RACE ANNOUNCER: We witnessed racing history today,
as newcomer Cruz Ramirez upset Jackson Storm to win the Florida 500.
(LAUGHS)
Cruz, let's put this right here, where it'll be safe and sound.
(CHUCKLES)
MISS FRITTER: Are you feeling like your life is forever stuck in neutral?
Or the road you're on is one long dead-end street?
Well, that's how I used to feel when I was driving
for the Lower Belleville County Unified School District.
But I changed the direction of my life
when I started Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool!
And I can help you
- change the direction of your life, too! - (IMPACTS)
I lost my job
because I had a broken siren and I was accident prone.
But thanks to Miss Fritter,
I've turned my accident proneness into my greatest strength.
And she helped me fix my siren, too.
(IMITATES SIREN BLARING)
(LAUGHS)
So, I go see my mechanic for a routine service, right?
He says to me,
"Take a look in the rearview.
"You got high oil pressure, your steering's shot,
"and your odometer's about to turn over.
"It's time for you to shift gears
"and learn to relax. "
- (IMPACTS) - (LAUGHS)
- FARE: Hey! What!? - (HONKS)
- Oh.
FARE: Hey! Whoo-hoo! Over here!
I'm still talking here.
So, I took my mechanic's advice
and enrolled in Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool.
And now, I'm as relaxed as a VW van.
(KNOCK KNOCK)
I was lost, driving day after day on an endless road to nowhere.
- Then... - (IMPACTS)
But don't take our word for it.
Go ask two of our most recent graduates.
MISS FRITTER: Lightning McQueen and Cruz Ramirez.
FARE: (AS McQUEEN) Miss Fritter is the best.
ARVY: (AS CRUZ) She taught me everything I know.
So race on down now to Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool!
Or call us at 1-CRAZY-844-RETTIRF.
That's "Fritter" spelled backwards.
Or find us on the Internets,
at youreguaranteedtohaveablast.com.
- (HONKING) - (CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
Maybe that wasn't such a safe place after all.
MISS FRITTER: Yeah.