Daddy.
Everything alright, darling? -Yes.
What are you doing here?
Shall I drop you off?
I told you I needed time. -It takes three weeks.
Had thought about your strangeness.
I was drunk and it was just a kiss.
She blew you.
A kiss on my genitals. -Day, Nicolas.
Hey. -Hey.
Surprise. - Very sweet, but I do not have a vase anymore.
Is she still angry? -I am desperate. How was your evening?
Men are crazy. I met yesterday a great nice guy.
We went out to eat, it was great.
But at his home, everywhere photos of his ex.
And? I went to bed with him.
Why? -He paid the dinner.
But I did not do everything.
Did not you have an appointment? -What then?
The congress with the new director.
Damn.
When I see that Demanche Lingerie grows by 30 percent ...
I say: Congratulations, Mr. Chassange.
But how can the decline be explained with more than 15 percent ...
from Demanche Cosmetics?
Hello Miss. Demanche Cosmetics? -Yes, I just said that.
If you take the gross result ...
The dividend, and you compare that with ...
With? -Tree?
Get out. -Excuse me?
Get out.
Hey.
Nicolas Lejeune, Demanche Music.
I had my daughter take to school.
That is an old photo. That was a joke.
Better explain why the label has been dying for two years.
Because we are ambitious and artistic set up projects.
Especially the group ...
The only thing the shareholders want, is getting a profit.
It goes in music not just for profitability.
That's why your father bought my label.
I do not sell panties and underpants. -Excuse me.
Lingerie is also creative.
We are first the double string.
I can also launch commercial nonsense.
I will bring in half a year the musical double string ...
and I sell the Olympia.
That is a nice challenge, Mr. Music.
You heard it.
If he is within half a year no new artist brings ...
he lost his job.
That is the Demanche spirit.
ghetto, savage violence and deals
drowsiness did not make it here
Can you see that? -Yes.
I am always sure
my club is getting hard
this is a big caliber beware, beware, beware
you want my white sauce, but not on your salad
I am from the rainbow ghetto
I pull out underpants, not strings
9-1, 9-2, 9-3, 9-4
all my friends on all fours
9-5, 7-5,7-7,7-8
all my friends love to suck
9-1, 9-2, 9-3, 9-4
all my friends on all fours
That is gay rap. -I noticed.
I thought: a little more feeling in the banal.
It's not just about violence, but also about love and kisses ...
In another genre we also have:
first class, I love ice cream - You like this.
if it's two balls
if your horn is overflowing
I love ice cream ... - You like that, do not you?
I love two scoops of ice cream if your horn is overflowing
What a mess, that will be a hit. -The problem is that she is only 14.
You are joking. -No, in September she will be 15.
Then call the police right away. -It is not that bad.
Yes, that new boss is totally disturbed.
Listen to him.
it ended up torn at the station Balard
His name is Theophile, and such a depri does well with yuppies.
every second in my heart smashed the platform
Contact him.
Okay, tomorrow, because I have a date now. -Are you?
That way I have more chance to meet the true.
Here, you have to listen to this.
rub, rub, rub against my penis
mess.
slut, slut, whore, slut
Mess.
the candy paper sticks -Rotzooi.
What is that, being happy?
Mess.
Is there a masked ball? - I'm not masked, jerk.
Good evening, you want the music what to put down?
A party, take something to drink. -No, I have to work.
You are not dressed up.
Come in, have a good time.
To please you.
Wow, you look good.
It was a heavy night. -I went to bed with a boy ...
Nice, interesting, good taste. But with little hands.
If he touched me, I felt fat.
Weird, but with his little hands he gave me a huge complex.
I have news about that singer, Theophile. -And?
He is dead. - How dead?
Suicide committed last week. - Even before he was known?
Horrible. -No worry, he has not suffered.
I am not interested in him. I end up under a bridge.
only you, no one other than you
Why do not we do that? -What?
Do you remember: the Singing Fathers? -Horrible.
It was a success. We do not take singing fathers ...
but a priest, a rabbi and an imam.
