UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE --
SOME OF YOU LOOK AS THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE BEEN --
YOU KNOW THAT A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN
IS DUE TO OCCUR OVER AVONLEA ON SATURDAY.
AS A RESULT.. THE WEALTHY AND THE PRIVILEGED,
JOURNALISTS AND THE CREAM OF THE SCIENTIFIC WORLD,
ALL WILL BE UNDER OUR ROOF.
SO I WANT THIS HOTEL SPOTLESS.
I WANT UNIFORMS PRESSED, SHOES POLISHED,
AND I WANT OUR GUESTS TO HAVE A P.E.I. WELCOME
NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN.
I WANT OUR HOSPITALITY TO ECLIPSE THE ECLIPSE.
AND ABOVE ALL, REMEMBER, THE CUSTOMER ALWAYS COMES FIRST.
NOW, BACK TO IT.
OH, MR. TREMAYNE, CAN I, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
UH, SORRY, IT MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST TIME,
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOU, UH,
AT SOME POINT, ABOUT THE FUTURE.
THIS HOTEL WILL NOT HAVE A FUTURE,
FELIX KING, IF WE DON'T
ALL GET BACK TO WORK.
IF YOU'RE SPEAKING OF YOUR GOOD SELF,
YOU ARE QUITE RIGHT -- THIS ISN'T
THE BEST TIME FOR CAREER COUNSELLING.
I'll BE RIGHT THERE TO CONTINUE YOUR TRAINING.
I REALIZE THAT, SIR.
BUT AT TIMES PRECISELY SUCH AS THESE,
IT BECOMES CLEAR TO ME WHAT THE WHITE SANDS NEEDS.
OH?
WELL, IT'S JUST THAT, AT MY AGE, I SHOULD HAVE MY FUTURE IN LINE,
AND, IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING, SIR,
YOU NEED A GOOD ASSISTANT MANAGER.
NO, FELIX, THE JOB GETS DONE WHEN I DO IT.
AND IF IT DOESN'T, I ONLY HAVE MYSELF TO BLAME.
YOU HAVE MANY BRIDGES TO CROSS
BEFORE YOU'RE CAPABLE OF RUNNING A HOTEL.
DESPITE YOUR MANY FINE QUALITIES, MASTER KING,
THERE'S STILL ONE THING THAT YOU LACK.
NAME IT, SIR, AND I WILL GET IT.
EXPERIENCE.
YOU MUST BE SO SORRY TO MISS THE ECLIPSE, JANET.
HMM, ARE YOU READY, AUNT ELIZA?
YOU KNOW, JASPER SENT US
THE MOST AMAZING DEVICE FROM ENGLAND.
HE CALLS IT A PINHOLE PROJECTOR -- I HAVE
NO IDEA HOW HE THOUGHT IT UP.
HE'S A GENIUS.
HMM, WELL, ANYWAY, IT ALLOWS YOU TO SAFELY WATCH THE ECLIPSE.
ISN'T THAT THRILLING?
YES, WELL, YOU'D BETTER MAKE SURE THE DARN THING WORKS,
OR YOU'LL BLIND EVERY INHABITANT OF AVONLEA.
OF COURSE IT WILL WORK.
COUSIN JASPER INVENTED IT.
CECILY, WE'RE GOING.
MOTHER, I'M RIGHT HERE. I'M DREADING THIS.
HORRIBLE SOCIALS AND BOYS WITH SWEATY PALMS AND PIMPLES.
IT'S A SHAME JASPER'S AWAY IN ENGLAND.
THERE ARE SOME VERY IMPORTANT SCIENCE BIGWIGS COMING IN.
LIKE WHO?
IL PROFESSORE RIZELLI.
WHO?
ANTONIO GUISEPPE PIETRO RIZELLI.
THE EXPERT ON ECLIPSES --
SOLAR AND LUNAR, PARTIAL AND TOTAL.
HE'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST LIVING GENIUS.
HE'S COMING ALL THE WAY FROM ITALY.
WHAT A COUP IF I COULD TALK TO HIM,
BUT HE NEVER GIVES INTERVIEWS.
I ONCE SENT /L PROFESSORE A LOWLY ARTICLE
ON THE PRETERNATURAL BEHAVIOURAL
ASPECTS OF WHITE MICE DURING ELECTROMAGNETIC DISRUPTION.
HE RETURNED A POLITE NOTE, WHICH I HAVE SINCE FRAMED.
REALLY?
A HOTEL FULL OF STUFFED SHIRTS
AND HIGHBROWS -- I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THIS WEEK TO BE OVER.
I WANT THIS WEEK TO LAST FOREVER.
ARE YOU SICK?
ELBERT, I AM ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE UTOPIA.
MY FATHER LEFT YESTERDAY FOR HALIFAX.
MY MOTHER, DANIEL AND CECILY ARE LEAVING TODAY TO JOIN HIM,
AND THEY ARE DROPPING AUNT ELIZA OFF
IN CHARLOTTETOWN TO VISIT HER COUSIN.
NO PARENTS, NO AUNT, NO SISTER AND BROTHER.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, ELBERT.
I HAVE THE HOUSE TOTALLY TO MYSELF.
THIS WHOLE WEEK IS GOING TO BE ONE LONG
BACHELOR PARTY.
AUNT ELIZA, I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU,
BUT AREN'T YOU FINISHED YET -- YOU'VE BEEN DAWDLING ALL MORNING
AND WE'RE ALL STANDING OUT THERE WAITING FOR YOU.
INDEED.
WELL, DON'T YOU CARE?
