♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
[Kim Kardashian] Previously, on The Kardashians...
-[♪ upbeat music playing] -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-Let me get dressed and... -Yeah, go ahead.
...you can do the rest. Okay.
Today is...
[both] ...Met Monday.
[crowd cheering]
[Kendall Jenner] We're doing so much together this season.
We're going to Vegas.
Aren't we so... [slaps] lucky that we get to do it all together?
We are very lucky.
Not a lot of people can say they can take their sister
-to work every day. -Yes.
We're going in the Ohio Grand Wagoneer?
My dream was that me and Travis and all seven kids
were in the Chevy Impala Wagon going to family dinner.
-[tire bursts] -Ooh!
[Travis Barker] Shit, babe. Shit.
I thought I was busy before North.
Me having to be her momager right now is crazy.
It's a lot of work.
I'm not ready. I'm... it's like...
You're like, "I have my own shit to manage."
-[Kim] If she has a shoot... -Yeah.
...it's like I have to be there all day, so it's like, her or me.
[slurping]
[♪ dramatic orchestral theme plays]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ Wind me up and watch me go ♪
♪ Yeah, let me see you do your dance, your do-si-do ♪
♪ You know I'm 'bout to hit it high and drop it low ♪
♪ I'm takin' it around the world ♪
♪ Around the globe ♪
♪ Yeah, lemme see you move it, move it ♪
♪ Yeah, lemme see you move ♪
♪ Lemme see you move ♪
♪ Yeah, lemme see you move ♪
♪ Move, move, move ♪
[laughter]
Today, I'm shooting a Beats commercial with Jimmy Fallon,
and he is just so much fun.
He's such a genuinely nice person.
We've always just had the best time.
Hello, funny man.
[Jimmy Fallon] Hello, supermodel woman.
May the best person win.
Thank you. I will.
Ooh.
Kimberlaya.
-[laughing] Jimbolaya. -[Jimmy laughs]
I don't know if I'm gonna see you again.
-Alright, good... -You're doing interviews,
-I'm doing my thing. -Yep, I love ya.
-You're the best. -[Kim] Thank you.
-Thanks for all this idea. -Thank you for doing it.
-And I'll see you when I come on. -Yeah, I can't wait. Thank you, buddy.
[Kim] Of course.
[line ringing]
-[Khloé Kardashian] [on phone] Hello? -Hi.
[Khloé] Hi.
What are you doing?
[Khloé] Gonna work out in a second. What are you doing?
Um, North got offered, um,
to sing a song for The Lion King's 30th anniversary at the Hollywood Bowl.
[Khloé] Shut up!
To sing I Just Can't Wait to Be King.
-[Khloé] No. -[Kim] Yeah.
-I, um... -[Khloé] That's amazing.
Is she gonna do it? Or you don't know?
I don't know. Like, I just can't decide. Um...
[Khloé] I just want to make sure you set her up for success
because the world is just, like, mean, and if she...
-That's what I'm worried about. -[Khloé] I don't know if she can sing
Broadway.
That's what I'm worried about, ya know?
I'm really torn on if I should let her do this or not.
North is very comfortable performing,
but she's not a singer.
You know, she raps, and,
I mean, she's been on a stage with her dad, for sure.
But, as a mom,
especially putting her child on a platform for a lot of opinions,
it's something to really, really, really think about.
I talked to her dad and he said it sounds cool.
We had, like, a family discussion about it,
and right away she was like, "Please, Mom, I want to do it."
And I was like, "Do you know it's, like, at the Hollywood Bowl?
"You've been there, you've seen your dad perform there.
But, like, this is, like, a full other production."
[Khloé] [on phone] The fact that she was asked to do this is so major.
-I know, right? -[Khloé] Congratulations. Nuts.
I really wasn't planning on being a momager for, like, another 10 years!
[sighs]
[Khloé] Ten?!
My child is 10.
I still have, like, 10 years left of work that I want to do.
You know? I still want to be me, you know?
Little old me, remember me? [chuckles] Like, I still have more to do.
Every day that she is busy doing something
is a day that I can't work,
because she's not doing anything without me being right there the whole time.
I know.
But guess what? This momager is not taking 10%.
[Khloé] Wow. [laughs]
[Kim laughs]
[Khloé] [laughing] Oh my gosh.
[♪ cheerful, mellow music playing]
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ I wish ♪
♪ That's cool with us ♪
[♪ music fades out]
-Hello, Khlo! -Hi!
[Scott Disick] You just get your workout on?
Whoa, this thing is comfortable.
-[Khloé] Hello. -Yeah. How you doin'?
Your hair looks nice. Is it amber?
-Is my hair amber? -[Scott] Yeah, it looks [bleep] beautiful.
-It's called Cowboy Copper. -Oh. I got a smoothie, if you don't mind.
-[Khloé] Oh, no [bleep] problem. My God. -Yeah. You already know... Thank you.
[Scott] That's a beautiful item you just gave me. Appreciate that.
-[slurping] -[Khloé] Wow. [laughs]
Mm. Just like I like it. Thank you.
[wheezing laughter]
[Scott] It's not easy being us.
-Not easy living here. -But you look good.
-So do you. -But you always do.
And you haven't been going anywhere, which I like. Me neither.
I went to Cleveland the other day,
-took my kids. -Oh, I saw that.
-I left the gates. -And the kids were like, "Cleveland!"
I was like, "Ha ha, you don't know what Cleveland's like."
True had the time of her life.
-Ah! -It was her first basketball game ever.
-Oh, it must be so nice... -And...
