MATUNGA, SOUTH MUMBAI
I hope there's no goof up.
If something goes wrong
our political image will be ruined forever.
- What's your name? - Santosh.
Your name is Kalyana Kumar until the exams are over.
You're a lucky guy!
Someone else is writing the exam for you and you're sipping beer.
Why do I have to write the exams? My dad's got loads of money.
Can't you see? You've run into a parked car!
You've parked your car in a No-Parking area
and you're drinking!
So why are you telling me this?
I will park my car wherever I want! Do you know who I am?
- I am the son of a minister! - I don't care!
Give me your documents! You shut up! Hurry up!
Kalyana Kumar.
Santosh.
Chin up, please.
What are you guys doing?
Someone just took a picture of me.
He looks like a press reporter. He's wearing a blue t-shirt.
Go, get him.
There's the guy in the blue t-shirt. He's got a camera.
- Catch him! - Hurry!
Chase him.
You catch up with him
You try to achieve it
You chase him
Drive faster. Attack him.
They are driving really close to the bike!
Who are you and why are you on my bike?
Don't look back or I will cut your head off!
If you do that it won't be a pretty sight.
- You can do that after I pull over. - Faster, come on!
I can't race the bike like the ultimate star Ajith.
The mechanic has asked me not to speed.
- Silly guys. - Your mechanic and you! Hold this!
Hey! A comb!
Faster! Faster!
A magician in modern clothes. How did you get here?
Forget that. Bow your head right away!
I am a fearless man, I am not used to bowing down!
- Don't spare him. - He ran away.
I told you to bow your head!
You should've told me that people are here to hit me!
I thought you were going to stroke my head fondly.
- Hey! Be careful! - What do I do?
They've squashed pumpkins here.
No matter who advises, some people seldom learn.
Who the hell are you?
I am a journalist!
Look how much we struggle to get news.
Drive faster.
Boss! They are coming, let's run!
Am I your lover to come running as soon as you call me?
- Get lost! Boss! - Get lost!
- There he is. Nab him. - Quick. What were you doing?
Why are they standing around me?
Dinasari Publications.
Mr. Kumar's been calling you. Talk to him.
Come in, JK. I've kept the first page on hold for you.
I hope you will not disappoint me.
Well, I have a sensational news.
Minister Adhibaghavan has got someone else
to write the medical exam instead of his son.
I have the evidence.
Here it is.
I have the proof that he was somewhere else at that time.
Here's the accident report I got after I dashed into his car.
It happens everywhere, Sir. This is a fraud of Titanic proportions.
Titanic proportions? Come on!
I had high hopes when you told me it was sensational.
I thought you found out about Director Shankar's next story.
But you have boring news on exams and impersonations.
Do you know how many people do this
to become fake engineers and doctors?
Our society is getting affected because of them.
All you care about is the society!
Do you know how many people died in the tsunami?
Are you suggesting that we shouldn't publish news that matters?
Do you know when people read the newspapers?
In the morning, over a cup of coffee or in the washroom.
You say this every time when I bring some news.
Don't say a word, JK.
Our newspaper has to grow, more copies have to sell.
Until then, we can't afford to have rivals.
The man you've brought news about is Adhibaghavan.
I am speaking to him about our daily's national permit.
But you are bringing in news that will stand against him.
- That glam actress, Sapna. - Tell me!
She bathed in the Kutralam waterfalls.
I've brought photos of her in a wet sari
- along with a write up. - Super! Now, that's news!
If I print this, people will rush to buy copies.
Look at him! He's young at heart!
I've got news for the first page.
Make sure you blow up Sapna's picture.
I am going to quit work!
And then?
As if we have a huge bank balance.
I had different expectations.
It's the same with everyone else.
This man who just served us omelets
came to Mumbai to become an Ambani.
He did whatever he could.
But, finally, he's working at the bar.
That's not the case with you. You're in the same line of work.
Come on! If not today, some day you will have your name
published on your article. I'm sure it will happen.
Buddy, ask for another beer.
Can't wait until tomorrow. I need it in an hour.
JK, there's a man called Center spread Nakki from Chennai.
He is the king of gossip and a photographer.
I have convinced him to join us.
Introduce him to everyone.
A two-in-one? Even the existing guys don't get paid.
And now, a new guy is joining us.
Let's go and see who this freebie is.
- Hey! You! - Sir, are you Center spread Nakki?
I saw someone just like you yesterday.
Did you find him jiving on the beach yesterday?
Don't con me with the Billa movie story.
Sir, don't you have a Pulsar bike?
With those thugs beating me up, I now have an ulcer.
Really! Did you get beaten up by thugs?
What else did you expect? Look at my face!
Not just that. They also robbed me
of 20,000 that I had to pay as an advance.
Why is he barking like a Pomeranian dog?
Forget that. Let it go.
What do I do, where will I stay?
- Give me an idea for that! - Seenu!
Take this, it's our room key. From now on, this is your room.
We are merely roommates.
How is the room?
It's like heaven.
Let it go away
Who has stayed on this earth
Forever
It is known that I came here Where should I go?
We ourselves don't know Where the entrance is
This is a dingy place that Bats and owls inhabit
I've been cheated off my 20,000!
Hi, buddy!
You've got a house without paying an advance.
Hey, don't wear shoes here. Please leave them outside.
Want me to leave my expensive shoes outside to walk into this junk?
I've seen dust bins inside homes.
But this entire house is a dustbin.
How can you say that? Many of them wanted to live here
but he refused them all.
Finally, he has agreed to have you here.
- Could there be something? - Hey!
I was talking about friendship.
Boss, don't tell anyone that you stay here.
People will get jealous.
Don't you guys have a conscience?
This is like a sewage line with door and windows. And you call this a home?
Someone is ringing the doorbell. Just see who's it.
