-[♪ upbeat music playing] -[group cheering]
[Lisa Vanderpump] This summer, Castello Rosato took on Italy by storm.
[laughter]
[cheering]
Kiss my ass, you drunk Italian leprechaun.
[laughter]
[Lisa] The stakes are higher than ever and potentially life-changing.
-"Star staff member." -Gabriella.
-Siadi, easily. -I think Andre.
[Lisa] And a $30,000 bonus
and a full-time job remain up for grabs.
Maybe with the 30 grand, I'll spend it on more Botox for Hannah.
[laughter]
[Lisa] Romance ignited,
-only to crash and burn spectacularly. -[crying]
Cheers to all the toxic couples in the castle.
[crying] I just feel really stupid for being so vulnerable.
-You act like I don't care about you. -You don't. You said you wouldn't do it,
-so why-- how could I ever... -I know.
...trust you again?
[Lisa] Oh, the drama and tears.
I don't know if I can take anymore hurt.
[Lisa] And sometimes, what I see in front of the house
is not the entire story.
Was there anybody that was, like, a little off-kilter or off their game?
My only one was Sianna?
I just don't think you're doing well here. I have to call it a day.
[crying]
[Andre] How are you feelin' about it?
Yeah, I'm good.
Did he really just say that?
-[♪ dramatic music playing] -I'm over this [bleep], dude.
[Tyler] He's not who we think he is.
He's a completely different person.
When I first met you,
you spoke to me in an English accent.
-Where's your accent from? -[with British accent] I grew up in, uh,
Trent College in Nottingham.
Where has that gone?
I didn't say anything
-in a British accent. -[Sam] What?
I have no idea who he is
and we've lived with him for the entirety of summer.
[scoffs] Roll the tapes.
Everybody's just tryin' to figure out who the hell you are.
[Sher] Who are you?
[Sam] You're a fraud.
[♪ exciting theme playing]
[♪ theme concludes]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Sher] Do you have multiple personalities?
Like, what are you outside of this? Be your [bleep] self.
-Again, I didn't speak in no... -[Andre] No. No. Hold up.
...British accent the entire night.
[Sam] All the problems that we've had with this man right here,
he has taken account for nothing.
And that is my problem with this guy. And he just won't admit to anything.
No one cares if this guy has an accent or not.
It's the fact that he's lying about it.
It plays into everything that we've all had a problem with him for.
What diminishes your word is lying about it
and gaslighting your "best friend" in the castle.
I'm done.
People have been saying a lot of things behind my back
and that's caused a lot of the animosity from this person or that person.
Outside of this castle, I speak in an English accent,
but nobody really understands that.
And I wanted to be American around Americans.
I am American, but you have to do something different
if you want me to actually talk to you,
and until that happens, I'm not gonna really change the way I'm moving.
[Dominic] Siadi...
Sam...
...how can we make this better?
We have one more guest group coming.
-[Tyler sputtering] -If this happens
with the next guest group, we're gonna be [bleep].
[Lexee] We all are walking away.
[Sam] I'll work with this guy, but that's it.
Let's all go hang out and be friends and family,
and, like, [bleep] him, who cares?
[Andre] Now, I'm startin' to understand why people dislike Siadi.
I can't believe I was fooled this whole time.
[Sher] He needs to get humbled.
[Hagen] He will.
[Hagen] I honestly would have liked him more with a British accent.
You know what I mean?
I think British accents are hot. No, I would've.
[Sher] Just 'cause you can fake an accent
that doesn't mean that's your natural accent. You're American.
[Anthony] Nobody know I'm American, you know?
[Hagen] Chef, if you were American, you'd be taller.
-I'd be what? -[Hagen] Taller.
[Chef fake laughs]
[TJ laughs]
At this point, I'm like, you've already got caught,
you've already admitted it in weird [bleep] ways
and try to, like...
-re-backtrack, like... -Yeah.
Even though Tyler and I said we were just gonna be friends at the lake,
it's hard for us to just not naturally be next to each other.
We're super close and we lean on each other a lot.
Like, with all the drama and craziness happening,
he's probably the only thing keeping me sane.
-[Lexee] Not terrible. -[Tyler] Not terrible.
[Lexee laughing]
This is why they say you can't be friends with your exes.
Like, it, literally, doesn't work.
-[Tyler gives Lexee a raspberry] -You're crazy.
Yeah, I feel like this isn't gonna go very well.
I feel like we went backwards.
-We started off like so happy and in love. -We did. We started out, like--
And now we're just, like, kind of just casually existing,
-like, what the [bleep]? -Well, I still love you.
Whatever.
I do.
[kisses]
[Lexee] Mm. This place would, literally, suck without you.
-[Tyler] Yeah. -I probably would've left already.
[Lexee laughs]
[Andre] What time do you work?
[Gabriella] 2:00.
[Andre] You nervous?
Why would I be nervous?
-'Cause you're amazing. -[Gabriella chuckles]
I don't know what to do with this Gabriella situation.
I care for the girl, I have feelings for her,
but, like, I don't know if it's my pride or anything.
Your birthday's coming up.
Yeah, I keep forgetting about it.
-What are you gonna do? -I don't know.
And I don't wanna know if I don't wanna get heartbroken anymore
or... [inhales] I don't know.
Like, of course, I wanna treat her well
and I wanna be with her,
and I just don't know if she feels the same way
and it might be too late for me, so I'm tryin' to figure that out.
Stop looking at me like that.
Your face is so soft, it's unfair.
At this point, I don't know.
I'm feeling all these feelings that I had last year.
I'm confused.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to happen.
-How ready are you to go home? -Mm.
This is so, like, special, that I get sad.
Like, I'm, I'm sad to leave.
-I'm more sad to leave... -Oh, really?
...than I am excited to go home.
-Really? -Yeah.
I felt a lot of emotions this summer.
I got hurt, I felt played, and then TJ came in
and it was just so easy and comfortable
and it was a no-pressure, just, like, we're having fun here.
-For me, it was such a, like-- -Snippet.
Yeah, it was a brief, like, a brief moment in time.
But, I got really lucky with you.
-Mm-hm. -Yeah.
I'm really glad you came, though.
-Yeah? -Mm-hm.
Me too.
[Gabriella] Oh, my God. It's our last guest group
-and this is crazy. -Yeah, I know. It went by really fast.
[knocks on door]
-You said don't come in or come-- -Don't come in.
Oh, shit. Why not?
[Lexee] Close the door, please.
Well, hold on, keep goin', don't stop. Nah, I'm just playin'.
[laughter]
-Hello. -Ciao.
With Siadi, I was so supportive of him
and had such high hopes right from the beginning.
I've championed him, encouraged him.
Every week, he was at the top of his game,
but now, I don't like what I'm seeing.
I can't afford for this nonsense to spill over to the front of house.
-After we last spoke... -Mm-hm.
...how did it-- how'd it kinda pan out?