...for Tristan to have them both there.
[Khloé] It was so nice, but also,
you know, I don't know if Tristan's gonna be signed next year
-and I was like, "Let me go." -What... Yeah, so cool.
You just never know, so I took them and I took Cici.
-It was on her bucket list... -Oh. That's so sweet.
...to go to a playoff game.
It was such a great experience for my kids.
True is six, she's old enough.
She gets it. She is so proud,
and she was so excited to see her dad play
and just be in that atmosphere.
It must have been wild to see their dad, like, playing basketball
in front of a billion people cheering.
They were so happy.
That's so cool.
I did have a lot of anxiety about going,
more for, like, the public's reaction, which is so lame to say,
because I knew I was gonna get filmed.
Like, my family, my circle, they know Tristan and I,
we're not together.
But it's sad that I had a lot of anxiety
because of outside noise.
I just didn't want to hear it anymore.
Like, "Oh, she's going to support her man,"
or whatever people were gonna say.
It's like, oh my gosh, enough of this.
But, I also was like, "[bleep] this, I'm doing this for my kids,
I'm doing this for my cousin." And I'm so happy we all did.
We all had the best time.
Um, big word on the street. You're a [bleep] actor?
-That's what they're telling me. -Since when?
[sighs] Netflix keeps pullin' me in.
[Khloé] What? What are you gonna do?
They offered me a movie...
-[Khloé gasps] -...in the beginning of the year.
-Okay. -But my assistant,
she was new at the time,
so she told them I couldn't make it.
-Didn't ask me. -[Khloé gasps]
♪♪
-So, I passed on an Adam Sandler... -She nev...
-What?! -...movie. Yeah.
-And, an Adam Sandler movie? -Yeah.
-Your... Like, your guy. -Then I was like...
Yeah, I mean, what... he... guy's a legend.
-I would do it for free. -Can you fire her?
Well, she actually quit today.
-Oh! [laughs] -'Cause she said
there was too much on her plate
because I got annoyed that I said, "The one thing you need to do
"is look at the calendar,
and tell me what time my kids' games are."
She goes, "I'm just getting spread too thin.
I didn't know I was gonna have to handle the children."
She says, "I think I'd rather get into a social media job."
-Yeah. -I go,
"What the [bleep] is that? OnlyFans?"
-Yeah, Gen Z. -Yeah, get her outta here.
No, I know. I just hate new people and training someone
and somebody else in my business.
-These people, like the work is insane! -Yeah.
Like, asking them to do something is, like, almost rude.
[♪ intense classical music playing]
[Khloé] Scott is having a little bit of an assistant crisis right now,
so here we are.
Scott's assistant quit today.
If anybody knows of an assistant for Scott, let me know.
Thanks, Khlo.
[Khloé] If anyone could use an assistant,
it's definitely this man. [chuckles]
He needs a little caretaker in his life
and we need to remedy this ASAP.
But that also sounds very exhausting.
[laughs]
-[♪ gentle music playing] -[Khloé chuckling]
-Very sorry I made you wait. -[chuckling] Ow!
Why are you hitting me so hard?
-Because you're a beautiful woman. -Okay.
And if somebody's not hittin' it, somebody's got to.
I'm scared you're gonna hit my ass or something.
[Scott] I thought about it
-but I wouldn't do that to you. -I don't want you to hit my ass.
No. [laughs]
♪♪
[birds chirping]
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ You know, it's worth it ♪
Are you going to give me a kiss?
[Tatum Thompson] Uh-huh.
Are you gonna give me a hug?
Uh-huh.
Come here.
[Kim groans]
Hi, Eric.
[soft laughter]
[Kim] I want to talk to my mom about North
'cause I decided I'm gonna let her do it, you know?
This is like something that's really been weighing on me,
but it's something that she really wants to do,
and I do believe in her and believe that she can do it.
And, you know what?
There's nothing better than having the OG momager, Kris Jenner,
that you can lean on for kid advice.
I had a creative call today with Disney.
We went over and there was a choreographer
-and they're gonna... -Choreographer?
He's been looking at her TikTok dances
and said that, like, he's gonna have all the dancers around her,
and how much support does she want?
I'm gonna go home and talk to her about it.
-She's... -That's so exciting.
[Kim] I'm so excited for her for that.
I mean, I think I'm not ready for this,
but I have to be ready for it,
so I don't have an option.
-[♪ inspiring music playing] -You take it one day at a time,
and then before you know it,
you can't believe how the time flies by.
She'll be a teenager before you know it.
Yeah.
I think as a mom, you just want to see your baby grow.
And, every time I go to, like, a medium or something,
they always say, like,
"Your dad's coming through to tell you that, like,
"you're not gonna be able to stop North.
"Like, she wants to have a big career.
You're not gonna be able to hold it back."
For years, everyone's been telling me.
No.
-[Kim] Really? -[crew member] Yes.
[producer] When she said what?
Was it my dad telling me that it's okay to believe in it?
I need to get on the phone with a medium soon.
Sometimes I think of, like, mine and Kendall's adventures
when she was modeling and we would fly all over the world, and she...
you know, I couldn't let her go by herself because she was a teenager.
But all of a sudden, she's in her 20s and you know, you just think,
-"Well, how did this happen?" -[Kim] Yeah.
It just flew by.
Kim is a little bit anxious about becoming a momager,
and, you know, you don't really pick your time.
It's not something that you plan,
you just have to embrace it.
She's gonna do just fine.
-[♪ inspiring music playing] -Just enjoy the ride.
Totally.
