The following motion picture contains names and incidents which are fictitious and imaginary
The crowd are anxious...
...as are the press
A photo of you in handcuffs...
...could bring the city into unrest
I'll need to cover your face
Free Sivaji!
Leader!
CENTRAL JAIL
This wasn't a small fraud...
...but a 500 Billion rupee scam!
He provided food and education for the poor
Why arrest him?
He deserves 10 years imprisonment!
What the government achieve in 10 years...
...he does within 10 days
He's a big fraud
He created jobs for us poor
He must remain in jail, forever!
If they harm him...
...then we'll burn down the city!
- Name? - Sivaji
- Father's Name? - Arumugam
You here for murder?
Was it a financial scam?
No
Did you download illegal porn?
No
Then what did you do?
I tried to help our country
Then you deserve to be punished!
Who are you waiting for?
My son Sivaji, coming from America
You won't respond to my text messages...
...but you'll come for Sivaji
Hi Sister Hi Brother-in-law
Girls, they're the producers of Sivaji
His parents
Don't loosen his dhoti
If his parents are adored this much...
...when Sivaji comes...
Mum, bless me
May the lord protect you
- Dad - Bless you son
- Look here - Uncle, how are you?
Do I look that old to be called uncle?
What should I call my mum's brother...aunty?
Who are they?
They're the "Gilmore Girls" of Madras
Sister wanted you to marry
so I brought them all
Choose one and I'll arrange the rest
See, you are a "Mama" (Pimp)
Hi. I'm Vibuthi
Vibuthi? (Sacred ash)
Why is she rubbing me?
Uncle, India has developed well
Thank you all for coming
You've arranged a party this evening?
See you there
Son
what was your job in America?
I couldn't explain to my friends
Software System Architect
Say it in Tamil, dear
Understand?
Computer Engineer
Cool!
Is this Chennai?
Our modern metropolis
From Levis jeans to Rolex watches...
...everything can be bought here
All luxuries have come
yet poverty remains
How long you staying in India?
Forever
I've earned plenty for corporate fat cats
Now, I want to help those in need
Great Sivaji! What's your fortune, 20 Million?
Yes, give or take 10 Rupees
Sivaji, meet the great Adiseshan
He runs many school and hospital institutions
His achievements read like a menu
He is well connected in politics too
My friend exaggerates
I just help those in need
That's all
Friends!
I was raised in poverty
My parents toiled hard for my studies
I gain a scholarship... studied in America...
...and earned plenty
I want to help my country
It continues to suffer with poverty!
Education and Health can eradicate this problem
To make that happen...
I'm going to build a University...
...which will provide all forms of degrees...
...offering a range of courses...
...with no tuition fees!
Also, I will build a Hospital...
...that will treat all forms of illness...
...for free, whilst maintaining high standards
This can only happen...
...with your blessing and support
It’s getting late. I'll leave
Thank you for accepting my invite
Keep up the good work
If you need any help...
...then contact me at anytime
Thank you
Hey Biju, start the music!
Uncle, what's all this?
Girls live catalogue
Babes buffet!
Select one and I'll arrange the rest
You really are a pimp!
- Don't call me that! - What should I call you?
- Call me "My Mother's Brother" - I'll try that
Hi Muns
Her name is Munuswamy
Munuswamy! (a man's name)
He had a sex operation and became a woman
You...
Son, a modern girl will suit you
Select one and we'll arrange the marriage
Mother, I'll only marry a traditional Tamil girl
If we shake them, they'll speak Tamil
Not just in speech... her breath...heart...and soul
...must be traditionally Tamil
"Traditionally Tamil?"
At this rate you'll never get married!
Hi Sivaiji, come on let's dance
- Hi Vibuthi - Let me smear myself on you
Don't feel shy, come on
Hey Biju, change the music
Which number you want me to play, sir?
I want a traditional song...
...which celebrates our culture..
...with a dance beat!
Can you play?
Who is this stranger?
Please tell us!
Is he a Royal King?
Please tell us!
Just observe him
He strolls like a Lion
Who is he?
Can he shoot a bull’s-eye?
Across Tamil Nadu we can sense his presence
His arrival has bloomed Tamil Nadu into America!
Memories of my village river...
...lingers within me
Memories of beautiful women...
...has never left me
These luscious lands
The canal banks
The red brick lanes
Cool shade from trees
Green fields of blanket
Fragile drops of dew
Sweet aroma of cakes
Thundering train engine
Flowing river rapids
Whispering of the hills
Rural male moustaches
All remain a part of me
One can live peacefully inside a village hut
One can count the stars through its thatched roof
Ignore your mobile ringtones...
...and enjoy the ringing of bell carts
As my sole caress the soil...
...I feel like a child again
Let's swing on the Banyan tree...
and adorn it with flowers
I'll steal a weapon from god...
to sharpen our pencils with
Our home grown spices are grounded with love
No chef can match a home-made meal
All animals are treated with respect amongst us
Here, you can quench your thirst...
...and sense the fragrance of honesty...
...within our soil
llInesses flee from our local medicines
We always love our neighbours
Hello, sir Please come
Hand your money to my office...
...your son can enrol after you've paid the full amount
- I've sold everything - We have nothing to spare
Please enrol my son?
Consider this as a good investment...
...your son will earn lots when he becomes a doctor
My fees cost nothing
Let me enrol and I'll repay you somehow
Welcome Sivaji!
You can go
But remember to pay before term starts
Come here old man!
Please sit
Here's the project report you wanted
I recommend these acres of land...
...to build offices, apartments, or other real estate business...
...or build a grand hotel...
But we wish to build a University and Hospital...
That won't work out!
I've owned a University and Hospital for 20 years
I make plenty from tuition fees...
...and around £50,000 from open heart surgery!
If you offer these services free for the public...
...then what will happen to my business?
I wish us to remain friends
Why not go into real estate?
I've many connections within the Government...
...who can obtain permits within a week!
No thank you, sir
This is my ambition
Then you may proceed
I've no objection
However, my workers are known to be rough...
...they won't pay heed
They'll harm my opponents
Earlier there was an Indian from London
His name was...
- What was his name? - Singata Raja
They beat him quite badly
I couldn't find him afterwards
He could be in heaven or hell?
- Are you threatening me? - No, I'm not
I'm just telling you the facts
It's all down to your wish
You need not worry
I'll manage somehow
Wish you all the best
I'll pray for your success
Hello!
- You have an appointment? - Yes, the Chief Secretary
Good project plan!
The government will help you
Cool!
This is Palanisami, my secretary
He'll provide all the details
Reading your project will take up time...
...and I'm currently busy
Let's meet tonight at “Le Meridian" bar
- You've come from America? -Yes
Have you brought any American alcohol?
If you bring one, we can chat and relax
Can’t you relax with our local brands?
I haven't bought them for a while
- So you're a born scrounger? - Be quiet, Uncle!
Don't worry, we'll meet you
Hey Uncle, are going to worship God?
- No, to worship women! - Women?
We're here to meet your bride
You change into this and I'll wear these
Look over there, sir
That looks fishy...
and on holy ground!
Hello! Open!
Yes, come in?
Sir, they're both men!
Yes, we're men. What's wrong in that?
What is the world coming to?
What were you doing inside?
We were changing
But why was the car shaking?
If we changed gently, the car won't shake
But we changed roughly, so the car wobbled!
Raise the window, uncle. I feel shy
- You may go - Something's wrong
So where's my bride?
- I've yet to find one - What?
We'll search here, until you've found one
Why do you keep torturing me?
The type of woman you want...
...are either old, or already married
Single woman either go to weddings, or pray in temples
- Let’s see if you find one - Get lost!
I don't think this will work out
Didn't I warn you?
Finding a traditional Tamil girl is rare
Maybe we should search in Sri Lanka?
