♪ How ♪
♪ Can you not see ♪
♪ The broken bridge ♪
♪ Between your body ♪
♪ And your soul ♪
♪ 'Cause you're shaking in the morning light ♪
♪ Hands twisting under evening skies ♪
♪ I see you, boy, look out from your eyes ♪
♪ You hear demons and sweet lullabies ♪
♪ How ♪
♪ Can you not see ♪
♪ The light that flickers ♪
♪ As you speak ♪
♪ 'Cause you're shaking in the morning light ♪
♪ Hands twisting under evening skies ♪
♪ All the pain that you hold inside ♪
♪ Did only make you feel alive ♪
♪ 'Cause you're shaking in the morning light ♪
♪ Hands twisting under evening skies ♪
♪ Green bottles take you through the night ♪
♪ Hail Mary's by your bedside ♪
♪ How ♪
♪ Can you not see ♪
♪ The lonely man ♪
♪ That's stands in front of me ♪
Have you ever had a memory you just can't let go of?
Good or bad.
♪ Here's a shoulder to rest your head ♪
♪ Lips to tell you ♪
It follows you around like a trauma.
♪ There's a stillness in my open hand ♪
Forever there in the back of your mind,
just waiting to be reminded of.
♪ The quiet ♪
Always making you think about what you did so right.
Or so wrong.
Well, that's how it feels when I think about this.
Sometimes, it's easy to blur the start from the end.
So forgive me.
Let's just start from the beginning.
Chris?
Chris.
- What? - You're not gonna have some?
Uh, no, I-I'm okay, thanks.
Suit yourself.
Nobody wants their Christmas special anymore, Ashley.
Christmas is over.
Plus, it's fucking lethal.
Yeah, that too.
So, Chris, you're not drinking at all.
Nope.
That's a pity.
Wait, you're not serious, right?
Chris, it's New Year's Eve.
You can't not drink.
That's like not getting laid on Valentine's Day.
Blasphemy, eh?
Come on, just have one drink.
You're usually the drunkest of us all.
This just feels wrong.
You can't just force people to drink if they don't want to.
For the sake of a party, I can.
Not without their consent, you can't.
Jesus, Eve.
You always sound like a drink wear ad.
Oh, you sound like an alcoholic.
- Oh, good one. - Yes, it is,
'cause you drink too much.
Yeah, well, you know what?
You're just embarrassed. - Embarrass
myself.
Here we go again.
So, Lucas, I'm surprised you're here.
No other grand plans for New Year's?
Oh, I do.
But I just thought I'd spend it
with all you lovely folks.
How charitable of you.
Hardly.
Well, I must say our parties
seem to have died down quite a bit.
We're getting old, man.
Plus, I don't think I could hack another one of our parties.
Remember last year?
Remember how fucked up we got?
I remember Chris was, yeah.
Oh God, remember you fell off the table?
We were cleaning your foundation
off the walls for weeks.
Do you need to bring that up?
He started it.
Hey, I only said she was drunk, okay?
I'm-I'm not the bad guy here,
although I will say it was worth it,
because, you know, you only live once, right?
Don't abbreviate those words, please.
That's why I said it like that.
We're too old for YOLO.
Oh, stop it.
I-I said those words too many times to be able to hear it.
Now I cringe.
It is kinda weird though, isn't it?
I mean, it's finally happening.
We're-we're maturing.
Yeah, even Chris isn't drinking.
That's how you know something's up, right?
I mean, like this close to 30,
I thought we'd all be drinking more
to avoid the inevitable doom of adulthood,
but apparently not.
Maybe I just wanted some control in my life.
Speak up.
Nothing, babe.
So any New Year's resolutions.
I'll actually stick to.
Yeah, actually, I have few though.
Darling.
- Close. - Yay!
Ever late to your own parties.
You're later than we expected.
You almost missed my jungle juice.
Sorry, guys, work run over again.
It's all right.
We're pretty good at making ourselves at home.
What's in the bags?
Presents?
You wish.
No, it's, uh, it's fake tan and clip-on nails.
Guys, this moment is just too cute.
Everyone. - No, no, Ashley.
Ashley, delete that please.
Can you do another one later?
No, we look good.
Yeah, you do.
Stop.
You look gorgeous.
Exactly.
Now, who's gonna have some jungle juice?
- No, thanks, Ashley. - It's juicy.
Oh, my God with the fucking jungle juice again.
You always make a problem of absolutely everything.
It's literally my drink that I made, I brought it here.
'Cause it's disgusting.
Fine, in the kitchen, now.
But I'm bringing this with me.
So what did I miss?
Not much.
Um, Eve and Ashley have just broken a record
for world's fastest fight.
Chris isn't drinking,
and we've realised how old we are, which sucks.
You're not drinking, Chris?
Why?
Does there need to be a reason?
Well for you, kinda, yeah.
Well, there's not okay, okay?
She's just not feeling in a good mood, Jane.
She's fine.
Here, why don't you go get yourself ready?
Oh, I got you that bottle of wine you wanted
in the bottom of the fridge.
Thank you.
You're the best.
Oh, and-and do you mind getting me another one?
- Yeah, sure. - Thanks.
Dude, have you fucking tried these jellies?
She just stormed off.
You know how she gets.
As long as you guys don't cause too much drama.
I'll calm her down in no time. Don't worry about it.
Hi.
Sorry, I seemed upset in there.
That's okay.
You look tired.
I'm fine.
You're not lying to me again, are you?
You've been wearing that smart watch I got you?
Oh, yes.
You can check my sleep schedule if you really want to.
