OH!
[ HYMUS ]: MRS. KING, YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO SEND ME MY MONEY,
OR AS SURE AS LITTLE GREEN APPLES...
HEATH HYMUS WILL BE ON NEXT TUESDAY'S TRAIN TO AVONLEA.
HIS HIGHNESS!
HIS HIGHNESS IS TAKING THE TUESDAY TRAIN TO AVONLEA.
THE PRINCE IS COMING? TO AVONLEA?
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, HONEST TO PETE.
SHE HEARD IT.
NOT EAVESDROPPING -- MIND YOU, QUITE ACCIDENTAL --
OVER THE TELEPHONE.
A MAN SAID IT.
HIS HIGHNESS WILL BE ON THE TUESDAY TRAIN.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
HIS HIGHNESS UNANNOUNCED?
WITH NO ONE TO GREET HIM?
NO ONE OF, WELL, REFINEMENT TO EXTEND AN OFFICIAL WELCOME?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
BUT, HETTY, WHAT IF HE REALLY IS COMING?
AND WE'RE NOT READY?
NO, NO, NO, I ASSURE YOU
IF THE PRINCE WERE COMING ON TUESDAY, SOMEONE WOULD KNOW.
IF NOT THE ROYAL ORDER OF THE DAUGHTERS
OF THE DOMINION, THEN WHO, I ASK YOU?
PRECISELY.
SOMEONE WOULD HAVE PLANS AFOOT, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE PLANS
OF THAT SCALE AFOOT IN AVONLEA WITHOUT ALL OF AVONLEA KNOWING.
EXACTLY.
SOMEONE WOULD BE HOLDING A RECEPTION.
THAT'S ONLY REASONABLE.
YOU COULDN'T KEEP THAT HUSH-HUSH.
THEY'D HAVE TO BOOK THE RECEPTION AT A HOTEL,
AND, UH, WELL, IT WOULD BE THIS HOTEL, SO...
SOMEBODY HAS BOOKED
THE WHITE SANDS FOR NEXT TUESDAY.
AND IT IS VERY HUSH-HUSH.
WHO?
THE LOYAL ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS
OF P.E. ISLAND.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
THOSE FOOLS MAY USURP OUR RIGHT TO RAFFLE FOR THE ORPHANS.
THEY MAY EVEN DEPRIVE US OF OUR REVENUE FOR THE QUILT,
BUT NEVER, I REPEAT, NEVER SHALL
WE DAUGHTERS OF THE DOMINION BE DENIED OUR ROYAL FAMILY, HMM?
THANK YOU, MOLLY, BECKY.
COME.
THE PRINCE? ARE YOU MAD?
GO ON.
CONFIRM OR DENY.
IS THE ORDER OF THE KNIGHTS OF P.E. ISLAND HAVING
A BANQUET HERE ON TUESDAY NIGHT?
YES OR NO?
I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY.
AHA, SO YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.
IN CAHOOTS WITH THAT BUNCH, ARE YOU?
THE KNIGHTS OF P.E. ISLAND
ARE HAVING AN EXTRAORDINARY GUEST AT THE BANQUET.
YES OR NO?
I'LL NOT REVEAL THAT INFORMATION.
IT GOES AGAINST MY PLEDGE AS A LODGE BROTHER,
AND AS A HOTEL PROPRIETOR.
HA, HA, HA.
HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. EVER SEE A GUILTIER LOOK?
WELL, OLIVIA,
IT'LL BE A FROSTY FRIDAY
BEFORE ANYONE GETS ROYALTY PAST HETTY KING.
COME ON.
THANK YOU.
♪ LONG TO REIGN ♪
♪ OVER US ♪
♪ GOD SAVE THE KING ♪
LADIES, I DO THINK IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT WE,
THE DAUGHTERS OF THE DOMINION, BE THOROUGHLY, THOROUGHLY
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROTOCOL OF RECEPTION.
LET ME DEMONSTRATE.
MILLIE, YOU BE KING.
NOW, UPON BEING PRESENTED TO A ROYAL PERSONAGE,
ONE CURTSIES, SO, EXTENDING A GLOVED HAND --
SO -- AND THEN ONE
DROPS ONE'S HEAD SO AND UTTERS
QUITE CLEARLY, "YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS."
THERE.
NOW, LET'S ALL TRY IT.
YOU FIRST, ELEANOR McHUGH, IF YOU WILL.
YES, OF COURSE.
LORDS AND LADIES, MRS. ELEANOR McHUGH OF CARMODY.
I AM DETERMINED TO WORK OFF MY DEBT TO ACME.
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
I'M SORRY, JANET.
THIS ARRIVED FOR YOU.
THE ACME HOME INDUSTRIES ICING WHIZ.
I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF ICING IN THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
HOW CAN MR. HYMUS KEEP DOING THIS TO ME?
JANET, YOU'RE BEING BAMBOOZLED BY THIS HYMUS FELLOW.
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU, LETTING SOMEONE ABUSE YOUR GOOD NATURE.
I KNOW.
OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME?
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE PEOPLE GOING TO THINK?