Is everything sorted or not?
I mean, "sorted", no, that wouldn't be the right word,
but we put everything out there on the table.
-Yeah. -And I think it made people more upset.
-What do you mean? -He just didn't get it.
Listen, we have got one more guest group.
-I know. -We have to hold it together.
-Okay. Sounds-- Okay. Sounds-- I'll-- -Sounds like shit.
-Sounds like shit, but-- -Okay.
-I'm leaving. -I'm used to dealing with shit, so...
[Andre laughs]
I feel a little bit nervous
because everything that's going on at the back of house with Siadi.
But I still need to evaluate who's entitled to earn that $30,000 bonus
and a full-time position with me.
I'm looking at people that rise to the challenge,
that put everything aside and accomplish what they're meant to do,
but also, it's very important our final guest group is a success.
[Anthony] And the last guest is...
Hagen's family.
Woo-hoo!
Chef just wants it to be my family so he can ask my dad
-for my hand in marriage. -Can't wait.
[laughter]
-Well, good morning. -[staff] Good morning.
[Lisa] 'Kay, so, we're feeling good?
-[staff] Yes. -That's not exactly what I've heard.
-[♪ dramatic music playing] -I know some feelings
are running high right now. I understand that.
However, this is our last guest group, so hold it together, all of you.
-Do you promise me? -[staff] Yes.
So... our last guest of honor, Pwinty.
She has brought her closest friends to celebrate
the rebirth into Pwinty's Southeast Asian heritage,
or so they think.
Now, listen closely,
Pwinty will graciously step out of the guest of honor spotlight,
passing it on to her best friends, Bryon and Alex.
The plot thickens.
Bryon and Alex are newly engaged,
yet they haven't properly celebrated their love.
So, it's our mission to pull off a spectacular surprise engagement party
that the happy couple will cherish forever.
We have to make a big impression in a short amount of time
because they will only be here for one night.
Before lunch, we'll lead the guests through a beautiful floral activity.
But first, Pwinty will reveal to her friends the real reason
that they've all come to Italy.
Then the group will craft a stunning floral arrangement
which will serve as the photo backdrop
for the evening's engagement party.
And remember, this isn't just an engagement party,
this is also the grand finale of the summer season.
[Alyssa] I'm really, really excited for this last group.
TJ and Sher feel more confident.
We've gone through so much training,
but I feel like I've been busting my ass
and I would, obviously, love to get that $30,000.
[applause]
If we can get through this, that means we've made it successfully.
You cannot let me down on this one.
-Okay, you can go. -[laughter]
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Stassi] I have to leave a little early
because I wrote my third book
and Mama needs to go on her book tour.
I will 100% miss Castello Rosato. I'm meant for castle life.
-[Donut barks] -Bite him. Attack.
[Andre] This is our castle.
-[♪ Italian folk music playing] -[Lexee] Aww.
Come on, Hartford!
I've always tried to impress Lisa.
Having spent all this time in Italy,
I really wanted to show her
just how much I feel like I've grown and changed.
-We're saying bye. -[Beau pretends to cry]
I learned to cook a few things,
my Italian is better, Beau and I had some breakthroughs.
I love you.
[Stassi] It's probably my turn to support him
and allow him to go back to work.
Even using the word "allow". "Encourage." "Be supportive." Yeah.
Alright, then.
-Alright. -I don't wanna go. Oh, my God.
I've loved all of this.
-Surpriiise! -[staff cheers]
[grapes squishing]
Look at the new hair extensions!
-[Beau] What do you call this? -[in Italian accent] Barro.
No, just bar.
-Ruff, ruff. -[Lisa laughs]
[all] Cheers to Stassi and Beau.
It was just, like, a once in a lifetime experience, truly.
-Bye. We'll miss you. -Oh, oh, you guys--
You guys,
-we're literally gonna miss all of you. -[Lexee] Stassi, stop it!
[staff] Bye, guys.
It's so funny because Stassi used to be such a pain in my ass.
I mean, I'm not saying she's not still a pain in my ass,
but, I have to say, I've been impressed by Stassi's attitude.
She seems calmer.
-Where are we going? -We're gonna go home.
[Lisa] And yes, she made mistakes when she was younger.
But that was then and this is now.
Alright then, everybody stop crying.
We still got a guest group, so let's get the show back on the road.
Come on, let's do it. [sniffles]
-Can I have my dog? -[Andre] Yes.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
There's definitely some tension between Dominic and Ashley,
but they need to be in the kitchen and focus on the food.
I want every single dinner to be a success
because I wanna make sure that I earn the bonus.
It's the last guest group
and I'm lookin' to have a lot of fun outside the kitchen.
-[Anthony] Oh, gosh, yeah. -"Oh, gosh."
I'm a better cook coming outta this because of Chef Anthony.
I'm gonna go back home,
I'm gonna work on my craft, do more private dinners,
maybe even a cookbook,
but I'm trying to earn that $30,000 bonus and a job with Lisa.
I need that shit.
You do you.
-[Grace] We're almost done, Hagen. -I know.
[Grace] I was getting sad last night.
[Hagen] Yeah, I get sad, and then I, like, walk by Siadi
and I'm like, "Okay, I don't have to see him ever again."
[Siadi] I've been living with these people for almost 30 days.
Not once have I felt these people are gonna be my genuine friends.
Right now, I'm actually the favorite.
I was, basically, one of the top people
that are selected for that comment card every week.
So, this is a slam dunk for $30K.
I'm not here to be your friend.
I'm here to beat you, so I don't give a shit about what anybody says about me.
If you don't like me professionally, take that up with Lisa.
-[♪ bright music playing] -Look at Gabriella
with the big eyelashes on today.
-I notice everything. -[Gabriella laughs]
[Gabriella] [gasps] There she is!
-Oh, welcome, Pwinty. -Hi!
-I see dogs. -[dog barks]
I'm the only one who know the secret. No one in the group knows.
The real reason why we're here
is to celebrate my best friends and their engagement.
-Thank you. -Hi, guys, cheers.
They're gonna be so surprised. They're gonna love it.
-Are you ready for a good time? -So excited.
You all will follow me for a moment?
-Alright. -Yes.
[Siadi] $30,000 bonus is a great stepping stool to--
The biggest thing I think will be, like, the opportunity with Lisa.
First, we'll go to the guest of honor suite.
-I think that's me. -Absolutely.
The capacity for, like, a career that really makes me
thrive in what I like to do
and be somethin' that's gonna catapult me to my next chapter.
I'm gonna be your eyes and ears,
your clock and your tour guide for everywhere that you need to be.
[Nadia] Thank you for the hospitality, 'cause we're all about that.
Your braids are fire.
-Where are you getting them done in Italy? -Thank you, thank you.
-[Gabriella] You guys will stand here. -[Alyssa] Sher, we have to go.
Tonight, Bryon and Alex are gonna be celebrated.