It's what you rang while entering the house.
I've seen wall clocks that are slow.
This is the first time I see a doorbell that is slow!
- What kind of a house is this? - Don't worry. It will be fine in two days.
Are you going to clean up everything in two days?
No way. You'll get used to it.
It's not in our hands.
Laila
I wish to dwell in your heart I am Laila
In style
I am the Laila who can Feel the love in your eyes
My touch is intoxicating So are my fingers
I am toxic
This isn't a love story And I don't need one
There are plenty who'd please me But no one stays
Laila
Once more please
Hey Laila
I wish to dwell in your heart I am Laila
Teach all the Languages you know
Tell me those words And hold me close
All that you'll see is me So hold me tight
My touch is intoxicating So are my fingers
I am toxic
This isn't a love story And I don't need one
There are plenty who'd please me But no one stays
Hey Laila
I wish to dwell in your heart I am Laila
Can you do me a small favor?
Aren't you the person Anuja was talking about?
Aren't you Richard? That's my parcel.
He didn't even say thank me for the favor.
Bald fellow!
The bell's ringing. Open the door.
Someone must have pressed the button last night
so it's probably ringing now.
You know who it is when they knock the door.
Go open the door.
If I get up!
What will you do if you get up?
Why do you want to invite trouble?
Are you deaf?
Why do you have a new extra bed?
- That's the new roommate Nakki. - Nakki?
Don't people shorten Venkatesh to Venky,
that's how I made Nagaraj to Nakki.
I want to shake hands with you, but if I get up in this state,
it will be too much to handle.
Look at the kind of people you live with.
- Anyway, have a bath. - I didn't fill the water.
None of you thought of filling the water?
It's not like we're getting liquor from the tap
and we will rush and fill it. Enough of that.
JK, I don't know what you'll do. Have a clean shower
and wear this shirt and come home at 11 o'clock.
I'm going to take the shirt off. Why buy a new one?
Hey! Look at them!
Your beard is hurting me. Can't you shave?
They can make a gossip columnist like me feel squeamish!
He should leave a 'Men at Work' signboard.
And you are waking me up to see this.
Have you seen Facebook or Twitter?
Have you seen this on Twitter and Facebook?
What's this?
Wear this shirt when you come over.
- I'll tell dad that you'll be my groom. - What!
My dad is free only today.
Don't come riding on your conked out bike.
Borrow a decent one from a friend.
And you'd better shave. You're too hairy.
We'll be waiting for you at 11 o'clock. Don't mess up.
Did your girlfriend's dad give up after she was born?
- Why do you ask? - She seems quite something!
If she has a sister, I will try wooing her.
Why use a duplicate when the original is there?
Take her if you like her.
I didn't ask him to lend me a coffee.
He's willing to give her away instantly.
This belongs to the air hostess who works with me.
She is not well, that's why I've taken it.
Please deliver it here.
- I've an appointment. - This is the address! Thank you!
Why is she not here yet? Have you seen her earlier?
No. Let me try calling her.
- Hello Nakki, sir. - Hey, Mala! Tell me!
You took a picture of me for the cookery section
but you never published it.
I told you to strike a glamorous pose but you did not.
So the editor rejected it.
Increase the glamor quotient next time.
This is how you con me every time.
Why would you need a glamorous picture for the cookery section?
Who buys a book to read it, they buy it only to see it.
Even if you are preparing a chutney
the skin show is the selling point. Don't blame me for that.
I need a small favor!
He's Center Page Nakki.
I know you. You're with India Times Today, don't you?
They fill each page with party pictures
as if nothing but parties happen in Mumbai.
You belong there, don't you?
We are better than you guys who fill each page with news
of rape and women smashing their husband's head.
So old English newspapers are sold at eight rupees a kilo?
You will find your newspaper only at posh places
but you'll find our newspapers at every corner store.
Do you get that?
It's pointless to introduce a girl to you.
You wanted a favor, tell me.
I've come to interview the heroine.
The cameraman is stuck in traffic.
My boss values photos more than the interview itself.
Do you want me to click pictures of the heroine with our camera?
You might have to pay for this, is that fine?
I did it first for the Telugu producer, Papa Rao in 2009.
Then, I did it twice for the Tamil producer, Kanthan.
He has promised a chance to do it again.
If she goes on this way, the editor will do away with us.
Can you look to your right?
We heard you're writing the lyrics and singing a song.
How did you know that?
Please sing a line or two for us.
Should I bite you And then hold you?
Should I hold you And then bite you?
Tamil girls like felicity
- What? - Fidelity!
Everyone likes a high!
At this point, you'll have a small drum roll!
And at the end, I hate you, but I love you.
That's it!
- Wow. - Superb! Lovely!
- It will be a hit on YouTube and Twitter. - Yes!
I wouldn't mind giving you my autograph.
Please give it to me.
Hey, you are throwing it without knowing its value.
Her song may become a hit tomorrow.
What kind of a silly song was that? Can I bite or hold you?
You missed the highlight The drum roll!
They should arrest her for molesting a language.
If you get ever get stressed
take a look at this and you will be relaxed.
Take this. This is yours and this is mine.
It's a digital era and you're still stuck with film rolls.
Negatives are best for certain things. You won't understand.
- Are you coming? - No, go ahead!
Send me an SMS of your email address. I'll send these to you.
I think I left the parcel behind in the caravan.
Seenu, what did I tell you and what have you done?
I wanted a glamorous picture for the cookery article.
I've made it glamorous.
For anything more, she has to cook in a swim wear.
You are mistaken.
You shouldn't show it all. There's no joy in that.
Haven't you heard of hidden pleasures?
It must be seen, yet remain unseen.
Make note of the gossip for the day.
The actress who plays a vamp is pregnant.