JANET, NO ONE THINKS BADLY OF YOU.
NO ONE.
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
A CUP OF TEA?
OH, THANK YOU, MURIEL.
YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN WORK TO DO.
OH, PIFFLE. YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING FOR OTHERS.
LET SOMEONE FUSS OVER YOU FOR A CHANGE.
AS FOR YOUR MR. HYMUS, WRITE HIM A LETTER.
LET HIM HAVE A RIGHT PIECE OF YOUR MIND.
TELL HIM THAT HE'LL GET HIS MONEY
WHEN YOU HAVE IT AND NOT BEFORE.
BUT HE'S THREATENING TO COME TO AVONLEA.
COME ALL THIS WAY FOR A FEW MEASLEY DOLLARS?
OH, NO, JANET, YOU CALL HIS BLUFF.
TELL HIM TO GO BLOW OFF STEAM AT SOMEBODY ELSE.
[ LAUGHING ]
ALL RIGHT THEN, I WILL.
GOOD FOR YOU.
OH, HE WON'T GET A BLESSED NICKEL FROM ME
UNTIL I'M GOOD AND READY.
AND MURIEL, I'M GOING TO CALL HIM NOW AND TELL HIM.
JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, WHERE CAN I GET A TAXI?
TAXI, IN AVONLEA? AIN'T NONE.
THEY PAY ME TO MEET GUESTS OF
THE WHITE SANDS HOTEL.
I CAN TAKE YOU THERE.
FOOT FIRM AND FAITH FAST.
STAND STILL TILL STORM PASSED.
OH, HO, COME ABOARD.
♪
WELL, ARE YOU READY TO COME DOWNSTAIRS?
I THINK SO.
SON, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
YOU KNOW, THE DAY I JOINED THE LODGE,
MY FATHER TRIED TO TELL ME SOMETHING, BUT WORDS FAILED HIM.
SOMETHING ABOUT HOW I WAS SOON BECOMING A MAN.
I REMEMBER THINKING, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE CRAZY FOOL?
CAN'T HE SEE I'M A MAN ALREADY?
WELL, IT'S TAKEN ME ALL THESE YEARS, UNTIL THIS MOMENT,
TO REALIZE WHAT HE WAS FUMBLING TO SAY.
I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS ANY BETTER, FELIX,
OTHER THAN TO SAY THAT IT IS
SOMETHING TRULY WONDERFUL
AND YET SOMEHOW FRIGHTENING TO SEE YOUR CHILD GROWN UP
AND REALIZE THAT YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN NOW.
YOU'LL NEVER BE MY LITTLE BOY AGAIN.
YEAH.
[ MURMURING ]
WE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THE LODGE BRETHREN.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THE PRINCE?
HE'S NOT IN THERE.
PERHAPS WE COULD PRESENT
OURSELVES BEFORE HE COMES DOWN.
EXCELLENT IDEA, ELEANOR.
BEAT THE LODGE TO THE PUNCH, SO TO SPEAK.
MAKE A DIGNIFIED FIRST IMPRESSION.
BUT WHICH ROOM, I WONDER?
THERE ISN'T REALLY A ROYAL SUITE, YOU KNOW.
I WONDER IF YOU CAN TELL US WHICH ROOM HIS HIGHNESS IS IN?
WHO?
HIS HIGHNESS.
OH, HEATH HYMUS?
WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE DEFECT OF SPEECH.
OH, HETTY! HETTY!
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE CAKE?
OH, THE CAKE.
WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SERVE...
HE SAYS YOU'RE TO GO STRAIGHT UP, LADIES.
ROOM 18.
PUT IT ANYWHERE.
I, FELIX KING, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO OBEY THE LAWS OF THE ORDER
OF THE KNIGHTS OF P.E. ISLAND;
TO UPHOLD AND DEFEND THE HONOUR
AND DIGNITY OF HIS MAJESTY, THE KING,
AND ABOVE ALL ELSE, BE A GOOD NEIGHBOUR AND CITIZEN.
WHAT IN SAM HILL DO YOU WANT?
GOOD EVENING.
WE HAVE COME TO SEE HIS HIGHNESS.
I'M HEATH HYMUS.
SIR, WE ARE NOT COMMON FOOLS.
WHAT KIND OF FOOLS ARE YOU?
WE ARE DAUGHTERS OF THE DOMINION.
EMPRESS OF INDIA CHAPTER.
WE HAVE SEEN THE ROYAL FAMILY -- IN PICTURES.
I HAVE A CAKE PLATE OF THE CORONATION
WITH THE WHOLE WORKS OF THEM ON IT.
I DON'T KNOW YOUR GAME, SIR,
BUT YOU ARE NO MORE PRINCE GEORGE
THAN I AM.
AN IMPOSTOR, I'LL WAGER.
NO, SIR, YOU ARE NOT HIS HIGHNESS.
HIS HIGHNESS?
I'M HEATH HY--
I'M HEATH HYMUS.
OH...
MR. HYMUS, OF COURSE.
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO AVONLEA?
BUSINESS?