OH, YES.
WELL, THEN GET YOUR THINGS AND LET'S GO, DEAR.
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T.
I'M NOT GOING.
PARDON?
I SAID I'M NOT GOING.
WE'RE ALMOST OUT THE DOOR.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING COUSIN WINIFRED.
IF YOU STOOD IN ONE SPOT ON THIS EARTH,
WAITING FOR A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN TO HAPPEN OVER YOU,
YOU'D WAIT 400 YEARS.
THAT'S VERY TRUE.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.
AM I TO MISS
A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME PHENOMENON TO VISIT A WOMAN WHO DOES
NOTHING ALL DAY BUT SIT AROUND GRINDING HER TEETH?
YOU CAN'T STAY HOME ALONE.
WELL, FELIX WILL BE WITH ME.
BUT YOU KNOW HIS HOURS.
HE'LL BE AT THE HOTEL MOST OF THE TIME.
HE ONLY COMES HOME TO SLEEP.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, MOTHER.
I'll STAY HOME WITH AUNT ELIZA.
OH, BUT CECILY...
I DON'T MIND, REALLY.
I'll MISS THE PARTIES AND THE DANCES TERRIBLY,
BUT I'M WILLING TO MAKE THAT SACRIFICE.
OH--
NO, IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.
WELL, NOW, THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU.
AT LEAST FELIX WILL HAVE SOME COMPANY.
I WAS AFRAID HE'D BE LONESOME.
I'll GO GET DANIEL.
ALL RIGHT. I THINK I'VE GOT EVERYTHING. BYE-BYE.
OH, I COMPLETELY FORGOT IN ALL THE KEFUFFLE.
UH, COULD YOU DELIVER THIS TO THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH WOMEN?
IT'S MONEY FROM THE RAFFLE. IT'S A LARGE SUM.
I'll TAKE CARE OF IT.
SO BE CAREFUL WITH IT.
YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL DELIVER THIS STRAIGHTAWAY?
I HOPE I CAN TRUST YOU AND FELIX NOT TO GET INTO ANY DIFFICULTY.
I REMEMBER ONCE WITH FELIX, I WASN'T OUT OF THE HOUSE FIVE--
MOTHER, I'M NOT FELIX.
I WILL DELIVER THE MONEY, AND WE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE.
NOW GO.
ALL RIGHT. I'll SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.
BYE.
[ CHIMING ]
SWEET FREEDOM.
SO, ELBERT, WANT TO ROUND UP THE BOYS FOR A FRIENDLY
LITTLE GAME OF POKER TONIGHT?
COME ON, DIGGER, LET'S GO.
DIGGER, COME.
OBEDIENT, ISN'T HE?
DIGGER.
COME ON, COME ON, DIGGER.
[ SIGHING ]
DIGGER, COME.
CECILY, THAT'S A SKUNK.
DIGGER, COME ON, DIGGER.
COME ON, DIGGER.
DIGGER, COME.
DIGGER, COME NOW. DIGGER.
AH!
CAN YOU IMAGINE, ELBERT, BEING ASSISTANT MANAGER OF THE HOTEL?
ME? NO, I CAN'T.
NOT YOU, ME.
SITTING IN AN OFFICE, ORDERING EVERYONE AROUND.
YOU KNOW, ELBERT, THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE A MAN.
COMING HOME FROM THE JOB AFTER A BUSY DAY...
NO ONE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
DON'T COME IN!
GET OUT.
CECILY, AUNT ELIZA?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEFT THIS MORNING.
TOMATO JUICE IS THE ONLY THING
THAT REALLY TAKES THE SMELL AWAY.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
AUNT ELIZA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING AWAY.
AH, HELLO, DEAR.
THE GIRLS HAD A LITTLE RUN-IN WITH A SKUNK.
NOTHING SERIOUS.
WHA--
NOTHING SERIOUS?
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?
OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE CLOTHES.
YOU HAVE TO BURN THEM.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
WELL, YOU DO.
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN HERE?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF HERE.
FELIX, WOULD YOU GET SOME MORE WOOD FOR THE FIRE?
AND YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF DIGGER, TOO.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM A BATH. HE'S THE WORSE FOR WEAR.
FELIX, WOOD. I NEED IT NOW.
I GUESS THE POKER GAME'S OFF.
I'll GET YOUR WOOD, I'll BATHE YOUR STUPID DOG,
FINE, HA, NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
I HAVE NO LIFE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
WHO KNOWS?
IT'S WELL KNOWN THAT A COMING ECLIPSE CAUSES ANIMALS
AND HUMANS TO BEHAVE VERY STRANGELY.
THE MONEY!
OH!
OH, NO.
FELIX, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, CECILY.
ISN'T IT ENOUGH MY ENTIRE WEEK IS RUINED?
WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT AUNT ELIZA DECIDED NOT TO GO.
COME ON, FELIX, YOU'RE USED TO GETTING IN AND OUT OF TROUBLE.
I'M NOT -- I'VE GOTTEN YOU OUT OF MORE FIXES
MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT -- IT'S YOUR TURN TO HELP ME.
SO AT LAST, THE WORM HAS TURNED.
POOR, SWEET, PERFECT CECILY IS FINALLY IN HOT WATER.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
I'll THINK OF SOMETHING.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
EVERYTHING HAS ITS PRICE.
RIGHT.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
WHITE SANDS HOTEL, MAY I HELP YOU?
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
THE HOTEL IS COMPLETELY FULL THIS WEEK.
ALL THE GUESTHOUSES I KNOW OF ARE FULL AS WELL.
