(upbeat R&B music)
(machine whirring)
(game controllers clicking)
(sighs) Come on, bro, what?
Who getting they ass kicked?
Come on, fam.
Is that a rhetorical question?
You know I never lose, ever.
I'm missing every shot.
Bro, they giving you everything, literally everything.
What the fuck, bro?
Shit, it sound like I get them sticks next then, huh?
Absolutely.
This like my fourth win in a row.
You gon' be number five,
and then I'm gon' let y'all battle it out
to see who gon' go against the champ,
'cause I'm sick of beating you, niggas.
Look, man, I tried.
My shot just off today, bro.
Telling you, you ain't skating by that easy.
Hold on.
Hey, a win is a win.
I'll take it by any means.
Yo!
Why the fuck can't y'all ever replace the toilet paper roll?
When you see that shit's missing, replace it!
It's not rocket science.
Why would you put it on the sink
when there's a holder right there?
It takes two seconds.
My bathroom in my room
so I feel like this don't really apply to me.
Yeah, but your guests use it
so it does apply to you.
They take the toilet paper that I buy
that I have to replace.
They don't never use your bathroom.
Hoes always use ours.
(laughs) Black man in full affect, KP.
Start telling them chicks to wipe they ass in yo' bathroom
'fore Tony start going off on 'em.
I just feel like since you and I share a bathroom
this is like more directed towards him
Me and my guests use my bathroom.
What? It's cleaner!
Y'all bathroom look like a murder scene
in South Dakota after a long weekend.
Bro, look, I'll buy a new batch next week, bro.
I got you.
Thank you.
My bad, bro. What's up?
What's good, buddy?
[Tony] Just got here?
Shit, yeah, I just left the office.
Figured I'll smoke y'all out and beat KP in 2K, shit.
Good luck with that. (scoffs)
You've never beaten me, literally never.
The only person that comes close is L
and that's still a struggle.
That's all y'all gon' do, huh?
Waste the whole day sitting there
like lifeless black zombies
just playing the video game.
[I And KP] Yeah.
That's just sad, man.
Anyway, I got some work to do
so I'll be in the room if needed.
I prefer not to be needed.
What you working on?
Oh, man, just a couple edits, you know what I'm saying?
Doing it for the homies.
I would've got it done a long time ago
but I was distracted.
Plus, I really don't feel like doing this shit
you know what I mean?
Shit.
I really shouldn't.
Bro, I really got some work to get done.
All right, fuck it.
Yeah.
Huh, isn't it ironic?
Just a few moments ago
we were just mere couch potatoes to you.
Now, you're an honorary member.
Welcome to the club.
Shut yo' bitch ass up.
Yep, that'll do it.
Another one, game time.
I'm done, bro shit.
Where you going, I?
Get some food.
Food?
Yeah.
Yogis?
You already know it.
Shit, I'm rolling with you.
Don't you got shit to do?
[Tony] Man gotta eat
especially after smoking.
Shit, hunger hit instantaneously.
Man, why you saying hunger like that
like it's its own entity?
Right, like hunger's like a bad bitch
that just hit him up out the blue.
Now, he gotta drop everything
he doing just to go satisfy her.
Tripping ain't he?
Y'all niggas irritating bro. Let's roll out.
Oh, shit!
Forgot my wallet.
'Bout to go inside and get it
unless you got me.
Hell nah, go get it.
(Tony mumbles unhappily)
(KP sighs)
(door thuds)
Oh, hell nah!
Gimme my shit!
Bro, I was just talking to you
about you and your guests using the toilet paper
and now, you in here on some
Swiper, no swiping shit with a fresh roll.
I mean, I ran out.
I just figured you wouldn't mind, you know what I mean?
You got so much.
That's not how it works, bro!
Ask me!
I mean I was going to ask you afterwards
when I finished using it, you know what I'm saying?
'Cause by then you know you'd be cool with it.
Plus, you got so much to spare.
Man, give that nigga some tissue.
Niggas ain't that stingy.
Yes, niggas are.
There's paper towels in the kitchen.
You mean them dry-ass napkins from Wendy's?
Them hurt my booty.
All right.
Here.
That's fucked up, bro.
There's more hand than tissue.
Well, nigga you better get to practicing then.
♪ Wait, hold up ♪
♪ I'm finna turn this bitch up, hey ♪
♪ I done beefed with the best of 'em ♪
♪ Balled on the rest of 'em ♪
♪ Never hit the ground when the chach made a mess of 'em ♪
♪ LA sets love him ♪
♪ Lot of rap niggas hate him. ♪
♪ He can give two fucks ♪
♪ None of them niggas helped make him ♪
♪ Boys in the hood ♪
♪ Ice Cube out the county ♪
♪ Got Grapes hittin' Rickies ♪
Yo!
Working in here, goddamn!
♪ Bro, we always got a plot ♪
♪ Big mops for the OPS and big dicks on they cocks, yeah ♪
♪ Maybach, Benz, yeah ♪
♪ Shinin', yeah, blindin' up your lens, yeah ♪
♪ Sacks with two twins ♪
♪ I done blew enough years at them bitches ♪
Yo!
♪ Both fo' sho' finna let me fuck them ♪
♪ And they friends, yeah ♪
♪ Compton, we don't care, yeah ♪
♪ You ain't with the business ♪
♪ Why you stand here, partner ♪
♪ Look up in these eyes ♪
♪ Ain't no fear here, partner ♪
Yo, you out?
Yeah, I'm out.
Can't get shit done in here.
Y'all got this bitch bumping like a LA nightclub.
On a Tuesday!
Going to Mel's crib
'cause I got real work to do.
(door clicks)
Yo, the music is kinda loud.
Should we turn it down a little bit?
Nigga, for what?
The nigga who left was the one complaining.
Exactly.
True, true.
(gentle music)
(packaging rustling)
(coffee machine clicks)
(coffee machine gurgling)
(door clicks)
Hey, bro, do we have any more bacon or waffles left over?
Come on now, you know Tony destroyed that.
It's over.
Damn, man!
Now, I gotta get these off-brand ass cereal.
Fake ass Smacks.
Trying to hop on this 2K?
Come on.
You know I gotta get them wins back.
Let's do it then.
(door thuds)
What's up with your man?
I don't know, bro.
It's that time of month. You know I-
(both grumble)
Yo, Tony, what's up, man?
You about to take a trip?
Nah.
Oh, you going to Mel's for a couple days, huh?
Something like that.
That's a lot of clothes
for you be taking for a couple nights.
You normally just take like three outfits
throw 'em in the bag like a traveling hobo.
Alright look, I'm moving in with Mel.
Getting some of my things now.
I'll come back for the rest later.
Yo. Why you moving out?
Because man, y'all niggas be doing the most
having way too many guests.