It's riveting.
No, I'm not lying to you.
As long as you're not mad at me.
Never.
Sorry, I wasn't here to help set up, by the way.
It's okay. I kind of just went with the theme
of leaving the Christmas lights up, so.
Good, because wow do I have gossip for you?
Oh, yeah?
Mm, fuck this.
What?
Although I probably shouldn't be drinking that.
Why?
Does there need to be a reason?
Touché
Uh, just don't tell Lucas.
Okay, so what's your big gossip?
Okay.
Well, Lucas kind of mentioned something
about marriage the other day.
You're not serious.
Yeah, we were walking past this jewelry store,
and I just kept walking, of course.
But he stopped and started staring at the rings
and asking me, if I were to choose one,
which one would I like?
Honestly, Chris, my heart was in my mouth.
So what, you-you think he was seriously considering it?
Yeah, I do actually.
It was just the way he was saying it.
His tone was so serious, you know?
So you'd say yes then?
Why?
Is there a reason you think I'd say no?
No.
Um, no, of course not, Jane.
I'm happy for you, okay?
I'm happy for me too.
Who knows?
You could be planning my hen soon.
Darling, you know dehydration is bad for you.
Okay, where did they get the energy?
I think they're just showing off at this point.
Oh, you think?
Well, they've been dating longer than us.
They both work intense hours,
and this is their fifth time today.
I called bullshit.
There's no point in getting jealous.
It's not really jealousy I'm experiencing, it's worry.
That can't be normal.
What's he even doing to her?
You wanna get outta here?
Yes.
Let's take a walk.
Please.
So I know I'm technically just a stand in,
but if the other actor drops out at all,
then I'll be the second lead.
And that's a good thing?
Yeah, obviously.
I don't know, I can just feel it, Brian.
Like that one job is just about
to change everything, you know?
And if you don't get it?
If I don't, I don't know,
maybe I'll just start writing my own stuff then.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I mean, many other actors are doing it,
and I feel like I have a few stories to tell, so.
So you'll give up the acting then?
What?
No.
Brian, were you even listening to me?
Of course I was.
Okay, I-I was a little distracted.
Mm, don't believe it.
Can you just stop walking for a second?
I wanna ask you something.
I'm not pregnant for the millionth time.
I'm not asking that.
Didn't I say it was rude to assume a woman was?
Chris, I'm not asking that.
Can you just look at me, please?
Thank you.
Chris.
We've known each other for quite some time now,
and I like to think we love each other very dearly.
What are you doing?
And since I got that promotion,
everything in my life has been going amazingly.
Okay.
And I don't want it to stop.
So Christina Blenkins O'Malley,
would you do me the greatest honour of my life
by becoming my wife?
Brian, I do love you.
So, yes?
Look.
Just let me think about it, okay?
I know this is a surprise,
but when you know, you know, right?
Of course.
Take as much time as you need.
♪ Time has come ♪
Chris, you're so cute when you're sober.
Go on, I'll be in in a second.
I'm just gonna go get some air, okay?
Ashley, hurry up.
Fine.
Okay.
Right before your eyes, just like that.
It's here.
- Ooh. - Oh.
And then, just like with everything else in your life,
no matter how hard you keep your eyes on it,
in the end, it's gone.
Oh, my God.
How long did it take you to learn that?
To perfect it?
Way, way too long.
Yeah, thought so.
Speaking of gone, where's Chris?
Oh, just out for smoke.
Did she bring her jacket?
- Don't know. - If she didn't,
she'll catch her death.
I told her before. - Relax, Casanova, okay?
I'll go make sure your damsel isn't in distress, okay?
Thanks.
Need another drink anyway.
Hey, your father asked me to make sure
you weren't out here freezing your tits off,
which you clearly are.
Here, take my jacket.
No.
I don't want it.
Okay.
I was, um, was just trying to help.
I know you said you didn't wanna drink,
but I got you- Oh, if I take it,
will you just leave me alone?
Yeah, alright.
By the way, um,
you look really pretty tonight.
- Hey. - Hey.
Are you okay?
I'm amazing.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm fine.
No way, okay?
You're definitely not more than he is, okay?
Oh, Chris, you're here.
Your turn, sit down.
- Turn for what? - Oh, good you have a drink.
Okay, so the game's called Arrogance, right?
So we ask you both a question,
like who's smarter, okay?
And then whoever it is drinks.
So for that one, Brian, you'd probably drink.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
And then if you both take a drink, then-
Then you both gotta down 'em, okay?
It's really not that hard to explain, Ashley.
I did it fine, thank you.
Okay, I'll start.
Who is funnier?
Ooh.
Fair enough.
Jesus, Ash, this drink sucks.
Oh my God, you're drinking it.
Yay, right.
I'll go get some more.
♪ You can slide right over ♪
♪ Sleeping in the game that I don't play ♪
It needs more vodka.
♪ I can't see with my mind 'cause I ♪
I got a good one, right?
Who is better at sex?
- Lucas! - I'm just curious.
Now you got to down 'em.
In fairness, I'm a solid 6 out of 10.
That is harsh, man.
No one's that bad.
- Here you go. - Go on, gimme some of that.
I wanna see what all the fuss about.
Alright.
Okay, next question.
Who is more-more honest?
Ooh.
Okay, so that's neither of you then?
Well, you know what that means.
Down!
Wait, again?
Yes.
If neither of you drink, then both of you drink.
Come on, keep up.
Oh, it's somehow even worse now.
Is that Battery acid?
Ah, holy fuck.
Nope, just sugar, spice,
and all things alcoholic.