THE ISLAND IS FULLY BOOKED, I'M AFRAID.
UH, UH, PERHAPS WE'LL SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME.
YEAH.
I HATE TURNING PEOPLE AWAY.
DISAPPOINTING THE CUSTOMER GOES
AGAINST THE VERY GRAIN OF THE HOTELIER.
SOMEDAY YOU'LL APPRECIATE THAT, MASTER KING.
AH, GENTLEMEN.
HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HOW WAS YOUR JOURNEY?
VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
HMM, GET WHAT?
PEOPLE WILLING TO PAY ANYTHING JUST TO SEE THE SUN DISAPPEARING
FOR A FEW MEASLY MOMENTS.
SOMEONE COULD MAKE A FORTUNE
FROM ALL THOSE GUESTS WE'RE TURNING AWAY.
ELBERT, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
WHITE SANDS HOTEL.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
YES, THE HOTEL HAS PLENTY OF SPACE.
WHAT DAY DO YOU ARRIVE?
FELIX, THERE AREN'T ANY ROOMS.
UH, TOMORROW?
FINE.
I'll RESERVE THE BLUE SUITE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
WHITE SANDS HOTEL, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
YES, OF COURSE.
FOR HOW MANY DAYS?
FELIX, YOU'RE OVERBOOKING.
AH...
THE ECLIPSE?
YES, QUITE THE THING.
CONSIDER IT CONFIRMED.
WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU.
IF MR. TREMAYNE FINDS OUT...
AND HE WILL.
I'M GOING TO SHOW HIM THAT FELIX KING
IS TOTALLY CAPABLE OF RUNNING HIS OWN HOTEL.
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, ELBERT.
A GUESTHOUSE, HERE?
IN A FEW DAYS, WE WILL GET YOUR $35 BACK AND MORE.
WELL, DON'T THANK ME OR ANYTHING.
I KNOW IT'S BRILLIANT.
YOU'RE CRAZY. IF MOTHER AND FATHER EVER FOUND OUT...
HOW CAN THEY -- BY THE TIME THEY RETURN,
EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL.
ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME?
SORRY, I'M BUSY AT THE HOTEL.
ALL I HAVE TIME TO DO IS SUPERVISE.
SUPERVISE?
YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING MYSELF?
WELL, IN MANAGEMENT CIRCLES WE CALL THAT DELEGATING.
OH, I HATE HOUSEWORK, AND YOU'VE TASTED MY COOKING.
YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
BEFORE YOU INCINERATED THE MONEY.
THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.
I'M ONLY DOING THIS TO HELP YOU.
THINK OF THE UGLY ALTERNATIVE.
AUNT ELIZA, I HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM.
OH, WHAT IS IT, CECILY?
THE MONEY MOTHER GAVE ME FOR THE CHURCH RAFFLE
WAS BURNED ALONG WITH MY CLOTHING.
OH, WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
OH, FELIX HAS AN IDEA OF HOW TO GET THE MONEY BACK
BEFORE MOTHER AND FATHER FIND OUT, BUT IT DOES INVOLVE
A LITTLE COOKING AND CLEANING AND SERVING A FEW GUESTS.
I'M ALWAYS READY FOR AN ADVENTURE.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD.
IT SHALL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I HELPED OUT
AT A GUESTHOUSE IN DOVER?
OH, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
WHEN WE RAN OUT OF CLEAN SHEETS, WE WOULD PULL THE DIRTY ONES
TAUT, SO THEY LOOKED AS THOUGH
THEY HAD COME FRESH FROM THE LAUNDRY.
[ LAUGHING ]
NOTHING.
I WAS TOLD THERE WERE PLENTY OF ROOMS.
MRS. SANDBORN-ELLIS OF THE BOSTON SANDBORN-ELLISES.
I HAD A CONFIRMATION.
PROFESSOR RIZELLI, I'M MORTIFIED THAT THIS SHOULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
I HAVE TRAVELLED VERY FAR...
WELL, I HAVE TRAVELLED ALL THE WAY
FROM BOSTON, AND I WAS HERE FIRST.
I DEMAND TO SEE THE MANAGER.
1, UH, I'M THE MANAGER.
PROBLEM, SIR?
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
JUST ONE SECOND.
TAKE THESE GUESTS INTO THE DINING ROOM.
GIVE THEM TEA, DESSERT, ANYTHING.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAS HAPPENED.
WE'VE NEVER BEEN OVERBOOKED IN THE HISTORY OF THE HOTEL.
NO MATTER HOW THIS HAPPENED,
THERE'S A SOLUTION -- LEAVE IT TO ME.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
THERE ISN'T AN EMPTY CLOSET ON THE ISLAND. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
REMEMBER, SIR, THE CUSTOMER ALWAYS COMES FIRST.
NOW, IF I HAVE TO, I'll TAKE THEM INTO MY OWN HOME.
SIR, MADAM?
I AM DREADFULLY SORRY FOR THE INCOVENIENCE,
BUT EVERYTHING WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF.
NOW, MY FAMILY HAS A PERFECTLY CHARMING GUESTHOUSE, DELIGHTFUL.
INCREDIBLY LOCATED WITH A SUPERIOR VIEW OF THE ECLIPSE.
THAT IS A WONDERFUL TIE YOU'RE WEARING THERE, SIR.
THANK YOU.
NOW, THIS IS OUR DINING ROOM...
HE'S AMAZING.