Always using my shit that I gotta pay for.
Have the noise level at this place like Staple Center
on the fourth when the Lakers winning.
The bathroom's always in use and on top of it
I'm the only one that gotta do shit.
Shit just killed my spirit man.
I'm gonna live with my girl with more peace and relaxation.
It's better for my mental.
But what about rent?
Don't worry man. Got it covered.
I Airbnb the room out.
(both scoff)
Hold on. Time out.
Airbnb the room? Hey fam!
You can't have strangers staying here with us
without having a powwow first.
Hell no, man.
We ain't about to have no weirdos in our shit.
That ain't happening man.
Nope.
Look, look, it's not that bad.
I'm gonna screen everybody in advance.
I'm gonna let y'all know.
I gotta go.
(footsteps)
This nigga tripping!
Stop playing.
(door knocks)
I already knew.
He must must've left something. I already knew.
Come on now.
(soft knocking)
Hi, I'm Josh.
The Airbnb guest. Where's the room?
♪ Every day I'm living on the edge ♪
♪ Looking down at my hater's feet on the ledge ♪
♪ I'm buzzing nothing and I go to bed ♪
♪ Well baby, rub my head, because what ♪
♪ Put it down, put it down, put it, put it down ♪
♪ Put it down, put it, put it down ♪
♪ Put it down, put it down ♪
♪ Every time I slide down, put it down, put it down, put it ♪
♪ Put it down, put it down, put it ♪
♪ Put it down, put it down, put it down ♪
♪ Yeah, every time I slide down ♪
♪ I ain't never run from no nigga in my life ♪
Can you give us a second?
Sure I can.
Okay. Cool.
Bro. What in the actual fuck?
Tony just left and automatically got a guest saying with us
without consulting us, giving us chance to agree.
Man, Tony, lame as fuck putting us in this position bro.
But knowing him
he probably already had this shit set up
or he was at least thinking about it.
I know that nigga, bro.
What we gonna do? 'Cause we can't leave Joseph outside.
It's Josh.
I'm sorry.
That's the dude name. It's Josh.
I don't give a fuck if he was Ryan Reynolds.
What we gonna do with him?
Nigga I don't know.
I mean he here now. We gotta let him stay.
Okay, cool.
You gonna show him around? Give him the breakdown?
Hell no. I got a meeting in a minute.
That's a lie. You was meeting me on the couch
to play 2K. Somebody gotta take care of Jeffrey.
His name is Josh, bro.
Bro. Rock, paper, scissors.
Loser's gotta show him around.
Fuck it. Let's do it.
Okay, but this is my game.
Rock, paper, sci...
Got your ass, I knew it.
Hey, no, no, no. On shoo!
Rock, paper... Everybody! (sighs)
My bad bro. We had to tidy up for a little bit.
Man. Come on in, Jordan.
[L] Josh!
Fuck you and James!
Come here fam.
Wow. This place is great.
Yeah.
It's my first time in LA and I'm super excited.
It's the first place I landed on.
Super cheap and I have access to everything.
Man. What a deal!
Okay. All right.
Slow down, playboy. All right, let me
let me give a lay of the land. All right.
Okay!
This my other roommate I over here.
There's living room, TV, all that.
Over here we got the dining room section.
Over yonder is the kitchen. Don't touch nothing.
Go out to the back. You got the backyard.
Follow me, I'll take you to your room, man.
Back this way.
Okay, so this is your room right here.
I'm pretty sure Tony already broke it down.
You'll spend most of your time here and the bathroom area.
Well, actually he said that I could utilize
the whole house, which is great
because everything looks so cool to use.
I saw a PS5 in there. My favorite.
And the kitchen looks like a good size
for me to do my cooking.
Oh, I heard that there was a really peaceful backyard.
That's great. So I can get my workout on, you know.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hold on. Slow down Jake.
Tony said you can use the kitchen?
Yeah!
Play our video games?
Mmhmm!
Borrow the sunshine from the backyard.
Si.
And that's all on the site that you booked with.
Every word at a super cheap rate too.
Well I'm gonna take a nap before I enjoy the Cali day.
Thanks so much, man.
Oh, come on Justin.
Gently. (screams)
Damn!
Already?
Am I pregnant?
He hugged me like I just gave him ass.
Oh yeah, this ain't gonna work.
Who you picking bro?
Bro? What?
That's what you worried about right now.
There is a random hitchhiker in our crib
breathing up all our air
and you not even concerned?
What we gonna do, bro.
He here now, shit we just gotta pretty much deal with it.
Deal with it? Bro, there is a psychopath.
He might be a psychopath who can kill us in our sleep.
Okay. And Tony gets to be at the crib.
Nice. Cuddled up with his girl and carefree.
Pretty much.
Look bro
all we can do is holler at him after the weekend
and try to put things into perspective. That's it.
All right, fine.
But he gonna feel my wrath, for sure that, believe it.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna take my anger out on you.
Man, pick your team.
Here you go.
'Sup fellas?
(KP mumbles)
Shit. Let me guess. Landon lose?
Man. We both taking the I today.
Huh? How's that? And why y'all look so disturbed?
Like what'd I miss?
Oh wow.
I thought I recognized that voice. Hey, what's up man?
I'm a big fan. I do music back home.
Yeah, I produce. Yo, you know while you're here.
It would be great if I could get you on one of my beats.
Nah, big dog. Three feet please.
Sorry.
Who is this?
Well that's the I I was talking about.
This is Jermaine. Airbnb guest. He's staying in Tony room.
And where Tony sleeping?
He at his girl house. For good.
That nigga moved?
[I Scoffs]
- Yeah. - Yeah.
So you mean. You mean to tell me he came here
oh I'm finna go move in with Mel
and I'mma Airbnb my room?
And y'all just let that rock? (laughs)
I can't take y'all serious right now.
(Josh laughs)
Hey, Hey, Jordan, you mind giving us the room bro?
You know, I know you got access to everything
but not doing our kicking sessions fam.
Oh. Of course.
Wait a minute.
Are you guys about to play 2K?
I'm like the Luke of 2K back home
which means I'm pretty good.
That's nice bro. But you know this ain't a game to us.
We take it real serious in this house.
Want to go a game?
Look, we only play for that bag.
I'm talking big bags, you know what I'm saying?
Good thing I saved up for this trip.
How much?
(soft whooshing)
$350.
Can y'all just Cash App that to me?
Hey, y'all are much better than the people back home.
Thanks for the games, fellas.
That shit was sad. Like legit. Horrifically sad.
Bro. I need to go outside and re-meditate.
Shit, my motherfucking energy off man. That weird bro.
(scoffs) Man.
I can't believe Tony left us
like this in this bullshit situation, bro.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, big dog.
That is kind of messed up.