The actor with sideburns is quite a rogue.
Make sure sideburns are thick. Write 'Ssshhh' as the caption.
I'm waving my hand top, can't you see?
Am I a rickshaw to stop at that?
I'm Nakki, the center page guy!
What? Nakki. So, you are the third guy?
Would you have awarded me if I were the first?
Who are you? You seem like a pancake made out of old batter!
Who am I?
The man who owns this house!
I wasn't aware.
Why are you saying it in Tamil and in English?
These guys don't pay the rent. And now, you've joined them as well.
So, this is his weak point!
We like to stay here.
There's Mallika apartments here. We thought of moving there.
Please speak clearly.
They are running a brothel there.
- Where is this country heading? - Everyone's heading there, Sir.
- What's that place again? - Mallika apartments.
- Why are you going there?
I can't even think of going there.
- What's your name again? - Nakki.
Mallika, I won't let it go!
Aunty, why are you doing that to the banana?
JK is also like that! Very clean and neat!
You'll know when you visit our room! You'll be surprised!
It will stink to glory!
Can you shut up?
I gave the shirt to you, why did you give it to him?
- What are you doing? - I am eating.
Yes, but what do you do to earn your bread?
What are you doing here?
- I am a guest here. - For how long?
How can you ask such a question?
Juhu. They are staying at Juhu.
I used to go there for dance classes when I was young.
There was a restaurant around the corner.
They had a Malayali chef, he is really good.
He was really something.
At this rate, we might have to bid him adieu.
An urgent work has come up. I got to leave.
JK! What are you doing?
He might have urgent work.
JK, why don't you have a look at your travel companion first?
I don't understand.
That's not all.
A three bedroom apartment in Bandra is waiting for you.
You can use one bedroom a day to keep things exciting.
I can't even listen to this, let's go.
Give me the address of the dead man!
Flat number 26, Link Road, Andheri East.
You are merely taking pictures.
You didn't include my name in the last murder case.
You're getting angry as if we left you out of a wedding list.
What's his name?
- You can ask him. - Come on, tell me.
How can I wake a dead man up? He has already given us the name.
Did you get any lead?
What are you doing?
I am getting things ready for the headlines tomorrow.
More people will read it with this caption.
"Body with the Beedi."
Are you heading to the room now?
No, I have some urgent work.
Can you drop this off on the way?
Why haven't you delivered this yet?
Please deliver it to this address.
You can go anywhere after that.
- I can't do this. I have work. - Go!
Go, man!
JK, what's the evening plan?
Why? Do you have any interviews?
Aren't you bored of this routine?
The same interviews, same photos
- and the same people. - The same dead bodies.
If you're free in the evening, let's go for a coffee.
Thanks, but I have some work in the evening.
What a sight!
Give me a chicken piece!
You are taking money, aren't you? Add some spice.
- What is this called? - Ileana chicken.
You never understand! Idiot!
By the time we climb the stairs, our knees give up.
What can they manage to do after that?
This is our business tactic.
- Don't touch me there. - Are you breeding horses?
He's the man you sent.
He's neighing. I've kept him under control.
What a show of horsepower even at this age!
Unleash him while I get the camera ready.
Come on!
I am going to whack you!
Please continue.
Sir, I am in a big hurry.
I am in a big hurry too! Let me go!
Do you know Shiva Shankar Kutti?
- I don't know anyone like that. - He plays the flute well.
- Let me go! - His wife will look very beautiful!
I will kill you, run away.
Doctor, this is Center Page Nakki.
There's been a leakage of sorts.
I am having diarrhea.
This isn't a patty. Why do you want a sample?
I will surely send it across.
Please set me free from the bathroom somehow.
Why are you sitting in the dark like a ghost!
I ate something called Ileana chicken.
My body's troubling me.
Whatever I eat just slides out effortlessly.
If you eat carelessly, this is what happens.
Look at me. I eat on time and drink juice. Look how fit I am.
His body looks like it's made from leftovers
and he talks about being fit.
Buddy, please give this stool sample at the hospital.
Hey! I am going to see my girlfriend!
I am not asking you to give this to her.
I am only asking you to drop it off at the hospital.
He's drilling holes in my head with his dance.
You pest, I'll come up and kill you.
You must pay attention while learning Bharatnatyam.
No matter how noisy it gets, concentrate on the rhythm.
Do you understand that? Ready!
- Buddy, please hand this over. - Put this in a cover.
Here it is. And one small favor.
Do I have to hand over a urine sample too?
No problem with the front line, it's only the rear line.
JK wanted this to be delivered at this address.
Please do that.
You've made a courier boy out of a lover boy.
With a head like a mop stick, he claims to be a lover boy!
Hi, Gayatri. I'm standing at the counter.
I will get the tickets for sure.
- The patient's name? - Nagaraj.
Mr. Guna?
It's your parcel.
Boss, that looks like crap.
Really? I thought it was sambhar vada.
JK! It seems like a new car.
But you don't have money to pay rent!
Sir, please get that noisy group upstairs to vacate soon.
Can't say if what they're up to.
- Is it? JK, they said they'll vacate the next month.
That is what you said last month. I don't have cash now.
Give me a cheque then.
Is it fine if the cheque bounces?
You're from the press. Don't you have cash?
I will surely give you your money next week.
What's the noise from the door?
It's not coming from the door, it's coming from here!
They were selling something called Ileana chicken.
I ate quite a lot of that.
And now my case is as terrible as it can get.
Forceful and fast!
I feel all jittery.
That food is bad.
Hi there!
- Yes, it's very high! - Where are you going?
I am going to watch a movie with Gayatri.
She must have watched it with someone else already?
Don't you dare say anything about her!
She is my dream girl.
In your dreams. She'll find someone else in real.
Listen to two important things.
- It's only two things since morning. - Shut up!