-The sun feels good. -[laughter]
And so far, so good. They know nothing about it.
-Oh, that sun feels nice. -We got everybody? We intact?
-[guests] Yeah. -[laughter]
[Gabriella] Siadi, this has been his story all summer.
So nice and cute in front of the guests,
tryin' to get the $30,000 bonus and a job with Lisa.
-Alex, how was your nap? -It was good.
I actually felt more tired when I woke up, though.
[Siadi] That happens sometimes.
[Gabriella] And then, when it comes to us, he takes off his mask
and he is the real him, he's a dick.
-Welcooome. -[indistinct chatter]
-[guest 1] Amazing. -[guest 2] Beautiful.
-[guest 3] Wow. Fantastic. -[guest 4] Cool.
-Cocktail? -Thank you so much.
-Appreciate it. -Wow, fantastic.
Welcome, everyone. Pwinty has a little announcement to make
-and I'll allow her to take over. -Okay.
So, I have a surprise.
[anxious chatter]
-Ready? -[guests] Yeah.
[♪ anxious music playing]
The secret is that this is actually a surprise
engagement party for Bryon and Alex.
[guests] What?!
-[♪ upbeat music playing] -[cheering]
-No [bleep] way. -Oh, my God.
[guest] Wait, that's so cool.
-Are you serious? -How did you keep that secret?
Yes. This whole thing is for you guys and I wanna, like--
First of all, I wanna thank you guys...
because, like, you guys have made me feel so special
and I just wanna give you something that
the way that you have made me feel special.
Oh, my God.
Cheers to the happy couple.
-[all] Cheers. -Thank you. Pwinty, I love you.
I love you. Are you surprised?
-Yes. -I'm, like, shocked.
I'm like, "This isn't real."
Finding out that this was all a ruse to celebrate our engagement,
-it still has not fully sunk in. -[Bryon] Set in.
Our journey getting to this point wasn't the smoothest ride
just with, like, family and everything like that,
but everyone has been so amazing now.
It feels wonderful.
Tonight, we have a beautiful dinner planned for you guys,
and this will be the backdrop for your engagement photos.
-[guests] Oh, my God. -So... Right.
-[guest] Let's go! -So, we'll be decorating this.
I have all the tools here and some florals, so let's play.
-Oh, my God. -Wow, that's so cool.
[guest] Congratulations, guys.
-Yeah, congrats. -Thank you.
This is wild.
It was beautiful for Pwinty to pass over the torch
for her friends, Bryon and Alex, to be the guest of honor.
If you wanna, like, think of a vibe in this moment.
I'm honored to host them for an engagement party.
We're representing something so huge and just showing it on a big scale.
[Bryon] You guys, this is so sweet. I really, really love it.
Me hosting them makes me so overwhelmed with joy.
[Anthony] This is last night, guys. Have to be perfect, okay?
-[Ashley] Yes, Chef. -[Dominic] Yes, Chef.
-It's now or never. -[Ashley] Now or never.
-And I can still fire you. Not too late. -[Ashley laughs]
[♪ bright music playing]
[Lisa] Pwinty and her guests are gonna be indulging
in this fabulous celebration dinner.
[indistinct chatter]
-Welcome! -[Alex] This is incredible.
Thank you so much, Lisa.
[Lisa] The purple flowers, the decor.
I think we've created something special
and I think they truly appreciate it.
-You guys outdid yourself. -And look at our creation.
-I love. -I know.
-[Gabriella] Yeah? -[Bryon] It's so pretty.
[Gabriella] Are you guys ready for your photo?
-[both] Yes. -[Alex] Let's do it.
[Bryce] That is beautiful.
-[camera clicking] -[group cheering]
Love you.
-We're good. Oh, look at that truffle. -[Ashley] Ooh, that truffle butter.
Sexy, sexy bastin'.
Although Dom feel like he was tryna play me
and I had to check him and get him right together,
to come over here to Italy
and be cookin' under a French classically trained chef,
I was nervous.
But I'm so grateful for the opportunity
because I learned so much,
and $30,000 is what I need right now.
I can put a lot of that into my business,
so I definitely still got my eye on the prize. [laughs]
[Anthony] Okay, we're very excited to have you tonight for our last marquee event.
So, we start the menu tonight with a arancini with a blue crab.
-Appetizer will be... -Spaghetti alla Nerano.
It's zucchini, basil, very good, very classic.
Main course tonight we have, like, filet mignon beef tenderloin
with fresh truffle, cauliflower puree, and asparagus.
[Ashley] We are ending the dinner
with a very decadent berry chocolate cake,
-to die for. -[guests] Ooh.
So, yeah, that's gonna be delicious at the end.
[Anthony] Enjoy the dinner, we'll see you later. Thank you.
[overlapping chatter]
[♪ bright music playing]
-Thank you. -Amazing.
-[guest 1] This looks delicious. -[guests] Ooh.
[guest 2] This is fantastic. Mm.
[guest 3] This is so good.
Yeah, cheers.
[all] Cheers.
-[Bryon] Love you guys. -Wait, cheers to Bryon and Alex.
-Yes. -Cheers.
-[sparklers flaring] -[excited chatter]
[guest] What?!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
[excited chatter]
It's the experience of a lifetime. We're never gonna forget this.
[Bryon] Our engagement party, I have no idea how to top it.
We should probably plan bigger for our wedding.
-[chuckles] -Or maybe Lisa wants to plan a wedding
-for us? -Oh!
-Spin-off. -Yeah.
[both laughing]
-[Sam] Cheers to the king and the king. -[all cheering]
We got through the hard part, so now we can unwind.
Everybody's hangin' at the bar.
Siadi's even pullin' out all his magic tricks.
Just put it on top or bottom of any of these decks.
Now we can relax and wrap up this summer season
with Pwinty and her friends on a high note.
Okay, we can do it again. We can do it again.
You just pick anything you want. Just pick it out.
[Gabriella] Girl...
I'm just thinking about everything that's been going on.
Mm-hm. There is that sadness of like,
"Okay, it's coming to an end. Like, we're all gonna go back home."
[sighs] Oh, God.
It's just so hard because, Andre,
he'd finally, after a [bleep] year,
-told me everything I wanted to hear. -Mm-hm.
And it was great, but I'm still, like, it's not enough...
because, at the end of the day, I know the value I, I bring...
-Mm-hm. -...and if you can't book a flight
to Miami to come see me and make me feel loved,
then it can't work.
I would love and I would kill to see him step up to the [bleep] plate.
Unfortunately, it's not what he's giving right now.
I know.
-For you, though. -[Grace exhales]
[Grace] TJ's fun. He's very handsome.
But there is the aspect of
"I want and I need to protect myself"
because I didn't before w-with Dom.
-[Gabriella] Right. -You know, I let him in
and the second that I gave him the slightest bit of attention,
the chase was done and it's not so fun anymore
-and that shit hurts. -Yeah.
[bleep] I hate that I let my guard down with that short-ass man.