You're not supposed to leave your partners hanging.
Especially not last minute.
So what should we do?
I mean, y'all grown, y'all three grown-ass men.
Y'all have a grown conversation to figure that shit out.
This my getaway spot.
I can't have the bachelor pad teeming with weirdos.
That nigga breathed on me.
Yeah. He did do that. I seen it.
(door slams)
This nigga beat me at 2K.
Shit. Got me all fucked up.
(exhales) Let it go.
Come on, L. Let it go.
(I breathes deeply)
Nothing like this weather we're having right?
Man, what the fuck?
What are you doing out here man?
And why is you so close to me?
My apologies.
I just love the ambiance you have out here.
It's really breathtaking.
I could be out here all day.
Hum de la-la-la-la-la.
Hum.
Hum de la-la-la-la-la.
Hum.
Hum de la-la-la-la-la.
(door shuts)
Hey guys.
What's up, Haylie?
Where's Landon?
Man, this some bullshit.
- What's going on with you? - Hey, you.
'Ey yo, this ain't gonna work.
Dog gotta go.
Who gotta go?
It's a long story.
No it ain't. Tony moved out.
Airbnb his room. Guest annoying as fuck. End of story.
So this been an eventful day for y'all?
(I scoffs)
But you know you can't kick 'em out, right?
I mean for real. Think about it.
You here visiting from somewhere
you think your stay is handled
everything's taken care of and then you get kicked out?
On the street? Out of the blue?
You can't do that, guys.
I don't care. Okay.
That's not our problem.
I already text Tony and told him I'm fed up.
Julius gotta go.
Oh. Hey guys.
So just got off the phone with Tony.
He said it's not working out.
I'm sorry for my intrusion, but I just get so excited.
You know I don't have many friends back home
and I've never been around a real life celebrity.
You know, I definitely never seen a baddie like you.
She good. She good.
I'm just pack my stuff and I'll figure it out.
But. I don't know what I'm gonna do
with all this food that I ordered.
I got everything catered from Mastros, you know?
And I do have all this weed
and I can't just haul it all around myself. But you know.
That's okay. I'll figure it out guys.
Hey, hey hold on now. Hold on Josh.
Baby. Hold on now. Hey, why you gotta go out there
and struggle? You already here. It's already comfortable.
So I can stay?
Absolutely!
Yeah, you do your thing, man. What time the food coming?
♪ Bad kid, bad child, no manners ♪
♪ Homie died and I flipped my ride ♪
♪ I'm alive but not behind ♪
♪ Scared of heights till I never reached heights ♪
♪ And I waved high till I sky dived ♪
♪ Touchdown on my own wave, crashed down like hurricanes ♪
♪ Houston where I was born and raised ♪
♪ LA's where my soul was saved ♪
♪ Slept in the whip, and the homies got flipped ♪
♪ A nigga position, the steady be sick ♪
♪ I'm living with pensions I may never get ♪
Man. Because I watched that and I already know bro.
I know what time it is.
Look, all I'm saying is Steven ain't smack
he ain't for the culture bro.
I mean once you get into a different tax bracket
you on team white people, which ain't a bad team to be on.
But you can't be going against the culture.
Okay. So you're saying he like
the Candace Owens of ESPN?
Shit. Hell yeah.
Probably even worse. More people listen to ESPN man.
He touching a broader audience.
Yeah. You know that do makes sense. That do make sense.
Hell yeah, what you talking about?
Hey, did Haylie leave a shirt over here?
Hell no. She don't wear stuff like that.
Did you have a girl over here going swimming last night?
Swimming? In the bathtub?
Nah man, that, that wasn't me.
You sure Haylie didn't leave nothing?
Bro, you positive?
I'm...
Are we in heaven? This is our crib, right?
Yeah, we ain't in heaven but this definitely our crib.
Oh, okay.
Oh hey, I was waiting for you guys to come home.
You, you was waiting for, for, for us or just me?
I was waiting for both of you to come home
so we can make some fun, everlasting memories.
(KP and I chuckle)
Okay.
We being punked or something? A YouTube show or something?
If this is a prank, then prank me!
Okay, prank me all night long.
You know what, actually, last night I prayed for this.
I said God please bless me in the name of your Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ to prank me. Okay.
Prank me all day long.
Excuse him.
[Mona] You prayed for that?
Absolutely.
Well your prayers have been answered.
If you pray for a super fun, cool
Airbnb guest!
(all laugh and cheer)
What happened? What? Who?
I rented the room for the day.
Oh that makes sense.
Tony must've rented out the room to a new guest.
Look, I'm so sorry. We probably would've been more prepared.
We would've cleaned up or something.
It's fine.
It was super last minute anyway
and he answered me right away. So great customer service.
(KP and I agree)
But anyway, I'm gonna go take a shower.
Because I'm gonna go do some yoga in the back and stuff.
Okay. Oh, oh yoga.
You know what my room actually is great for that.
The space that they have for the flexibility
that you must have.
Yeah. She good bro. Okay.
Look, you know what, it's all good.
I'm, you know me and Hank do yoga all the time.
So I'm more the expert, you know, so I
when you get done, we, I got you.
If I need anything I will let you guys know. Okay?
- Oh, yeah. - Anything.
You guys are the best. Okay?
(all laugh)
- I don't even know. - Okay.
- Did you see that? - I'm right here with you.
Yo. Where ol' girl at?
Bro, did you just run here from Koreatown?
Drove. Ran from across the street.
Now where she at?
She in the back taking a shower.
Man, I sure wish I was that shower
or at least the toilet seat.
- Boy. You nasty as hell. - Nigga.
Hey, I said what I said. Don't judge me.
Man. Look, why you ain't telling us
you was booking another guest.
Especially when that looked like that, damn.
Figured I surprise y'all.
You know ease the tension a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
Figure since y'all don't like strangers in the house
this will smooth things over.
You know what
I actually gotta agree with you a little bit on that.
This does cushion the blow, but I gotta get my mind right.
You know what I'm saying? An in-house baddie?
Ooh, I gotta smack. I at least gotta try.
Bro. What make you think you gonna get her?
What if I wanna shoot my shot.
And you end up bricking like you're doing 2K.
Here you go.
I'm just be honest with y'all.
I just came to see what's up, too.
Fam. You need to go see what's up with your girl at home.
You feel me.
What you talking about.
Word? It's like that?
Absolutely. We might as well call you Casper
the way you ghosted us.
I thought this made up for it.
And it will. If I smack, then you're forgiven.
Okay, now in the meantime,
why don't y'all going to let me be
so I can get, you know what I'm saying? Get ready.
Get my mind together. (clears throat)
Here you go.
Hey, what's up baby girl?
So I know you new out here.
Maybe I could take you on a little drive.
Whack.