I'm not joking.
No, stop it. That is sensitive, with religions currently.
We just need that.
We take three preachers, singing French classics.
I once worked with a rabbi. What was that name again?
Samuel Feldstein, Feldman, Goldstein ... -A Jew, that is.
With a great voice, he had suddenly disappeared.
Perfect, we have to find it.
Bye gentlemen.
Excuse me.
Do we smoke joints? Excuse me. Do not go aside.
Who is there? -Meneer Feldmenstein?
Are you from IS?
Nicolas Lejeune, from Demanche Music. I want to discuss a project with you.
Hey.
How did you find me?
We have our contacts in the music world.
Come on in.
We are all a little sick.
A nasal spray on the basis of water from the Dead Sea.
In Israel.
When I feel weak, that gives me energy again.
I'm listening.
We are working on a big music project.
A rabbi, a priest and an imam.
Who act together.
That is beautiful. -Awesome.
I was a singer a few years ago from the Magic Rabbins group.
The? -The Magical Rabbis.
Of course, great.
The Magical Rabbis.
Great thanks.
And now I want a very loud mazzelt hear for Cynthia and David.
We performed continuously.
Mazzeltof.
On bar mitzvahs ...
galas ...
I was a star among my people.
Until...
Okay, here's the scalpel ...
Notice, I'm going to cut.
Over there?
I can not do anything since that day.
My people are no longer solidarity with me.
Listen. Step over it, we now need such a project.
Sorry.
Okay, we're listening.
I want to sail to Djerba
smell the smell of her mechouia
and in the city the fritters of Hammamet
they are just as tasty as her chops
chole, chole, cholesterol
A rabbi, a priest and an imam, that occur together.
And why not also a Buddhist? -Yes, why not?
And an Amish. That's nice, the Amish. With such a horse and cart, and a beard.
And a djellaba, just like us. - That goes too far.
You're right, that goes too far.
shalom for you, baby
I feel your G-spot I'm going to .. you
I am your husband, shalom I'm your man
I am your husband, shalom
An imam, a priest ...
and a rabbi.
Together on the stage, to sing about living together.
A nice project.
Bring cultures and religions together.
It must also look nice, eh? I think and call you back.
Insjallah. -Choukrane.
La choukrane ala wajib.
People who go to profane music listen...
turn into frogs and shrimps. -Who says that?
That is written. -Where?
On page 112.
This is "Merlin, the Wizard." - Indeed.
Who are you? - Frame abdel Framework.
And your real name? -François Georges.
OK. -I'm from Meudon.
I'm sure it's again happy with mom.
That's sweet, honey.
What kind of music is that? - No idea, I found that.
Thank you.
Good evening.
What a concert. -Thank you.
I have not heard anything so good. -And I have not been kind of friendly for a long time.
Nico Lejeune, from Demanche Music.
What do you want? -I want to introduce you to a project.
A priest, an imam and a rabbi that occur together.
At this time... -Are you serious?
How do I adjust between them? -Then you are the imam.
Do I sometimes look like an imam?
Honey, do I look like an imam?
What do you smell of liquor, say.
You can already hear it.
I will send you a demo. Then you can produce my solo album.
Is it a solo album? -No, in this time of tension ...
Greetings.
find my presence in my life
light a lamp
choose with you for self-confidence
love and know that someone loves you
cross your gaze in the doubt
burn due to the echo of your voice
open when you knock on my door
break the bars of fear
burn when the fire has become ash
leave for the one who waits
choose to give without taking
to celebrate the return of a child
Day, Reverend.
Nicolas Lejeune, from Demanche Music.
Sabrina, my assistant. -Day, reverend.
You have a nice voice. -Thank you.
I want to present you a musical project. Do you remember the Singing Fathers?
I'm sorry, but that was awful. -Thank you.
In this time of tension I propose to you: Not three fathers ...
but a priest, a rabbi and an imam.
That is undoubtedly a wonderful initiative ...
but I am a priest. The show business is nothing for me.
Your voice is a godsend. Sin not to use that.