She's an artist and she's creative,
so let her fly.
No, I absolutely am.
Just with a lot of protection.
[Kris Jenner] Yeah.
[Kim] But that's so crazy to be managing her.
I'm not that ready to be a momager.
I'm not ready for my pant suit and my short haircut.
But if there's one thing that she wants to do here or there,
that makes sense, we'll consider it.
And I loved this for her to be young and fun
and a movie she loves.
If it's not fun, if it's like, work-work,
she's 10, she's gonna be 10.
Embrace it.
[Kim] I'll try.
[Kris] Love you. See you tomorrow.
Ta-ta.
Toodles. [chuckles]
[Kim] Toodles.
♪♪
-[breeze blowing] -[birds chirping]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ My, my, it's time ♪
♪ To take some of your own advice ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Get high, oh my ♪
♪ Givin' me some good supply ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[♪ music ends]
-Hi! -[producer] Hi!
Are Kendall and Kylie here?
-[Kourtney Kardashian Barker] Shocker. -[producer laughs]
[♪ mellow music playing]
The typical story of a construction.
My house is completely empty.
It's been empty for months
because we're waiting on a permit.
[Kourtney] Just, like, the house renderings I wanted to show them,
Kendall and Kylie, if they ever make it.
My goal in renovating my house and all the changes we're making
is so that we can all fit,
me and my kids, my husband,
and three bonus kids,
and have it feel like a new space that we're all moving back into together
and that feels like just new energy and new vibes.
Yeah, I've been there since November,
since Rocky was born.
I feel like blending in the beginning
is a lot of adjusting for each person.
Us in, in their space,
and then us being out of our space and into a new space.
But, it's really good.
But I do want to get this going.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
-Hi! -[Kendall] Hey.
Isn't it weird? My house is all like...
[Kendall] How long has it been like this?
Oh, you know.
It's been sitting here like this since March.
This is what I was texting you guys yesterday,
but I don't think you read the group chats. [chuckles]
I don't read the group chats.
She doesn't.
If I want to ask her something, I have to send it direct.
Yeah, I think she has us on mute.
So, that's what my floors looked like inside.
I don't know if you remember.
[Kendall] I like your floors.
[Kourtney] I'm a good ignorer too.
I'll do a little of both. Depends.
I'm trying to be way less on my phone.
I got my time down to, like, five-and-a-half hours.
It used to be, like, eight,
and it's gonna just keep going down.
I might get rid of my phone.
I'm gonna get a house phone. They could just call me.
It's where I am most of the time. [chuckles]
This is the guest house rendering
-that you saw. -[Kendall] Crazy.
[Kourtney] So then, this right here is, like, that open...
-[Kylie Jenner] Hello. -Hi.
[Kylie] Hi!
[Kourtney] I was showing Kendall some of the house stuff.
Nice.
And how I'm trying to decide a few decisions.
This is gonna take, they said 10 months,
so I'm just saying, like, a year.
[Kylie] Yeah. I'm really excited for you, Kourt.
[Kourtney] You wanna see my room with nothing in it?
[Kylie] Mm-hmm.
[Kourtney] I've lived in my home for 10 years.
My kids have lived in this home their whole lives,
and my stepkids have lived in their house their whole lives.
And, it's new all living together in one house,
which is nice, and it is change,
but I think we're at a really amazing place with it.
And yeah, I think it's great.
This is really, really good for me to see these rooms empty.
[Kourtney] Really?
-[Kendall] 'Cause they're so small. Yeah. -Proportion-wise.
[Kourtney] This is a small room.
But when your bed's in here and it's filled, and your couch,
-it feels big and perfect. -Mm-hmm.
I like the size.
-I like a cozier bedroom. -I like cozy room too.
[Kourtney] I really want to get it to where
our family can enjoy our house.
[Kylie] This house feels so different with no furniture in it.
[Kendall] I know.
[Kourtney] So this front one is the one that Waldo likes.
And then, this ceiling won't be here,
'cause above this will be my closet.
I think all the kids will kind of always have a room at both houses.
I'm definitely making space for everyone.
My head is spiraling. I have a lot to think about.
Which I would love if my d... if Penelope wanted that with me
or, you know, any of the kids, I would be like, "Yes!"
I want them in, in my eyesight.
Well, we're going to Vegas.
[Kourtney] Mm!
It's like my first Sprinter-818 trip.
Aren't you so excited?
-[softly] Of course. -[smooches]
-I love Vegas. -Oh, you do?
We love... Vegas.
-I hate Vegas. -Me too.
I was gonna pretend that I liked it for this.
If we're being honest, I'm excited to hang out with you.
Uh, you're the only reason that this is gonna be fun,
and the fact that we're doing this for something we love.
This is the first Sprinter outing,
-"real life" function... -Yeah, that's true.
...that we're doing.
This is our first time tasting
so all feedback is good feedback.
This one is pink lemonade.
-I like this. -[Sprinter staff] Yeah.
I like it.
[assistant] This next one is a blackberry lemonade.
[Kylie] I think I'm tasting too much vodka or something.
-[speaker 1] Okay. -[speaker 2] Wow.
[Kendall] Sprinter is Kylie's brand.
Kylie's the face.
But I'm in the "behind the scenes."
It was actually the 818 team and Kendall
who pulled me in a room together and said,
"We have this idea, we know you,
-"you love your vodka seltzer... -[chuckles]
...and we want to do this and it makes sense with you."
Kept it in the family.
[Kylie] Kept it in the family and made a lot of sense for me.
I can't drink yet.