Our house owner has been asking for rent.
- No need for that. - What are you saying?
The house owner and a hot babe!
You're 60 and I am 20.
Did you see that? A cockroach attacking a butterfly!
- Hey! Is that our house owner? - A small correction.
From now, we are the house owners, he is the tenant.
If these photos shouldn't reach his wife, he has to pay us rent.
- Is this blackmail? - Certainly, not email! Obviously!
When God shows you a way out of problems
it's up to us to grab it!
Whatever he says, this is blackmail.
Why do you look at it as blackmail?
Just think that God's using us to punish him for infidelity.
What will happen if we're caught?
Let's see if we're caught.
I have done bigger things, this is child's play for me.
Don't get us involved with this.
I thought we could become house owners.
Fine! I will be the sole owner.
- And I will ask for rent. - We might get- -
Forget about him, tell us what's the second thing.
- I am getting married. - We know that. Next year, right?
No, there's a small change.
What's the change? Some new confetti?
Hey! The wedding is next month.
- The same airlines babe, right? - Yes.
She's an awesome girl.
If he ditches her, I was thinking of pursuing her.
Anyway, if a friend gets it, it is as good as me getting it.
Getting what?
Happiness!
That's a lie that every guy eyeing his friend's girlfriend says.
- Hey, I am decent guy! - Hey! My pants!
- Were you sitting on it? - Yes!
I've been looking for them.
Hey! I thought it would keep me warm. Grab it slowly.
Don't just wear it. Spray some perfume on it.
Else, the whole theater will stink.
The factory where we'll stay after our wedding.
- A factory? - Yes.
The factory where two of us are going to conduct research
and give birth to different kinds of kids.
There will be no holidays or strikes.
Don't we have to work, ever?
For all the money my father has, no one has to work.
This air hostess job is just for the thrill of flying.
While people work for money, you are working for thrill.
JK, here's an empty apartment with the darkening skies outside.
I can smell the rain.
Darling, would you like to eat a laddu?
My strong evening rain
I am drenched in the first Advance of your kisses
And in that tremble I forget the rest
Feeling shy I stumble and fall
My strong evening rain
I am drenched in the first Installment of your kisses
When I come closer and Tell you to embrace me
Why are you silent?
You moved far away
I chased you lovingly But you closed your eyes
My strong evening rain
I am drenched in the first Installment of your kisses
And in that tremble I forget the rest
Feeling shy I stumble and fall
I am the distant Sun Yet I turn into a dew-drop
When you smile like a Flower I fall for you
When you touch me You set me on fire
And the silly rain Comes between us
To get drenched in it Like a pearl is bliss
Like a fish out of water I writhe in agony
Where did you go?
As I slide, come Be the pillar I can lean on
You have become my life!
My strong evening rain
I am drenched in the first Advance of your kisses
And in that tremble I forget the rest
Feeling shy I stumble and fall
- Hi! - What?
- Are you busy? - No, tell me.
Please come to the pool side of Sea Plaza.
Why? Is it something important?
- What happened? - Something important.
I have to get there quick. I'll be back.
It's like a DVD getting stuck while watching a movie!
I'll be back soon.
I don't drink while I'm working.
Who said we're working?
You called and asked me to come here soon.
I didn't say it's about work.
A press reporter is different from a printing machine.
Enjoy life at least for a bit!
I left my work mid way because you called me.
- It mustn't have been important. - How do you know?
You wouldn't have answered the phone.
I'm leaving.
A lover's tiff and then it's make up time.
Please leave without creating any trouble.
If I create trouble, will he lose his mind?
Hello, I don't even know who you are. Move.
If I don't, what the hell will you do?
What the hell? Get lost.
- What did you say? - Neelakantan!
Say it aloud!
- I'm not in the mood to fight. - But, I am!
Don't you have brains!
- No one can harm Neelakantan! - Won't you ever reform?
Hey! Look there! Get him!
They're Neelakantan's friends.
If we stay here, we'll be in trouble. Let's go!
Are you hurt badly?
You are working all the time.
I called you so that you can relax for a bit.
Who says I don't relax.
I always have a good time with my friends.
I came quickly without knowing any detail.
Where should I drop you?
Hey! Drive faster.
Oh, my! It's Neelakantan!
- You are gone. - Stop!
I don't know, just go faster.
Drive faster.
- Die! - Damn!
Go to hell!
He's here.
Moron!
Shakti! Stop! Where are you going?
Hey! Shakti! Stop! Catch her!
Let's go this way.
Who is that mad guy?
He is pointing a gun and trying to shoot in public.
My husband!
He was supposed to be my husband.
That psycho?
He's an American green card holder.
He has many titles to his credit.
More than anything else, he is a family friend.
My parents were happy to find a groom
earning more than $10,000 a month.
The wedding arrangements happened real fast.
That's when the flash news reached my ears
that he was involved in some wrong business interests.
What do you mean?
I was his fiancee, so he blabbered
all details about his wrong doings.
I was wondering if I should just marry him
or just behave like a journalist.
He was shocked to see the newspaper the next morning.
An article on his business written by Shakti.
You can guess what happened after that.
I got the wedding stalled.
So he talks bad about me to ensure I don't get married.
Don't let them go! Get them!
Thanks for dropping me.
Sorry, about breaking the glass.
It's okay, you didn't break it! Good night.
Goodnight!
Hey, did you fill the water?
I'm leaking like a water tanker myself! I couldn't.
Did you see my orange juice?
Was that orange juice?
It was thick. I thought it was mango juice.
Wouldn't you know the taste?
I said I took it, I didn't say I drank it.
What? Did you clean up with my juice worth 140 rupees?
In a hurry, I didn't check the rate.
- I will buy you another juice carton. - How will I ever drink juice again?