Singing in the house of God is singing for the good of everyone.
Good Sunday, see you soon.
What now? -Nothing.
We have no priest, no rabbi and no imam. We need God's help.
Some more announcements.
Tart is sold at the exit for the foundation Een Glimlach ...
for Madagascar.
Are not you ashamed? My mother is 70 and you do that?
We also do our work.
Pay your debts, and everything will be fine.
No worries, everything will be fine.
How? Wait until we turn off are looking for your work?
Hold on, Mom. Okay, here.
Is it enough?
No worries. They can not take everything from us.
Not our dignity.
The standard contract for beginning artists.
To initial and sign, please.
Very good, very good ...
And the restoration of the roof of the church? That is necessary.
Otherwise the bishop does not agree. -Everything is in there.
Bizarre, to sign a contract.
My grandfather has me the love for singing.
I want to add a clause. An advance of 20,000.
Cash, if possible. -OK.
Then I also add a clause. You do not drink alcohol as an imam.
Part of the proceeds for a school in Madagascar.
What is that clause? -My grandfather had a fur trade.
And a part for Emmaus ... -There is a lot possible.
We can save the whole planet. Just sign.
Do you have a beer?
We can sponsor a choir.
Or wine? You can not refuse that. In France.
Do you know how many trees have been felled? -White wine? That is lighter than red.
Offer aid to Haiti. -A caipiroska?
Africa. -A caipirinha?
Entire peoples are displaced.
And Bangladesh. -A punch?
Deported. -The fight against Ebola, cholera.
A glass of cider. -AIDS.
No, not even Panaché? Do you sign or not?
Okay, I'll sign.
Banning alcohol, that is not allowed by the Koran.
You look beautiful. -I look like a tram conductor.
Salaam aleikum.
Aleikum salaam.
What is that?
And throw away all those liquor bottles.
Cover your breasts, ma'am. Leave me.
Come and visit me in the mosque.
What a power do you have with such a thing on your head.
Stop smoking, that's bad for you.
Fuck your mother. -Exactly.
What does it mean to be Jewish? if you do not have a lift?
Nicolas Lejeune.
Rabbi Samuel, how are you? -It's alright.
This is Imam Moncef Bel Khacem.
Brother.
I am very happy, brother. -Me too.
Our communities have to meet each other.
When does the war end? -When?
When? -When?
Insjallah.
I can not say better.
Can I talk to you?
Go ahead, I'll close the door.
I close the door. -Of course.
We will not go through the district with him? -How so?
How so? He is so super ...
Super what?
He is rabbi, he is Jewish. - But so enormously Jewish.
You are a group, do some effort.
Rabbi Samuel, we can ... -Ssst.
Amen.
I prayed for you. -Awesome.
Now, Father Benoît. Let's go, as they say in the US.
My brother. -value ...
No, that's the other.
According to the GPS, it must be here.
Where is that priest from you?
Hopefully nothing happened to him. I saw a report about violence in the countryside.
Horrible.
Friends, here I am. Come.
Rev. Benoît ... -Day, Nicolas.
This is Rabbi Samuel. -Day, brother.
And this is Imam Moncef Bel Khacem. -Beste imam ...
Everything good? -Excellent, and you?
All the better. Come. Here I have 10 years ago I decided to follow my calling.
It would be nice to start our adventure here.
Great idea. -Formatable.
I understand that you have your profession no longer exercises.
Indeed, by an event I could no longer follow my calling.
He has the penis of a child cut off.
But you remain a man of faith. Right, imam?
Of course.
Where was your mosque?
In the banlieu. -In the Val-de-Marne.
Yes, in district 94. The Jacques Brel mosque.
Arabic humor.
Which is even more fun than Jewish, is not it? -I do not know.
Gentlemen, the studio is waiting. -No, let's pray.
Each in his own liturgical language, to bless this project.
Good idea. -Liturgical?
He means in Latin, in Hebrew and in Arabic.
Okay, liturgical. -Brothers.
That was very strong.
Dear rabbi ...