-[Kylie] I know. -[Kendall] Still?
-Because I'm breastfeeding. -[Kendall] Oh.
-[Kourtney] I've got like... -When you can, call me.
-[Kourtney] ...18 more months. -'Kay.
Hey, should we walk out together?
Yeah. Love you guys.
[Kourtney] Oh Kendall, is this the car?
[Kendall] I just got it yesterday.
[Kourtney] I've been looking for one.
Well, [bleep]. Do you want to buy mine?
Can I see the inside? Yeah, maybe. How fun.
Do you think this car is tall? [chuckles] It's Travis'.
This is what you're riding around in?
-Love you guys. -[Kylie] Love you.
-[engines revving] -Love you guys.
♪♪
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ Do I look like someone you could play with? ♪
♪ Hard core with the flow... ♪
♪ They don't really make no body like they made this ♪
♪ You don't want to mess with me ♪
♪♪
My Mother's Days are always whatever the kids' plans.
So each kid gets a little alone, few hours with me.
And North made a date for just her and I.
It was so cute, 'cause she said to me, like a week before,
"Mom, do you want to do something crazy with me?"
And I was like, "Yeah, I totally will."
So she was really excited to set this up.
♪ You don't want to mess with me ♪
[staff member] Welcome to Valley Smash.
-[Kim] Hi. -[staff member] How you doing?
[Kim] We're gonna rage.
Okay, so I have no idea what we're doing today.
We're going to destroy some stuff.
Why don't you sing when you break stuff
so you can see how loud your voice goes for your performance? [laughs]
-No. -No?
Are you getting nervous since it's getting closer?
-No. -No.
-[fabric rustles] -[zippers zip]
♪♪
-[Velcro rips, buckle clips] -[helmets snap, face shield taps]
Girl, I don't know what you got me into today.
♪ Back it up ♪
[♪ upbeat music playing]
A baseball bat?
Should I be concerned this is where she wanted to take me on Mother's Day?
Let's break stuff together.
How 'bout let's do the TV first?
-The TV? -Yeah.
-[North yelps] -[bat thuds]
-[♪ rock music playing] -[Kim] Whoa!
This is a fax machine?
Who faxes anymore?
[bat thuds]
-I do not... -[glass shatters]
[Kim screams and laughs]
[laughing] I do not like this experience.
[North West] Go!
No. No. No.
But, as a parent, you'll do anything with your kids.
So... hey.
[North] You go. Go.
-[crowbar thudding] -[North shrieks]
[TV smashes]
[♪ "ALIVE" by Lyell and Skydxddy playing]
[pot smashes]
-[North] Woo! -Left-handed.
-[glass shatters] -[North shrieks]
Look-it, I just shattered the front. Yeah!
This one's for when my kids beg me for things.
[glass shatters]
This one is for...
[fly buzzing]
...this [bleep] fly in my face.
♪♪
This one is for no one ever letting me just sleep in.
[smashing]
This one is for...
exes.
You know who you are.
-[♪ "ALIVE" continues playing] -[glass crashing]
♪ Make the feeling come alive ♪
Woo!
-Whoa! -[clatters]
[bottle thumps]
-[glass shattering] -♪ Make the feeling come alive ♪
-[object thuds] -[♪ music stops]
[glass crashes]
We're a good team.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[North] Did you like this?
[Kim] I loved it. It was so fun.
Nothing more I would've rather done on Mother's Day.
[North chuckles]
♪♪
♪ That, that, that, that, that, that, that move ♪
[♪ "Do It Like That" feat. Suedecouch by Vanacore Music playing]
-[Scott] You want a Starbucks? -[Benny Luciano] Yeah.
Did you just give him $2?
Yeah. You don't tip?
Yeah, but not $2.
How much would you tip?
-[Benny] You gotta tip 20% of that. -[Scott] Wait.
I'm not tipping 20% for them to come down here.
[Benny] You got a $50 Starbucks then you gave them $2?
So they're gonna be in your car, they'll be like,
"Look at this [bleep] just gave me $2.
Hawk tuah."
Hell yeah. That's going viral right now.
-You see that girl? -Yeah.
She's not wrong.
[♪ "Do It Like That" resumes playing]
♪ Do it, do it, yeah ♪
♪ Move it, move it, move it ♪
♪ Move ♪
Khloverton!
-[Khloé] Hello. -How the hell are ya?
-[Scott] You look gorgeous.
Oh, thank you.
-How are ya? -[Khloé] Hi, how are you?
-Look at those arms. -[Benny] Good. Good to see you.
I am here to help Scott in this interview of the assistant process,
as much as possible,
but I also don't want full responsibility.
So, I'm inviting Benny, who is Scott's long-time best friend,
and also business partner,
to take on the risk, burden, whatever the case may be.
-[Scott] "Why do you believe... - [Khloé] Oh God.
...being a personal assistant should keep..."
You are not googling personal assistant questions.
-[bleep] yeah. -[Khloé] I think he might need to.
[♪ upbeat funky music playing]
So what are the question... Oh, is this her?
[bleep] Oh God. Oh shit.
[Khloé] Just shut up and do this right now.
-Can I get some pens? -Yeah.
They're right next to you, you dipwad.
I'm not a wad of dip.
Three things I'm looking for in an assistant for Scott,
would be professional, you can't be sensitive.
Scott sort of needs, like, an adult nanny, like, for him.
Like, "Okay, it's time to get out of bed.
Here's your vitamins."
I don't know if he takes those, but, like, [claps hands]
"Have some water today."
Like, things like that.