I've found her!
Where?
There!
Super!
Uncle, go talk to her!
Why should 1? She's your choice!
I'm very embarrassed, I feel very shy and uncomfortable...
...to speak to a strange woman you know
Just tell her how you feel
Go and talk to her!
- Excuse me - Yes!
What do you want?
Which way to Madras?
You taking the piss?
This is Madras
- We've reached Madras! - Really?
Thank you, sir
Let's go "Mama" (Uncle)
Who did you call "Mama" (Pimp)?
He's my "Uncle"
He's your "Pimp"?
Yes, Uncle!
Escape...
They've confused me?
We've missed that auspicious girl
Forget that auspicious girl...
...here comes a spacious one!
- Her torso has crippled me! - Shut up
Get me a shot of whiskey with soda
Sir, we've bought this for you
That's for me to take home
For your project...
the Fire Department, Airport Authority, Local Municipality, Water Board...
...Electricity Board, Pollution Control...
...we'll need all of their approval
To build a medical college there are regulations to follow
The government must be satisfied
It will involve plenty of red-tape to obtain many signatures
It will take around two years
Can’t you help speed up the process?
One more large!
- What is your budget? - 20 Million
Pay me 2%, which is 400,000
I'll take care of your project
Why should I pay you?
Why are you acting so ignorant?
Bribing everyone, from a minister to his staff...
...is the way things get done
-If l don't pay? - Your project won't pass
A minister will never directly ask for a bribe
It must be done through proper channels
Only I can organise this for you
A one stop shop
One more large!
Why should I pay a bribe!
I'm trying to provide free Education and Health...
...with my hard-earned money!
This is not a business deal...
...but a service for the poor!
You can do things for free, but not me
Without a bribe you couldn't build a toilet
I don't need your help! I'm educated!
I'll follow all the rules, fill a zillion forms!
My project will be done without bribes!
- Uncle, grab that bottle! - Don't get emotional
We shouldn't upset him, it could turn into trouble
It will become a nuisance
He's a fraud! Don't be scared of him!
Leave that bottle!
I'm not taking this bottle for free
It’s my payment for time wasting here
What about the whiskey you drank?
That's my service charge
You bloody cheat!
Someday you'll ask for my help
Get lost, you bald bastard!
Never!
This section looks like a violation
Is your valuation an FOB or CIF?
Your valuation is wrong!
Your construction is not within the institutional zone
A zone conversion must be done
You'll need permission from the village council
You can't build more than 4 floors
Read the Establishment of Medical College Regulations (2000)
Have you got clearance to use oversee funds?
We need a legal opinion on these deed!
Only the Government can authorise this!
Ensure it’s covered under CRZ!
Where is Form 1 Part 1367
Where is Form 737
88b?
Whenever we submit correct documents...
...they always point out some trivial fault
We have two options
1 - We pay them off with bribes
2 - We drop the project
Nothing will happen unless we pay bribes
I told you so
See how you called me back
Please come, we're expecting you
Mr. Alpanayagam? (Mr Greedy)
No, it’s Mr. Aasainayagam (Desirous One)
Take OK! Camera Off!
- A CAMERA? - Only kidding
Come in
- Here you go - No, thank you
Our first honest person?
It's risky to accept cash...
...80 buy a necklace at "Prince Jewellers"...
...and bill it to my wife "Jamuna"
And how much for his wife?
I mean how much for his wife's necklace?
Here you go
What about that...
Your prostitute? She's in Suite 35
Excellent, suite number 3+5 = figure 8!
If I call, police will raid. Here's the room key!
These assholes have really turned this "uncle" into a "pimp"
Shit!
This construction must meet its deadline
It will, sir
- I bring good news! - What?
That girl we saw at the temple...
...her name is Tamilselvi
She's a BA Tamil Literature graduate
Now she works as a sales girl in a music shop
She lives in Velcherry
You're great! Come, let's go now
No!
If we arrive suddenly, she’ll drive us out
- I have a cunning plan - What plan?
Just follow my lead
Police alone cannot stop crime
The public should do their part
Nowadays burglars enter homes as Repairmen or Salesmen
...and fool people
If you suspect anyone
...invite them in...
...then lock them in a room...
...and call us at 2484-8100...
...and we'll arrive immediately
Who are you?
Officers
What officers?
Assistant Electoral Enumeration Officer from the Election Commission of India
I'll explain
We're here for family planning
We plan to register your family onto the voters list
He is very strict!
If you suspect anyone...
...invite them in...
...then lock them up
Stop staring and invite us in!
Please come in!
Who's the bread winner?
That's me, Ramalingam
- Your Age? -48
- Your wife's name? - Jothi
- Age? -42
- Where is the young "figure™? - Figure!
Ask your daughter to come
Why?
I can provide her details to you
I need to confirm that she lives here
Now CALL HER!
Because we are strict
Tamil, those idiots are acting suspicious
You distract him, while I'll call the police
Stop drooling and close your trap
Start!
- Your sweet name? - Tamilselvi
- Age? -21
Size?
ra.
17?
My slipper size!
Mum, what is this?
Do you know how to cook?
Can you make spicy sauce?
Where are you going?
- Su-Su - Go-Go
You go and accompany him
Don't worry, we’ll take her...
...I mean take her details
Mr Todeman?
What?
Two burglars are inside our home
Please call the police
Don't worry
I'll call them
Can you sing?
Is that question really necessary?
They've added all these
Don't question us!
Just sing!
- Mum!! - Sing anything
Sing...my dear
Lord Krishna is a mischievous boy
Stop it!
How long can Krishna be mischievous?
- Can you dance? - Yes, show us
Mum! What is all this?
Give them a tiny performance
- They'll come soon - Who?
Her uncle
Stop it!
- How about a latest song? - Latest?
Please officer, It's all a mistake!
Shut up!
That day you escaped from the temple!
Sign your statement...
...then I'll thrash them!
- Daddy! - Sivaji!
Hey!
How dare you arrest my son! He's no criminal
He's a Computer Engineer, whose returned from America
He's a Millionaire!
Here, his certificate...
...passport, credit card and green card
A US green card is like an Indian ration card!
- The cell had no fan - Be quiet!
Why enter his house as election officers?
We weren’t trying steal...
...we wanted to check out the "figure"
Son, what's going on?
I've developed a liking for her...
...and wanted to meet her
But uncle came up with the stupid idea
My son has found his bride!
All our dreams have come true!
Are you her parents?
Get up!
Hey, bring coffee for everyone
Ask him to bring some sweets too!
Hello, this police station is closed
We're from Dharmapuri Village
We are not prejudice and are against dowry
Is this a police station, or a marriage hall?
Many Indian love stories begin within police stations...
...s0 stop timewasting and bring a calendar
We'll fix a wedding date and pay all expenses
Do you believe in breastfeeding?
What the hell is this!
The health of a baby is important, isn't it?
I breastfed my son until he was 5 years old
He doesn't look breastfed...
...he looks caffeine fed!
Why am I dark-skinned?
Fair skin shows more dirt
Their marriage should be grand and traditio...
Shut up!
Are you all mad?
-You are - What!
Look, your approach is wrong!
One must socialize before arranging a marriage
Thank god you didn't mention a baby shower!
Come, let's go!
Inspector, drop us home!
They're too much
- Let's find another bride - No uncle
It is better to marry for love, then for convenience
We should plaster that on billboards
- Morning, sir - Is your minister in?
Mr. Adiseshan is here
Welcome
If you'd called me I would've come
You born liar!
That Sivaji is building a University and Hospital
How did this happen?
Is it? I never knew
Stop acting!
Your own department passed his blueprints
He has begun construction work!
- Did you accept his bribe? - No!
Just remember who paid for your political campaign?