If you can't drink juice, eat the fruit, you fool!
Since I washed up with the juice
I have ants biting me.
Can you sprinkle some ant powder around me?
Serves you right for using up my juice!
Don't keep saying the same thing, mom!
He's a known designer.
He will deliver the wedding outfit on time.
I'll take care.
- What happened? - What?
- This happened. - I got hurt at work.
Is it part of your job to get hit up?
Are you a press reporter or a henchman?
Movie downloaded from bwtorrents.tv. Posted by DusIcTv.
See what you've done!
You're getting late for the flight, let's leave.
- Which room? - This room, 2028.
We'll serve him this.
As per the management rules, we have to serve him.
He's our friend. It's his birthday today.
We want to spring a surprise on him.
That's fine, Sir. But this is the hotel policy.
Subash.
If there's a problem, I'll speak to your management.
No, Sir. There's no problem.
Here, buy chocolates for your kids.
I am not yet married.
That's fine. Get married, have children and then buy it.
Sorry, Sir. Room service is an art.
An art?
He's not our customer. He's our guest. We should serve him.
He's going to be happy seeing you.
What are you doing here?
Unlike you we deliver on time.
Mani.
I bought this just yesterday! It's a new shirt.
It will be fine if you dry clean it.
As always, I sent it through an air hostess.
This time the air hostess is a new girl.
A new girl?
The girl who delivers it regularly was not well.
She asked me to give it to a new girl.
This new girl didn't know what's in the parcel.
Couldn't you come up with something better?
Are you playing carom with the parcel?
Search this guy's room thoroughly.
Have we come to a wedding?
Stop stuffing your face!
You are idle. Can't you load the washing machine?
That's your job. Not mine.
What did you get in the mail?
That's holy ash from the Murugan temple.
Why are you taking that to the bathroom?
I'll take a bath and apply it.
Haven't you taken a bath already?
I forgot to apply soap.
If you don't want these photos to reach your wife
give me 10,000 rupees every month.
The date and place will be shared later.
- Done with the bath? - Almost done.
What was that noise?
- Not here, darling. From above. - From above?
What happened, Nakki?
The parcel is not with me. That girl must have messed up.
- Fine, tell me the number. - Which number?
Your grandma's number!
The new girl you gave the parcel to. Her number.
Yes, that number.
Hello. Vinayak Medicals. What medicines do you need?
Sorry, I got confused.
If I wanted to cheat you, would I be staying here?
- Trust me, please. - Mani!
Leave a message asking her to call now.
I'll dial again. Leave a message asking her to call right away.
I am hungry, ask for room service.
Who is it, Gayatri?
What happened, Gayatri?
I booked tickets only because you wanted me to.
I tried to reach you so many times.
Couldn't you respond to my text?
I waited like a fool!
Who's this?
I haven't told him yet.
See you at the wedding, okay!
Who is he? Who's getting married?
We are getting married. I got engaged yesterday.
What about all the years I spent with you?
Be practical. We've known our newspaper boy for five years.
That doesn't mean he is friends with the family.
- What about our love? - Love is like a dream.
But marriage is a morning alarm. You need to wake up.
You've got to decide between a guy
who rings up against one who gifts a diamond ring.
I've made my decision.
We were intimate with each other.
Even when chewing gum is tasty, you've to finally spit it out.
Stop this wedding right now.
This wedding must not happen.
She has raped me thrice.
Bloody, start the percussion!
Shameless girl, you're a disgrace to the family. Go away!
What have you found new?
That I didn't have too?
Why have you changed suddenly?
Have the times we spent Together become meaningless?
Hey, come to me, baby!
Don't get mischievous!
Don't change your route! Don't shut the gates!
Now that you've seen money You won't come to me!
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust bin?
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust bin?
Speak your rates carefully
For I am her first owner You see
Check out the RC book if you can!
You'll find my name there man!
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust bin?
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust bin?
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust bin?
That girl is on line.
Richard, this is Madhu. I just got your voice message.
What about the parcel?
Since I had some shopping to do, I gave it to my friend.
I gave it to him to deliver it.
He would have delivered it by now. Hasn't it come?
Hello. I'm Richard's supervisor speaking.
I am sorry about him speaking to you rudely.
Is he human or is he a beast?
I was being nice and helping a friend
but he's shouting as if I were his maid.
He's facing the consequences for that.
What about that parcel?
I gave it to my friend. No idea if he has given it yet.
He usually does what he is told. No idea what's on.
Something important might have come up.
Everyone in this world is busy. You are. I am.
If you give us his address, we'll collect it ourselves.
Sure, note it down.
-3/2. - Where do I write? Give me some paper!
-Are you writing it down? - Tell me.
3/2 First Floor, Bhandarkar Road, Matunga West.
Let's go.
Let's not spare him.
Who is he?
You're thinking about someone.
He is grumpy, but a nice guy.
When I am with him, I am happy.
I say a lot without saying a word.
I unravel myself when I'm with him.
- Does he know this? - I don't know.
Why don't you tell him?
Say it through Facebook or with an SMS or MMS.
It's best to tell him in person.
Go! What's stopping you?
The right moment hasn't arrived and it's too early.
Don't wait for opportunity to knock.
If you're in love, it's best to say it immediately.
Shut up. I've lots to do.
Not more important than proposing to a man you love.
Go, tell him.
Shakti.
Are you done with the entertainment page?
You've pushed me into
This thing called love
You have made me Swirl in this illusion!
You have made my heart smile
Oh woman With your arrival
My tomorrow has arrived today
Oh woman With your leaving
The air around me has frozen
You have pushed me into
This mere thing called love
You have made my heart smile
In love's abundance Everything heals
I am a pining damsel
Come and add smiles To all my dailies
You have healed all my hurt
I have become another woman Because of you
Oh woman With your leaving
The air around me has frozen
- Who's he? - He's JK.