[chuckling] Like, I hate that.
You are glowing different, Grace.
-[chuckles] -You are that bitch.
I am so grateful for my relationship that I built with Grace.
She's gonna be the thing I miss most about leaving here.
Grace has grown so much and she is so confident.
I really think she deserves the $30,000.
[Siadi] I got magic tricks for you.
[Nadia] I'm going to go, like, pack.
[Siadi] [translated] Why?
No?
[Nadia] [translated] No. I'm tired. I'm tired.
-[Siadi] Are you ready for magic? -[guest] Yes.
Good night, you guys. Thank you for everything.
[Siadi] Who wants to go first? 'Cause I don't trust you.
-[crosstalk] -Which one is it? That one?
You think-- Don't touch it. Don't touch it!
-[Bryon] Just hover, just hover. -[Siadi] Jesus!
Siadi's bein' a little bit aggressive.
Like, my boy, calm down. It's magic. It's not that deep.
Can you just let me do it? If you wanna do it next time,
-you can do it next time. -That's not my card!
Usually, he is a hard worker,
he does his job, and he's good with the guests,
so it has thrown me off.
[Ashley] Why are you like this?
Because I'm, I'm a house husband waiting for my wife
because I wanna impress her with all the things I can cook,
clean, and do for her.
[Siadi] I make her ***, too.
[group] Ohh!
[Siadi] [bleep]. Sorry, I have a fetish.
[bleeping] The tongue's a full [bleep].
[guest] Oh, my God.
-[Siadi] I wanna go find my wife. -[Ashley] I can't. It's givin' magic
and intense. I'm scared.
Siadi's just saying, like, super vulgar things to the guests.
That is shocking to me.
In the past, when he's in front of guests,
he's, like, professional, so I'm just like,
"Are you [bleep] kidding me?"
[Sam] Where'd you just come from?
I was inside. I was trapped by a magician.
[laughter]
-Siadi was talking so gross. -[TJ] What?
[Bryce] It was bizarre.
-[knocks on door] -[Siadi] I'm not done with you.
[Siadi] But I don't know if...
[Siadi] [translated] you have a boyfriend?
[Nadia] [translated] Yes, I have a boyfriend.
[Nadia] No, I have a, like, new man.
If you can speak to a woman that's two feet away from you that gross,
you are-- you on some other shit.
Ever since I've gotten here, I feel like the drama with Siadi
has just gotten significantly worse.
I really just don't understand what his issue is.
Who is this guy?
[Siadi] Lisa wants everybody to have, like, a great experience.
And she wants it to always be curated.
[Chris] I think it's best for you to go to bed.
I just feel like the night is best just ended.
[Siadi] What? You can't tell the Guest of Honor what to do.
[Siadi laughing]
[Alyssa] Siadi, can you please leave the guests alone?
[Siadi] Yeah, we're gonna go to bed, don't worry.
[Sam] Yeah, just go to bed.
[Siadi] Bro, shut up.
I'm not backin' down this time. I'm not backin' down.
I don't give a [bleep].
Man, you should have gone home a long time ago.
[Siadi] Good luck.
Good ******* luck.
I was not the antagonist, I didn't do **** all.
You see who's pulling away?
Not the one who's a bitch.
[Castle Security] Go to bed.
[Sam] Siadi was inappropriate with a guest,
yet he's screamin' at us because he thinks that
we're tryin' to make him look bad?
[Sher] He threw a glass?
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Siadi] I just wanted you to know, Lisa is the person who's in charge here.
She says our rule is to make sure we keep things united.
Even if we have problems,
we all make sure that we're being positive and happy,
especially in front of the guests.
-I was being professional... -Mm-hm.
...I was being respectful, and I never did or said anything.
I did not provoke this in a way.
I did not put my hand on him. I did not put my body on him.
He came to me--
[Castle Security] You threw water. I saw.
Because he was wet.
Yes, to-- Yes. Get off of me.
Siadi scares me not in a physical way, scares me in, like, a...
"I don't know who this [bleep] is" kind of way.
And that's just alarming.
[♪ tense, downbeat music playing]
[Dominic] We had one more day. They couldn't wait?
[Anthony] I was in underwear.
I was, like, literally, I just fall asleep
and I heard, like, yelling in the hall. I said, "God."
I was asleep and I heard yelling and then glass breaking
and then more yelling.
Things are a little awkward in the castle.
Siadi and Sam were arguing last night and I heard all of it.
Now I'm just like, "Oh, shit, the guests are still here."
This ain't gonna be good.
-Really? -Yeah, that was stupid.
I don't wanna spend another day with this dude.
He needs to be kicked the [bleep] out of here.
I don't care if we have a couple days left.
That's what the [bleep] I've been sayin'. He been, been gotta get outta here.
[TJ] Sam said he was walking up...
[TJ] and he got to, like, the corner right by Chef's room...
and Siadi was coming from the Guest Quarters.
I guess Siadi started yelling at him.
This is the last week here.
We're in a [bleep] castle working for Lisa Vanderpump.
Why are we doing this?
[TJ] That's when, like, security got involved.
[Gabriella] That's crazy.
Woke me up out of my sleep.
[Anthony] Gimme, like, uh, two tray for the croissant, please.
-[Lexee] Good morning! -[guest] Good morning, Lexee.
Today is Pwinty and her friends' last day in the castle.
However, after all the drama and craziness last night with Siadi,
I just kinda wanna make drinks for everybody,
something to have them end on a really good note before they go.
-[Bryon] Cheers, you guys. -[all] Cheers.
-Thank you. -Wow.
[Bryon] Thank you.
-[guest 1] Oh, my God. -[guest 2] Oh, my goodness.
-Hi. -[group] Ohh.
-I have... a comment card. -She's my favorite.
-[sing-songy] ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ -[Bryon] Comment card.
[Alyssa] Here we go.
-Alright. You're welcome. -[Alex] Thank you.
The first thing on the list, "Who is your star staff member?"
Ooh.
For me, the star staff member was Gabriella.
She's just been so upbeat and really positive,
-so I really love Gabriella. -I 100% agree.
"Room for improvement."
I think someone, you know, Siadi, specifically,
came off really, really great at the beginning
then we saw him kinda shift and change.
Other than that, it seemed like everything was perfect.
[Lisa] This is the final comment card
and as we know, we have that $30,000 bonus,
so their perception is going to be very important in my ultimate decision.
-Hello, my lovelies. -[all greeting Lisa]
-You look amazing. -How are you?
-Good, how are you? -How you feeling?
[guest] So good.
[Lisa] So, tell me, everything.
-It was amazing. -It was incredible.
-Unbelievable. -It was beyond anything
that we could've thought of.
-How do you even top what happened? -I feel like-- Yeah.
The room for improvement would just be me feeling
a certain type of uncomfortability with Siadi.
At the beginning, he was amazing,
and then there was a moment we are sitting there,
he's doing magic tricks, and he got very... angry with me...