And this is the last one though, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, last one.
Which one of you is more faithful?
Ooh.
Oh my God, oh my God, guys,
we're missing the countdown!
30 seconds! - Come on then.
What?
Okay, Ten
Eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one!
Happy New Year!
Are you okay?
I don't know.
What-what is it, Chris?
Did you stand up too fast?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes, Brian.
I didn't stand up too fast.
I just feel dizzy all of a sudden.
Just-just gimme a sec, okay?
Guys, there's something wrong with Chris.
Oh, honey, you okay?
Yeah, I just stood up too fast.
Are you okay?
You seem a bit wobbly.
I'm fine.
I'm amazing.
Yes, you are.
Lucas, you just chill your socks, yeah?
We're just having a bit of fun.
Okay, well, I'm just concerned
about my girlfriend, Ashley.
No, no, actually, now that you mentioned it,
I do feel bit dizzy.
What?
You too? Just take some of your drink, it'll cool you down.
No, Ashley, I think it might be the drink.
What?
Are we all lightweights now or something?
The drink.
Ashley, what did he put in the drink?
Wait, you don't think you've been-
What's in the drink?
It's just my drink.
Is that what you meant by sugar and spice?
No.
Guys, I-I didn't do anything, I swear.
Then why do I feel like this?
Why does Eve?
Have I been spiked?
It's fine, okay?
It's only Ashley's concoction.
It's gonna be fine.
I-I-I had some though.
But I got you the wine that you wanted.
I know, I-
Ashley, what did you put in the drink?
Nothing, I wouldn't do that.
Well, you were desperate
for everyone to get fucked earlier.
And now we are.
Yeah, well, so was Lucas,
and he's the only one who hasn't drank any of it.
Are you fucking serious?
Okay, why would I do that?
I don't know.
Why would you?
Exactly, okay?
What do I have to gain?
Well, you do have experience in this stuff.
- And? - And like you said,
everyone having a laugh again.
And you said YOLO.
Okay, well, then why wouldn't I drink some myself?
Well, maybe if you did drink some of it,
we wouldn't think you had.
That's just a fucking proof that you did this, okay?
How does drinking it exonerate me?
Okay, this is insane.
Oh, here, you're joking, right?
Guys.
Guys, come on, this is...
Really?
Fine, but if I'm allergic to anything,
and I mean anything, in this,
it-it's your fault, okay?
Really?
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
There, okay?
I'm innocent.
- For now. - And how do we know
you didn't do it, okay?
Forcing everyone to take your drink-
- What are you saying? - Oh, stop it.
Stop accusing each other.
Jane's right.
I think the best thing that we can do
is to just sober up and try to ride this one out,
for however long it takes.
Sound good?
Some fucking New Year's this is.
♪ My friend, I'm trying to ditch myself ♪
♪ On Fifi Island, it's where I wanna be ♪
♪ Just an easy pirate on a marijuana sea ♪
♪ Man, it's me ang Margaret ♪
Hmm.
Okay, guys, this is just fucking ridiculous.
Are we really just gonna sit here and do nothing?
Until we're sober, yeah.
Well, that could take all night.
That's the plan.
Some of us have never done drugs before.
Okay, fair enough.
But we're sitting around like we're playing
fucking comatose ducked up goose here.
Shouldn't you be worried about Jane right now?
I am worried, okay?
But I'm more worried about all this
fear-mongering that we're doing, okay?
Jane, you're gonna be fine, right?
You're gonna be fine, okay?
I promise.
I actually agree with Lucas on this one.
I think that this is just making us worse.
Give it up, guys.
The party's over.
And who put you in charge?
You did when you decided to spike the vulnerable.
So we're back to accusations, are we?
And who are you calling vulnerable?
Everyone but you two.
And how do we know you didn't do it, hmm?
Giving yourself a chance
to be all high and mighty, big and strong.
Looking after everyone.
Oh, you wanna go there?
Yeah, fucking do.
You know damn well I would kick your ass.
My ass you would, ok.
I'm way, way too fast for you. - Oh, yeah, you wanna try me?
- Yeah I fucking do. - Oh, would you two
please be quiet and take your testosterone fight outside.
- Sorry, Chris. - Sorry.
Sorry.
Ooh, you're making my head spin.
Look, guys, we're all gonna be fine, okay?
I-I promise you we're going to be fine.
I told you.
Okay, but we don't wanna know how much she had.
- Does it matter? - She could have had way too much.
I told you to this would happen-
Oh, that's it!
Two of you, upstairs.
- But I didn't- - Now!
You okay?
Yeah, I'm all right.
Just got the spinnies.
Sorry.
Jane, could you please get something to clean this up?
Ok.
It looks like we scared them off.
It's not a competition, Lucas.
I know.
But it still feels nice to be winning though, right?
I was hoping we could talk about the other thing.
I mean, you just did it again, Lucas.
Yeah, that.
Sorry.
You just felt so nice.
I couldn't.
- And what if I get- - Jane.
Jane, my beautiful ray of sunshine.
You've got to stop worrying about this, okay?
And if it happens, we'll cross that bridge
when it comes to it, but it won't.
- Yeah, but- - It's not gonna happen, okay?
And on the very, very unlikely chance that it does,
we'll figure it out.
Besides, I think you'd make an amazing mother,
and I'd of course make an awesome dad.
Don't you think?
I guess so.
You know how much I love you, right?
Yeah.
How about this?
Okay, tomorrow, we will spend all day in bed.
I'll get some ice cream, we can order in,
and we can talk about this as much as you want.