Oh! He is JK.
I am the one who will ask questions.
Open your mouth only to answer.
So, you are really not JK?
This is what I've been telling you for two hours.
Can you get me down, Sir?
- Where's my parcel? - Which parcel?
Are you checking yourself out?
You look like a monkey!
That's enough, he might die.
An air hostess called Madhumita gave you a parcel.
- Where is it? - I don't know.
The person I gave it to, is not here. Ask him about it.
Are you fooling around?
He points out to you and you point out to him!
- I'll beat you to pulp! - Sir!
He is right. I delivered the parcel.
He says the guy who gave it isn't here. Did you give it?
Are you kidding!
Sir! Don't hit me.
He gave it to Center Page Nakki, Nakki gave it to me.
- I delivered the parcel. - Wait.
You are not JK.
He's JK.
He gave the parcel to Nakki.
- Nakki gave that parcel to you. - True, Sir!
Why didn't you tell me that first?
Sir you never asked me this.
Sir the fault lies with us.
Fine, I am asking you now. Where is my parcel?
I gave the parcel at the Saroja Utensils store.
The parcel you delivered had some fresh crap.
Not a chance, Sir. Crap to you?
Shit, it is.
Are you playing Snakes & Ladders with the parcel?
Sir, don't shoot me. What you say is correct!
Sir, there's been an error.
If you let me ask you one more question
you won't be able to speak! Don't shout!
Where's my parcel?
At the Thilaga Hospital Lab.
Are you okay?
If it weren't for you, I would have bled to death.
- This is nothing. Let's go. - Nagaraj!
- They're calling you. - Mr. Nagaraj!
Your friend has given us a doll instead of a stool sample.
A doll? My friend?
Then, where did the stool go?
Does it hurt?
Bachelor rooms are filled with girl's pictures.
What's this? A dead person's picture?
If you get me down, I will answer your questions.
Stay where you are. Tell me.
That's clicked by my roommate.
- Him? - Not him, Sir. Another roommate.
What does he do? Take pictures of the dead?
He even writes gossip columns, Sir!
Hey! Don't say anything!
He's Center Page Nagaraj, we work for a newspaper.
- Thank you very much, Sir. - Take rest.
- Are you going to the office? - No, I've errands to run.
Are you cleaning the fan, buddy?
- Welcome, Center Page Nakki. - Who are these guys?
They're waiting as if they've placed an order at a hotel.
I am riding the bike, Sir.
It will surely come today, Sir!
Who said 'hey!'
Who said 'hey' while I was on the phone?
Keep quiet.
Sir, now that you got your diamonds.
Please return my stool sample, I'll send it for a test.
Why are you turning around like a table fan?
Mani.
- Kill him first. - Please don't, Sir.
Continue and kill these two later.
- Sir, don't. - Let him go!
No don't, sir. Please.
You've got your diamonds, why kill us?
If I let you go after knowing you are from the press
our smuggling activities will feature as news!
Seenu!
You fool!
The music is blaring, why do you need a silencer?
- Fine, I'll remove it. - Let me do it by the time you shoot!
Help the kid, go!
Hey, Seenu, get up!
Hey! Come on!
Hey! Come!
Hang on a minute, I'll be back.
Run!
Do you see my synthesizer there?
You idiot, despite of bringing the roof down
you are still searching for your synthesizer?
I'll kill you! Go!
Run!
What are you waiting for? Let's go.
Run!
-Run! - Hey! Stop!
Who's coming along as if he's taking his dog for a walk?
What happened?
Who is he? He looks scary.
Look at him after he's cleaned up, he'll be scarier.
He's Seenu, a cartoonist.
Shakti, need to use your house for ten minutes.
I've an important meeting. I'm leaving.
A meeting? Hurry, before the tea and biscuits get over.
You keep saying this.
Why did you bring this?
Ever since this came to us we've been in trouble.
Let's return like Super Star returns it to Nagma in Basha.
Super Star returned it to win over Nagma, why should we?
Should we hand it over to the police?
Don't be foolish.
If the police asks us about it, Madhumita will get caught?
Hey, why are you getting confused?
Let's just think we've turned lucky.
Just think. Why would Madhumita get this?
Why would she give this to us?
Why would he interchange it?
Nothing is wrong if three people are going to benefit from it.
What do we do?
Sorry, auntie
Madhu's phone is off.
She must be flying. We'll tell her once she lands.
He is looking at the diamonds with a magnifier.
They'll seem big, it's the right time to negotiate rates.
Three hundred thousand!
Ask for a flat rate of five, let's see if he falls for it.
No! Three hundred thousand, this is my final offer.
If that's fine, let me know.
- Should we agree? - Yes.
There are 30 pieces in here. So, nine million.
Sir, if one piece is for three hundred thousand?
Is it nine million in total?
If it's not okay, you can take this and leave.
What are you doing?
Checking.
Because in the movies
they slip bricks beneath notes.
But this man is genuine, he has given us new notes.
What are we going to do with all this money?
I need to buy some new underpants.
The old ones have holes like sieves.
We should use this money and start a newspaper.
Wrongdoers must be scared of our newspaper.
We should be the first ones to get scared.
Maybe it's money through wrong means but we'll use it for a good cause.
Do whatever you want to
I want to embrace it tight at least for a night.
We need to resign from our current jobs.
What is it?
You mongoose!
Buddy, can you abuse him?
Birds build nests, mind your own business.
The cows always moo, now it's time to show you.
Aren't you Center page Nakki?
You are fired!
Do that first! That's exactly why we are abusing you.
JK and Seenu are with me.
Fire them as well!
Hang on! I have the finale ready!
Hens lay eggs, go take your pegs.
Nothing, go away.