MOST CERTAINLY IS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER IS THAT DURING TOTALITY, THE GLARE
OF THE PHOTOSPHERE IS CONCEALED BY THE--
WAIT, WAIT. THE PHOTO WHAT?
THE PHOTO-- WELL, THE BLINDING LIGHT FROM THE SUN...
OH, SELENA.
WELL, WHEN THE MOON COVERS THE SUN, ONE MAY SEE THE CORONA,
THE GASEOUS STREAMERS...
YOU KNOW, I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE HARD SCIENCE QUESTIONS AND...
MM-HMM.
OH, FELIX. JUST THE PERSON I WANTED TO SEE.
NOW, YOU HAVE A PROFESSOR RIZELLI STAYING WITH YOU.
IL PROFESSORE.
I MUST INTERVIEW HIM.
NOW, HAS HE ARRIVED YET?
AUNT OLIVIA,
I REALLY AM VERY BUSY.
SCUSI, MAY WE GO NOW -- I MUST HAVE PRIVACY,
PEACEFUL LODGING TO CONDUCT MY EXPERIMENTS.
BALDERDASH.
YOU ONLY WANT TO WORM YOUR WAY INTO THE BIGGER ROOM.
IL PROFESSORE.
PER FAVORE, PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE KING FARM GUESTHOUSE.
KING FARM GUESTHOUSE?
UH, AUNT OLIVIA, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER.
BUT RIGHT NOW, TWO THINGS SEEM VERY CLEAR TO ME.
REALLY?
NUMBER ONE, YOU WANT TO INTERVIEW THIS MAN.
NUMBER TWO, I WANT THE KING FARM GUESTHOUSE.
HOW CAN YOU HOLD DOWN A
JOB HERE AND RUN A GUESTHOUSE?
LEAVE IT TO ME -- NOW, THIS
GREAT SCIENTIST WANTS HIS COMPLETE PRIVACY.
THIS MAY BE THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET YOUR EXCLUSIVE.
I THINK WE SHOULD, BECAUSE YES, YES, YES...
UH, PROFESSOR,
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THESE LADIES.
THIS IS MY AUNT, MRS. OLIVIA DALE AND MISS SELENA DALE.
I WANT TO MEET NO ONE.
SIGNORINA.
YOU-- UH, UH...
IT'S A GREAT HONOUR TO MEET YOU, PROFESSOR.
SELENA AND I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS WE'D LIKE
TO ASK YOU, DON'T WE, SELENA?
[ MUMBLING ]
PERHAPS WE SHOULD GET GOING, SHALL WE? YES.
UH, COULD YOU PUT THIS IN THE BUGGY WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH?
CERTAINLY, FELIX.
FELIX KING, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
UH, WELL, THE HOTEL WAS OVERBOOKED SO I, I SIMPLY
OPENED OUR DOORS FOR A FEW GUESTS.
THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU.
OF COURSE, YOUR MOTHER WILL BE WILD WITH RAGE,
AND THE HOUSE COULD BE LEFT IN A STATE OF DISASTER.
HAVE I EVER CAUSED A DISASTER BEFORE?
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
UH...
GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYONE.
WELCOME TO THE KING FARM GUESTHOUSE
FOR DISCERNING TRAVELLERS.
ACTUALLY, SELENA WILL HAVE TO SHOW YOU A DEVICE
THAT MY HUSBAND, JASPER, HAS INVENTED.
HERE FOR THE BIG EXCITEMENT,
I GUESS, MA'AM?
YOUNG WOMAN, I SHALL AWAIT
THE ECLIPSE WITH APPROPRIATE DREAD, ANTICIPATION AND AWE.
DREAD?
THE END IS NIGH.
FIRST RULE OF THE HOTEL BUSINESS, CECILY,
IT TAKES ALL KINDS.
SELENA, THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN
TO THE PROFESSOR THE JASPER DALE PINHOLE PROJECTOR.
UH, UH, BUH, BUH...
PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME, Si?
ACTUALLY, PROFESSOR, I WOULD LOVE
TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO INTERVIEW YOU.
YOU SEE, UH, I'M A REPORTER WITH THE AVONLEA CHRONICLE--
I DO NOT SPEAK TO REPORTERS.
WELL, BUT THE PUBLIC--
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PUBLIC.
WHY SHOULD THE PUBLIC CARE ABOUT ME?
UH, PLEASE, WHERE IS MY ROOM?
TOP OF STAIRS, STRAIGHT AHEAD.
THAT'S MY ROOM.
TOP OF THE STAIRS, TURN RIGHT.
THAT'S MY ROOM.
WELL, I'M SLEEPING IN MY ROOM.
WHERE AM I TO SLEEP, CECILY?
HOW ABOUT KING FARM GUEST BARN?
TO THE RIGHT OR STRAIGHT?
TO THE RIGHT.
PROFESSOR, YOU HAVE DEDICATED YOUR LIFE
TO THE BETTERMENT OF THE WORLD.
DEAR LADY, I WORK FOR THE BETTERMENT OF SCIENCE.
THE WORLD REVOLVES WITHOUT ME.
EXCUSE ME!
NOW, IF I MAY HAVE MY PRIVACY.
EXCUSE ME.
HERE WE ARE.
HMM.
WHERE IS THE READING ROOM?
THE READING ROOM?
THE LIBRARY, YOUNG MAN.
DON'T YOU HAVE ONE?
I, UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
WELL, WHAT SORT OF A PLACE IS THIS?
WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND IT VERY COZY.
I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU HAVE ROOM SERVICE.
ROOM SERVICE?
YES, OF COURSE WE DO.
I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE ALL MY MEALS IN THE ROOM.
IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU NEED,
DON'T HESITATE TO CALL MY CAPABLE ASSISTANT.
EXCUSE US.
YOU CAN'T PUT THAT WOMAN IN MOTHER AND FATHER'S ROOM.
SHE SAID SHE WANTED THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
YOU CERTAINLY WERE HELPFUL, SELENA.
ONE NEVER KNOWS HOW ONE WILL REACT
IN THE FACE OF GREATNESS.
TRUST ME, AUNT OLIVIA, I'll WORK
MY CHARM ON THE PROFESSOR FOR YOU.
CECILY, I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
WELL, I SUPPOSE I CAN HANDLE TWO.
FELIX, MORE OVERFLOW.
UH, I DIDN'T THINK THERE WERE THIS MANY.
A TOURIST GROUP.
THE, UH, AMATEUR ASTRONOMERS' LEAGUE OF MUNICH.
DO THEY SPEAK ANY ENGLISH?
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
GREAT.
WELL, UH, I GOT TO GO.
FELIX...
SORRY, EXCUSE ME.
I CAN'T SEE HOW IT HAPPENED.
I'VE CHECKED, AND NO ONE MADE THOSE RESERVATIONS.
I'VE BEEN TRAINING A NEW FELLOW. HE DIDN'T TAKE CALLS.
OH, MISTAKES CAN HAPPEN.
NOT AT THE WHITE SANDS.
IT'S A BLOT ON OUR REPUTATION THAT WILL NOT BE EASY TO REMOVE.
AND...
ULTIMATELY, IT'S MY FAULT.
SIR, YOU'VE BEEN OVERWORKED.
NO ONE MAN CAN DO WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
YOU REALLY NEED AN ASSISTANT MANAGER.
YOU AMAZE ME.
AT YOUR AGE, I DIDN'T HAVE THE ORGANIZATIONAL SKILL
TO RUN A LEMONADE STAND.
WELL, I'VE HAD A GREAT TEACHER.
UH...
HELLO, IZZY.
HOW ARE THINGS AT THE HOTEL?
WELL, I'M RUN OFF MY FEET.
I'VE COME IN WITH AN ORDER.
I'VE GOT A MILLION THINGS TO OVERSEE, NOT TO MENTION
TRYING TO ORGANIZE CECILY TO LOOK AFTER
MY LITTLE GUESTHOUSE.
I'D BE WILLING TO HELP CECILY
IF YOU THINK I'D BE OF ANY ASSISTANCE.
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. WE'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
YOU'RE A REAL GAL, 1ZZY.
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU THE MOST.
I CAN COME OVER THIS MORNING
AFTER I FINISH HELPING MURIEL.
ALL RIGHT.
ELBERT, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS?
WHAT'S IN HERE?
CEMENT?
PORRIDGE.
IT'S A LITTLE BURNT, BUT I'M SURE
IF YOU JUST SKIM OFF THE TOP--
DO WE HAVE ANY MORE EGGS?
[ SHOUTING ]
BETTER HURRY.
THE TOURISTS ARE GETTING RESTLESS.
GADZOOKS, WHAT A RACKET.
MY BREAKFAST IF YOU PLEASE.
MADAM IS WAITING.
THE TRAY IS ALL READY.
I'll TAKE CARE OF HER.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WONDER IF FELIX
ISN'T GETTING A BIT
FREE WITH HIS GENEROSITY.
GOOD MORNING.
HERE'S YOUR BREAKFAST.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
GOOD HEAVENS.
WHAT'S THIS?
PORRIDGE.
ANOTHER CULINARY DELIGHT FROM THE KING FARM KITCHEN?
IT'S DELICIOUS,
AND I'M SURE IT'S VERY GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YOU.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT AILS ME?
WELL, YOU JUST STAY IN YOUR ROOM SO MUCH, AND I THOUGHT
I'M PERFECTLY WELL.
PERHAPS YOU WERE ILL.
WELL, WHY DO YOU STAY INSIDE ALL THE TIME?
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE AVONLEA WITHOUT SEEING THE COUNTRYSIDE.
IT'S PLAIN YOU COUNTRY PEOPLE
KNOW LITTLE OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE COMING ECLIPSE.
PROPHESIED EONS AGO, IT MEANS ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY:
THE END OF THE WORLD.
IS THAT SO?
I INTEND TO SIT AND WAIT FORIT.
DEAR LADY, THIS IS NOT THE FIRST ECLIPSE.
AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST.
THE END IS NIGH.
ANYONE WHO CAN BELIEVE THAT HOGWASH MUST HAVE
TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
CRAZY AS A BEDBUG.
[ SIGHING ]
SIGNORINA...
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN DAMAGE YOUR EYES DOING THAT?
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
MY COUSIN INVENTED IT.
CECILY, I SPOKE TO HIM.
AND HE SPOKE TO ME.
OH, OH, I FEEL DIZZY.
I'VE GOT SPOTS IN FRONT OF MY EYES.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
YOU'VE BEEN STARING AT THE SUN.
NO, NO, NO, THIS IS DIFFERENT.
A TOTALLY UNSCIENTIFIC RESPONSE.
I FEEL LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
I..
OH, IT MUST BE THE ECLIPSE.
IT CAUSES BEHAVIOURAL CHANGES IN DOGS AND COWS.
MICE, TOO.
SIGNORINA, IS THIS THE DEVICE OF WHICH THAT WOMAN SPOKE?
THE MECHANISM, THOUGH DECEPTIVELY
SIMPLE, YIELDS ASTOUNDING RESULTS.