I'd love that.
But I already told you, I'm seeing my parents tomorrow.
Fuck.
I forgot.
Uh, Sunday?
I'm back working.
You know what Christmas time's like.
You're right, yeah.
Well, don't worry, okay?
I'm sure we'll find a day we can, yeah?
Boop.
Yeah.
But unfortunately, I'm gonna have to make tracks,
because I said I'd meet the guys at 8pm and it is,
fuck, it's almost 4pm.
Am, look, tell your parents I say hi.
Enjoy work, uh, and love you.
I love you too.
Hey, you okay?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Well, thanks for the help, Ash.
I didn't wanna get in your way.
I'm just saying, she's your girlfriend.
Oh, I know.
Are you drinking again?
Sorry, I didn't find any paper towels.
You wanna clean it, Ash?
Yeah, I'd actually love to.
Thanks so much.
Is she gonna be okay?
I think so.
I'm not a doctor though.
But you played one though.
A nurse.
And yeah, for like one scene once.
Oh.
If anyone can handle being drugged though, it's those two.
What's wrong?
My skin is so itchy,
but when I go to scratch it, it disappears.
Kind of like Tantalus?
What?
Just some ancient Greek guy.
Chris, this is not the time
for your ancient Greek myths, okay?
Okay, I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know, I don't feel all right.
Why?
Chris, I need to tell you something.
Oh.
All I'm saying is we should be down there,
making sure they're all right.
You do know we don't always need
to come to their rescue?
It's called being a gentleman.
Or whipped, in other languages.
Relax, man, I'm joking.
How can I relax?
What the fuck drug are we even on?
Well, I don't know, that's the fun, isn't it?
Is guessing.
Well, you've experience in this kind of thing,
well what do you think it could be?
Well, first, I was thinking LSD,
but it is way too up for that.
So maybe 2CB, 2CE, or just something else entirely.
Those are all made up, right?
No, no, no, no, they're real.
And whatever it is, it's working.
Who's are these?
I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you've got to try this.
Oh.
I know.
God damn, my face is soft.
The girls, the girls, the girls,
they will love this, okay?
No, no, no.
We're trapped.
I-I just feel trapped.
Why?
Because...
'cause I don't know if you'll believe me.
It doesn't feel real.
Kind of like Cassandra?
- Who? - Just an ancient Greek woman
who can predict the future. - Oh, Chris.
I'm sorry, go on.
I don't even know if I believe myself.
But I am-
Guys, isn't she glorious?
Yes.
You know what?
I got it.
I feel amazing.
Jane, please just tell me?
Come on, join us.
Can you just tell me what's going on?
The guys are upstairs probably having a great time.
Why shouldn't we?
Jane.
Woo!
Okay.
Ah, I told you.
Yeah, oh, fuck no.
Uh, tap out. Tap
Okay, fine, you win.
Oh, you cheater.
Ooh.
Ooh!
I don't cheat, Brian.
I just change the rules.
That kind of defeats the purpose.
So what now then?
How about- No.
No arm wrestling, okay?
I can't wiggle my way outta those, you know that.
What else?
We could see who can hold the breath for longest?
Or, I mean, we could talk.
Uh.
All right.
What can we talk about?
I don't fucking know, man.
This is your idea.
Um.
How's your night treating you?
Oh, it's not too bad, man. Not too bad, yeah.
How about yours?
Yeah, pretty good.
Nice, nice.
So what were your New Year's resolutions, actually,
you never mentioned earlier.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Well, what's yours?
I asked you first.
Fair enough.
Uh, well, it's not something ridiculous,
like giving up chocolate or alcohol
or anything ridiculous like that.
- Obviously. - Obviously, right?
No.
No, it's more like,
more like a promise to myself, you know?
Like I wanna,
I wanna-I wanna be remembered.
I'm almost 30.
And what have I got to show for it?
I mean, a few addictions,
€137 quid in the bank account,
and absolutely zero talents.
You're modest too.
Hardly.
But I mean, if I die tomorrow,
who would even remember me?
What would I leave behind?
Nothing.
And I wanna change that.
You can.
You can do anything you want, Lucas.
You're still a young guy.
Well, not anything.
No, I mean it.
If you want something, you go and you get it.
You only live once, right?
Damn straight.
So what about you then?
What's your, um, resolution?
I kinda like the sound of your own.
Gonna go get shit done.
Can't just take mine, that's cheating.
I don't cheat.
I just change the rules.
Ooh, that's hilarious.
Hey, if it helps, we'll all remember you.
Jane, obviously, the girls, me, and Chris.
Hmm.
Yeah.
That actually does help.
It's the drugs talking, right?
Probably.
My love buzz is insane right now.
I'm just very, very glad that I do not need to piss.
Oh, why the fuck did you say that?
Aw, I love you guys.
How are you feeling?
Um, incredible.
Don't I look it?
As somebody who vomited half your body weight,
you really do.
I did.
Yeah, you did.
Almost on me too.
Oh, no.
Ashley, I'm so sorry.
I really am.
It's okay, I get it.
You still love me?
I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't.
Of course I do.
No, wait, wait, wait.
I just got sick.
Has that stopped us before?
No.
Seriously, girls.
Is everyone just like publicly displaying
their affection today or something?
Actually, we just made up today, so.
Why doesn't that surprise me?
What happened this time?
- The dishes. - The dishes.
How original.
And what, you've just magically become
lovebirds again or something?
Basically, yeah.
Well, isn't that sweet?
You okay?
You having a bad day?
How can you tell?
Well, for starters, your sudden hatred towards love.