Dear imam ... -It's up to you.
To me. -To you.
Give me your hands, close your eyes.
Here we go. Forward.
Sana Helwa Ya Gameel.
Very nice. -Thank you.
You have not said yet how the group will be called.
Mobile phones out. -Of course.
That's me. Excuse me. That is for me.
You better take another ringtone, if you understand what I mean.
Okay, we're starting again.
David, you must.
Samuel. -Yes, you must.
Samuel must indeed begin. Concentration, there we go.
Music, ahead.
You must, Samuel.
What is it? -No idea.
Samuel. -Michael.
His name is Samuel. What is he doing now?
It's not true.
I do not succeed, I'm sorry. You were still in shape.
I do not know what Moncef has to me.
But I feel hostility, and so I can not work.
No, he loves you.
He does not even know my name.
The world is so bad.
You are going to sing together to change that.
I saw a report on television.
They have all been exterminated.
The greatest genocide in history.
Kill, kill, kill ... -The Shoah was 70 years ago.
I think about it every morning, but now we have to do something else.
I'm talking about baby tortoises.
Baby tortoises?
Who crawl out of the sand to go to the sea.
They are devoured by the crabs.
By birds, gulls ... Even fish participate.
Everyone eats them.
We look calmly, but it never stops.
We just let it happen.
Where is your nose spray with water from the Dead Sea?
In my pocket. - Get out of it.
Then we will breathe something.
One more time, one more time. Now your other nostril.
We are in Israel, in Eilat, at Club Med.
can smile
against an unknown passerby
there is no trace of it
only that of pleasure
can love
without asking anything back
no respect or great love
not even the hope of being loved
but can give
give without taking
learn only
learn to love
without waiting
to take everything
learn to smile
just for the gesture without wanting the rest
and learn to live
and to leave
but can give
give without taking
just learn
learn to love
to love without waiting love to take everything
learn to smile
just for the gesture without wanting the rest
and learn to live
Damn, damn ...
This depends on my throat. -What are you doing, Moncef?
Why should I only be on an ass? Horses are Arabic.
Why not the Jew and the Gaul? There were donkeys everywhere in Marrakech.
Then put Benoît on a pig.
Listen, Moncef.
Jesus spent more than 40 days in the desert, in great need.
If you want, you will get my horse. -The half of the clip is already finished.
Can I talk to you? We are all going to Jerusalem.
Then I do not need a horse, because if I live in the vicinity of Jerusalem.
Near Palestine. -Yes, Israel.
Nothing, yes, Israel. Palestine. - Do not start over there.
She is right. I start the debate not again. She is right.
But it is our country, we were there first. -No, the Australopithecus.
He was first everywhere: In Israel, in France, everywhere.
Are we going to debate now?
Where were you first? In the couscous?
That's a car for the clip.
But that man ... -Day, Madam the director.
What a surprise.
It surprises you that my business interest me?
No not at all.
But your father ... -I'm not my father. I'm the boss.
Of course, Madam the director.
This is the group Coexister.
Sjalom, Madam the director.
Salaam aleikum, Madam the director.
Hello, Madam the director.
Do you want to be with this boyband make our shareholders rich?
And you are? -Sabrina, assistant to Nicolas.
You seem like a good director. -Really?
Thank you.
This is Radio Shabat, with the Coexister group.
A priest, a rabbi and an imam, together for the good cause.
I start with Reverend Benoît. What is your relationship with the Jewish faith?
What binds Jews and Christians, is the old testament.
Do you have a reminder of rapprochement between the two groups?
My trip to Jerusalem, during my study.
A unique spiritual experience. - Thank you, Reverend.
And you, Imam Moncef? -Yes?
What do you bind to the Jewish community?
For me, that is Rabbi Jacob. -Rabbi Jacob?
I love Rabbi Jacob. I have seen the film 15 times.
When De Funès starts dancing ...
As he dances ...
With his legs ... And then ...
And then that scene that he says: "Solomon, are you Jewish?"
"Are you Jewish?" You clearly see that he is Jewish.