SCUSI, SIGNORINA, BUT I CANNOT HELP
BUT FEEL THAT WE SHARE A PECULIAR SYNCHRONISM.
HAVE WE EVER MET BEFORE?
NO, I ONCE SENT YOU AN ARTICLE.
I'M SURE YOU DON'T RECALL.
IT WAS ON THE BEHAVIOURAL ASPECTS
OF MICE--
...DURING ELECTROMAGNETIC DISRUPTION.
THIS WAS YOU?
THAT WAS ME...
I...ME.
I MUST SAY I FIND YOUR SPECULATION MOST INTRIGUING.
THE UPCOMING ECLIPSE IS MY FIRST OPPORTUNITY
TO PURSUE YOUR THEORY.
BRAVA!
SIGNORINA, IF I MAY BE SO BOLD...
YES?
COULD YOU FAVOUR ME...
YES?
WITH AN ELABORATION OF YOUR HYPOTHESIS?
ELBERT.
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
CERTAINLY, MR. TREMAYNE.
DO YOU KNOW WHO HANDLED THE RESERVATIONS
FOR PROFESSOR RIZELLI AND MRS. SANDBORN-ELLIS
AND THE ASTRONOMERS' LEAGUE OF MUNICH?
IT WASN'T ME, SIR.
I KNOW THAT, ELBERT.
YOU AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR ACCEPTING RESERVATIONS.
I THINK IT WAS FELIX, BUT...
THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL PEOPLE ON THE FRONT DESK
AND...WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW FOR SURE.
THANK YOU, ELBERT, THAT WILL BE ALL.
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I USED TO LIE OUT IN THE YARD
BEHIND MY MOTHER'S HOUSE AND STARE ENDLESSLY UP AT THE STARS.
I TOO, AS A SMALL BOY,
DID THE SAME THING...
YOU DID?
I WANT MY TEA.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE BELL?
NO, I DIDN'T.
I'M STONE DEAF.
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?
HOW SHOULD I KNOW SUCH A THING?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
HOW SHOULD I KNOW SUCH A THING?
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE DEAF!
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT AT ME.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
TEA!
YOU REALLY THOUGHT MY THEORY
WORTHY OF INVESTIGATION?
OH, S/, IT WILL BE VERY INTERESTING TO NOTE
IF THE PULL OF THE GREATEST FORCE IN THE COSMOS
HAS ANY LASTING BEHAVIOURAL EFFECT
ON TWO SOLITARY CREATURES SUCH AS THESE.
YES, IT WILL.
SIGNORINA DALE.
WOULD YOU CONSIDER...
YES, IL PROFESSORE?
WOULD YOU CONSENT TO BEING...
MY...
ASSISTANT IN THE EXPERIMENT TOMORROW?
YOUR ASSISTANT?
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OF COURSE.
HOW ENORMOUSLY FLATTERING.
I...I'll MEET YOU HERE TOMORROW BEFORE THE ECLIPSE.
SIGNORINA DALE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
SELENA.
PROFESSOR, WHAT HAPPENED?
1, I DON'T KNOW.
WE WERE TALKING, AND SUDDENLY SHE FLEW OUT THE DOOR.
I MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING THAT UPSET HER.
TYPICAL OF A MALE.
SIGNORA, WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
ALL I DID WAS ASK HER TO BE MY ASSISTANT.
AND YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THAT TROUBLES HER?
NO.
PROFESSOR, YOU MAY BE A GENIUS
WHEN IT COMES TO THE WAY OF ECLIPSES,
BUT YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE WAY OF THE HEART.
LAST OF ALL, MAKE SURE THAT THE GUESTS
REALIZE THAT THEY MUST NOT LOOK AT THE SUN DIRECTLY.
SO, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM?
I KEEP TRYING, BUT HE DOESN'T MAKE IT EASY.
NOW, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO PUBLICLY THANK
FELIX KING FOR HELPING OUT THE HOTEL IN A MOMENT OF CRISIS,
WHICH WAS UNDOUBTEDLY DUE TO MY OWN ERROR.
AND THAT IS THE KIND OF DEDICATION
AND LOYALTY THAT I LOOK FOR.
THAT IS ALL.
UH, MR. TREMAYNE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF
IN FRONT OF THE STAFF.
I MEAN, MISTAKES CAN HAPPEN.
NO, FELIX.
REGARDLESS WHO MAY HAVE COMMITTED THE ACTUAL ERROR,
ULTIMATELY THE MANAGER MUST BEAR THE BLAME.
I HOLD MYSELF TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE.
THE BUCK STOPS HERE.
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
ELBERT, FELIX IS PUTTING US THROUGH ALL OF THIS
NOT TO HELP ME, BUT TO FEATHER HIS OWN CAP.
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN TO TELL US?
ACTUALLY I DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL YOU ANYTHING.
WE'RE DOING ALL THIS WORK
JUST SO FELIX CAN SCORE POINTS
WITH MR. TREMAYNE?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
I DO. HE'S MY BROTHER.
HELLO, STAFF -- UH, CECILY,
WE'LL RUN SHORT ON SHEETS
IF YOU'RE NOT MORE CAREFUL.
I GOTTA GO START MY SHIFT AT THE WHITE SANDS.
FELIX--
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
FELIX, IT'S OVER--
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
WE'RE NOT DOING THIS ANY MORE.
WE'RE MAKING LOADS OF MONEY,
DOUBLE WHAT YOU NEED.
I DON'T-- I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY.