Don't worry, I'll take care of this
I will make him face hurdles
Please do not worry
I can't trust that asshole anymore
We'll have to take care of Sivaji
Shall I kill him?
Just cripple him!
Where is she?
Wow! Superb!
Why are you here?
We came to buy an instrument
Can we get a bigger version of this?
Don't worry
I want a hand cymbal...and you?
I would love a girl in blue
You flirting again?
If you don't mind
I know you're a god fearing girl with family values
- What do you want? - Your permission
It’s like you're asking for a snack
I don't know you, neither “here" nor "there"!
Is that all?
This is "here"
This is "after"
Now you know!
Will you marry him?
Joking?
My parents already warn you
one must get to know the girl
...socialize with her, become her friend...
...otherwise how could you marry and live happily?
You're right
We should socialize
Cool!
Sister, any problem? I can solve it
No
Then I'll solve my dispute with him
Come brother
It looks like someone sat on his head
You talk too much
- Are you Sivaji? -Yes
- You? - His Heroine!
It seems you're building some College and Hospital?
- And? - Somebody doesn't like that
Why not build something else...
...like a shopping mall or multiplex?
Who are you to order me?
Who I am?
I'm the Superman of Stunts!
The King of Kung-Fu!
The Fists of Fury!
This "Kanal Kannan" will demolish you!
Dear!
- Are you going to reply with a punchline? - Why?
All Tamil heroes use a punchline...
...even little superstars
You avoid it
You proceed
Deceased "Kanna"?
I mean "Kanal Kannan"
Across this road is Katpadi!
Cross Sivaji, you'll end up a dead body!
Children watch channel Pogo!
Sivaji will make you go-go!
After 6 is number 7!
After Sivaji, who is there?
- How was that? - Now it’s my turn
Tell your boss that nobody can stop me
He doesn't get it!
Lads, stop playing about...
...and persuade him!
I'm only their leader!
You're meant to beat my henchmen!
- You talk too much! - How do you know?
Cool!
Stop it!
Why did you stop?
What is that?
I'm sorry, my lord!
Mum, please come!
His whole family is here!
Why you have come?
We want to socialize with you
Socialize with us?
Yes, remember what you said...
...about socializing before marriage?
So, here we are
- You think I'm a fool? -Yes
Shut up!
Always troubling... just leave!
There's no obligation for marriage
Let's just socialize
If you’re still not happy then let's remain friends
We don't want to!
Why decide in haste?
What's wrong with socialising with us?
It costs nothing to be friendly
Come, let's go inside
Look, we don't like these games
Now leave!
Brother! Any problem?
Sir, they won't marry their daughter to a stranger
When we offer to socialize they shut the door on us
Come to my house
I have two daughters
Get to know them well
You can marry one of them...
...otherwise we’'ll just remain friends
Come my daughters!
- She is Angavai (Keep-it-there) - Here you go
Keep those on your head!
Angavai is a chaste Tamil name
She's Angavai
She is Sangavai
It’s obvious their his daughters
Sivaji, okay for you?
Sorry, sir
- I'm already in love -0OK
Ramalingam!
It’s not right leaving guests on your doorstep
- It is bad manners - Stop bothering me
Look at his eyes!
Look at his colour!
Look at his style!
Would anybody in Tamil Naidu reject him?
- I'm feeling shy - See!
- He is also modest! - We didn't invite them
Serving a guest is part of our Tamil culture
Finding a good person is difficult
So get to know them
Yes, take them inside!
It's my fate... COME!
Cool!
Come, let's socialize
Come here baby!
Stop being playful
Go bring them some unheated coffee
Where is your dhoti?
Why?
So that we'll feel at home...here it is
Where are your playing cards?
What for?
We'll play a game
Do they need sugar?
Was this dhoti expensive?
No, you've cheapened it!
- You want anything? - A beer
They only have buttermilk
Really? Go buy me a beer
Sorry
- What do you want to drink? - Poison
Poison? Here have some
Drink up and leave
You're only offering us coffee
- How about something to eat? - No
We're here as your guests
Offering sweet and spicy dishes is part of our Tamil culture
We're from Hyderabad!
You want to eat? I'll bring it?
Thank you
This coffee tastes like piss!
They're trying to kill me!
Call an ambulance!
I'll be dead before they arrive!
This is sweet and this is spicy
Now they'll torture us with chillies!
Eat it!
- Don't eat! - Shut up!
If she served me poison, I would gladly eat it
Don't eat this, your ass will burn!
Listen to me!
He's chomping on it!
Wash room please?
Thank you
Where are you going?
- Su-Su - Go-Go
Someone has cast an evil eye on my son!
Not "evil eye" but "chilly eye"
What happened?
Nothing
It sounded like the "King Kong™ trailer
I'm so happy
We've finished the first course of socializing
For the next course, you must be our guests
Impossible, we won't come
You will come by hook or crook
He'll pick you up next Sunday at 11am
If you want to buy a gift...
...he will pay for it!
It is enough if you come
It is enough if she comes
Alright?
See you on Sunday
I'm honoured that you're Dean of my Medical College
Oh...that's my pleasure
This floor will feature a anatomy and pathology lab
- Bring that drill now! - Yes sir
What happened?
My son stepped on a live wire!
Is he alive?
His pulse has stopped
- Please do something Doctor! -Let me try
My son is breathing!
You're great Doctor! Thanks
You saved my son, you're an angel
Don't you know that child labour is illegal?
I want to send him to school...
...but I have no money
I'll give you money! Just send him to school
Thank you, sir
If you make children work then I'll beat you!
Remarkable Doctor...
...I thought he was dead
How is this possible?
Il used CPR
When a person has a cardiac arrest...
...you must immediately perform CPR to keep vital organs alive
If that fails...
...then you can use a defibrillator and shock the heart to re-function
Cool Doctor!
Aren't you ready for lunch?
We said we'll not come!
Not come?
But we've prepared a grand meal...
...and fasted since this morning...
...80 we could dine with you
Come, let's go!
- That's your problem! - But we've spent plenty
We even cooked a rare turtle!
Is it troubling to eat for free?
- We're not coming - We invited you
Will you go? Shall I call the police?
Will you come? Shall I call Sivaji?
Sivaji...they're not coming
So you come here instead
- No! - Hold on
We welcome her family who arrive to socialize with us
Isn’t this over-the-top?
You are very special guest to us...welcome
Come, let's socialize
Here are non-vegetarian dishes
We also have vegetarian dishes
Please eat freely, without feeling shy
What are you looking for?
That rare turtle dish, which you prepared?
Did you really believe that?
I was only joking
You're not eating properly
- Why have two moustaches? - Stop troubling me
Why eat like a baby?
Have lots more!
You must always eat healthily!
Come in
After marriage, this will be our own room
Yes
I bought these silk saris for you
These are for special occasions
These are to wear at home
Here are the matching blouses
I selected these jewelleries for you
Here are soap, perfumes and other female items
When pregnant I've stored healthy foods and medicines
I've bought clothes for our baby until it reaches the age of 3
For a boy here... For a girl there...
I've bought everything to keep you happy
All I need is your consent
Cool!
Flower of my heart
Your smile is sweet as a fruit
The whites of your glance...
...inspires my garden to bloom
The sound of your anklets...
...turns men into poets
Come to me
You're my life, Sivaji
Take out your sword...
...and sharpen my beauty!
Smear your fragrance over me
Your dual arrogance...
...will bring me a pleasant death/
Oh sparkling moon...
...marry this cupid
Let's make love amongst the stars
Oh Emperor of smiles...
...want to bathe naked with me?
You want to rest on my bust...
...or nap within my eyelids?
! don’t boast my talents to females
! perform and please them!
The words from your lips...
...pour out musical notes
Your crevice and waist...