-Angry? -...to where he-- Oh, yeah.
Can you just hold your hand over the card? Jesus!
That was the point where I was like,
"Oh, things are starting to act and seem a little bit different with him."
And then, he started saying some very, like, derogatory,
-sexual comments to-- about women. -What? What?
-And-- -Wait a minute, move up.
[group laughs]
[Lisa] What do you mean, derogatory?
[Bryce] Talking about how he makes girls *** with his tongue and, like...
-[Bryon] Oh, I did hear that. -Yeah.
[Siadi] Yeah, because I make her ***, too.
[group] Ohh!
Because the tongue's a full ********.
Oh, my God.
He did come to the room asking me what my situation was,
if I had a man or not.
[Siadi] I'm not done with you.
[Siadi] But I don't know if...
[Siadi] [translated] you have a boyfriend?
[Nadia] [translated] Yes, I have a boyfriend.
That is not what you signed up for and I'm sorry about that.
Totally [bleep] inappropriate.
-Yeah. -[Lisa] And I'm not gonna sugarcoat it,
so I apologize to you, I really do.
I'm all about being crude in a joke,
but somebody being blatant about their sexual prowess
to our guests is somewhat disgusting to me.
Like, why would you even bring that up?
It's totally inappropriate. What the hell was he thinking?
Alright, darlings, I'll see you outside.
-[crosstalk] -[Bryon] Thank you, Lisa.
[♪ light music playing]
It's time to say goodbye to the guests and Siadi's nowhere to be found.
It's a little weird.
Let's just make out everything's absolutely perfect.
-Bye, you guys. -[all saying goodbye]
-Thank you for everything. -I've gotta give you a hug.
Thank you, Lisa. Thank you for everything.
-Congratulations, congratulations. -Thank you so much.
We're very, very thankful for Lisa and the staff
and everybody who's made this surprise engagement party
the most memorable time of our lives.
Yeah, truly.
Bye, Lisa.
-That's it, last guest group. -[Lexee] Aw, Gabriella's gonna cry.
[Hagen] Out with a bang.
A bang? Is that what you call it?
-Alright, thanks, guys. -[laughter]
-[Lexee] Good job, guys. -I'll see all of you in a minute.
Yay!
We're done!
[Andre] We did it!
-Woo! -[Lexee] We did it!
-[cheering] -[all] [chanting] We did it!
-[Lexee] We're free! -[group chanting indistinctly]
The kitchen... is closed.
[Lisa] Siadi, I need to see you in my office.
First, Siadi, he makes all of the guests uncomfortable
and then he doesn't even bother to show up for their departure.
Not only am I angry, I also feel humiliated.
I don't like this at all and I have to take him to task.
I'm going to have to deal with Siadi myself.
[♪ tense music playing]
Siadi.
Oh, g-good, good morning.
Is it?
♪♪
Siadi, I've always been your biggest supporter, right?
[sighs] I mean, I had a group of guests say their time was marred
by these instances that were incredibly humiliating.
They're gonna go away, where the guys were
kind of disgusted about you kind of relaying your sexual prowess to them,
which they really don't want to know.
And also, they said, over the magic trick,
how you were kind of inappropriate with them then,
saying, "Don't [bleep] up the cards, and do this,
and move your hand here."
-And he said it all felt inappropriate. -That's horrible.
Nadia said you came to her room and she said she felt so uncomfortable.
This [bleep] the whole experience up for those people.
I had the egg on my face at breakfast. Me.
No, that's not my intention. That was not what I was looking for.
[Lisa] And it's not what I'm looking for either.
So, here am I, with guest services,
who've made the entire group feel embarrassed.
I chose you for front of house.
I didn't understand how I chose this British gentleman
and ended up with the American guy, but [bleep], let it go.
It was your choice, but it all seemed strange.
And, right now, we're not in a good place,
and kind of overstepped boundaries on quite a few levels.
I can give a damn if you like me or not.
-Don't touch it. Don't touch it! -Don't touch it. Just hover.
[Taylor S.] Are you a shit-stirrer?
[Siadi] No. I actually been shat on the most here.
It's like high school here.
And also, not being transparent with all the people that live around you.
-[Sher] Where were you born? -Seattle.
[Sher] So, how the [bleep] do you have a British accent?
I didn't say anything in a British accent to anyone.
Right now, I think with the whole situation,
I have to let you go.
Understood. I, I think that the next guest services will be just what you need.
[Lisa sighs]
Being let go, I didn't really think it was warranted,
but I also understand where Lisa's coming from.
Because I don't really have a connection with a lotta people here...
[laughter]
...I had to fend for myself a lot, so I'm proud of myself.
I appreciate the opportunity,
but I just kinda put my head down and go.
[♪ string music playing]
We are about to go to the staff meeting. I don't really know what's happening.
Our last group of guests is gone. Let's wrap this shit up.
[Lisa] Okay, I wanna clear one thing up.
The reason Siadi is not with us
is because of the meeting that I had this morning with the guests.
The guests gave me a rundown of Siadi's inappropriate actions.
There were many, uh, comments from all of the guests on many different levels,
so I had to deal with it and I won't stand for it.
[Ashley] I felt like Siadi would make it to the end.
It's unfortunate how everything has unfolded
because he is a good worker.
I think the frustration stemmed with Siadi because he wasn't truly bein' himself.
You have to be genuine and you have to be true.
I couldn't back him up anymore at a certain point.
I couldn't really be in his corner.
I had to let everything unfold and play out how it did,
and it played out for the worst.
Woo! God is amazing and she works in mysterious ways,
and Siadi leaving is probably the greatest thing that's ever happened.
Bye, bitch.
Now, on another level, every one of you did fantastic.
They loved you. They called you out.
Gabriella, you were the star. They absolutely loved you.
This has been an unbelievable season,
but, really, pat yourselves on the back
-because you did an amazing job. -Great job, guys.
[applause]
So, one more thing. I've got a little surprise for you.
You are going to Tuscany...
-Wow. -[Lisa] ...to a winery.
This is the best day ever.
Siadi's finally gone,
and Lisa is sending us to a winery in Tuscany.
Ooh, I can't wait.
[Grace] Gabriella, are you in the shower again?
-Oh, I'm so sorry. -[Andre] Grace!
I just opened the door and there's Andre's butt.
[laughing] I'm so sorry! I thought it was Gabriella!
He was, thankfully, facing away from me.
But everybody here is way, way too close for comfort.
-[Grace hyperventilating] -[Gabriella laughing]
I thought it was you!
[TJ] We're goin' to Tuscany! All aboard!
[Sam] I'm feeling nothing but excitement.
People wait their entire lives to do something like this.
[excited chatter]
[Hagen] Guys, this is awesome.
[winery owner] Hi, hello, welcome! Ciao!
Shall we celebrate your arrival here with one of our wines?