YOU KNOW, CECILY, SOMETIMES
I DON'T EVEN THINK WE'RE RELATED.
1ZZY.
1ZZY, DON'T LEAVE IN A SNIT.
WHY SHOULD I TALK TO YOU
AFTER YOU MISLED EVERYONE?
I WAS DOING THE WHOLE THING TO HELP CECILY.
WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
I WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO HELP HER RECOVER THE MONEY.
YOU GOT INVOLVED IN THIS WHOLE PLAN JUST TO PUFF YOURSELF UP
AND PROVE THAT YOU COULD GET THAT ASSISTANT MANAGER'S JOB
OFF OUR SWEAT AND MUSCLE.
I WAS OVERSEEING EVERYTHING, 1Z2ZY.
SOMEBODY HAD TO BE THE CHEF,
AND THEN THERE ARE THE BOTTLE WASHERS.
1ZZY, WAIT.
YOUR POOR AUNT ELIZA DIDN'T EVEN
GET A MOMENT'S REST.
SHE'S LYING DOWN NOW BECAUSE MRS. SANDBORN-PAIN-IN-THE-NECK
KEPT HER RUNNING WITH HER CHAMBER POT
ALL LAST NIGHT.
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BAD.
FELIX, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S BEEN LIKE.
1Z2ZY...
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYONE.
MAYBE I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE UNTHINKING.
I PROMISE TO HELP OUT MORE HERE
FROM HERE ON IN.
HELPING US AT THE GUESTHOUSE
SHOULD NOT BE YOUR ONLY CONCERN, FELIX.
YOU LIED TO MR. TREMAYNE.
HOW DO YOU THINK HE'S
GOING TO FEEL WHEN HE FINDS OUT?
I KNOW.
I HAVE TO TELL HIM, BUT--
I'M GOING TO TELL HIM.
GOOD MORNING.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO WORK?
WELL, I THOUGHT I'D GIVE THE GUESTS ONE DECENT BREAKFAST.
LOOK, CECILY, YOU WERE RIGHT.
I WAS DOING IT FOR ME, AND I'M SORRY.
BUT I'M GOING TO SET EVERYTHING RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO TELL MR. TREMAYNE THE TRUTH
AND GIVE HIM THE MONEY WE EARNED.
HERE. I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
I'VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR A WHILE.
FELIX, I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SAVINGS.
NO, I WANTED TO RUN THINGS WITHOUT DOING ANY OF THE WORK.
AND I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD
BE ABLE TO RELY ON EACH OTHER WITHOUT SELFISH CONDITIONS.
THANKS FOR CLEANING UP.
THE REST OF THE HOUSE IS A DISASTER.
THANK GOODNESS MOTHER ISN'T HERE TO SEE IT.
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO CLEAN
THINGS UP BEFORE SHE GETS BACK.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T BE MORE COMFORTABLE
IN YOUR ROOM, MRS. SANDBORN-ELLIS?
OF COURSE I'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE.
ONLY I HAD A LONG CHAT
WITH THAT NICE PROFESSOR RIZELLI LAST NIGHT,
AND HE MADE ME REALIZE
WHAT A TRAVESTY IT WOULD BE TO STAY
COOPED UP INSIDE ON THIS DAY OF ALL DAYS.
HE DID?
YES, DEAR BOY.
IF I'M GOING TO WITNESS THE APOCALYPSE,
I WANT A FRONT-ROW SEAT.
SIGNORA DALE, I, UH, I HAVE RECONSIDERED.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE YOUR INTERVIEW.
OH?
I HAI THINK PERHAPS THATTHE WORLI AM PART OF THIS WORLDE.
AND NOT JUST AN OBSERVER.
I AM NOT JUST A SCIENTIST. I AM ALSO HUMAN.
AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW.
WELL, BEFORE WE TELL
THE WHOLE WORLD, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO OVER THERE AND TELL HER.
THANK YOU.
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
SELENA, I MAY CALL YOU SELENA, MAY I NOT?
OF COURSE, PROFESSORE.
AND YOU MUST CALL ME ANTONIO.
WHY NOT?
OH, I COULDN'T.
BECAUSE YOU'RE /L PROFESSORE.
SELENA, I AM MORE THAN A SCIENTIST.
I AM A...
SELENA, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND RIDICULOUS.
YES?
I WILL BE LEAVING
AFTER THE ECLIPSE, AND, UH...
YES.
SUDDENLY THINGS SEEM CLEARER TO ME.
I FEEL LIKE ONE OF MY MICE IN MY MAZE.
PLEASE LOOK AT ME.
I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU.
THAT'S NOT AT ALL SCIENTIFIC.
PERHAPS, BUT THIS IS WONDERFUL, NO?
AS YOUR...ASSISTANT--
BUT WHY FOR YOU THE ASSISTANT AND NOT THE PARTNER?
BUT, BUT WE COULD DISCOVER GREAT THINGS.
LIKE PIERRE AND MARIE CURIE.
THEY ARE, AFTER ALL, MARRIED.
BE MY MADAM CURIE?
[ LAUGHING ]
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT GOING AWAY AS I PLANNED.
I UPSET
YOUR BACHELOR PLANS, I KNOW.
OH, THAT.
DON'T WORRY.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
YOU AMAZE ME, FELIX.
YOU SEEM TO KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE.
AT YOUR AGE, I HAD NO IDEA AT ALL.
TO BE HONEST, AUNT ELIZA, I'M NOT SURE EITHER.
YOU GIVE THE IMPRESSION YOU ARE.
I THOUGHT I REALLY WANTED TO BE SOMETHING AT THE HOTEL.