This guy is going to hang himself in the office.
Mr. JK your girlfriend is singing, listen to her.
Who are you guys? Why have you kidnapped me?
Do you want the diamonds or do you want me to replay the voice?
Room Number 2028, Star Residency.
If the diamonds don't reach me in an hour
you won't hear this voice again.
Why do you look so shocked?
- They've kidnapped Madhu. - Who?
- The Diamond gang. - Oh my God!
Aren't they dead yet?
We thought they were dead, hence we did all this.
They say they'll kill her if the diamonds don't reach in an hour.
Oh, my God! We're finished! We're so done!
I thought I would use this money to marry Gayatri.
We've even resigned from the job. What do we do now?
Let's get the diamonds back!
Listen. Madhu is not worth all this money. Think about it.
I am ashamed to call you my uncle.
How could you do this!
God has punished you for your misdeeds.
Leave this place right away.
I have to sanitize the place you were seated.
If your sister finds out, she'll throw a fit!
I am counting on you.
Why complain after doing everything?
His phone is switched off. I think he's escaped.
They're worth two crores. I'd leave my wife for it.
Where was the last time you saw him?
Who?
The hero we've been waiting for.
His home.
Are you alone?
Here's a beautiful girl.
No one's around.
Darling, would you like to eat a laddoo?
Madhu, we should do this only after the wedding.
I am not that kind of a guy.
Who? You?
I want my first time to be special.
This is against our Tamil culture.
What does your Tamil culture have to say now?
Don't move away Hey beautiful, don't move away
Dear girl, don't move Away from my sight
Without you my life Ceases to exist
Don't move away Hey beautiful, don't move away
A plane that flies Into the skies every day
Is going to crash Into you now
What's wrong if There's regular gossip?
About the exchange of hot kisses
Don't move away Hey beautiful, don't move away
Dear girl Don't move away from my sight
Without you my life Ceases to exist
A lot of love And a lot of me
What more would you ask for?
You are struggling To drink honey
That's dripping so Easily onto your tongue
My life
Seems bland without you
I long for you all the time
You've put me in trouble
A plane that flies Into the skies every day
Is going to crash Into you now
What's wrong if There's regular gossip?
About the exchange of hot kisses
My heart flies aimlessly
Like a cloud in your love
Don't move away Hey beautiful, don't move away
Dear girl Don't move away from my sight
Without you my life Ceases to exist
You are going to go places.
There's a company called Neptune technologies in a Canada.
You know they've opened up an office in Bangalore.
Do I need to pen a cover story on that?
Your name will be on the headlines
as I want you to be the CEO of the company.
A compensation of three lakhs
and a duplex apartment in Gandhinagar.
You are the lucky one.
A small gift from my dad. You need to leave for Bangalore soon.
So you were trying to convince me all this while?
Do me a favour.
Ask your dad what underpants should I wear.
I shall obey that too.
I am cheap. You love me knowing that I am cheap, right?
Earlier you never cared about where I stayed and what I did.
You were blindly in love. And now, you want me to change?
What's wrong in that?
Don't you want a better life?
I want to with my efforts.
Ask your father to shut his gift shop.
He walked out on her.
Why have you kidnapped her now?
We resolved our issues the next day. Don't shoot.
Let's go to where he is.
Let's kill her right in front of him.
Make a call to him.
The phone is ringing.
My battery ran out of battery.
I will be there in half an hour with the diamonds.
You sold it then and you want it back now.
We have to do this for each other.
It's easy money for him. Why would he have a problem?
We should have a problem.
Listen, I told you he's got a divine look about him.
You can replace these portraits of God with yours.
Would that ward off the evil eye?
Sir, the money you gave me is intact in this.
It'll be great if you take this and return the diamonds.
It would be great for you, but not for me.
My friend, three idiots sold it for a lesser price
unaware of its value.
But it's original price is double of that.
It's worth ten million and eight million. Do you understand?
Sir, don't even say that for fun.
We can even turn fun into business.
We took this from you just a while ago.
It's all intact in this.
If we don't return this, we will lose a life.
I am not a doctor to save lives and this is not a hospital.
I am not going to fall for these sad stories.
Should I narrate a romantic comedy instead?
- Silly guy! Give us the diamonds. - Keep quiet!
Don't touch me!
Let me go!
Are you cheating us, I'll take care of you.
Lock the door!
My dad says the ones who get fooled are bigger culprits.
How do you know it's your dad who said that?
He steals Rajnikanth's dialogues and claims his relatives said it.
This is a Rajnikanth dialogue too.
Think about how to get the diamonds back.
Listen, I have a super idea.
Rock candy crystals look like diamonds!
Why don't we buy some and give it to them?
Why don't you do that yourself?
That woodpecker nosed guy will dent your head.
Can you guys shut up? I have a super plan.
I can't do this. I have deadlines and assignments.
You can help if you decide to.
- Is this your plan? - Yes, buddy!
This is an idea from the Black and White films era.
The world's moved to Katrina and Kareena.
- Why are you still stuck with it? - Old is gold. Let's go.
The money is safe in your hands, isn't it?
It's in the bag and not in my hands!
But the bag is in your hands, right?
You have it, don't you?
We'll go there, finish the job and then get back.
I know you're going, but are you coming back?
Why do you say inauspicious things?
You aren't going to a temple, you're going to loot him.
Who's going to loot him?
We're going to return his things and take our things.
Nothing belongs to us.
Listen, let's just keep the money for ourselves.
I'll think about what to keep and what not to.
- You just shut up and drive! - Hey! A cow!
They say it's a good sign when a cow crosses your path!
What if a cop crosses your path?
Hey! Stop! Stop right here.
The shop is over there, why should I stop here?
Why don't we give the car for valet parking?
Why don't you chat with the security?