And second, being your four pints to our two.
I don't hate love.
It's just like everyone seems to be like
flaunting it today or something.
Like the two of you, and Jane and Lucas
were bloody breaking the house down earlier.
And Brian, it's just, I don't know.
It just seems fake or something.
I mean, no offence.
Offence taken, actually.
No, what Ashley's trying to say is that
although it may look fake to you from the outside,
it's real for us.
And also, we're just too hot lesbians who wanna show off,
Exactly, so don't be jealous.
I'm really not jealous.
Uh, sure.
Anyways, can I get anyone another drink?
Yes, please.
Yep.
I promised Brian I'd be responsible tonight, so.
So that's a yes?
Ashley, she said no.
She didn't, actually.
How many times do we have to go over this?
No means no.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll be back in a second.
Spill the beans.
What really happened?
It's a joke, man.
Nobody's even able to take a joke anymore.
One second.
Howdy?
Did you get it?
Happy Christmas to you too.
Happy Christmas.
Well?
Yeah, I got it.
Little mystery snow for the holiday spears, you know?
What is it?
Pretty sure it's 2CB,
but, um, it's meant to be real strong.
Pretty sure?
Okay, very sure.
Don't worry, okay?
She'll like it.
Okay, give me, give me.
Okay.
Bit less conspicuous, please.
Hey, hey, eyes up here. Smile
Now, I'll be seeing you guys at New Year's, right?
Yep.
Perfect, um,
tell the girls I say hi,
and pleasure doing business with you.
Bye-bye.
Sorry about that.
Honestly, like,
really, Ash?
What did I say about the drinks?
Lucas says hi.
Do you know what?
Now that it's here,
ah, sure, fuck it, it's Friday.
See, it's always better
asking for forgiveness than permission.
Mm, I don't know if that applies to everything.
You'd be surprised.
Do you agree?
It's not true.
It's just not.
You're making that up.
Nobody's ever said that.
Do you wanna go get another drink?
I never thought you'd ask.
Come on, you've been a Debbie downer all night?
I can't just forget my problems, Jane.
Sure you can.
It's easy.
No, it's not.
I've been doing it all night long.
What are you trying to forget?
Why aren't you telling me? - Just leave it.
I can't.
Jane, you're my best friend.
Please, just let me help you.
Fine, I'm pregnant, Chris.
I'm pregnant.
Oh, God.
I'm pregnant.
But it's fine.
It's amazing, actually.
And it'll all be okay,
because Lucas is gonna fix it.
I trust him.
Okay, you ready?
- No. - Good.
So all you wanna be doing is just aim
for the handle as much as you can.
And it'll just fly open.
You sure?
Positive.
Well, mostly, okay?
But you're bigger than me, yeah?
So let's put your advantage to use
and just knock this fucker down, okay?
And you're positive Jane won't mind?
Dude, do we have any other options here?
No, you're right, we don't.
I know, I usually am.
All right, let's go, boy.
Let's fucking go!
Did you try pulling it?
Uh.
Oops.
Hmm.
How far along are you?
I don't know.
Few weeks?
Does Lucas know?
No.
Not yet.
I mean, he says he wants kids,
but I'm just afraid he'll run off
as soon as he sees my tits leaking or something.
Oh, God, what am I gonna do?
Is the baby even gonna be okay?
Do you feel anything wrong?
I'm tripping balls, so yeah.
Look, nobody's gonna die, okay?
I never said dying.
Right, fuck.
I just mean, like, is it gonna be addicted to drugs?
I mean, I don't think so.
It's pretty unlikely we did heroin.
- How unlikely? - Jesus, I don't know, Jane.
I'm sorry, I just-
It's okay, I get it.
You're planning on keeping it then?
I don't know.
Jane, I need to tell you something.
Hey-ho.
Oh, hi.
We escaped.
Escaped from where?
Well, your room.
Oh, it was the whole thing.
I missed you. - I missed you.
Brian, we need to talk.
Yes, we do.
Hey, the boys are back in town.
Hey, you guys drinking again?
Oh, we sobered up, didn't we?
Not really, but, um, I'm not complaining.
Guys, I don't think this is a good idea.
- No, it is. - What?
I want everyone to have a drink for what I'm about to do.
Way ahead of you there.
Brian, please.
Christina Blenkins O'Malley.
Don't do this in front of everyone.
I've waited too long for your answer.
And now is the perfect time.
I love you, Chris.
And I wanna spend the rest of my life with you,
making a family and growing old.
- No fucking way. - Shh.
And I've already had a conversation
with my best friend, Lucas.
I realised that I don't wanna wait any longer.
I can't wait any longer.
So.
Brian.
Chris, my love.
Will you marry me?
Brian.
Why do you have to ask me now?
'Cause I love you.
And I love you too.
I love you too so much.
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
Sorry.
Um, I must have lost my train of thought.
It's okay.
Take your time.
We just want you to be honest with us, Chris.
Don't be afraid.
I'm not.
Where was I?
Um, oh, yeah.
Uh.
Well, it's about halfway through
that things get more complicated.
So you wanna tell me what that was about,
or are you just here for the fresh air?
'Cause I like the air.
It's-it's fresh.
So we can just sit here for a while, if you like.
I don't mind, Chris.
Why did you have to humiliate me like that?
Humiliate you?
You left me on my knee, Chris.
But you asked me in front of everyone.
Were you trying to trap me into saying yes?
Nobody's trying to trap anybody.
I thought it was the right time.
I'm sorry.
Just talk to me, please.
I don't even know what to say.