That's what I envision. [laughs]
I don't know what goes on over there.
[Kelsey Ledford] I moved from Georgia to LA,
so I'm trying to find my home and longevity.
And so, yeah, I'm just trying to find my place.
[Mollie Weinstein] I was an assistant for, like, five years.
I have a lot of experience in that department.
[Juan Ayala] As you can see, I'm a PA,
I'm looking to go another route.
-You were on Curb? -I was on Curb.
-[Scott] [bleep] yeah. -Yeah.
That must have been fun, huh?
[half-heartedly] It was. It was fun, yeah.
It doesn't sound like you liked it that much.
Well, you know, it had its days.
-Um... -Okay.
How about accounting and finances?
[Scott] The only thing we use is QuickBooks.
Highly tech-savvy.
-Very tech-savvy, like all... - Okay, you're tech-savvy.
-Tech-savvy is great. -You can drive.
[Kelsey] Yeah, Mac, PCs.
I can drive. [giggles]
I'm very good at Excel and Pages.
QuickBooks?
-QuickBooks. Yeah. -[Scott] Okay.
-QuickBooks' a tough one. -Fluent on that.
What do you use QuickBooks for?
I use QuickBooks for...
um...
Anytime somebody answers back, that's a lie.
-[Khloé] Mm-hmm. -That is not true.
-Pretty close. -[softly] Oh, my God.
But what would you use your QuickBooks for?
-Uh, I would use QuickBooks... -For...
-Let me think of what...
...communicating with other people that use QuickBooks.
-What? -[Khloé laughs]
-No. That was a big old BS. -That was the worst.
QuickBooks is accounting software.
-Exactly. Exactly. -[Benny] Right, but you're "great at it."
It's not a chat room.
I think we're talking about different QuickBooks.
I don't think that QuickBooks
-is the right topic. -Yeah.
Juan... no Juan.
Juan is not happening.
[Scott] Are you good with kids?
-I... Yeah. -[Scott] You ever had to deal with kids?
-Yes. Mm-hmm. -[Benny] 'Cause that's a big deal.
He has three.
I was talking about me.
-[♪ mischievous music playing] -[giggling]
[Mollie] I have little siblings,
-my friends have kids. -Okay.
They're my birth control, I can't...
Yeah, I don't want my own, but I'm g... I'm good with kids.
What makes you great with kids?
I have a big family.
I have a brother in Barcelona who's about to have a kid,
so I'm about to be extra great with kids.
[Khloé laughing]
Juan doesn't know what the [bleep] he's doing.
I think he has met a child in his life,
but, like, I think if Scott hired a guy assistant,
like, they would end up fist-fighting or something at some point.
Bye, Juan.
How much would you tip
-on a $30 Starbucks run? -Oh.
Hm, I probably would do 10, honestly.
Ten dollars?!
-No, no, no. 10%. -[Benny/Khloé] 10%.
Holy sh... God.
[laughing] No, no, no. Not $10.
How much do you tip on Postmates?
I order it a lot.
What do you do on $30 order?
I'd, I'd probably do five bucks.
-That's what I'm telling you! -That's [bleep] horse manure.
-Five is solid. -Alright, well...
[Benny] It's like a valet.
[Scott] This seemed like a good meeting,
-so, pleasure meeting you. -[Kelsey] Yes.
And we will think about it and we'll figure it out.
-Alright, great. -[Khloé] Kelsey, thank you so much.
-It was so nice meeting you. -[crosstalk]
[Scott] Thank you very much.
Wowsers.
The first one was, like, I loved.
[Khloé] Loved. And she was so calm and cool, sweet and friendly.
What I like to do, you search all of her social media
and see how she represents herself on social. That's what I do.
My job here is done.
I hope Scott makes the right choice.
He probably won't, he'll probably hire Juan.
Be on the lookout for my QuickBook.
-Okay. -[laughter]
Not my business.
I've done what I said I would do.
Scott, Benny,
more power to you, guys.
I am, uh, so concerned about your well-being.
This is a big problem.
Big problem.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ Hit me, like, here real quick ♪
-♪ Take a shot, you know I don't miss ♪ -♪ Uh ♪
♪ Can't nobody else do it like this ♪
♪ Like, uh ♪
Today's the big day. We are in Vegas.
And we're celebrating Sprinter and 818
and we're popping by some clubs
'cause that's what we love to do on the weekend.
[both laughing]
Go to these day clubs. Are you serious?
-Day clubs in Vegas? -Um...
-No, I'm like... -Sign me up.
Yeah.
[♪ "Celebrate" by Paulie Preset playing]
♪ We came to celebrate ♪
♪♪
♪ We came to celebrate ♪
♪ We goin' hard, take it to the a.m. ♪
♪ I just want to be weekend famous, slide in my DM, yeah ♪
Okay.
I don't even remember the first time I got drunk.
It's ironic because I actually think that
the world, like, almost wanted us to be these, like,
-wild party kids. -Oh, yeah.
-Even the media wanted us... -But...
-I remember we left, like, a party... -I was about to say.
...and we were trying to hide
- from the paparazzi. -Well, no, no.
-You're telling it horribly. -Oh.
We were at a club underage and we were with Khloé and Scott.
I had not a lick of alcohol...
-Yeah. -...and neither did she.
We were not drinking. We didn't even want to drink.
We leave and as we're sitting at this red light,
a paparazzi runs into the street and, like, takes pictures of us,
like, through the car, like, windshield.
-We were, like, trying... - And because we were so startled,
the pictures are us like, "Ah!"