...are hidden places of ecstasy
In bliss, ! hid the earth within my robes/!
! danced amongst the stars and made the moon glow
With features of a maiden...
...and expression of a child...
...you're a figure of controversy!
- I'm not gay! - What you doing here?
While trying to kiss me...
...your girlfriend is leaving
Why leave so soon?
The meal is over, isn't it?
Now that we've socialized...
...tell me, do you like us?
Look, we came because you insisted
You had coffee in our home...
...we had a meal here
Everything is now equal
I specifically came here to say this
Don't bother us again!
Stop the work!
Where is the contractor?
- Stop everything! - What's the problem?
Violation, sir
The Government has issued this notice
You taking the piss?
I've spent millions on obtaining clearances for construction...
...now this new nonsense
The government reserved this land for a residential complex
If my work is stopped, I'll kill you!
Why get angry with me?
I'm just doing my job
Why not complain to the minister?
Is it enough bribing the government officers?
What's the point of me being a minister?
You should've come to me first!
We're sorry for that mistake
Please advise us?
It's too late
Nothing can be done
We're close to finishing construction
I'm in an awkward position
I've never begged for help
Please, help me
What is the value of your project?
God, again that same question
20 Million
Give me 25%...
...and I'll let your project continue
5 Million?
Why act so surprised?
You'll earn plenty from tuition and operation fees
Within a year you'll turnover a profit
I didn't start this project to earn money
That's what they all say in the beginning
How can we arrange 5 Million?
It’s all tied to this project
I can understand your problem...
...but Adiseshan is pressuring me
He's made an official complaint
If I must defy him...
...then you'll pay me 5 Million!
Must one bribe to perform a good deed?
That why I said nothing can be done!
Sir...please
Sivaji, come for a minute
Bloody rascals!
It’s no use talking to him
We can't afford to stop this project
Adiseshan picked the right time to screw us
We'll have to borrow to pay that asshole off
Come
Give me your property documents?
Sir, the constructed area is 8,750 square ft
The property is not enough to secure the loan
Here
Here are his property deeds...
...bonds, shares and investments
Please sign this agreement
Don't worry
Just focus on your ambition
Hi Tamilselvi! Happy Diwali!
Oh No! They're here!
Mum, Sivaji has arrived!
Quick, close the door!
Mum, they're already inside
Happy Diwali!
Didn't I warn you already!
Why do you keep torturing me?
Today is the Diwali festival
We wish to celebrate it with you
We can socialize by bursting firecrackers...
...followed by a meal, and a movie specialon TV
Uncle! Let's seek their blessings
- Please leave! - Why?
Get out!
Friend!
- Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali
Did he kick you out?
Come to my house
I have two daughters - Not again!
Get to know them well
You can marry one of them...
...or we can remain friends
- Happy Diwali - Happy Diwali
- Let us celebrate - Keep looking!
Darling, they're enjoying themselves
It has nothing to do with us...
...just ignore them!
Hey skinny man, come out!
You chucked them out, isn't it?
See how they remain jolly!
Now watch this!
Not me, dear!
- How was that? - Super
Our neighbours are having fun with them!
Didn't you say to ignore them?
Just come and cook!
Mum, come and see this!
Stop!
Who said that?
What the hell is happening?
- Why laugh so loud? - Its disturbing the neighbourhood!
This is my home!
If I enjoy myself, or use a spray...
...why should you care?
I don't care, just tell them to leave!
You have no authority over me!
They're were originally our house guest
Then you kicked them out, isn't it?
So let them go home! Why should they be here?
They're here to "socialize" with us
We'll socialize today, tomorrow and will continue forever
So mind your business!
Look! They first came to socialize with us
We've already had two courses of socializing
We're the seniors!
They should only socialize with us
- Please, come with us - But you kicked me out
I was wrong. Please come
- We'll come with his permission - This is culture!
Tell them!
Son, go with them and socialize merrily
If they trouble you, my door is always open
- I have two daughters - Sir, I'll leave now
I've never met a family like yours
Seeing your wealth and status, scared me a little
Your goodness has won us over
Give us your son's horoscope
Yes!!
- Happy Diwali - Thanks
You've shown your true colour!
Sit down
Sivaji's documents were correct
I couldn't stop him
Then what's the point!
The Government can't solely help you
We must also help others
The public will benefit from his projects
Why is he so frank?
Because of his 5 Million
What about the Millions I've paid you?
You've earned countless more then you've given
Now, let me earn my million!
So, you won't listen to me?
No, I won't!
Nothing can be changed
What if I change you?
What if your position is lost?
What if I finance the opposition party?
From now on, your rule is over!
Arrange for the assembly to vote a "No Confidence" Motion
Hi!
Did you check my horoscope?
When can we fix our wedding?
Wedding? Who said that?
But we exchanged our horoscopes
My parents were being polite
We've socialized and have become friends, OK
- But marriage is different - How much is a drum?
That's not sold here
Hold on!
What's the matter?
In marriage some ideals are important...
...which we don't share
Is that a South Indian Drum?
No, it’s an American Trumpet!
What don't we have in common?
No, it will offend you
- I want to see the Manager - I'm the Manager...get out!
Don't worry, just be honest
Please, tell me
Show me your hand
Understand?
A man's hand A woman's hand
But does our colour match?
Who are you calling black!
This city will explode in flames
Lord Rama is black
Lord Krishna is black
The minister Kamaraj was black
The poet Vairamuthu is black
That piano is black
Grapes are black
The real colour of Dravidians (Original Indian race) is black
That's why I didn't...
There are two things we should respect
Chastity and Skin Colour
Let's question her virginity!
Uncle! Cool!
Look, I don't believe you're a racist
There must be another reason
Tell me!
No, that was my reason
Burn down this store!
Burn her effigy!
Why aren't you serving this customer?
Burn the customer!
Shut up!
She has a right to her views!
Hello madam, just a minute!
So you have a problem with my skin colour?
I'll come back with fair skin!
How is that possible?
Let's use tar to make her black
We must challenge her!
What do you want?
Fair and Lovely! (cosmetic cream)
We'll need a lorry full!
Apply well!
- Uncle! - Yes?
Why is it itching badly?
I added bleaching powder for faster results
- You bastard! - Help!
Why add so little
Its saffron, we must be cautious
Enough!
Don't drink all that you'll become ill!
Nothing will happen with my steel body
What happened?
A phone call
God!
What happened?
I couldn't...
What the hell?
Run!
Don't be afraid! It’s your boss
He's just wearing an Air Con suit
What's going on?
Why are you bathing in mud?
This is natural therapy!
It will help me become a universal hero!
One gram of sunlight
One gram of moonlight
!/ mixed them, to become white
!/ was born black
Now I am white
!/ was born a Tamil
Now I am a white Tamil
His presence is...style
His pose is...style
His smile is...style
His words is...style
Energetic style
Hypnotic style
Victorious style
The young and old follow his style
His presence is...style
His pose is...style
His laugh is...style
His words is...style
His hot touch is...style
His action is...style
His dishevelled hair is...style
What I do is...style
My warrior, harass me
My cupid, thrill me
My rowdy, fondle me
My bad boy, gaze at me
!/ have nice features
White man, consume them!
You're a sweet chocolate
You're fast as a plane
Your figure is an hourglass
You’re soft as a flower bud
Your touch freezes my veins
Your shyness tortures me
You've erected a tower in my heart
You're the bomb
You are my hero!
You are a superstar!
Who do you think you are?
Get lost!
Striking, isn't it?
No, you look inverted
You serious?
That's not fair, I struggled hard to become white
I liked your black skin
- Now you look fake - Thank god
Wash off that white makeup
Why pretend to be racist?
Forgive me
I never expected your extreme reaction
I wanted to dump you, not because of your colour...