I'm still a bit fucked.
I know, me too.
Why don't you just tell me why you won't marry me,
and we can just go from there?
Brian, I'm just not ready.
We've been seeing each other for over three years, Chris.
I practically live with you.
And it's not as if we're getting any younger.
I know.
And on paper, that all sounds amazing, but-
Are you unhappy with me?
No.
Am I not husband material?
No.
I mean, yeah, of course you are.
Then what's so wrong with me
that you don't wanna be with me?
Oh, Brian, you never listen.
You don't listen to me.
You talk over me all the time,
and you tell people things that are none of their business.
I just feel like I'm a side kick in the world
where you are a main character.
Is that all?
I don't mean to sound harsh, okay?
I'm sorry.
I can fix those things though, Chris.
We can make this work.
I don't think we can.
So you're not even willing to try?
It's not all that's wrong though.
Ah, no.
Of course it's not.
Keep it coming then, lay it all on me.
I can't, okay?
It's not like that.
Why?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
It's not always about you.
- Then who? - It's about me.
It's about me and-
Brian, I'm late.
- As in you're- - Yeah.
I mean, maybe.
I don't know, it's,
it's just been a couple of weeks.
Chris, that's amazing.
No, it's not.
It's fucking terrifying.
- Why is it terrifying? - Oh, you have no idea.
How do you expect me to listen
to you when you don't tell me anything?
Because this is different.
Well, what are we gonna do?
Nothing, okay?
We are going to do nothing.
Brian, I can't have a baby.
- Do I not get a say? - No!
You know, we all have to grow up
and settle down eventually.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know.
Maybe having a baby is exactly what you need.
Need for what exactly?
Don't start with the dramatics, Christina.
I'm just saying.
No, don't condescend me.
And stop fucking calling me that.
What, do you not think I want a normal life?
Where I just work some office job, nine to five,
be content at home with a baby.
I wish I was, but that's not me, Brian.
I have dreams, Brian.
Aspirations that I want to achieve - me.
Oh, it would be so much fucking easier
if my brain worked like a normal human being, but it doesn't.
It's not my fault if you've missed out on your dreams.
I want you to start thinking about your future
and stop living in a fucking fairytale.
What future, Brian?
The future that you decided for us?
- Oh, stop it. - The future where I'm at home
with the dinner on, and at 9:00 PM,
we go to bed over and over and over and over again
every fucking day with the rest of our lives.
Is that what you want?
Is it? - Um,
I wanna be fucking normal, Chris!
Like a real couple,
who show their affection in public,
who tell each other 'I love you' or 'I miss you.'
Is that so much to ask?
Like we didn't even do a New Year's kiss.
Is it so much to wanna be in a relationship
where you love each other equally?
Like-like Jane and Lucas, for fuck's sake.
I don't want that future right now.
You can't make me have it.
No.
I guess I can't.
Happy New Year, Chris.
I hope you find what you're looking for.
Oh, Sorry.
Come on, mam's been waiting out here
for like half an hour for us.
But I already told you, I don't need your chariot.
Ooh, I can use my one two legs.
Oh my God, how the hell do you always manage
to get this fucked?
You can barely stand.
It's a fucking pirate.
What was that?
Oh, you sure there, Chris?
Positivio.
Okay, fine, but text us when you're home, yeah?
Whoa.
It's just me.
Well, if it isn't my knight in shining arm our.
Were you about to stab me?
I mean, only if you're a bad guy.
What happened to your nose?
What, ow!
Hey!
Okay, let's get you home, Christina.
Come on. - Don't call me that.
Why?
Do you not like it?
No.
Well, I think it's worth this,
because you look very cute when you're angry.
Trust me.
You don't wanna see me when I'm angry.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, hi.
Hey.
Um, you good?
Brian seemed-
I'm fine.
I-I just need a minute, 'kay?
Yep, yep.
Cool, cool, okay, I'll just um,
Gonna take this, be outta your way.
And I do like it.
It's not like I don't.
Oh, of course.
You don't believe me.
Sure I do.
You don't.
What, do you want me to say it?
I'm not afraid to say it.
Would it matter if I said no?
Not really.
Fine, I'll say it.
Are you ready? - Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I love love.
There, I said.
Get the president on the line because this,
this is big.
It really is.
And it's not like, everybody thinks that I despise love,
but I don't, I just despise public intimacy.
Oh. - Watch yourself.
And I may despise it, but I'm not afraid of it.
See?
I don't even care.
I...
I don't think Brian would be too pleased
with you doing that.
What he doesn't know won't kill him.
Plus, it was only a peck.
A wee little pecker.
You really are strange, aren't you?
You love it.
All right, let's get you home
before you start kissing the pavement
with that new fence skill of yours.
Psh, he wishes.
Chris?
Everyone seems to have gotten their second wind in there,
except you and Brian.
So I just-just wanna make sure you're all right.
But we were actually having a chat earlier
and it made me realise a few things.
And I-I'd really like to talk to you about something if-
How can you even speak to me after what you did?
What?
Sorry, what you mean?
Don't do that.
Don't fucking do that.
Do what, Chris?
Deny it.
Deny what?
You know what you fucking did, Lucas.
I don't even know who the fuck I am anymore.
I can't eat, I can't sleep.
Every time I even look at you,
I'm forced to remember what we,
oh, what you did,
I can't fucking take it.
Chris.
You're not implying that I-
That you fucking raped me, Lucas.
Wait, what?
Yeah, what?
- You raped her? - No!
Jesus Christ.
Ashley, please keep it down.
When did this happen?
How?