Like, freaking out that there was a flash
-and we look... -Can I see my phone?
-I have to find something. -...wasted.
Here it is. Star Magazine, "Teenage Trainwrecks Exclusive."
"Scott poured vodka down their throats. Destroyed by their parents' split.
Getting trashed at clubs until 2:00 a.m."
[both] "Smoking pot, crashing cars and zero supervision."
-[Kendall laughing] -"Bruce blasts Kris:"
[both] "'This is all your fault.'"
[Kylie] Wait, I'm not kidding.
[Kendall] You guys, this is actually insane that magazines used to do this.
You guys, none of this could have been even a little bit true.
[Kylie] You look a little drunk.
[Kendall] [laughs] I do.
You look a little crazy.
♪ I got what you need, like... ♪
[♪ upbeat music playing]
-You guys want drinks? -[patrons] Yeah!
[crowd chattering]
[Kylie] Have you guys tried Sprinter yet? It's so good. It's so good
I am tipsy.
I didn't know that you have to, like,
maybe fake some shots at the first party
-'cause you have like six other parties. -[Kendall chuckles]
So I'm, like, doing the shots, I'm drinking the Sprinter.
-I'm, like, wasted. -[♪ plucky music playing]
-It's noon. -[Kendall chuckles]
[Kendall] I've learned the tricks.
And I thought I warned you, but maybe I didn't.
You don't want to be rolling up just
-completely out of your mind. -Yeah. Or maybe you do.
-Maybe it's good. -I don't know.
-Maybe that's what they want to see. -Yeah, maybe it's good for the brand
to be, like, wasted at the parties.
Sprinter's a little crazier than 818, I would say.
We're a little wild.
[both giggle]
[people cheering]
♪ Three, two, one ♪
-[♪ club music playing] -♪ Bring in the drums ♪
♪ We 'gon turn up the fun ♪
[Kendall and Kylie] Cheers.
-♪ Three, this is what I need ♪ -♪ Alright ♪
♪ So bad, but it's just so sweet ♪
[distorted] ♪ So bad, but it's just so sweet ♪
-[♪ music stops] -[camera shutters snapping]
[maitre d'] Welcome to the Mayfair.
-[Kendall] Hi. -What can I bring the two of you?
-Oh, my God. -We are actually on our way out.
This is perfect.
Sure you don't want a round of 818s?
-I... I know, right? -We just had our drinks that we made.
-Yeah. -Did we lose them?
-I'll be right back with them. -[Kendall] Yeah.
-Enjoy your evening. Thank you. -[Kendall/Kylie] Thank you.
♪ You make me feel so alive ♪
-Thank you so much. -Genius.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-Cheers, sister. -Cheers.
You don't think anyone poisoned us while they were sitting over there, right?
I hope not, but this would be a really good last day with you.
-Today has been a success. -Yeah.
Always makes everything a little bit easier to do it with either a friend
or your sister, so I'm happy.
[Kylie] I'm very happy.
-It's been the greatest sister time. -[Kendall chuckles]
♪ I don't wanna be here ♪
♪ Unless it's with you, you ♪
[♪ "Til I Die" by FLAVIA playing]
-Thank you so much. -[maitre d'] You're welcome.
-♪ I'm sticking with you 'til I die ♪ -Bye.
♪ 'Cause I don't wanna be here ♪
♪ Unless it's with you, you ♪
[♪ song fades out]
[♪ "Get Ready To Go" by Vanacore Music playing]
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Get ready to go ♪
[♪ song ends]
[Kim] She's having so much fun with vocal lessons.
People say, like, "How can you tell if it's gonna work?"
And, and it really comes down to if they're excited about it,
it'll work.
If they're nervous about it, it probably won't.
-That's the key. -And it's...
And there's, like, she's not nervous.
Rehearsal is so crazy.
North has been practicing with a vocal coach
and she only has, like, four days to rehearse.
Mm-hmm.
[Kim] This is a big responsibility for a little kid, ya know?
Up on the stage with these amazing performers
and Jennifer Hudson and,
and these amazing award-winning singers,
like, the 65 dancers,
the hundred-piece orchestra behind her.
And I'm just like, "Oh my God, like, this is insane."
[director] [over speakers] Here we go, in five, four, three, two...
[♪ live orchestra music playing]
[Kim] It was just no big deal.
She just, like, walked out there and was like, "I got this."
And it was just cute to see.
[Kim] She does it a few times.
They're so great.
And then the next rehearsal the next day,
it's like, the full production.
Everyone from Disney's there.
[speaker] Hey, North. It's so nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. -We're so happy you're doing this.
-It's amazing. -I'm so happy I'm doing this.
[laughter]
[Kim] I already know what's coming,
you know, that she's not Whitney Houston.
Duh.
"Oh, she got the job 'cause of her parents."
North is the moment.
They want to see North West on a TikTok, on a this, on a anything,
because she's a personality,
-a performer. -[cheering]
And if anyone wants to hate on a child
that is having the time of their lives,
[bleep] you.
-[water falling] -[birds chirping]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪♪
[kids cheering]
[Kris] Okay.
Hi.
-We... -I'll get in the back in the middle.
No, no, I'm getting in the back. Thank you so much. I love you.
You're gonna sit next to Chicago. She can't wait.
[singing] ♪ Chicago ♪
Me, True, Storm, Chi, and Kris "Lovey" Jenner,
we are all going to the Hollywood Bowl
to see North West perform a song for The Lion King.
Yay!
Yeah! That's the energy.
[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
[♪ music stops]
[Kris] Are you excited to see your sister? Yeah?