...it's my horoscope
Sivaji is a Leo
Tamilselvi is a Taurus
According to Indian astrology, both are not compatible
Their horoscopes don't match
Both have bad omens, when together
I foresee a big loss occurring
Because of her, he remains in danger
If they marry, he will die
How can you say that?
Look at this!
I have moles on my tongue
Whatever I say, becomes true
You're doing good deeds
You shouldn't get hurt, because of me
That's why I lied
What!
Is that all?
You know what my astrologer said?
If we marry, I'll obtain more wealth
For a second opinion we met another astrologer
You know what he said?
You are already married...
...and you'll give birth to twins
Which one do you believe?
We'll never have peace, if we worry about this
I love you
And you?
Why care about superstitions?
Life becomes hell when you think of death
Only happiness is important
You want to marry me?
Cool!
Breaking news in politics!
This morning, a new assembly was formed...
...after a "No Confidence™ motion was passed
The newly appointed minister has asked for a cabinet reshuffle
Long live Adiseshan!
Welcome
I should seek your blessing
You're the new Minister, let me honour you
You really are a kingmaker
Thank you, sir
Show your gratitude with action, not words
If you're Adiseshan, I'm your Alsatian
I'll always be your slave!
Stop it I say!
What's going on here!
The Government reserved this land for housing developments
Your construction is illegal
Demolish it!
What the hell!
Last time you received 5 Million and guaranteed my construction!
So explain yourself?
It’s a new Government order
I'll come back tomorrow morning
You have till then to sort this out!
That land was reserved for a government project
Which idiot gave you permission?
It’s an illegal project I cannot permit it
What have I done wrong? Why treat me this way
Why punish me, for a good deed?
We met everybody
We've paid everyone from officers to ministers
You've bribed those from the previous administration
But I'm fresh
I've invested plenty for this position
From campaign, election and publicity expenses
The cost of politics has increased
Tell me, what do you want?
What's your project value?
How many times will you ask this question?
- What? - Nothing sir
20 Million
Give me 25% for my growth fund
I'll take care of everything
You scoundrel!
I'm not a criminal doing illegal business!
To build a Gandhi Memorial they'd ask for bribes!
Uncle! You keep quiet!
Will you pass my projects?
Show me some respect!
Why pay a courrupt fuck?
How dare you offend me!
If you don't pay me I'll fail your project!
I won't pay you a single cent!
I'll drag you through all the courts!
There must be some justice within this country
I"ll find it!
Go ahead!
Hello Sivaji, how are you?
Are your projects going well?
If you need my help, just ask
Does this suit your status? You're a deadly a snake!
- You'll never die peacefully! - What the fu...
That's wrong
Sir is having a bad day
I'll see you later
Wanker!
This case can be won
The government can't stop projects passed by previous ministers
It’s wrong!
Their claims are void
In court I'll ask for a writ, or a stay order
For 20 years I've worked hard to achieve this dream
I've pledged all my earnings and properties
Please, save this
Don't worry
You've obtained approvals for your project
I'll take care of it
About my fees...
...I'll need an advance
How much, sir?
2 Million
2 Million?
Aren't I fighting to save your wealth
I have no money...
...and I've crossed my overdraft limit
Take my car as an advance
Sir, I feel awkward
Please, it’s alright
Was I born with a car?
Throughout my childhood I've travelled on foot and bus
Just win this case for me
Take it
You've always liked this car
- Can I drop you home? - No, thank you
Hereafter, I'll get used to walking
Did the Government Departments rejected your project proposals?
Yes
So, you bribed Millions to Government Officers?
Objection!
Permission was refused to obtain bribes!
Objection overruled!
You've already mentioned this
Is it true that you bribed officials?
It's true...but...
Is it true that Minister Anbanandham had initially refused you?
True
Is it true that you bribed him to pass your project?
Yes
- No more questions, your Honour - I wanted to help the poor
I was cornered! I was helpless!
The petitioner has confessed to crimes of corruption...
...therefore his construction permits are illegal beyond reasonable doubt
In conclusion, the new government notice was correct by law
This court permits demolishment of all Sivaji's illegal construction
The government need not compensate Sivaji losses
What's happened to you, Sivaji?
You should've taken my advice...
...of building a hotel, or going into real estate
Instead, you have become a pauper
How will you survive?
Will you work in a sweatshop?
Will you become a milkman?
Can you drive an auto rickshaw?
I can help you get a bus conductor job
Want it?
But, you need previous experience
There is one job that anyone can do...
...will you do it?
All I have are notes
You have any change?
Oh Lord...
...let him prosper in his new job
You're very fortunate...
...that I'm your first customer
Go beg for a living
Excuse me, sir
After the repossession of all your properties...
...you still remain in arrears
All other possessions must remain here, to pay off your debts
This also includes your Rolex watch
Sorry Dad. Sorry Mum
Please, return to the village. I will sort this out
We can survive this
We was poor before you left for America
Welcome, son-in-law
My situation isn't good
Can we postpone the wedding to another time?
We can fix the wedding date whenever you want
No dad, I don't want to marry
What are you saying?
I warned you before, but you still insisted!
After our engagement you've lost everything
After marriage...
...if you lose your life as predicted?
Your over-reacting
What over-reacting?
How did they demolish all your dreams and ambitions?
How did a Millionaire become penniless within one day?
It's a co-incidence, damn it
No, I can't ever marry you. Please leave!
Don't ever see me again!
Go beg for a living!
Don't ever see me again!
Roadside food tastes better then food from a 5 star hotel
Eat
You should return to America
No, this is my country
How can I leave my dream?
I will not give it up
How, Sivaji?
With this one Rupee coin
Tails, gentle path
Heads, wild path
Let this coin decide my path!
Now you will see...
...my wild side!
Who?
Tomorrow morning, a wedding party will arrive
Wedding?
Income Tax officers
Hide all your illegal accounts and documents
What are you saying?
The tip-off is confirmed, top secret
Don't contact anyone, your outgoing calls are tapped!
- Ravi - Sir?
Deliver these fertilizer sacks to my farmhouse
Can’t you cross the road?
- Where you heading? - Tambaram
Give us a lift
How can I take strangers?
We know your boss
I've reached my destination. You can get off here
Wake up!
- Sir has sent fertilizer - Okay brother
We have intruders!
Who?
Adi mate, still waiting for the wedding party?
That finished last night...
...today is the reception
Confused?
Farmhouse
Beaten henchmen
Your documents have vanished
Who the hell is this?
I'm the hero, man!
Sivaiji!
Striking, isn't it!
What do you want?
Fertilizer...
...which began with your one Rupee Coin?
Let's talk business
I'll wait for you opposite the Income Tax office
No need to hurry...
...but after 30 minutes I'll go inside
- Sir, your cake - Thank you, leader
My boss is calling you
Tell your boss to come here
Sir, sit down
Bring sir, some cakes and tea!
Hurry up and talk
I have all your books, hard disks and documents...
...which confirm undeclared assets and hidden Swiss accounts
Overall, you owe 20 Million of unpaid tax
- So what? - Eat your cake
Eat, sir!
You'll give me half...
Not the cake...the money
If I don't?
I'll hand your documents to the Income Tax office
See over there
Super uncle!
Drive now!
Tell him to stop
Hold on!
Your 20 Million will be seized
You'll face heavy fines and jail...
...while I'll be rewarded with 2 Million
Whatever you decide, I will gain
Which is better?
Losing everything, or losing some
You threatening me?
- Vel - Sir
Call the police commissioner
Adi, stop being so funny
Its undeclared money, sweetie! You can't use the law
You must remain quiet
You're just one man
I've the Government within my grip
I've your balls within my grip
Repeat!
Tell him to stop
Hold on!