This is serious accusation to make.
Exactly, what the fuck, Chris?
What's going on?
- Nothing. - Nothing.
You're not gonna tell her?
Tell me what?
Is it true or not?
No, it-it's not true.
Is what true?
I have to tell her.
Jane, Chris has accused Lucas of raping her.
Which I didn't fucking do.
Look, Jane, just let me explain, okay?
Explain what?
More lies?
Did you-did you two?
Jane, I didn't know how to tell you this,
but, um, she forced herself on me.
What?
I was trying to bring her home
because she was so drunk and,
and-and I know I was drunk too.
And I was weak.
And she was trying to prove a point
about intimacy or some shit.
I was just- You can't be
fucking serious, Lucas.
When it happened, I felt so awful.
I just-I wanted to get sick.
I can't believe this.
Wait.
Jane.
My beautiful ray of sunshine, okay?
Look, you know I would never do
anything on purpose to hurt you, you know that.
You fucking lying bastard.
You know exactly what the fuck you did.
What I did, okay?
I only helped you home and you fucking used me.
Was that at O'Reilly's
last time, Chris, you-you were wrecked,
and you were going on about intimacy the whole night.
And when she kissed me, she said,
"What Jane doesn't know won't kill her."
I didn't though.
I said that about Brian.
And it was a fucking peck.
Jane, it was a fucking peck.
You're joking, right?
Brian.
Brian, please.
What's going on?
They fucked.
Brian, we didn't.
Dude, she-she threw herself on me.
I swear I didn't- Oh, shut the fuck up!
Just quit the bullshit, Chris!
When did this happen?
- Brian, just listen to me. - When?
The day you proposed.
Oh, yeah.
That adds up.
So you being late then.
That could be his?
No.
Brian, I don't know.
Is that why you wouldn't marry me?
'Cause you did this?
Brian.
Brian, I didn't do anything.
Brian, he raped me. - Just shut up!
Shut the fuck up, everyone.
Chris, I know you too well.
And I've seen the way you look at him.
I just never thought you'd actually try anything.
I want you to leave.
You can't seriously be taking his side over mine.
Look, we all know you.
We know how you get.
The world needs to constantly revolve around you.
Always the victim.
I want you to leave.
- Jane- - Now!
It's all right.
Jane. - How could you, Lucas?
She's my best friend.
My best friend, Lucas.
Out of all the people you could have cheated on me with,
- I wasn't thinking. - Of course it had to be her.
I've seen the way you look at each other all these years.
I just thought that maybe you loved me enough
not to give into temptation.
It was a mistake, okay?
We were drunk, and you know how she is.
I just, I-I couldn't resist.
What?
Okay, that-that was the wrong thing to say,
but you have to believe me, okay?
It wasn't my fault.
Lucas.
I'm pregnant.
You are?
I'm gonna be a dad?
I can't have this baby.
I don't want this baby.
- How can you say- - I don't want this baby!
Jane, this baby is everything that we ever wanted, okay?
We can be a family.
We can move past this together as a team, okay?
I know I hurt you,
and I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.
But if you take this baby away from me,
that is the worst pain that you could ever inflict on me.
The worst pain imaginable.
You can't do that.
We are a team, and I love you.
And I'm so, so sorry.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, did I say no?
I did.
I did say no.
Did I say no?
Okay.
- Shh, shh, shh.
That's Jane calling me.
She, um, she's not here, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Tell her I say hi.
I'm just gonna tell her I got home safe, you know?
I don't want her-don't want her worrying.
Oh, fuck.
I told the girls I'd message them when I got home.
Here, let me.
You just get yourself ready.
Jesus, it's like the bloody Gordian knot.
And what is that?
Am I the only person that knows these things?
Well, we did agree.
You were strange, so.
Okay, that's true.
The Gordian knot was like this impossible to untie knot.
Believe it or not.
Oh, fuck.
Anyway, Alexander the Great was told
that if he could untie it,
then he could conquer all of Asia.
So he did.
How did he do it?
He cut through it with a sword.
Here, let me, let me, let me.
Come here.
So Alexander, yeah?
He kinda-he kinda cheated, right?
No, he didn't cheat.
He just...
He changed the rules.
I like that.
- Nope. - Chris.
No, I don't want that.
Chris.
No one- No.
No one has to know.
No, Lucas.
You're my friend.
And Jane's my best friend.
And Brian.
Ooh.
Oh, the room is spinning.
Oh, Brian.
I do love that man.
Brian's a lucky guy.
Like I know I'm just a little drunk right now,
but I-I wish that I had the balls or,
sometimes I wonder if I chose the right roommate.
But you're right.
We're friends.
And that's...
That's that.
But I do care about you, Chris.
I do.
I really do.
Chris?
Chris, you awake?
Mm.
You're a good guy, Lucas.
I like you.
I did.
I did say no.
Can't believe you managed to cause
the least drama out of everyone.
I didn't mean to though.
I just got ahead of myself.
Shh, let's call it a win.
Chris, I really don't think you should be here right now.
Where is she?
Where's Jane?
What are you doing here?
Jane already told you to leave.
I can prove it.
You can?
Sorry, p-prove what?
Jane, just please, just let me explain, okay?
Brian, just for once.
- Okay. - Hear me out.
I've told them all they need to hear.
All you're doing is dragging this out
no more than it actually needs to.
And nobody-
Shut up and let her explain, or I'll make you shut up.
Ashley, you asked me to text you that night, right?
Yeah.
Anything weird about the message?
What?
Are you playing a fucking lawyer now
or something? - Lucas!