Cool. Cool. So, you know, I was thinking maybe
know what I'm saying?
I'll take you on a nice little, nice little dinner.
So Chick-Fil-A or something.
- Whack. - Okay, that's cool.
Have you ever seen Coco?
You know it's my favorite movie.
Make me tear up. What do you think about that?
Super whack.
That's crazy. I just figured, you know what I'm saying?
So what you got then?
Because it don't even make no sense.
Hey guys. I need help with the shower.
I don't know how to turn the hot water on.
Yeah. Fuck that shower I'm turned on.
Hell yeah.
Oh you know, it's a little tricky baby girl.
Let me, let me help you with that.
Actually, considering that I booked your stay
gave you shelter, figure I'll be the one
to make sure that you have the best stay possible.
Are you Tony?
That I am.
- Oh, nice to meet you. - Come on.
Let me show you how to make it extra steamy.
Oh. Okay.
She touched his ass. What is going on here?
What?
Okay. That's how we gonna play it it? The ass grabbing?
- That I am. - I gotta practice that.
- I don't like that. - That I am. Man, what?
(upbeat music)
Well that didn't go as planned.
What didn't go as planned?
Nothing Hailey. Man stuff.
Man. Y'all give the valid effort.
Me personally? I'm not really pressed though.
Why would you be, you still get to go home
lay up comfortably with your girl and your new, nice crib.
Well, you put effort into what?
[KP And Tony] Man stuff man stuff Hailey.
Okay. You know what, baby?
You wanna go in the room and watch a movie?
Yeah.
Damn.
Oh I know I missed something, but that look
I know it's one hell of a story. First of all Tony here.
So I already know something up.
What you doing back this way anyway?
I mean it's still my crib.
I could pop up whenever I want to.
True. I just feel you wanna be here as often.
You know since you dipped on us.
Left us like a college athlete
leaving his high school sweetheart for a white chick.
Man, shut up. It was time.
I needed better space and peace.
Every day can't be a turn up session.
Y'all still my folks.
With change comes growth. Well, just needed to change.
Yeah. Look there ain't nothing wrong with that, big dog
but, shit, it's funny to me how you just dipped shit
and left niggas with random guests though.
You real cold-blooded for that one.
They be all right.
They grown. Had to do what's best for me
at the end of the day.
'Least I'm still paying the rent
could a just left on y'all and had y'all figure it out.
(laughs) You would have had to figure out these hands
'cause there ain't no way you was gonna leave us
with no extra bill.
Whose hands I'm gonna have to see?
These two. Kylie and Kendall and L's hands too
and feet, 'cause I'm for sure kicking.
Wait, hold up. Your hands is named Kylie and Kendall?
Absolutely. Lethal weapons.
What?
I ain't scared of no man that's naming his fighting fists
after the damn Kardashians.
(sighs) Oh my God guys, the mall is so much fun.
They have so much stuff there, but I might have overdid it.
Oh shit. Let me help you with that.
Oh, hi.
I'm Jay.
I'm Mona.
Nice to meet you.
I guess chivalry's not dead.
There's some gentlemen in the world, huh?
Oh, that's what I do.
I try to help 'em out to the best of my ability.
Oh my God, you're so sweet. Oh. Oh, I love your hair.
Oh, thank you.
You are such a darling. Oh my God.
Hey man, that's bullshit.
We been trying to shoot our shot all day
and he just pulls up and get her a matter of moments.
Trash. Trash Bandicoot.
Hell yeah it is. You know, it's cool.
I ain't even gonna trip. You know what
he gonna be right back out here on the couch with us
when he realize she ain't even on shit, at all.
You know what I'm saying? She ain't on nothing.
I hope she ain't on nothing. Nah, I know she ain't.
Is that Usher?
(bed creaking)
[Jay] Nice and slow?
Man, I'm out.
♪ Oh wow. Wow. Oh wow ♪
♪ Oh wow. Oh wow ♪
Maybe I need to slow down
♪ Slow down, slow down, slow down ♪
♪ Now I've been doing me faithfully for a long time now ♪
♪ Finally find my purpose here, I can die now ♪
♪ Satan all in my ear ♪
♪ Nigga, shut up, not now ♪
♪ I couldn't help my people more than I can right now ♪
♪ Oh gang banging, young nigga. I been that, for real ♪
♪ Always been by my bread, sitting that ♪
Isn't this nice, baby?
We finally get some alone time.
I know things have been a little hectic with all the
you know, living situations and stuff
but it seems like we finally get a little quiet time.
Yeah, you right.
Yeah. I think I needed this.
- Yeah. - We needed this.
Yeah.
I mean, finally, for two weeks
we haven't had no Airbnb guest.
It's been quiet. (scoffs)
I mean, but everything that's been going on
I've been a little stressed. I can't lie.
It's been taking a toll on me.
Just probably just need to relax, you know?
Just like you said.
Yeah. Well we can stay here until all day.
Or we can go get massages, maybe get some dinner.
I don't know. Whatever you're feeling up to.
Well what I'm feeling is
maybe we can just stay out here
and not spend any money, you know?
And just enjoy the vibe. I like your vibe.
Oh. I like that. I'm down for that.
Where is everyone?
I don't know. I think KP working on a TikTok.
I know Danger at the office.
Oh and Tony, he probably at the crib working on something.
Hm. Does that mean we actually have the place to our self?
Like for real alone time?
Actually, I think you're right.
Oh my God. Oh my God. (laughs)
(both squeal)
Silly.
Hey man, what the fuck?
Oh my bad. I didn't mean it scare y'all.
Well you failed at that, bro.
(Hailey yelps)
C'mon, man. You creeping up on people
own backyard and all swollen.
Who you?
I'm Corey. Your new and improved Airbnb guest.
Where's my room.
(Hailey laughs)
Landon?
I could've hurt myself but thank God
for this strong gentleman who's so nice
and just a random stranger in our backyard.
Well it sounds kind of creepy when I say stranger
but I mean everything else.
Will you get your ass down from there.
You need to calm down, Marilyn Monroe.
Bro, who are you?
I'm Corey. Where's my room?
Tony ain't tell us about no Airbnb guest, man.
Our weekend is clear.
Then why would I be here?
You know what? That's a good question.
I'm gonna call Tony.
You know, thank you so much for saving me.
[Corey] You're welcome, ma'am.
I could've really hurt myself.
You know I got you.
Oh my god.
Cuter than the other ladies.
Hey yo. We can all go figure it out.
Let's go.
[Haylie] Okay. Okay.
[L] Damn.
(door opens)
(I sighs)
Look, he ain't answering.
That ain't a surprise.
Yo, bro. You got like a confirmation email?
Where's my room?
Down the hall to the right, man.
Where are your bags?
Oh, this all I need right here.