This is North's big night.
The Hollywood Bowl, people!
I know it's gonna go great
and I know she's used to performing and she's an artist.
[in French accent] An artiste.
[normal] I'm just really nervous but excited.
But nervous.
[whispers] But excited.
[Khloé] No.
-Mm-hmm. -I'm gonna eat you.
[Khloé laughs]
I'm gonna eat you!
[singing] ♪ I'm gonna eat you ♪
God bless Khloé.
-♪ Are you ready? ♪ -♪ For what? ♪
-♪ To pop ♪ -♪ Pop what? ♪
[Chicago/True/Stormi] [singing] ♪ Pop See Ko! ♪
♪ My hands are high, my feet are low ♪
♪ And this is how I pop see ko ♪
♪ Pop see ko ♪
♪ Pop-pop see ko ♪
♪ Pop see ko ♪
♪ Pop-pop see ko ♪
I have paid my dues for many, many years
and I love a good scream, but...
[kids singing] ♪ Pop see ko ♪
♪ Pop-pop see... ♪
-[True screams] -Hey.
[kids babbling]
Mom, they're just singing.
[babbling continues]
[Kris] This night is about North.
But I love chaos though. Love a little chaos.
[Khloé] Yeah, Lovey gets stressed out very easily.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ Get ready, get ready ♪
♪♪
♪ Kick it into overdrive ♪
♪ Hello, it's me again ♪
♪ Turnin' down up and take a spin ♪
-♪ You heard? ♪ -♪ Yes, I did ♪
♪ Start it now and it'll never end ♪
Okay guys, we have about an hour-and-a-half countdown for glam.
Wait, those look like two little ears.
[chuckles] That would be a cute hairstyle.
It is opening night and I just couldn't be more proud
and more nervous.
And more emotional.
I'm, like, gonna just cry the whole time, so...
We're here at the Hollywood Bowl,
-and it's really crazy that my baby... -[North] It's not that crazy.
-[laughter] -It is that crazy.
It is.
-[laughter continues] -Look at that face.
-[speaker] Count on North. -Yes.
-[laughter] -[Kim] Okay. You want it about you?
Okay. Put the camera on you.
Put the camera on North. She wants it on herself, please.
[soft laughter]
Her first concert was at the Hollywood Bowl
to see her dad on stage.
So, like, to see a decade later
the roles reverse in the same dressing room
is just, like, so surreal for me.
Life is crazy.
That's wild to me. You don't think?
-[laughter] -[crosstalk]
[hairstylist] She's like, "Yeah, um, anyways."
-She's goofing off. But... -[North] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
-That's so wild. -...what I'm so proud about, Northy,
is how prepared you have been.
You're not nervous 'cause you've been practicing.
Absolutely not.
I couldn't do what she was doing on Dancing with the Stars at 30.
-[producer chuckles] -So, no.
Like, I froze.
So I'm like, she still is half me.
Is she gonna freeze, you know?
You're just like... [inhales sharply, chatters teeth]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
Thank you so much.
Oh, there's Sainty.
♪ Hey, here we go like, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Here we go like that ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
-Hi. -Hi.
North made me an auntie for the first time.
She and I have a really special relationship
and I know that Kim really appreciates it.
I will always be there for North.
-Your outfit's so cool, Northy. -[Travis] So good.
Where do you think she learned it?
[Travis laughs]
This is North's world, 'kay? I love you.
Kill it, North. Good luck.
[Kourtney] See you out there.
[♪ high vibe music playing]
[camera shutters snapping]
[Kris] Hi! You're with me.
[crowd chattering]
[Kris/Travis] Mwah!
[Kourtney] Hey, Mom.
I haven't seen you in so long.
I love that we do all come together
and can be there for each other in these big moments.
[Kris] Don't play with that because they're filming you.
[Kris laughs]
[indistinct chatter]
[Kim] Okay, I'm surprisingly not that nervous,
so that means that she's gonna kill it.
Per ush.
The number one job being a momager
is always being a mom first.
But when my mom walks into a room
and I'm getting ready and we're going out somewhere,
without fail, she'll say,
"Do you have any powder?" to my glam team or,
"Do... How's my lip?" You know? "Do I need to fix my hair?"
And I'm always like, "Mom, it's not always about you.
It's, like, my glam team."
But, like, right before the show, I'm like, to her glam,
"D... How's my lip? Do you have any powder? Can I..."
And I was like, "[gasps] I'm Kris Jenner.
Oh my God, I'm Kris Jenner. What's happening?"
She'll be like, "Why are you using my hair people?"
This is insane. I'm Kris Jenner.
I just felt like,
"God, I can't ever complain about my mom again."
[speaker] So North, we're gonna put your belt on with your packs.
[indistinct chatter]
[Kim] Her dad has been involved and he came to rehearsal and he's like,
can we change the graphics, like, to The Lion King?
You know? And I'm like, "Of course, of course."
And I just look at them and I'm like,
"It will be a better production."
You know?
Kanye and I want the best for the kids.
And so, anytime we're here supporting our child,
it's always good vibes.
[speaker] Thank you Jesus for bringing us here today.
And thank you that you've blessed this young, beautiful,
talented, brilliant child,
and we just pray over North right now.
Just give her all the strength, power, and protection that is needed
to get on that stage and shine the way she was destined to.
[all] Amen.
Woo-hoo!
[speaker] Amen.