Did you notice anything, Ash?
Yeah, actually, you said, uh,
"Hey, I got home safe."
Don't worry.
No Xs.
- Wait, what? - So, what did that prove?
That she didn't send the message.
How?
Okay, remember, she was pissed drunk.
Yeah, and usually when she's drunk, she sends like 20 Xs.
That's kind of how she shows her affection.
Well, okay, yeah, I, um,
yeah, texted her for you because,
'cause remember, you-you were so drunk
that you couldn't do it, that you asked me to do it.
Yeah, and I really appreciate it
because you did it straight after you raped me.
Fuck off, I did not, okay?
You know that you threw yourself at me.
I threw myself at you when I was asleep?
Ashley, what time did I send that message?
4:00 AM.
And what was my sleep schedule like then, Jane?
3:00 AM till 11:00.
- So how do you know that? - The smart watch I got her.
Why are you lying?
I'm not.
I-I didn't,
I didn't do anything, okay?
- No? - No!
She-she started it, okay?
You-you wanted this.
I know you did, I know you did.
I kissed you, Lucas.
But I said no.
I didn't give you consent to do anything.
How could I when I was passed out?
Well then, how-how do you know I did anything?
How-how could you remember if you were passed out?
Because a girl knows when something's happened to her.
And when it happens, she never forgets.
No, no, I'm not,
I'm not a,
I tucked you in, okay?
You pulled the covers back because you,
'cause you wanted me to join you.
I know-I know you did.
I'm-I'm not the bad guy here, okay?
Jane, Jane, Jane please.
I'm-I'm not the bad guy!
Eve, not the time to be doing the worm, okay?
God, I think she's having a seizure.
Shouldn't we do something?
Stop.
No, don't hold her down, okay?
Um, we should keep her moving.
Somebody, somebody time it.
Should we put something in her mouth?
No, that would just cause more damage, okay?
Um, Ashley, has she had seizures before?
Ashley?
Huh?
Has she had a seizure before?
I-I don't know.
Okay, 40 seconds.
Oh, fuck. - How do you know
how to do all this?
I thought you only played a nurse once.
Yeah, well, the scene was about someone
having a seizure, so who would've fucking thought?
Eve told me she spiked the drink.
Wait, what?
I got the drugs from Lucas
to give to her as-as a gift.
And she tried to prove a point to me
by putting in the jungle juice.
She didn't think anyone else was drinking it.
So it's my fault.
Fuck.
Two minutes.
What happened?
Just stay still, okay?
You're okay.
I had a seizure, didn't I?
So you have had them before?
Yeah.
Sorry I scared you guys.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm just glad you are.
Jane.
Jane, Jane.
I'm-I'm...
I'm sorry.
I'm-I'm so, so sorry.
Okay, I'll never-never be able to say it enough times.
But please, you have to forgive me.
Lucas, you can't be serious.
We're a team.
Remember?
You and me.
I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
I will do anything.
Anything.
But you have to think about the baby, about our baby.
Please.
Don't.
Please.
I'm Sorry.
How.
After what he's done to me, Jane.
He's my boyfriend.
I trust him.
Oh, you don't believe me.
No.
This is goodbye, Jane.
Wait, Chris.
I can go with you.
I can walk by myself.
♪ I've got this feeling you've been seeing someone else ♪
♪ I'm so conceited 'cause I'm not at my best ♪
♪ My heart is poundin' ♪
♪ What should I do ♪
♪ Say something to you or watch it fall through ♪
♪ No, I can't decide if I should let the time pass ♪
♪ For me ♪
When I look at it all now, I don't know how I feel.
It could have all turned out so different.
It makes me think of those Greek tragedies, you know?
I mean, normally, stories have happy endings,
where everyone ends up together
and lives happily ever after.
No questions asked.
The end.
Or the bittersweet ones,
where the story doesn't end happy,
but you know it's for the best.
But these Greek tragedies,
that's what it's really like - real life.
In some ways, it's the most realistic storytelling there is,
where it doesn't go as planned,
because the hero doesn't save the day
and everyone's worse off for it.
Where the villain walks free and they face no retribution?
Allowing them to continue leaving a trail
of devastation wherever they go?
It's not fair.
But that's what life's like.
And it sucks.
But you can grow from it.
You can learn,
and you can create the life that you want.
That's why I love it.
I do.
I really do.
Wow.
Quite the summary.
Sorry, did I ramble?
I did, didn't I?
Not at all.
You nailed it.
Thank you.
It's quite the script you've written there.
It feels very personal.
It is.
♪ I got this feeling you're seeing someone else ♪
♪ I'm so conceited 'cause I'm not at my best ♪
Well, I think it's safe to say
it's exactly what we're looking for.
Wait, are you serious?
We are.
We'd love to take it on and get it made.
If you'll have us, we'd love to welcome you to the family.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
♪ No, I can't decide if I should let ♪
Okay.
♪ For me, for you ♪
♪ Those precious moments just weren't meant to last ♪
♪ For me, not you ♪
♪ My head's been spinning all night long ♪
Sorry.
♪ Your love is changing, I'm wrong ♪
♪ We can't have feeling ♪
♪ So what should I do ♪
Hi.
♪ No, I can't decide if I should let the time pass ♪
♪ For me, for you ♪
♪ Those precious moments just weren't meant to last ♪
♪ For me, not you ♪
♪ No, I can't decide if I should let the time pass ♪
♪ For me, for you ♪
♪ Those precious moments just weren't meant to last ♪
♪ For me, not you ♪
♪ All night long, all night long ♪