You have 24 hours
Pay me 10 Million
I'll soon inform you when and where
Enjoy your tea
- How much? - 20 Rupees
Adi, you pay
I'll deduct it from my 10 Million
You leap more stylishly than a conductor
Hi
Why get upset on seeing us?
Why have you come?
You're causing trouble. Please go!
I want to buy a flute
Play this
I beg you, leave
Manager!
Your staff member isn't serving us!
Tamilselvi, serve the customer!
Flute
Please listen, I'll soon receive a large payout
I can re-open the University
Earning back is easy!
Can you bring life back?
Give me a break!
Why torture yourself with silly superstitions?
You believe if we marry I'll die?
The truth is I'll die if we don't marry!
Yes, he'll commit suicide on the rail tracks!
When did I say that?
Her expression changed. We'll exploit her sentiments
Don't joke around. Leave!
This is no joke
Come tomorrow at 5pm, near the Vandalur level crossing
You'll find Sivaji on the train tracks
If you accept him...a wedding
If not...
...a funeral!
- Come! - Why say that?
-Who am I? - Uncle
I did my duty
Uncle, this is a stupid idea!
Sivaji, women can never understand our words
Taking drastic action will solve this
- Why talk crazy? - Don't speak!
The train will depart soon. Remember our plan?
Hey uncle?
Yes dear?
You won't sacrifice me for comedy sake?
Move! It's urgent
Sivaji, the train has departed
Uncle, Tamilselvi has left
Suicide cancelled! Get off the tracks
Why are you stuttering?
My leg is stuck!
Stuck?
Remove your trousers and run
What's the matter, gas troubles?
Stop the train!
Crap!
The emergency chain snapped!
Oh shit!
Stop!?...
I'll always protect you
A raaga of musical notes rained on earth...
...and the Sahara desert bloomed into an oasis
The vast night sky parted...
...a beautiful moon visited me...
...and we both shared a cup of tea
Is this a dream, or the truth?
Is this love's magical chant?
This is love, a thousand years old
It will survive for another million years
Press your lips against my anxious body
Let your moustache stubble arouse me
Should I garland the sky and earth...
...with colourful flowers?
On this adorned path to the stars...
..let me carry your body?
This is love, a thousand years old
It will survive for another million years
Car keys?
Your started this with 1 Rupee...
...now I have 10 Million
You're a lucky charm
This deal is not over...yet
Leave him!
I won't until the money is safe
Uncle, start the car
Do you think I'm a poof?
You should see my police record!
Adi, man...
...cold-bloodied Adi
- I'll kill you - Don't sir
We'll take care of him
Money should return to my place
Return his corpse to his place
Know who they are?
They're the top rowdies of Madras
They'll rip you into pieces
You foolishly came alone
Sweetie, pigs always attack in groups
A lion can fight alone
Finish!
Cool!
- Ayappa -Yes
8 sacks have English newspapers
- 6 contain Tamil newspapers - Okay
4 sacks contain gossip magazines
Take them inside, then collect your money
Uncle, is it safe to hide our money here?
The owner is my classmate. We can trust him
His factory and home will be safe for us
We've collected enough money
We can re-open the Sivaji Foundation
No
If Adiseshan had 20 Million of unpaid tax...
...how much would the whole city have?
How much would India have?
What do you mean?
Have some tea
- Need anything else? - No, thank you
The total figure of India’s unpaid tax...
...exceeds well into Trillions
India isn't a poor country
Its wealth is hidden illegally
See how much inequality exists because of it
Rich get richer. Poor get poorer
This illegal money is the reason for India's poverty
We must expose this money
Sivaji Foundation shouldn't just be in Madras...
...it must be in every city!
It will provide education and jobs
And give food and shelter for all
How can one person achieve this?
I can!
We must find out who has such illegal money?
How?
Research various employees, accountants, drivers and servants...
...and organise an invite to them
They won't reveal anything
- I'll make them - How?
For that, we must visit the hospital
- How are you? - I can't bear the pain
I'm sorry
Adiseshan has never visited us
But you've come. Thank you
- Why be a henchman? - We know nothing else
Son, come here
- What do you study? - I paste posters
Why deny your precious child an education?
Who will provide us such opportunities?
We've grown up with violence
I'll give you the same job...
...but only for good deeds
Will you join me?
You get a good income, with a free house
I'll pay for your children's education
What do you say?
Useless chap!
Accept his offer!
You go, sir. I'll persuade them
We'll come, boss
I think there must be a discussion about the Indian Economy
But why is the driver here?
Thank you all for attending
In Tamil Naidu, around 2 Trillion exists as black money
What is black money? Is it painted black?
Everyone must pay 30% of their annual earnings as income tax
If they don't declare this, then it’s known as...
...black money
Employees, like you...
...would know if your employer hasn't paid any income tax
That money should go towards the people's welfare
So please, tell me where they've hidden their black money
Great! You want us to betray?
No...
...l want you to save our country
How?
I'm going to spend that money on the poor
Why should we grass?
Are you an Income Tax officer?
Commissioner?
The C.M? (Chief Minister)
I'm the PM
A postman...
...who will deliver money to the people
You're breaking the law!
Those with black money are already breaking the law!
My employer isn't a thief
He has kept his earned money
What's wrong with that?
If everyone used that reason...
...then our government can't control inflation rates
Cost will increase on...
...petrol, electricity, clothes, medicines...
...which will directly affect you!
Tax evaders, like your Employer, are betraying the people
Sir, I understand now!
Excuse me!
Sir, I'll give you any details
Shut up!
We can't be dishonest our profession
This is not correct
Those who agree, can provide details here
Those who disagree, can wait inside my office
That idiot wants to save India
How can we trust him with our information
He'll keep all the money!
This room is empty
This is not correct
And you?
You want to be here...
...or inside the office?
We're just discussing that
Cool!
This is correct
I was thinking...
...your scheme will benefit our national interest
That's right!
Hello
Minister, you've undeclared assets worth 10 Million...
...which are hidden as jewels, gold bars, and foreign currency
You'll pay me half to keep the rest...
Otherwise, the tax officers will seize everything
Have you decided?
Who is this?
BOSS
Who?
Idiot, its BOSS
Yes?
Fool, its BOSS
Live prosperously
Live "half" prosperously
Where next?
New York
CHENNAI
We've received unofficial complaints
Millions have been stolen
Stop and search all large vehicles
Exchange these into US dollars
Do this good deed
Note down this currency serial number
NEW YORK
- Hello Mike - Yeah, Aslam
Material received
Handover the money to the concerned party
Identity: 1000 Rupees Indian currency
Serial no: 5BD 714592
Cool
Friends, split this money into small amounts...
...and distribute it to those you trust
Afterwards, all must donate it to the Sivaji Foundation
Black money will return as legal money
Don't worry Sivaji, we'll take care of it
Thank you
CHENNAI
Hi, I'm Sivaji buddy. Cool
Hi Shiv, you got a mail
Our black money has turned whiter than white!
No one can question the Foundation
We've converted our black money into white
We must guarantee it remains white
I don't understand
Don't criminals wear white in prison?
- Hello, Income Tax office? -Yes
Give me the investigation department
You'll leave no stone unturned
I have evidence on those who've not paid any income tax
You can raid them
- Send me the documents - No problem
Sir
Who is that?
It’s your driver. There’s someone to see you
- What? - Forgive me. They...
We are from the Income Tax Department
Who gave you permission? Shall I call the minister?
Sorry sir, we from CBI (Central Bureau of Investigation)
What bullshit! You'll lose your jobs
We’ve obtained evidence of your undeclared assets
- Who told you this? - We can't say
I know!
Sivaiji!
He's suddenly grown rich! Why don't you raid him?
His wealth has been accounted for
You've not declared many items
Will you sign this statement?