-[group] Yes. -Cheers. Welcome. Benvenuti.
[Dominic] I'm speechless. I am in Tuscany.
This is where my grandparents are from.
-Look at this view. -[crosstalk]
I buy this wine for my private dinners.
I am grateful to be here. It's a moment.
Cheers to hard work, finishin' off the season strong,
-and only the strong survive. -[Anthony] Let's go, cheer!
-[cheering] -[laughter]
[Lexee laughing]
At the end of the summer, you start thinking about, like,
it's almost done.
There's, like, nostalgia part about it.
The kitchen did an amazing job.
Dominic helped me learn about my patience.
He definitely test me, you know, a lot, a lot. [laughs]
No, I, I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
Ashley and Dominic definitely, like, show me
that they were here to work and to learn.
The food was beautiful and we did a great job.
I do believe, Lisa, she's happy and that's the only matter for me.
-[TJ] Are you gonna sit down? -[Grace] Mm-hm.
It's the last night here.
-I know, time really did fly by. -It goes by quick.
Yeah, I think you did bring me outta my shell a bit more, and--
It was definitely really nice to have, like, a closeness with somebody.
-Yeah. -You know?
-Makes it more comfortable. -But--
Oh, yeah, but what are your thoughts about, like, outside of here?
'Cause I definitely have some thoughts of my own.
No, I am-- I'm really glad you came
and I feel like I spent so much of any, like, emotion I had to give,
like, with everything with Dom.
-And so, like, I-- -Mm-hm.
It was just very comfortable, like...
-having, you know, something easy. -Yeah. Damn, I'm easy.
-No, you're not. -[both laughing]
Me and TJ definitely established early on
that this was just gonna be a fun, little summer romance.
The sex is great. [laughs] Would do it again.
[TJ] I think it makes sense, at least for me,
that life outside of here
-kinda goes back to, back to normal. -Oh, yeah.
Grace isn't somebody that I'm not going to keep in contact with,
but long distance doesn't work for me
and I don't think that that's an option right now.
So, cheers to fun in Italy for the summer.
Yep, and being in a winery in Tuscany.
-Mm-hm. -Wild.
-[♪ light music playing] -[indistinct chatter]
-[Lexee coughs] -[Sher] Those scones are nice.
Yeah, they are.
Wow.
I can't really imagine what I'm seeing right now.
I'm just a kid from Chicago.
I never would be thinking in a million years
that I'll be out here in Tuscany right now.
And I think me and Gabriella are in a good place.
Uh, I've communicated how I felt about her.
I think we are headin' to the right direction,
and only time will tell.
-Does it look bad? -[Andre] No.
-Looks cute? -Smells good.
I do wanna respect Andre because he laid it all out
and let me know how he was feeling and we've bonded so much,
and now we're getting to the end and I've just been, like--
my mind has been all over the place.
I feel like I have to have a conversation with him about how I've been feeling.
I just don't know how I'm gonna go about it.
[Anthony] Something smell good.
[Tyler] Yeah, it smells good, right?
-[Anthony] Yeah, yeah. -[Tyler] Smells sweet like...
-[laughs] Somethin'-- -Does smell like syrup.
-Peace. -[Tyler] Syrup.
Peace. No bad apples.
I am getting really irritated that every time I turn around,
Tyler is right next to Sher, every single time.
Really, Tyler? Right in front of my face?
[♪ bright music playing]
-[Lisa] Oh, my God. -Hi, Lisa.
What do you want? You must want a favor.
-It is tea time. -[Lisa] Oh, bloody hell.
So, I'm still with my amazing, wonderful girlfriend.
We moved together and everything is perfect,
and I'm, actually, planning to propose to her, like, very soon.
And, of course, the $30,000 crossed my mind.
I didn't come for the $30,000, for the bonus,
but definitely gonna help, planning everything with getting married.
My first tea time with you.
Mm. Hopefully, it's not the last.
[Anthony] I wanted to get some advice from you.
-About you? -About me and my relationship.
As you know, since a year, two year now,
like, I'm thinking about, like, proposing to her.
-Really? -Yes, I am.
-Like, she's been-- -What's taken you so long, then?
How are you gonna do it? Have you bought the ring?
[Anthony] I don't-- I-I did.
And that's where, like, actually, I'm looking for advice
because I don't think she like big thing--
-Oh, she doesn't want a big flashy affair. -Yeah, exactly.
Do you know if she wants to marry you?
I mean, I'm sure she would. I mean, most people would.
Chef Anthony's absolutely gorgeous.
Those extraordinarily blue eyes have a way with me.
I think whatever Chef Anthony asked me,
I would just say, "Oui, oui, oui."
So, what are you thinking?
I was thinking about, like, taking her somewhere,
like, she never been because she's been to France,
in the south of France,
but not really where I come from
-in the north, which it's very beautiful. -Oh, gorgeous.
-It's very romantic. -Well, what I think,
if it means something to you, then it means something to her.
-That's true, yeah. -You know, if you say,
"This is one of my favorite places,"
I think that's, like, really special.
I wish Ken had been romantic when he proposed to me.
-It wasn't like that. -How'd he propose to you?
Well, I was, um, you know, I was 21
and, uh, we've been doing what we do best at that age, ya know?
That was romantic, no?
No. It was after two puffs and a grunt. [laughs]
I am excited for Chef.
I mean, he was absolutely magnificent this summer.
I always believed that the heartbeat of the hospitality business is the chef
and he didn't put a foot wrong.
Oh, I'm excited for you,
but I'm also disappointed for a lot of young ladies.
[Anthony laughs]
-Well, if she says no... -I call you.
-I'll be your reserve. -Drink to that.
[Lisa laughs]
[♪ bright music playing]
This has been a really difficult season.
A lotta ups and downs with Andre,
and now we're getting to the end
and we have to be on the same page.
I've just been going through a constant battle
of... what... we have here
and what we have outside of this.
At this point, romantically, it's not there.
-[♪ melancholy music playing] -And I feel like if I were to leave here
leaving things open-ended with you, I would be a, a disservice to both of us.
[Andre] I regret not telling Gabriella how I felt about her earlier.
It's, like, I wanted to avoid that at all costs
and, right now, I'm hurting.
♪♪
[exhales]
That's-- It-- That hurts. That really does hurt.
I've been here for you.
I've been... open, I've been honest with you about everything.
Yeah, but Andre, like, f-feelings, feelings ca-can change.
Mm. This is exactly what I tried to avoid.
I let my guard down. This is exactly why I didn't want to.
Obviously, we're attracted to each other, we care for each other,
but, at this point, it's a little too late.
Andre really opened up to me and told me how he felt about me,
but I really think it's time for me to move on.
But I hope that him and I can be cordial and, and even be friends at some point.
You shouldn't be mad at yourself right now, Andre.
You really shouldn't.
I'm not mad at nobody else but myself 'cause I knew better.
[♪ bright music playing]
[Lisa] So, tonight, is the final dinner at the pool.