What you doing?
I'm just making sure...
He good. He good. Come on.
♪ Still alive. Don't trust the soul ♪
♪ I switched my phone from live to silent ♪
♪ No telling who gonna call ♪
♪ 'Cause business and bitches be dialing ♪
♪ I'm outta the office ♪
♪ Got exclusive access to my files ♪
♪ Errors and trials got me wary ♪
♪ And cautious of smiles ♪
♪ The Lord forgive my errant ways ♪
♪ I prayed for better days ♪
♪ And ran errands for hustlers ♪
Is this an intervention?
I thought we already had a talk
about the devil's app, Tinder. I'm good now.
No bro. No.
It's just one of them days.
I mean and the day started off so good too.
I mean, me and baby, we outside.
We chilling. We on the hammock.
We got a whole little picnic vibe going on.
Baby. We can still go out there and get our vibe on.
I'm sorry babe. I ain't even in the mood no more.
I'd rather just watch TV at this point.
Not in the mood.
How can you not be in the mood?
It's such a beautiful day in LA. Look at the sun shining.
Actually this is the perfect time for you
to go do that yoga shit you be doing.
You know, get your chakras right.
Hmm.
Getting your Buddha mindset.
You know what I'm saying? You might as well just figure...
Why is there a sexy Hulk in the kitchen
going through all our shit? Eating all my snacks?
This is why y'all got issues, huh?
Okay, I see. Now it's clear. Y'all had a threesome.
It was real nasty. It got too nasty for you actually.
And now you all having a issue, and y'all feel bad about it.
Nigga, hell no. We ain't had no threesome.
And if we did it wouldn't have been with no dude.
Black Superman? Hell no.
You know what? I'm a little offended
that you would even think we'd do something like that.
KP. This ain't college.
Man. That's true.
So if he's not your personal boy toy, then he's...
- Airbnb. - Airbnb.
That made more sense, that does. I get it now.
Hold on. I thought we had the weekend off.
Yeah, I thought so too.
But Tony ain't answering the phone
so now we can't even call him on his bullshit.
Okay. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
We can't do that. Not this weekend.
I have plans. I'm gonna go say something.
(I and Hailey laugh)
Hold on, hold on.
Lemme get this straight.
So you gonna walk over there and tell Optimus Prime?
[KP] Yeah.
That he can't stay here?
Yeah.
That he gots to go?
Mhm.
You. You gonna do that?
I'm gonna do that. I'm putting my foot down.
Okay.
I'm about to go over there and say exactly
what you just said in that tone. Watch me work.
God. I'll see you in round two.
(Hailey giggles)
He about to get his ass knocked the fuck out.
(cupboard slams)
(bag rustles)
Hey, what's up lil fellow?
What's going on with you?
Hey, I'm KP. I ain't get a chance to meet you yet.
You know what I'm saying?
This is my crib and actually them my chips too.
Matter of fact.
(chip crunches)
Okay.
Not the talkative type, I see.
That's what's up. So look
it's been a little mix up actually.
You know what I mean?
We're not supposed to have any guests this weekend.
So I'm gonna do you a favor actually
I'm gonna make sure my homie get your bags together. Okay?
I'm gonna have Tony give you a little refund.
And matter of fact, even better, I'm gonna call you an Uber.
Feel me? How that sound?
(bag rustles)
(glass clinks)
(soft tap)
Repeat yourself.
Okay.
What I was saying was
welcome to the crib.
Welcome home. You know you treated as your, as your spot.
If you need anything, Hailey's over yonder.
You met her, right? Yep.
She's like the resident maid of the location
and Landon can help you out with anything. You met him too?
Okay, cool. That's what's up. So if you need anything
those two can help you with whatever you need. Perfect.
I'm gonna just, I'm gonna go back over and join them.
Okay.
(bag rustles)
So how did he take it?
I think he took it pretty well.
Yeah, he took it well?
Then why the hell he still here?
And he's still eating up all our damn food.
And I'm mad about that shit
'cause he look better than us eating it too, man.
What the fuck?
Hey man, keep your voice down first of all.
Okay? You know I tried to tell him, I really did
but he had this look in his eyes I wasn't prepared for.
What kind of look was in his eyes.
Like were they glistening?
Were his eyes like drawing you in?
What the fuck?
Huh? I'm sorry.
Hey, get your girl before y'all have an entanglement
or something going on.
Whatever. What's the plan?
I really don't know
but I think we should both go talk to him.
Say it with our chest. If he don't listen
we chop him like the Hardy boys.
(door knocking)
Let me go grab that real quick. Oh, Jesus Christ!
I dislocated my shoulder.
[Corey] Hey. What up? What up?
Come on in ladies. Welcome to the Airbnb.
I'm gonna go grab y'all some drinks.
Y'all just have a seat right here.
(women agreeing) - [L] Oh, naw.
It's all you can drink over here.
So I'm gonna hook it up.
[Woman] Okay, sounds good.
Bro? Them my bottles. That's my liquor.
You know what? Hey stop being stingy.
Listen, listen.
You gotta work on being a better host.
Matter of fact we both do. But you mainly.
Be a better host?
Weren't you the same nigga
saying let's get 'em up outta here? What changed?
I tell you what changed.
The number of fat asses under one roof.
Hmm.
Hmm my ass.
You know you only wanna be friends with him
because he got a whole bunch
of bad bitches up in here now.
Is that what it is?
Matter of fact, let's go to the room baby.
[Corey] Who trying to twerk some?
(women cheer)
Okay. Actually we gonna go to my place.
We gotta go?
Yes. Come on.
Good. Take him on up outta here.
More for me and my new friend.
Okay, let me join in.
Y'all need to, y'all need somebody to judge the contest?
Oh yeah. Y'all like this song, huh?
Y'all like this, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
You know I actually was in the studio
when he made this song.
Actually I wrote it for him. You feel me?
A little something. Why not I take you to the room?
I wrote you a little song or something
you know what I mean?
Nah, they good right here, fam.
Oh hey, hey, hey.
What's up? What's up, fam?
Hey what you want to drink? We got tequila.
We got vodka. You pick.
You in my seat, bro.
Actually this my seat. You know what I mean?
Since I live here.
Okay. But you know what I like to stand anyway.
You know what I'm saying?
You can borrow it for a little bit. Do your thing.
Oh, how y'all doing ladies?
Okay, so, so what's on the agenda for the night?
I heard something about twerking? When that's happening.
Ladies that's turn this into a private party.
Y'all wanna go to my room?
Oh. Oh hey, the room?
Hey that's a dope idea. We can use my room.
You know what I'm saying? I got the bigger bed, more space.
We can really get it cracking.
Oh that's what's up.
So you're saying all of us can fit in there?
Absolutely, G. You know what I'm saying?