For laundering undeclared assets into US Dollars...
...you are under arrest
Welcome. Today’s headline!
Across the city, the Police and Income Tax Departments...
...have raided properties of wealthy industrialists and politicians
Many were arrested for tax evasion and money laundering...
How did this happen?
Poor man
You've brought yourself to this position
What will you do in prison?
Hard labour?
Clean toilets?
Wash plates?
Should I help you get a job as a prison cook?
Pity, you need experience for that
There's one simple job for you. You want it?
Wis...
...counting bars!
Striking, isn't it?
You've committed a mistake
You shouldn't have done this
You insulted me
You will pay for this
I'm sensitive
I can't bear this
I will get my revenge!
You want more lessons from us?
I'm Adi, man!
Go fuc...count bars!
Cool!
I can't get him released, it’s all over the press
May I come in?
Who is that?
BOSS
What do you want?
- Who let you in? - Money
The minister is in a meeting
Don't allow anyone inside
Sign it
- Why? - Read it!
All construction sites bought by Sivaji Foundation...
...have been approved by the government
Therefore, all objections are null and void...
...and pending work can continue...
...by order of the Government
Signed... A. Kulandaivelu
Impossible!
Here's 5 Million
Sign
I got this seat from Adiseshan
- For your money, I'll never sign! - Why?
Professional ethics
- What? - Professional ethics
Sign
You must be mad to threaten a minister
With security everywhere how will you escape?
Will you stab everyo..
You stabbed me?
Did you think I was bluffing?
This will make you understand
Now sign!
You didn't think
You can't escape the law
I'll not be caught
You prepared for prison?
I'll go for years, Boss
Now choose, signature or death?
I'll sign
Doctor, the minister will see you
- Doctor, he stabbed me - Lift him
Don't send me to the morgue
Clean the wound with alcohol
Give him a painkiller shot
Is this a time to toast?
I thought he was acting, but he really did it!
What he says, he will do
Is he safe?
As he was stabbed between the midline and right abdomen...
...he is safe
Am I still sane?
Give him these medicines
His wound will heal within a week
If you talk, I'll cut your intestines
That's right! Take care!
Boss, I suffered a lot
Can I keep the money?
You should have signed before
Would you have given?
- I would have given half - And the rest?
- We'd call the Income Tax - Why?
Professional ethics
Greetings
The Sivaji foundation will rebuild your huts with bricks
We'll build schools where education will be free
We'll provide irrigation to make your lands fertile
But I will need your help
You'll need to maintain the whole village
Follow my advice for a year...
...and your lands will be productive
On whose authority are you doing this?
You don't need authority when helping others
This is Government land
You need permission from all us councillors
You'll come to disrupt my plans
But you'll never move your ass to help people
Application forms are ready. Sign it and leave
We won't!
Sign if you want to help
If you don't then wait in my office
Why inside your office?
Idiot, he might offer us a bribe?
Please follow me
Make yourselves comfortable
The playground will be here
I'll agree to all your plans
Councillor!
- You called? - Minister!
Change okay
Launch the helicopter!
Within this village...
...from illiterates to graduates, all are unemployed
You'll need to sign their employment contracts
Whoever accepts his jobs we'll butcher them!
Who the hell are you?
BOSS!
Bachelor of Social Service
Then what's the point of us being elected?
- Why should our party exist? - Minister, don’t be upset
If you want to talk, then wait inside my office
About time
- Please follow me - Do you have tea?
You'll receive a good meal
- Minister, what happened? - They served us well
Whilst inside the office I thought things over
Is my minister post important?
Only the heart is important
This is your area. Do whatever you want
If you don't mind, can I sit down?
What happened?
They didn't remove the splinter from my butt
SIVAJI INDUSTRIES
SIVAJI CENTRE
SIVAJI HOSPITALS
Sivaji Residential Complex
I'm exhausted after getting everyone bail
Our wealth has been seized
We can't even fund the upcoming election
You should have let him build his one University
He would have remain silent
Now he’s a Superstar!
He has Universities in every city
He lays new roads and supplies water
In every city he has expert teams running his foundation...
...like a private government
He'll be the next Chief Minister!
An enemy isn't created by one person
We've all contributed
Vel, arrange his death!
All the rowdies work for him
Can’'t we throw him jail?
Impossible. He stole money exploiting all the loopholes
Legally, we can't do anything
Just do something!
Can't you use political power?
He uses a special office room
He'll cut down my power
The public don't want to testify against him
They all support him
Why?
He stabbed me in my own office!
Then make an official complaint
That won't help
There's nothing we can do
What's his weak point?
Live prosperously
Please, bless us
No one can change their fate
Visit the temple at Thirunallaru and provide some offerings
It might help you
What's wrong?
You're sad on our wedding night
That astrologer scared me
I'm quite afraid
Let us visit that temple
Don't worry about that
Tonight is important
We should celebrate it
But how?
Meaning?
There are different ways
We can be poetic and divine, like a Sivaji Ganesan film?
How?
What's the other option?
We can be high-spirited, like an M.G.R film?
What do you mean?
Next?
We can be naughty, like a Kamal Hassan film?
Which is?
Which type do you want?
I love your style...
...and thunderous action
Can we do...?
Check this out!
Beautiful girl, the world revolves around you
This commander, will destroy all religious fanatics
I'm the real don
My pistol does the talking
Beautiful girl...
...you explode my mind
He's the true don
His pistol does the talking
My heart skips a beat...
...on seeing your sweet body
You're cool as ginger beer...
...with intoxicating eyes
She'll become mesmerised, from your touch
Like an electric shock
When I shoot bullets, she'll be turned on
When I explode, she'll be exhausted
With this gun, I'll be like Roger Moore
I’ll sense everything, from women to villains
Your humour is better than Eddie Murphy
You're my sweet gal...
...and I'm the don!
Morning, I'll fly like Superman
Midnight, I'll climb like Spiderman
Your eyes infiltrate like James Bond
17 rebel like the island of Cuba
My temperature is rising fast
Like Castro, I yearn to pinch you
Let's not squander our nuptial night
You're a sweet bun...
...while I'm butter and jam
Let me smear myself all over you
Kiss my honey lips
You'll always be my fair lady
Each Saturday you should light an oil lamp...
...then all your worries will be resolved...
...and you'll overcome your horoscope
You must place the oil lamp on flowing water
- Aren't you Tamilselvi? -Yes
Wasn't your school teacher called Sita Lakshmi?
Yes, how do you know?
She's my aunt
She recognised you, while we were praying
- Where? - She's in the Temple office
- Your husband retuned from America? -Yes
Please sit
Don't be scared. Sit down
Who are you all?
-C.B.l -C.B.1?
We're not here to arrest you, or place you in custody
Just answer our questions. That's all
How long has Sivaji been involved in extortion?
He hasn't done anything wrong
Then explain how he obtained money for his foundation?
He worked hard for it
No. It's black money...
...which he got by threatening people
He launders it and cheats the Government
Enforcement Directorate, Economic Offenses Department and Customs...
...are all keen on his arrest
Industrialists, Ministers, and Terrorists...
...plan to assassinate him
The Police are prepared to kill him in an encounter
Only you can save your husband
Tell us, how did he launder his money?
I don't understand
Stop acting dumb!
You sleep with him...
...and you know nothing?
Don't be rude
Sir, send her with me
There's no need for third degree treatment
What mistake has she committed?
Please madam, its only an economic offense
If you tell us, he'll be imprisoned for 10 years
If you don't tell us, he could be killed
You decide his fate!
He's a good man
Nothing will happen to him
Okay madam, you may leave
Sorry for the trouble
If you have any information then please contact me
Hey Uncle, tonight is for my wife...
...you handle all the work!