Park the car in a spot where it is easy to get out.
Come on.
My tummy's grumbling again.
I want to see latest designs, but you're showing me old ones.
We have more designs, let me show them to you.
Nothing is interesting. So many new designs have come out now.
It's a waste of time, let's go to a better shop.
One moment, what happened?
What is this, Sir?
Your commercials carry new designs but your stock is old.
Come I'll show you designs that are shown in the commercials.
Come along.
Nafisa, you stay here.
Good day, Sir.
- How are you? - I am fine. And you?
It's been long since we met.
The DCP's wife had placed an order for a necklace.
- Is it ready? - Yes, Sir. Just a moment.
He asked me to check.
Is it all right, if it is expensive?
Don't worry about that, I'm sure you understand.
No one knows when one will have a raid in their house.
Hence, we want to convert black money into diamonds.
I understand. You want to turn black into white. Okay.
Let me show you some other designs.
I can't handle this anymore. The car will get dirty.
I'll get into any house that is open.
How is it?
It's nice, but show me other designs.
I will show you more designs. Wait, I'll show them to you.
Hurry!
JK, watch out. What are you doing?
Quick!
I'm not here to rob you. I'm here to take back our diamonds.
Your money is in the bag outside.
Please take this, Sir.
Wow! It's beautiful.
Where's your boss?
The DCP would like to speak to him.
He is inside. He's talking to a customer.
I'll inform him.
Stop! Right now!
Run!
There was a generous king named Pari.
I used your toilet, I am very sorry!
I couldn't control it, but, I'll gladly return the favor.
Run!
Come on! Hurry!
Come on!
- Get in, quick. - Let's go.
Stop! Rascals!
He's run away, Sir!
Are they drinking juice to quench their thirst?
Ignore it, this is a freebie!
A freebie on his way to save his fiancee.
His fiancee?
Yes, next month is his wedding.
It's not a broad gauge.
You have such basic doubts at the end of the story.
What's her name?
I forgot to ask her that.
When I get there, show me who she is.
I will make sure that she is never able to speak.
Can't you let her go with a warning?
Are your affections soaring for her?
- No, it's not that. - Let me get to her.
- Her photos will be across the newspapers. - Okay!
Brother-in-law, they are calling you.
Three people have robbed a diamond store.
They're heading towards Sea Link road.
The glass pane at the back of the car is broken.
If anyone's close by, get him.
Should we reschedule our work?
Do you want to give your darling a warning before that?
- Let's finish this car thing and go there. - Fine!
Follow the red car. Follow the car.
Please, sir. He'll come.
Don't shoot me, please.
- Can we try this again? - Why?
We need to pass time till her lover gets here.
Fine! Get her up!
Wait here, I'll be back.
We'll come too. Let's go together.
It's not a party, for all of us to join him?
Friendship is like a set of cricket stumps.
Even if one falls, it's considered as game over.
He is confusing us with these analogies.
I'll think about it.
- You wait here. I'll be back. - Fine.
Which floor is this?
Please don't shoot.
I thought he'd be dead by now.
He's come back looking like Kamal Hassan in Anbe Sivam.
Oh my god!
Why are you pulling out a gun? I just want to crap.
Happy to see you after a short break.
- Diamonds. - Madhu, first.
Give me the diamonds first and then take her.
JK, give them what they want, please!
What if you shoot us after taking the diamonds?
This is a five star hotel.
The slightest noise and they'll call the police.
I don't believe you.
JK, give them what they want.
It's not a request. This is an order.
I'll kill her, kill you guys and walk away with the diamonds.
Do you think things will change if you act brave?
Give me the diamonds. Give them!
You are just one guy, we are three of us. Are you up to it?
JK, please give the diamonds!
Why did you inform the police?
I thought you didn't marry me because I am a bad guy.
But today, I realized you're the wrong kind of girl.
- What are you blabbering? - Shakti!
Shakti, stop.
God! We just gave death a miss!
Shakti, stop.
You were kissing someone in the car, who's he?
Tell me. Who's he?
- I'm the one. - Who?
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I kissed her.
Did you kiss her?
You lost your love as well!
He just blabbered cluelessly.
These are the negatives that were with me.
My best wishes to you and your wife.
Sorry about the trouble.
- What are you doing inside? - I am coming.
A smuggling gang shot dead after a heavy shoot-out in a hotel room.
Middleman arrested. By JK.
You're rocking, buddy!
Your article is on the front page.
You achieved what you wanted to.
What if the police tracks us with the car number?
No chance. The car is on her father's name.
He didn't want her in trouble.
So he filed a complaint saying that the car is missing.
The car claims that it is for registration only.
Has Madhumita finally refused to marry you?
A small correction here. I refused to marry her.
- We don't seem to get along much. - What are you saying?
My friend, when you look at the mirror
what if you find some other face instead of yours?
He'll be happy if he finds a better face than his!
They want to change me.
I won't change myself for anyone. I want to be myself.
For the money and the girl she is, I'll turn in to a dog!
I don't want to keep in touch with Madhumita.
It is up to you if you want to.
I'll be back.
Only I lost my job, my love and the money!
You got your jobs back! Why do these things happen to me?
- That huge opening you've under your nose. - My mouth?
Yes, if you keep that shut, everything will be fine.
What is this?
We have to thank Bhandari!
- Look how I got back at him! - Won't you ever learn?
It's only money!
- Are you happy? - Daddy!
Get lost!
- Why are you shouting at the kid? - He's not a kid, he's a demon!
Let's go.
We have loads of money. We can start our own press.
We're the owners, no one can question us.
English paper is here.
I don't have the car. What do I do with this?
We've known each other only for a short while.
Yet, it was an episode that brought smiles.
What is this, buddy?
This is the only way to shut a girl up!
Now, this is what you call mischief!