[Sher] Oh, guys, this is gonna be sad.
[Gabriella] Guys, it's our last night.
And it's emotional for me too
because I have to say goodbye and farewell
to these lovely bunch of young people
that have really given their utmost this season.
[Tyler] I want you to have a good time.
You only mope when I'm around.
No.
[Lexee] You're so happy when you're with Sher.
What?
So, I wanted to create this wonderful
Castello Rosato dinner for their farewell.
-[Anthony] Whoa. -[Gabriella] Oh, my God.
There's also a bonus of 30-bloody-thousand dollars
that somebody will receive
for delivering a level of excellence to the castle.
[Ashley] Oh, my goodness.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
[Lisa] Welcome to all of you. Please, take a cocktail,
come and sit down.
[Dominic] Wow, the light's everywhere?
[speaker] How pretty!
[Lisa] So, welcome to all of you.
You all look absolutely spectacular tonight
and it's my gift to you for you to experience what it's like
to be on the other side of Castello Rosato.
You all managed to bring my dreams to fruition.
Some of you, actually, almost ruined it,
-but, anyway, uh, forget-- -[laughter]
[laughing] forget that part.
But you managed to create a fantasy.
Before we go back to our lives,
I wanted you to have that moment
where you understood exactly what I was trying to create.
-[Alyssa] Aww. -[Anthony] Wow. Thank you.
At the beginning of summer...
I stated that I would be awarding a $30,000 bonus.
Man, a $30,000 bonus? I want it to be me.
This would literally change my life.
I know I work very hard and I think that I definitely have a shot.
I want that $30,000 bonus.
I think I deserve a million dollars, a job, a husband,
maybe a house or two, a vacation home.
I think I deserve everything.
I'll take what I can get, though.
Well, things got a little bit more complicated. [laughs]
It was a bit of a roller coaster ride.
Sometimes, I definitely saw more than I wanted to.
-[laughter] -[screaming]
[Sianna] [moaning] Daddy.
-[cheering] -Oh, my God.
-[kissing] -Mm!
Cheers to all the toxic couples in the castle.
[group cheers]
So, it was a complicated decision,
-for sure. -[laughter]
So, instead of one bonus, I'm actually awarding more.
[Anthony] That's amazing.
So, Lisa said there's more than one bonus
and what I'm thinkin' is a front-of-house bonus,
a back-of-house bonus.
The back of house definitely needs the biggest bonus,
but we'll see.
I'm awarding $15,000 to somebody who I believe was unwavering
in their support for the castle
and who really kind of knocked it out the park.
So, that first $15,000...
goes...
to Gracie.
-[applause] -[crying]
[Grace] This means a lot for me because, first of all,
I'm gonna get the [bleep] outta Jacksonville, Florida
because there's nothing going on there.
Professionally, I'm planning on starting my own business,
my own cleaning company,
so I won't have to clean houses anymore.
Now I can send other people to go do it.
I'm proud of you.
-[Grace] Holy shit. -[laughter]
Well deserved, Grace. Well deserved.
Grace earning the $15,000 bonus, I'm excited for her.
She's such a sweetheart and she worked so hard that
she absolutely deserved it.
So, the next bonus goes to somebody
that I really couldn't have got through this, this summer without,
the heart and soul of the castle.
The $20,000 bonus...
goes to my darling, Chef.
-[applause] -Wow.
-Thank you, Chef. -Thank you, thank you, Lisa.
I'm so happy. My girlfriend, Ava, I miss her, of course.
And, at the end of the day, I'm coming home with, like,
a $20,000 bonus, so, with that,
I do honestly, like, uh, thinking
we gonna end up getting married.
I just need to find the right time and the right place.
So, finally, the $30,000 bonus
goes to somebody that I believe has been truly exceptional,
who stood in and carried us across the finish line.
This person went above and beyond and then some.
-And that would be... -[♪ suspenseful music plays]
-[♪ suspenseful music playing] -[Lisa] So, finally, the $30,000 bonus
goes to somebody that I believe has been truly exceptional,
somebody who stood in and carried us across the finish line.
I am 100% still after this $30,000 bonus.
I feel like the kitchen is holdin' it down.
This person went above and beyond and then some...
and that would be...
to my darling, Gabriella.
[applause]
[crying]
[♪ euphoric music playing]
[Grace] I am ecstatic that Gabriella got the $30,000 bonus.
She had three jobs at one point.
She's taught me so much and I'm just very thankful for her.
-[crying] Thank you so much. -Well, thank you.
Go, girl.
[Hagen] Gabriella stepped up a lot.
She works hard and I think we're all happy about it.
Gabriella's amazing and she deserves the world.
[voice breaking] And thank you, everyone, like, guys, seriously?
All of you just allowing me to shine
and, and just get the job done.
It was just like, "Let's make this guest experience incredible,"
and all of you did that, without a shadow of a doubt.
And that's why they all left happy.
I'm so thankful.
-[applause] -Let's go.
It's an amazing feeling as a Black woman
to have so many people and white men, especially,
be so supportive of me being in my power and delegating.
They celebrated me.
So, to be in this environment with people that are so supportive of me,
I mean... it-it really means the world to me.
And, Lisa... this experience is beyond measure,
like, the best thing of my entire life, so thank you so much.
Well, darling, one more thing that I would like to offer you...
a lead position next summer at Vanderpump Villa.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[bleep] yes, Lisa. -[laughter]
A "[bleep] yes," I think that's an acceptance.
[applause]
So, I would like to have a conversation
with you stateside about what your ambitions are.
[sniffles] Oh, my God.
After finishing last season, I doubted her having me return here.
I'm leaving this with a secured spot as a lead for this operation.
I'm on top of the world right now.
I've actually grown to really adore each and every one of you.
And you all brought something so unique.
If it wasn't your naughtiness, your playfulness,
your discipline, it was something special.
Your humor, it was so many components
that actually made this summer season a real success.
I am extremely happy for Gabriella, Grace, and Chef Anthony,
but I would be lyin' if I say I didn't feel left out.
So, I, I guess it's given me a chip on my shoulder
to come back next year and try to turn things around.
If you all look under your white plates,
you will see just a token of my gratitude.
[Lexee laughing]
[Lexee] I was not expecting that.
[laughter]
The seasonal bonus was an amazing surprise.
I was not expecting an extra bonus for everybody
and I can't believe it.
It made all of the hard work,
all the shit I went through, like, so, so worth it.
[Lisa] So, I want to raise a glass to all of you
and I hope you all learned something.
I hope you take it forward with you, positivity and love,
and thank you from me to all of you, really.
[staff] Thank you, Lisa.
-Cheers, everyone. -Cheers, guys.
-[sparklers flaring] -[cheering, laughter]
Andre, I love you too. You know that.
[Andre] I know. [laughs]
[Sam] Let's party.