I just cleaned my sheets too. And I tidied up.
We can take this zero to a hundred real quick, baby.
That's what's up. Good looking out, fam.
[KP] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can take my room while I handle my business.
No, no, no.
It's a misunderstanding. I'm not giving you my room to have.
I'm saying we can all go in there as a unit
and get it cracking. Feel me?
Excuse me?
Let me, let me simplify.
Me.
You.
The girls.
The bed.
Good times.
Gimme one second.
Bro, you trying to fuck me?
I'm sorry.
Is that the type of shit you are?
House full of bitches and you trying
to try some freaky shit? What the fuck you on bro?
No, no, no, no.
I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say.
You know what? It don't even matter.
I'm gonna just take Tony's room. You take the other room.
It's all good, you to guest.
Nah, the offer is off the table bro.
I feel real uncomfortable with that goofy shit
you on right now.
I think you're gonna have to sleep outside bro.
Outside in the wilderness? I'm not doing that.
That for sure not happening. Outside? You tripping.
There's a lot of good rooms back there. I'm not doing it.
I'm good. I be what I look like.
I know Oliver Twist. You don't play these kind of games.
I wish somebody would.
Last person told me to sleep outside
was a nigga named Howie, and I ended that fool.
I don't play none of them kind of games, G.
On mamas, on... Sure I ain't sleeping...
I'm not going to sleep outside.
I should have did this a long time ago. It ain't that bad.
Makes you kind of cool. You know what I mean?
Oh yeah. You wanted to hear that song
I guess I was gonna sing for you.
Actually, no.
Corey wants to know where's the extra sheets.
The ones on the bed got messed up.
Oh. Hallway closet.
Thanks.
Hey, you know, maybe next time we can chill and kick.
No thanks.
♪ She says she don't drink no more ♪
♪ I seen her drinking out the bottle ♪
♪ She just wanna get turned up ♪
♪ She wanna look like ultra model ♪
♪ She just wanna be a bad girl ♪
♪ She just wanna be bad, bad, bad ♪
♪ Bad, bad, bad ♪
♪ Come here bad, bad girl, come back it up ♪
♪ In LA and I got a jet back ♪
♪ Smoke around me like I got a jet pack ♪
♪ Under my bed, yeah I got a little stash ♪
♪ Shorty's so hood, but got a little class ♪
♪ I'll make it big if you got a little ass ♪
♪ All my friends keep saying I changed ♪
♪ Change so big I can't look back ♪
♪ Any real nigga gonna respect that ♪
♪ Yeah, ball, I get it. Up in the morn', I get it ♪
Hit homie up real quick.
(phone rings)
[Phone Speaker] Yo, what up with it, Brody?
Hey what's going on man?
[Phone Speaker] Man, not much y'all.
What y'all onto today?
Hey yo, we actually about to go shoot this music video
in a little bit.
You might as well pull up later for rap night.
[Phone Speaker] Oh, shit. For sure.
But, bro, I'm not trying to be pulling up
if you just gonna be having some
random Airbnb guests there.
Nah, nah he actually gone bro.
I actually got some, you know what I'm saying,
some thoroughbred baddies
getting ready to pull up in a few. Yeah.
[Phone Speaker] Mmm. Okay, bet. Say less.
Okay, bet. I'll let you know what time.
[Phone Speaker] All right, bet.
Alright. Sound good.
♪ Doggy style, I'll give her the bone ♪
♪ Hit it so good, she don't wanna go home ♪
Fuck these dishes.
Yo, I, come on bro. We gotta get to this shoot.
Let's make some extra money
so we can stop doing this Airbnb shit.
You hear that, Hailey?
Look you gotta stop goofing around.
Some of us got real jobs, right?
I have a real job. What do you mean?
I gotta shoot TikTok with Kristy for two hours
and then after that I gotta go on live stream
for a whole hour today.
Oh you said Kristy, huh?
You tell her I said what up.
Nuh uh, KP. We gonna be busy.
Busy?
All you gonna do is take selfies and eat ramen noodles
on live stream all day. That's easy.
Excuse me?
Oh nothing.
You know, why you always acting like
I ain't got a real job? I work hard.
He basically just trying to say
he think your job a little easier
'cause you a girl.
It's just an observation chief. That's all it is.
[L] Just drop it bro. Just drop it.
You know what? See, that's why I don't
want you living with him.
You know you gotta move out like Tony did.
Well. It's probably a bad time to tell you
but KP trying to have a couple people over tonight.
Look, it's just a little small gathering
so ain't nothing crazy.
Yo, I've had it up to here here with KP
and his burnt face.
Chicken heads looking like they need to be chose.
Well love, y'all can work that out
'cause I gotta go. See you.
Babe. (sighs)
I'm out, too.
We're already late. What the fuck.
[L] Oh, what's up?
Jesus.
Well hello there, Kristy.
Hey.
What's going on?
Kristy?
You're here early. I thought we said three o'clock.
Oh. I'm, I'm not here for TikTok. I'm here for Airbnb.
Wait, let me get this, let me get this straight, hold on.
You about to move?
In here?
With us?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Tony finally got it right. Oh this is great.
This is great. Hey I, guess what? I got a girlfriend!
(Kristy laughs)
Girl you can't move with the boys. That's just like weird.
Girl. I'm not staying with these little knuckleheads.
I'm finna throw a party.
Oh. I thought that was downtown.
Oh, the venue canceled on me last minute
and then I saw this place on Airbnb
and it said I had full access. So.
Okay. But you know I think KP might be a little mad.
He said he was having people over.
Whatever, I paid for this Airbnb
and KP's parties be lame anyway.
I'm finna have this thing popping.
I know that's right. I know that's right.
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey! Are you ready, or not?
Damn ready!
♪ Brunch with my family ♪
♪ Did that because I'm able ♪
♪ Second bottle got us laughing ♪
♪ Horses in the stable ♪
♪ But we worried about this landing ♪
♪ Commercial real estate ♪
♪ Investments had to take advantage ♪
I thought we were supposed to be live stream.
We will, we will.
As soon as I send this message to my baby.
Okay.
I'm so sorry baby. I was tripping this morning.
Gonna make it up to you. Sexytime.
Oh my god girl.
You know I'm not trying to hear you text Landon
for the fifth time today.
You know what? Alright, fine.
Let's go ahead and do this.
Okay.
You ready?
Hey guys!
What up?
Morning.
Okay, so I wanna talk to you guys about relationships.
I got called an angry black woman
twice before breakfast this morning.
Hmm.
Right? Okay.
Now listen, you've had this happen?
Go ahead and drop a comment. We going to discuss it.
Now I know I can be a little bit of a control freak
but my baby understands me. Okay?
He rolls with who I am.
I, I like to be tied up a little bit.