MAKE MY NAME,
PROVE MYSELF.
MAYBE ALL ALONG I'VE BEEN PUTTING
MY EGGS IN THE WRONG BASKET.
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING MORE.
YOUR WHOLE FUTURE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LAID OUT.
NO ONE NEEDS TO BE IN A GREAT RUSH TO GET OLDER.
IT'S HIGHLY OVERRATED.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TOTHIS.
WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?
THERE WE GO.
LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW.
COME TO MOMMY.
THAT'S IT, AH!
YOU REALLY ARE COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU, DEAR?
IT'S A GOOD THING WE CAME HOME.
OH, LET'S GET IN THE WARM HOUSE. COME ON.
[ COUGHING ]
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OOH-HOO!
CECILY! FELIX!
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
WHAT IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN...?
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
DON'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
NEVER MIND.
COME ON, DANIEL, COME ON.
[ LAUGHING ]
MASTER FELIX, I RECALL YOUR SAYING THIS WAS THE SUPERIOR
LOCATION FROM WHICH TO VIEW THE ECLIPSE.
I'M TAKING YOU AS A MAN OF YOUR WORD.
THAT MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA, SIR.
MR. TREMAYNE,
I WAS THE ONE WHO OVERBOOKED THE HOTEL.
OH?
I'M SORRY.
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU I COULD HANDLE THINGS, AND I CAN'T.
AND I JUST...
YOU KNEW?
NOT AT FIRST, BUT THEN IT WAS ALL
RATHER TOO CONVENIENT, WASN'T IT?
IF YOU HAVE TO FIRE ME, SIR, I UNDERSTAND.
FELIX, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SMART AND HAD AMBITION.
BUT TO BE A SUCCESS,
YOU ALSO HAVE TO HAVE CHARACTER.
BY COMING FORWARD
I'M ASSURED YOU HAVE A LITTLE OF THAT, TOO.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIRE ME?
NO, YOU'RE BACK TO BEING A BUSBOY,
AND THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS.
THANK YOU.
CECILY, FELIX, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
OH, NO!
AHHH!
HELLO, JANET, HOW WONDERFUL--
MERCIFUL PROVIDENCE!
WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE,
AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
MOTHER, IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
CECILY, NO. MOTHER, I CAN EXPLAIN.
SOMEBODY BETTER, AND QUICKLY, TOO.
THE ECLIPSE!
DON'T ANYONE LOOK AT IT WITHOUT ONE OF THESE.
OH, HERE IT COMES.
[ GASPING ]
OH, FELIX LOOK!
CECILY, YOU SEE THAT?
[ GASPING ]
OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
ISN'T IT AWE-INSPIRING, JANET?
OH, WE'RE SO SMALL AND PETTY DOWN HERE.
AND THE FORTUNES OF THE UNIVERSE ARE SO HUGE.
IT MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT?
WELL, NOW THAT I'VE HEARD YOUR EXPLANATION,
I CAN ONLY SAY THAT WITHOUT A DOUBT
THIS IS THE MOST NEGLIGENT, UTTERLY RASH, RIDICULOUS PRANK
EITHER ONE OF YOU HAS EVER PULLED.
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY YOUR FATHER ISN'T HERE TO SEE THIS.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW DISAPPOINTED
I AM IN BOTH OF YOU.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, MOTHER.
AND YOU HAVE EVERY REASON
TO BE DISAPPOINTED AND ANGRY.
BUT THE PERSON AT FAULT HERE
IS ME, NOT CECILY -- I TAKE
FULL AND COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED.
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR, FELIX. I'M AS MUCH TO BLAME AS YOU ARE.
CECILY, DON'T TRY TO PROTECT ME.
I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE
I GOT US BOTH INTO THIS GUESTHOUSE BUSINESS.
BUT IT WAS ME WHO GOT YOU IN THIS MESS.
WHAT A FOOL TO BURN THE MONEY.
FELIX, CECILY, PLEASE, THAT'S ENOUGH.
NOW...I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT I APPROVE
IN ANY WAY, BUT I SUPPOSE IF SOMETHING GOOD
HAS COME OUT OF THIS WHOLE DISASTER, IT'S THE FACT
THAT YOU BOTH SEEM SO EAGER TO DEFEND
ONE ANOTHER -- YOU REALLY PULL TOGETHER IN A CRISIS,
ALBEIT ONE ENTIRELY OF YOUR OWN MAKING.
NOW, I WANT THIS HOUSE PUT BACK IN ORDER
AND CLEANED FROM TOP TO BOTTOM BY NIGHTFALL.
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO SHOW YOUR FACES TILL IT'S DONE.
NOW OFF YOU GO, OFF YOU GO.
THANK YOU, MOTHER.
[ SPEAKING GERMAN ]
UH... DANKEN.
OH, LORD, GIVE ME STRENGTH.
AHEM, I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO THE INTENDED COUPLE.
I WISH YOU BOTH MUCH HAPPINESS.
THANK YOU.
I'll MISS YOU.
U FOR BEING SO WONDE@@
I CAN'T EXPRESS WHAT THIS VISITY
MY LIFE HAS BEEN ECLIPSED.
OHHH!
A TOAST TO PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
AND THE WONDERFUL KING FARM GUESTHOUSE.
E THECE, DA@@
THAT'S THE MAN IN THE MOON.
SO, THE WORLD DIDN'T END AFTER ALL.
NO, IT DIDN'T, BUT IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION TO YOU,
I THINK IT CAME VERY CLOSE FOR A COUPLE OF US.