[indistinct chatter]
[crowd cheering]
[♪ "Run It Up" by King Flexx playing]
♪ I go hard on the bass line ♪
♪ Yeah, you never thought you'd see the kid shine ♪
♪ But I'ma run it up, I'ma run it up ♪
♪ I'ma run it up ♪
[crowd cheering and screaming]
[North] I can't hear you.
[muffled noise from stage and amphitheater]
[crowd cheering]
[Jason Weaver] [on microphone] I'm so honored
to introduce our next performer
-who is making her Hollywood debut. -[crowd cheering]
She's only 10 years old and she's here to perform
I Just Can't Wait to Be King.
Please welcome, the brilliant North West.
-[cheering and applause] -Let's go!
[screaming and cheering]
[cheering and applause continue]
♪♪
[distant cheering and applause]
-[crowd cheering] -[Jason] [on microphone] Please welcome...
[Jason] ...the brilliant North West. Let's go!
-[crowd cheering] -[♪ epic music playing]
It's the moment.
Let's go, Northy.
[♪ orchestra playing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King"]
[singing] ♪ I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware! ♪
[singing] ♪ Well, I've never seen a king of beasts ♪
-♪ With quite so little hair ♪ -[chorus] ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I'm gonna be the main event ♪
♪ Like no king was before ♪
♪ I'm brushing up on looking down ♪
-♪ I'm working on my roar ♪ -[chorus] Ah!
[vocalist as Zazu] ♪ Thus far a rather uninspiring thing ♪
♪ Oh, I just can't wait to be king! ♪
[Zazu] ♪ You've rather a long way to go, young master, if you think... ♪
-♪ No one saying do this ♪ -[Zazu] ♪ Well, I said that ♪
-♪ No one saying be there ♪ -[Zazu] ♪ What I meant was ♪
-♪ No one saying stop that ♪ -[Zazu] ♪ What you don't realize ♪
-♪ No one saying see here ♪ -♪ Now see here! ♪
-♪ Free to run around all day ♪ -♪ Oh, that's definitely out ♪
♪ Free to do it all my way! ♪
I'm like the stage mom doing all the like, you know,
singing every word along with her for sure.
Like, embarrassing, you know, myself.
♪ Oh, I just can't wait to be king! ♪
♪ Oh, I just can't wait ♪
♪ To be king! ♪
♪♪
[♪ song ends]
[cheering and applause]
[Kim] It's such a proud moment as a mom to see your child have so much fun
and not be nervous at all.
-[cheering and applause continue] -[Khloé] Yeah!
[Kris cheering]
This is one of those moments that it's just indescribable.
I cannot find the words to explain
how emotional I feel, how proud I feel,
how excited I feel for her.
This is how she shines
and I couldn't be more proud to call her my granddaughter.
[director] Running, people. Running, running.
[laughing] You did it!
You did it!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, North did it.
It's over. She killed it.
I just literally cried the whole time, but she did it
and I'm so proud of her.
-Oh my gosh. -[North] I was a little...
[Kim] No, they said it was your best one yet.
Oh my gosh.
[North squealing]
She's so proud of herself. She did such a great job.
And anyone that is hating on a kid is just like a, a hater.
And she's not there to be, you know, Mariah Carey.
Yeah. I'm gonna go get Everly and Ryan, okay?
-How was it, Saint? -Perfect landing.
Wait, what did you think?
Hi. Well, I mean, I was just crying from the side.
I don't know, ya know?
Okay, here, go with Daddy. I'm gonna go get Northy.
Uh, Northy's right there with Daddy, okay?
I think Kim has been the most amazing momager.
I think as the kids get older
and as this continues and evolves,
everyone is gonna see, you know,
maybe how much work I put into these kids in my day, so,
isn't as easy as it looks, huh, kids?
[bell dings]
Yep.
[Kim] Bubs, congratulations!
-[Kim] From me. -Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
-Look at this bouquet of little Simbas. -I love it.
Hey, what the heck? I'm not even in that one.
I know, but still. I liked them all.
♪ I know you got a lot going on ♪
♪ But you ain't got to worry now 'cause the party's on, like ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Okay, come and celebrate tonight ♪
♪ We 'gon have a good time ♪
[distant cheering]
[Khloé] Next, on The Kardashians...
♪ Here we go like that ♪
-I'm Kris. -I'm Bryan.
-Hi, Bryan. -Pleasure to meet you. Welcome.
Wow.
[Khloé] We are gonna go have dinner with Bryan Johnson,
this incredible biohacker.
Imagine if we figured out that death was no longer inevitable.
[♪ music dwindles, stops]
-[♪ dramatic, mysterious music playing] -What the [bleep]?
Wait, why didn't I go to this?
-I think you read the [bleep] texts. -I don't. Now you know.
I'm so mad. You guys aren't my real family.
[Kim] I'm doing a collab with SKIMS and Dolce & Gabbana.
How do we get Kourtney to be in the campaign?
Ooh.
You know, she could tell me to [bleep] off and it'll be a whole other thing.
I mean, I think I just wanted to know if you were interested.
[Kourtney] I didn't feel like my feelings were heard or validated.
-[camera shutter snaps] -With everything that she did with Dolce,
she just, like, had to do it all.
[♪ dramatic sting]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ You know it's worth it ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ You know it's worth it ♪
[♪ music fades out]
[clicks tongue] Here are the analytics
coming off of North West for The Lion King.
North West generated 22 billion impressions
and over a billion dollars in advertising media.
Wait a minute, "North West has 18% more popularity
than all of her family members."
-[laughter] -Um...
Okay, we're gonna have to work on this, North.
You're not gonna take me down.
[laughter]
[bell tolls]