I'M HERE IN AVONLEA FOR ONE PURPOSE ONLY,
AND THAT IS TO LAY MY HANDS
ON JANET KING.
IS THAT HER?
WHAT, JANET?
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!
GET OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN.
JANET KING!
STOP, WOMAN!
YOU TRIED TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF THE WRONG MAN, JANET KING.
I HAVE A SIGNED CONTRACT.
OH, YES, WELL, I HAVE SHODDY MERCHANDISE.
YOU TRIED TO DECEIVE ME,
AND HEAVEN KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER UNSUSPECTING FEMALES.
YOU, YOU WOULDN'T TAKE BACK MY BASEBALLS.
BASEBALLS? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
YOU SENT ME DREADFUL DETERGENT.
THAT BLUING IS A PUBLIC MENACE.
CAD.
I SPENT TWO DAYS IN A BATH OF SALTS.
ACME HOME INDUSTRIES
IS A SHAM THAT SHILLS UNSUSPECTING DUPES.
WELL, JANET KING IS NO MAN'S DUPE.
I'M SORRY YOU CANNOT WRAP
YOUR TINY LITTLE HEAD AROUND LEGITIMATE BUSINESS,
BUT IN MY BOOKS, YOU, JANET KING,
ARE WORSE THAN A DUPE.
YOU ARE A WELSHER,
A CHEAT, AND VERY NEARLY A THIEF.
HOW DARE YOU.
DON'T YOU COME A STEP FURTHER.
YOU NEEDN'T WASTE GOOD CAKE.
HOLD ON, THE WOMAN YOU ARE INSULTING, SIR, IS MY WIFE.
ALEC, PLEASE.
MR. HYMUS, YOU ARE A SWINDLER.
AND, AND YOUR PRODUCTS ARE DEFECTIVE, AND YOU KNOW IT.
HA, HA, HA.
THIS WOMAN HAS ATTEMPTED TO SWINDLE ME, BROTHERS,
OUT OF IN EXCESS OF $50.
I CALL UPON YOUR SOLEMN OATHS
AS FELLOWS OF THE LOYAL ORDER
OF THE KNIGHTS OF PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND, TO STAND BEHIND ME.
[ MURMURING ]
FELLOWS, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE.
WHAT HAVE I JOINED HERE?
I SWORE TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOUR.
IS MY MOTHER NOT YOUR NEIGHBOUR?
LOOK HERE, GURNEY MACDONALD.
SURELY THIS LODGE ISN'T GOING TO SIDE WITH THIS MAN
OVER OUR JANET.
THIS MAN WEARS THE EMBLEMS OF A LODGE MEMBER,
BUT IT WOULD SHAME US ALL TO CALL HIM BROTHER.
WELL, I DEMAND JUSTICE BE DONE.
AND SO IT SHALL.
ON BEHALF OF THE ORDER,
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE UNBROTHERLY CONDUCT
OF OUR ERRANT PAST MEMBER.
YOU WOULD?
WELL, I SHOULD SAY SO.
HETTY KING, I WASN'T SPEAKING TO YOU OR THE R.O.D.D.
OH, FOR PITY'S SAKE. STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.
THERE'S BEEN ENOUGH SQUABBLING THIS EVENING.
FELIX WAS RIGHT.
WE ARE AFTER ALL NEIGHBOURS.
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME THAT THE R.O.D.D. AND THE KNIGHTS
OF PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND FOUND SOME WAY TO GET ALONG?
GENTLEMEN?
PLEASE, WON'T YOU JOIN US FOR CAKE?
YES, YES.
AND YOU TWO.
SHOW HOW BIG YOU CAN BE AND FIND SOME WAY TO GET ALONG.
WELL, MISS KING.
IT'S TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T FIND YOUR PRINCE.
BUT I MUST SAY, YOU LOOK EVERY INCH OF CINDERELLA.
THAT'S A LOVELY FROCK YOU HAVE THERE.
THANK YOU, GURNEY.
YOURS IS QUITE LOVELY, TOO.
SO, IT'S SETTLED?
YES, WE'LL OFFER OUR QUILT
SO THAT BOTH ORGANIZATIONS
CAN SELL TICKETS ON IT.
AND WE'LL DONATE THE TURKEY
DIRECTLY TO THE ORPHANS.
I SUPPOSE IT ONLY MAKES SENSE
THAT OUR ORGANIZATIONS WORK TOGETHER.
TRUE, I SUPPOSE WE DO BOTH SERVE THE SAME COMMUNITY.
TO AVONLEA.
TO THE KING.
THE KING!
♪ SHINE LITTLE GLOW WORM, GLIMMER ♪
ALEC, CAN THAT REALLY BE OUR SON?
THAT TALL,
GROWN-UP YOUNG MAN?
MY DEAR,
ARE YOU STILL WORRIED ABOUT HOW WE'RE GOING TO FILL IN
THE TIME IN OUR DOTAGE?
NO,
I DON'T THINK I AM.
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE INTO OUR FUTURE?
IT WOULD RUIN THE SURPRISE.
♪ ...ABOVE ♪