[♪ "It's All Happening" by San Holo, Daniel Allan, & Evalyn playing]
Workin' for Lisa Vanderpump has been,
literally, everything I imagined and more.
I learned so much from this experience.
I am, literally, forever grateful to Chef Anthony
and I really hope that I get the opportunity to work with him again.
♪♪
-[cheering] -[laughter]
[Anthony] This summer, I grown a lot.
I came this year more as a leader.
I wanna make sure everybody understand if the job is done,
everything is okay,
and if not, like, I'm gonna be on their ass, for sure.
We had it all done. Marciano was gonna take it.
[Anthony] I just saying do it. I'm not asking to talk, okay?
[Anthony] It's just the start, bro.
We're not going anywhere.
I wanted to show who I am outside of the kitchen.
I'm so grateful and so thankful. Definitely changed my life.
I can't wait to see what the next adventure will be.
♪♪
I'm gonna definitely leave here with a better version of me.
Professionally, I am super excited for what's to come.
I've made so many friends
and I think that's one of the biggest things that I'm leaving here with.
♪♪
[Sam] Learning from Lisa, it was priceless.
It's hard to say that this wasn't a life-changing experience
'cause it completely was.
♪ I'm alive ♪
♪ I'm just lost in the feeling, yeah ♪
♪ I'll take the past and put it down ♪
♪ And when the future's gettin' loud ♪
[Andre] I feel like I learned how to really express myself.
The work is done, job is finished. Mamba out.
I feel like I've grown, I feel like I'm closer to my goals
because, like, of the credibility that I've just been given.
Sorry, do you know who I am? [laughs] Like...
I was a photographer for Lisa Vanderpump.
[Hagen] It was just a fun summer.
I kissed too many girls, um, so, yeah,
I probably should go to church after that.
Really? What more can you ask for?
A young boy like me,
I'm livin' the Italian dream in Orvieto.
I'm so overwhelmed with gratitude.
I'm going home with $30,000, you guys.
What is my life?!
[Lisa] France was always my first love,
but then, I wanted to explore Italy and it didn't disappoint.
I don't want to say arrivederci,
so I'll see you soon, a presto.
[group cheering]
[person screams]
[♪ bright music playing]
-[indistinct chatter] -[laughter]
Hey, Dom. I just wanted to let you know that while I was hurt,
I am very thankful
because I don't think that I would be sitting here tonight,
confident and sexy,
$15,000 richer...
-[Hagen] Cavity free. -...sleeping with the finest man here
had I not poured myself out and...
been... you know what I mean?
No, I know. Like, I-I am on your, I'm on your team,
I'm on your side.
Like, look, someone doesn't have to, like, be with someone
to, like, root for them.
Like, you did me a bit dirty, right?
I did [bleep] up,
-but-- -There we go.
-That's what I wanted to hear. -But I think it was
the best for both of us.
[Hagen] Should y'all kiss one last time?
[bleep] that.
[group] Whoa, whoa!
[speaker] Whoa, whoa, party foul.
-[overlapping shouting] -I saw it! I saw it!
[Tyler] This is, like,
embarrassing.
We're all havin' a great night
and, of course, Lexee takes everything way too far.
Super ick. I'm so turned off.
Like, at this point, there are no feelings.
I'm-- Nothin'. Nothin'.
Andre, I'm not hangin' out with her after this.
-Really? Oh, shit. -Ohh!
Yeah, today, at lunch, I sit next to Sher.
We're havin' a good time. Normal.
Right before we go to dinner, she comes up, she's like...
[Tyler] I want you to have a good time.
[Lexee] You only mope when I'm around.
[Tyler] No...
I've been sitting here by myself.
[Lexee] You're so happy when you're with Sher!
[Tyler] What?
[Tyler] ...and then walks away.
-Dude, why are-- Listen, listen. -And leaves me with that shit
for the rest of the evening.
Damn, dawg. I can't even have a [bleep] conversation
with another colleague. This is crazy.
-That is crazy. -But home girl can go out
and do whatever the [bleep] she feels--
I'll be back. I have to pee so bad.
I'll be right back. I'll be back. I'll be back.
I go to the bathroom. Sher's in the bathroom.
We run into each other.
[Tyler] What's up, Sher?
Has anybody talked to you?
[Sher] No, why? Did I do something bad?
[Tyler] No, you didn't do anything.
Poor Sher. The last thing I want for her, especially on our last night,
is to be caught in some, like, weird paranoia thing
that Lexee has going on in her head.
Lexee got really [bleep] weird that we were, like, next to each other.
[Sher] You're like my brother.
[Tyler] She has ******* problems. I don't know. I'm sorry.
Like, the way she's been acting tonight,
I'm just like, dude, I'm so turned off
'cause, like, she's actin' wild as [bleep].
[Sher] Yeah, but I don't want her to think anything.
-We're not like that. We're friends. -[Tyler] Yeah.
[Sher] I'm not like that. I genuinely like her.
[Lexee] Oh, I'm good. Don't worry about me!
Hilarious, hilarious! Don't ever speak to me again.
You [bleep] goddamn loser.
[Tyler] There it is.
[Lexee] I wasn't crazy.
I want him to get all his shit outta my room.
It's over with. Have fun with your Miami bitch.
I [bleep] knew it.
I have had a weird gut feeling all day
and I tried my best to hold it in,
but finding Tyler and Sher in the bathroom together,
I should've listened to my gut.
I [bleep] knew something was up.
I never wanna see Tyler again. I'm so [bleep] over this guy.
He can suck my [bleep], she can suck my [bleep], I'm good.
He's such a piece of [bleep] shit. I [bleep] knew it.
Tyler, go to [bleep] hell. You're scum of the Earth.
-[♪ dramatic music playing] -[Lexee crying]
[Lexee] I deserve so much better than this...
I haven't done a single ******* thing...
since I've been here, I really haven't.
[group] [chanting] Titty shot!
[Ashley] [echoes] Oh, my God.
[Lexee] I [bleep] called it, I felt it.
-Lexee. -No, get the [bleep] away from me, Sher!
Literally, [bleep] get away from me. No, I'm not even [bleep] joking.
If you're gonna talk shit about someone, then finish your sentence
and get it all out 'cause guess what, bitch, I'm the wrong one.
[Lisa] To be continued, darlings, at the reunion.
♪♪
[Hagen] Bright-eyed.
[group] Bushy-tailed! Hoo-ah!
[Lisa] Now let's hear the kind of little harmony
because that's what we have here,
-a harmonious group. -[Andre] One, two, three, go.
[Lisa] Said no one, ever.
-[group harmonizing] ♪ Bright eye ♪ -[Lisa] Okay, come on.
[harmonizing]
[bleep] that. I'm not doing that.
Like, yeah, I never did and I will never.
[group] [singing] ♪ And bushy-tailed ♪
[Ashley] They're all a little tone-deaf.
I've been tryin' to work with them, but, you know.
♪♪
[♪ music fades out]