- Excuse me, sir - Hi, thank you
What's wrong, love?
C.B.l came and questioned me
Are you doing anything wrong?
I'm only doing good
Be straight with me
No misunderstanding should exist between us
My darling, we are one
I'll tell you
Hi, I'm Sivaji buddy. Cool.
When all the black money has disappeared...
...then I'll surrender myself
Switch off, man!
Fasten your seat belt
Cool
Don't worry about me
Just sleep well
What happened?
Nothing will happen to me
His life is in danger
No one can change their fate
Only you can save your husband
c.B.l
You have extorted and laundered over 100 Million of black money
Under the FERA Act you are under arrest
Nonsense!
What evidence do you have?
Your personal laptop computer
Who says this is mine?
Your wife gave it to me
Tell me, madam
No harm will come to him...
...promise me
Nothing will happen to him
What have you done? Are you bloody mad?
Would any wife hand her husband to the police?
He gives you...
Mum!
Don't say one word against her!
She did this to protect me
You would've done the same
Until I return...
...if l don't return...
...you'll never blame her!
Forgive me
This is our perfect chance to kill him
We must do this before he gets released
It's impossible, sir
Only Sivaji can log-on the laptop with his voice
He has scripted a program...
...that will corrupt his files, if the voice isn’t recognised
Very clever algorithm
Without these files he could escape prosecution
During interrogation force him to log-on
Everything he’s build must shut down...
...including the toilets!
Get his confession then kill him
If he dies in custody we'll all be accused
After the interrogation, transfer him in a prison van
Stop at the Kattupakkam junction...
...to have a tea break
At that moment some henchmen can kill him
Sir, I'm a low paid driver
But you helped me
My mother received free treatment in your hospital
Thank you, sir
Be alert!
Stop at the Kattupakkam junction...
...to have a tea break
At that moment some henchmen can kill him
Doctor, I need a big favour
They all plan to kill me
I could escape from prison...
...but that would close the Sivaji Foundation
There’s only one way to save this
I must die before they force me to confess
Trusting you and God, I am going to die
You must take care of everything
Please, do the following...
...find an unclaimed dead body...
Tamilselvi, your horoscope proved just as you've feared
But my love is stronger than any horoscope
I will come back to you, one way or another
Have faith!
I did this to protect his life
But the inevitable has happened
Please, save him Doctor
Come, let's go
Open it
It's already open
Joking around?
Say your password to log-on!
I've forgotten it
So, did he say anything?
No, sir
Why just stand there?
Break his bones. He'll speak then!
Beat him
-l can't - Why?
My daughter is studying at his University for free
I cannot beat him
You, hit him!
Hit him!
Forgive me, sir
My brother works at his mill
I can't hit him
Get them out of here
Go! Get out!
I'll show him the pain he has caused me!
One
Two
Three
Why are you counting?
Shouldn't I return this?
Only if you remain alive
Open your laptop
Stop it, sir
You're worse then us!
We need him alive to access the files
Let him die
He's unconscious
You go, I'll take care of it
Get the police doctor
What happened?
He’s dead
How much time has elapsed?
Doctor has just confirmed this
How?
Your beatings killed him
One second
Daily News speaking...
...we've been informed that Sivaji was killed under custody
Is this true?
Who said that? It’s a lie!
Yes?
This is Sun TV News
It’s been leaked to the press
What should we do?
How do they know?
Sivaji has contacts everywhere
Someone always helps him!
Forget it, Just move his body
We'll stick to our plan
Come, let's have some tea
Excuse me, is this tambaram road?
Turn on the oxygen
Cool
Sir, mission accomplished
Sivaji is dead
How can we access his laptop?
Sir, that doesn't matter
We can hire someone to impersonate him
Who could speak like him?
Within this city we have super mimicry artists
Welcome Mr Mayilsamy
Speak
Dear, this is Sivaji speaking
My single command, echoes a thousand times!
So unlock yourself
How was that?
Hey, don't laugh. You're not Sivaji
Can you impersonate Sivaji?
Just hear me
Mother, I'm Sivaji. Please unlock yourself
Remember, when I was a baby...
...you sang a sweet lullaby
Not actor Sivaji Ganeshan
This Sivaji
You didn't say that before
Hey, don't fool around
One more wrong password...
...the files will become corrupt
This is our last chance
Get it right!
Check this out
Hi. I'm Sivaji, Cool
Hi Shiv, one word missing
What's the word?
I got that one word. That one word I got it
Come here!
Bastard! Didn't I warn you?
The files are corrupt
The laptop evidence has gone
Legally, we can’t shut down the Sivaji Foundation
Don't worry about that
We have the Government
We'll eventually remove his foundation
When the Boss is no more...
No sir, another Boss is arriving!
What?
Sivaji's friend
From America
An immigrant
The new chairman of the Sivaji Foundation
We've been invited for the inauguration
Who is it?
Welcome Boss. I mean the new Boss
Thank you
Super!
Boss, he's Mr Adiseshan
Hi, I'm Ravichandran. Nice to meet you
I like it
- What? - Your bad tooth
What?
That's Sivaiji!
Sir, we Killed Sivaiji
You thrashed him. I burned him. Why worry?
Something's wrong. He should be dead!
Look at that!
He's garlanding his own statue!
Greetings to all
I won't say much
I'll just do the work
I'll complete whatever Sivaji has left unfinished
If you need any help then just inform me
I'll take care of it
Also, I will find those responsible for Sivaji's death
They will be punished!
Thank you
Sir, can you come with me?
- I need to question you - What question?
I suspect that you're Sivaji
Me...Sivaji?
Good joke
Sivaji was my friend. But he's no more
Here is Sivaji's Death Certificate
You confirmed this, remember?
Sir, what happened to Sivaji?
- He was assassinated -Yes
Excuse me, what happened to Sivaji?
He was killed while being transferred to another prison
What happened to Sivaji?
He was blown up inside the van
Yes
Everyone knows Sivaji is dead
But you disagree?
Then who the hell are you?
Me?
M.G.R
M.G. Ravichandran
Proof?
My Passport
My Green Card
My Credit Card
My International Driving License
We have evidence of Sivaji's death
We have evidence that he’s M.G.R
Sivaji is Sivaji
M.GRisM.GR
Don't try and be a villain
Who sent this?
BOSS
BALD BOSS
Why are you here?
To repay you
Understand?
You killed Sivaiji
Now this MMS evidence...
...will sentenced you to death
You fooled everyone with your bald head
But not me!
I know who you really are
Sivaji is me
M.G.R is me
From your plan, I died as Sivaji
From my plan, I've retuned as M.G.R
You're trapped
Striking, isn't it?
What do you want?
What have you got?
Take what you want
I'll take everything...
...after you've been punished
How should I punish you?
A legal punishment, for killing Sivaji?
Or...should I avenge you personally?
We'll flip the coin you donated to me
Tails: Legal punishment
Heads: Personal punishment
Wow!
I guess you'll receive a new type of punishment
First, I'll punish you by law
When I forward this MMS...
...everyone will know the truth about you
Don't Sivaji
Otherwise, I'll forward you to hell!
I've just returned from there
Now it’s your round!
I will show you the Devil's punishment!
Hey, money!
We'll get back our tuition fees
Kill that bastard!
Grab 10,000 rupees
Just 1000 rupees
I've got my tuition fees back!
You won’t need a penny where you’re going!
Sivaji continued helping others
He found more tax evaders
Everyone debate ways to eradicate black money
2008: Large denominations are withdrawn from circulation
2009: 50% of India's black money is found
2010: Purchases of Rs 1000 or more, must be paid through Money Card
Money Cards are issued to everyone
Black money vanishes from India
Sivaji confesses to his crime, and is imprisoned
2015: India becomes a wealthy nation
Dreams should come true!