Does that mean I'm a control freak too?
Nah girl. That just make you a freak freak.
Oh y'all don't role play? They don't role play y'all.
They need some spice in their life.
Anyway. Anyway.
(Kristy giggles)
I have no reason to complain. I have a good man.
Oh, a good man?
Okay. You know, I got a great man.
Okay. I mean a man that worships the ground I walk on.
- Queen. - Okay? Yes.
Okay. I mean when I say eat, he ask for the groceries.
Okay. When I say bark like a dog, he barking on one leg.
(Kristy barks)
When I say I'm making breakfast. How you want your eggs?
He say however you want it, baby.
Oh, that's cute. That's cute, that's nice.
Uh huh. So, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah. I'll take them scrambled with cheese
your royal highness.
Sound like a little biotch to me. Okay?
How long y'all been standing there?
Well, about long enough to see you
put your foot in your mouth. Anyway.
'Ey, yo, so Kristy. Now that I got you at the spot.
Maybe we can take a little tour of the crib?
I say we start with my room...
(Hailey screeches)
Okay girl. Bye. His breath stink.
[L] It surely does not.
Now hold on. You know what I'm saying?
Hold on. We good!
Yo can we talk?
Yeah baby. What's up?
Ooh. This about to be good. Hold on.
Alone please.
What you about to do?
Take me in the back and lecture me like you my daddy.
Oh. That was good girl.
Yo, why is she even still here?
You can't move in.
I'm not moving in. I'm throwing a party.
Y'all DM me for the addy, okay?
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
You can't have no party here.
We already got plans tonight
with some little things with some thumpers.
Oh no. It says I have full access to the whole place.
You can check my receipt.
Anyway. Whatever you gotta say baby.
You can say it in front of us.
Okay. Alright.
Yeah.
Hey guys, how's it going?
I just wanna say when you were shaving your mustache
the other day, did you use my razor or you used yours?
'Cause you missed a spot.
(Jay laughs)
If you would've used mine,
you wouldn't have missed a spot. Y'all see that?
Oh, nuh uh. See, see?
Don't be clogging my man's razor up
with the lip pube, okay?
Get out of my sight!
That's what's happening.
It's all good. So next time y'all on here,
make sure y'all tell her get under the chin
Get that chin, or it's a sin!
Why are you yelling at people on my live?
Yo. I need you to stop dissing me on the 'Gram.
Babe. I was actually trying to give you props
like you're a good man.
You put up with my mood swings and everything.
I just, I guess it came out a little wrong.
You think so? Girl, you got me looking crazy.
Okay. You know what?
You know it's my job to talk reckless on the internet.
I don't even mean it like that.
Man. Whatever.
Okay. Seriously.
It's just entertainment. You can't take it personal.
Look, I need you to respect me.
I wear the pants and I need the internet to know that.
Okay.
And they will, just tell me what you want them to know.
Well that's the least you can do.
Okay, hold up now. Don't push it.
All right, well look, this is what I want you to tell 'em.
You ready?
I'm sitting here listening, ain't I?
All right. Um.
Um.
Alright, well listen then, uh.
Okay babe.
My listening is gonna expire in five seconds.
You know what? Tell them I want an argument.
Landon. That's petty. Pick something else.
Well, well I'll tell 'em.
And you know what woman? Another thing, me and KP
we having a party tonight.
Oh God, we are.
[L] Yeah? We will have strippers.
- [KP] Yeah. - We got midgets.
Yeah!
We gonna have chickens greased up.
- Why you yelling in my ear? - We breaking dishes.
We doing all that, pull up.
All of it, yep yep!
Yeah, and we staying up past midnight.
He showed you!
And I ain't cleaning up.
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Slow down, I cleaned up earlier today.
So I think you know it'd behoove you
if you did it this time.
All right, I'm gonna clean up.
But we getting live tonight.
Yeah we getting it!
So pull up.
Yeah!
Girl. The live stream just went viral
and they actually really love KP.
Who?
Let me see that!
Hey, what's up? Y'all asking about me?
Yeah, I'm here.
Hollywood KP. Gimme that little follow
you know what I'm saying? I'm out here.
You know what I'm saying? Just trying to do my thing.
(loud knocking)
Hey. Okay, hold on one second here.
Huh? Take that back real quick.
Let me see what's up.
- [Hailey] Who is that? - [Kristy] They already here?
(knocking)
♪ Sliding in the seven, bad bitches in my day ♪
♪ Once if I'm crashing in the crib ♪
♪ I keep my rings and all my chains on ♪
♪ Sliding in the seven, bad bitches in my day ♪
♪ Once if I'm crashing in the crib ♪
♪ I keep my rings and all my chains on ♪
♪ Breathe, stretch, breathe, stretch, breathe ♪
♪ Stretch, breathe, stretch, breathe, stretch, breathe ♪
♪ Stretch, breathe, stretch ♪
(feet shuffle)
(I sighs)
(clapping) Hey yo!
If you don't live here, you gotta get the out.
Let's go man. You gotta go. Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Goddamn. Let's go.
[KP] The fuck is going on in here?
Knocking at the door.
Damn.
[L] Somebody sleeping on the roof.
Here go, big dog.
Yeah, Airbnb guests threw a rager last night.
It got crazy.
What you got up in here man? Eviction?
(paper rustles)
Come on man. We got 10K in fines?
Damn.
Bro. What?
Why don't y'all just pay for it with Airbnb money?
'Cause we ain't never seen other the Airbnb money.
Tony keep it all to himself. Matter of fact
can we hold 5K? 'Cause I know you got it.
(laughs) Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Lemme get this straight.
So y'all let the motherfuckers come inside the house
make themselves, you know comfortable.
Sleep in y'all bed, cook y'all food
throw parties and they keep the money.
I mean that sound about right.
No, I'm calling him right now.
[KP] You should. Give a piece of our mind.
Of course this nigga ain't answer.
Hey, Tony, you need to get to the house man.
We got fines and we gotta have a house meeting.
(door knocks)
Like now, bro.
(birds chirp)
(door closes)
There wasn't nobody at the door.
Just this package addressed to somebody named Charlie.
I don't know no Charlies.
I don't know no Charlies either, fam.
Yeah, Charlie don't live here.
Let's open it.
No. I'm not going to do that. You do it.
Lemme see.
(box rattles)
This what you tell me to come out for?
Don't really have no smell to it. It's vacuum sealed.
But I smell a little Febreeze. Yeah that's weed.
That's weed.
Weed?
Yeah, for sure.
How you know?
Well y'all went to college
but I got a street university degree.
Okay cool. You open it.
Oh nah, nah, nah.
Matter of fact, I need to get my fingerprints
off this motherfucker, because I don't know
whose it is. But whoever it is
they gonna come looking for this motherfucker.
(scoffs) Well, shit. Finders keepers.
(I sniffs) - Yeah
Smell good to me.
Okay. Smoke.
Y'all be crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't smoke it. Let's sell it. We need the money.
Y'all niggas don't even know nothing about selling weed.
True. But you do, help us out!
No, I don't do that.
Y'all niggas know phones be tapped.
Y'all talking reckless and y'all know the feds be listening.
(box rustles)
I do.
(Jay laughs)
Y'all need to. You trying to smoke.
Nah, I'm good.
I ain't gonna partake in y'all trouble.
I'm telling y'all somebody gonna come looking for this
and if it's gone, it not gonna be happy.
Let's tell you something. First of all
I wish somebody would come up here
trying to find some trouble. Okay?
I get off the floor and get it popping out the 4th of July
in here. You hear me?
Nigga, I seen you running from a pigeon.
The fuck outta here.
Yeah. Okay. You know what it is already.
(door knocks)
Oh. Man get the fuck off me, man.
Nigga, are you, are you really scared of a knock.
I ain't scared man. Could have been a gunshot.
Damn, you know neighborhood we live in, geeze!
(man knocks)
Can we help you?
Yeah, I'm Charlie.
Charlie, who the fuck...
(I whispers)
Oh, Charlie...
Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, Charlie, check it out man.
I'm sorry bro. But we kind in the middle of something.
Yo, can you come back a little later?
Totally fine.
I got all the free time in the world. What you thinking?
Like, maybe ten minutes?
Yeah. Yo. Yo. We'll let you know bro.
- Close to that. - Yeah for sure.
I'll be right here. Don't you worry.
[KP] Okay, yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it
all right cool.
Hey Siri, set a reminder for ten minutes.
I gotta get up outta here.
I gotta get my knife today.
You already leaving?
Oh, that was fast.
(Jay laughs)
What's up guys?
(KP and I stutter)
Nice to meet you.
Hey fam, you can't just come up in anybody crib
in LA like that. You'll get mopped.
Listen, hold the Swiffer. You do know who I am.
I'm your number one TikTok fan.
I followed you since you had like a hundred followers.
You were on my FYP. I comment every single day.
So you know, when that Airbnb showed up
I just had to jump on it.
What? Hold on. You here for Airbnb?
Yeah. Didn't Tony tell you?
Nah, he ain't tell us.
And actually bro, we done with Airbnb.
We gonna be moving up outta here soon
so you can't stay here.
All right, well that's fine.
I'll just take my package over here and get outta your hair.
Oh, what not?
Hey. Oh wait man, hold on.
You got some nerve coming here asking about some package.
What? It's, it's right there.
Nah. That's not it.
Yeah. It's just a box, man.
Oh yeah, just the box that happens to say Charlie?
Oh the, the package that says for Charlie.
(all mumble)
Is that, you guys? Is this open?
No, well look when I grabbed it
I dropped it and then it like just popped open.
I see. Popped open and everything just
landed in your mouth, and you started smoking it? Yeah.
Oh no, no, no.
We didn't even smoke any. We was gonna sell it for money.
Nigga, shut up. We don't know him.
True.
So Mister big famous TikToker short on cash.
You expect me to believe that?
No, it's not even like that.
What happened was, you know we got some noise violations.
Airbnb guests got us in trouble.
Man, shut up. Sounds like you were trying to play me.
(stammers) I don't even play games. You play games?
I don't even know.
You know what happened to the last dude
that tried to play me?
(whispers) What happened?
I fed him to a fucking tiger.
(gasps) You got a tiger?
I got a tiger.
And you know what tigers like more than anything?
What they like?
Dark meats.
(whines) I ain't even that dark. Okay, hold on.
Lemme tell you something. Look, when we found it
we didn't know who it belonged to originally.
You know what I'm saying? So we didn't even smoke any of it.
Come on man.
Ah, I just got you guys. I got you guys!
I'm just kidding. That's my party weeded.
That's the cheap stuff. Smoke it all you want.
I got so much more where that came from.
Wait, you serious?
(KP sighs in relief)
(smooth hip hop)
[All] Charlie, Charlie!
(all cheer)
Hey man, you gotta be the best roommate we ever had.
I appreciate that, bro. Hey, is anybody hungry?
I'm about to order some Ruth's Chris.
Woo. That's a little too pricey for my blood.
Hey no, this one's on me. Look, when I'm around
Hollywood KP doesn't have to pay for anything.
Hell, in that case don't mind if I do.
Pulling it up right now.
Hey look, sorry about the Airbnb guys.
I didn't know it'd be such a headache.
Hey Charlie, your ass gotta go.
They don't want you here no more.
No. No. Charlie, he has been a great guest, man.
Charlie, you welcome anytime, brother.
You know what, Chuck? Chuck, you welcome anytime, man.
You really mean that? You really mean that?
I really mean that, man.
That means so much to me.
You know I, I don't really have a lot of friends, guys.
Then what was all this shit about
the house meeting for then?
Oh some. You know it's noise violations.
If we gotta pay or we gotta move out
something like that, shit be crazy.
Hey, you know what? Stop right there.
I got something that'll help you out.
Where did you find this heavenly, angelic being? Ooh!
(loud knocking)
Who is that knocking like the popo?
This is the police. Come.
Look. Everybody just be quiet and they'll go away.
(everyone shushing)
Hey man. Nonsense. If it's just another noise complaint
just turn down the music. Just pay him cash.
Okay, so you gonna go answer the door?
Hell nah, I don't live here no more.
Ask him. He's white. Ain't gonna hurt him.
Nah, that may not be such a good idea.
I mean considering his background, that might. It might not.
No look, don't worry about me guys.
I got this one.
He's a superhero.
(police radio crackling)
(smooth hip hop)
Can you still order Ruth's Chris?
♪ Riding on my new shit ♪
♪ With a bad and natural broad ♪
♪ These niggas such a nuisance ♪
♪ While they chat about your boy ♪
♪ It don't matter where I'm at ♪
♪ 'Cause I could stand on all my bars ♪
♪ Y'all gonna reach like this ♪
♪ But won't get the ladder out the garage ♪
♪ I set a standard but never fathom it be this hard ♪
♪ Losing family and women I thought I would marry ♪
♪ Soon as them cameras came and got to flashing ♪
♪ Her panties in a wad ♪
♪ My passion led to greatness baby ♪
♪ Just missing all the spoils ♪
♪ I champion my platinums, I'm still here for all my dogs ♪
♪ Pouring liquor out for every one of 'em that we done lost ♪
♪ Was a junior deacon seeking higher cause broke federal law ♪
♪ Begging, oh God, feel like this money is worth the cost ♪
♪ I'm up so early, brush my pearly whites and hit the door ♪