Thank you, Imam Moncef.
A great movie.
Of course. -This one scene ...
In a street he does not like the name knows, he says: Welcome to Goldenberg.
That is a restaurant.
This is still Radio Catho, with the Coexister group.
There is a listener on the line.
Hello, I'm Sylvie. I am 72 and I come from Bordeaux.
I find the symbolism of your group very beautiful.
Thank you, Sylvie.
I recently participated in one demonstration against homosexuals.
You mean gay marriage.
Exactly. We have been before marched side by side:
Catholics, Jews and Muslims.
It was a nice message of love...
that march against the homosexuals.
Against gay marriage, Sylvie.
I have a grandson, infected by that disease.
Thank you, Sylvie. To the extent that.
Sharia would heal your grandson, Sylvie. Strength.
Once he will be back to normal, I mean.
That is even worse. -We continue ...
Our guests are still there. You just said it was important ...
that religious leaders come together, and not just during crises.
It is also important to come together in moments of joy and happiness.
Not only during tragedies.
We can not say that often enough.
We should not generalize. They are not Muslims.
They are barbarians, terrorists.
We also do not know who exactly are.
Those passports in the rubble September 11, that is bizarre.
Like those identified IDs from the terrorists.
Just like those rear-view mirrors, that change color.
First they are white, then gray.
We all know that they are manipulations of the CIA ...
Internet is not much better, only 32 views on YouTube.
Have you tried radio and TV?
If it does not run, it does not interest them.
People do not want to see us together. They want war.
I saw a documentary yesterday. This is the Third World War.
This time there are not millions of deaths, but billions.
The problem is that our promo is worthless.
I say what I think.
Also about the headscarf and the boerkini?
My mother has always had a headscarf.
The man loves the civilized world in, and does not cover the woman.
Say that to the nuns. - It has nothing to do with it.
We live in a Christian culture. -Jewish-Christian ...
No, Christian. The French kings were not Jewish.
It's a shame, better to chop off your cock then your head.
That is really funny. -He has to laugh.
We can not do better looking for a solution?
Why...
Why do not we make a sex tape?
Not with Benoît or Samuel, but with me. I sacrifice myself for the group.
You're filming me while I fuck two or three blondes ...
We put that on the internet. That produces a huge buzz.
The sex tape of the imam.
We can make a fake video clip.
Not that, but something they do on the social networks.
Good idea. -No way.
I do not participate in a lie. -Benoît ...
If you can save something beautiful with it? - Then without me.
on a Sunday morning were all my parishioners
at the mass
they clapped their hands drunk wine
it was cheerful
on a Friday night in the dark, Sabbath with the whole family
the electricity was out, our hearts seemed
on the evening of the sacrifice feast with the whole family
we were all at home
his gaze is empty and there are tears in his eye
that poor sheep
My god, a fight.
Stop, stop.
Why are you looking for a fight?
He does not, he has started.
Why would not the Jew start? -No, stop. You go.
Camera off.
The Jew is attacked. -Why not the other way around?
That was the intention. -It's a fake video.
There is currently a lot of Islamophobia in France.
That is incomparable.
In 2016 there were 812 anti-Semitic incidents, and 211 Islamophobic.
If an Arab is stabbed, he does not file a report.
Like a Jew chewing gum gets stuck in his hair ...
he is already going to court.
Do we sometimes commit terrorist acts?
Excuse me, pardon? Brothers, brothers, take it easy.
The Reverend plays Blue Helmet, but never speaks out.
My religion is at least peace-loving.
What do you mean? - Catholics are tolerant.
We share our meal with everyone.
Especially with little boys. - That is false.
How dare you? You have collaborated with the Nazis ...
and approved slavery.
When are you now no longer chosen? We are sick of that.
You are against me. -I will tell you something else:
The Jews have slavery financed.
Let me tell you something.
The Arabs have begun in the year 622.
Do not touch me. -I do what I want.
I can also defend myself. -Come on.
Oh my God. -Slim, you know.
Is it going, Nicolas? -Put your hand out.
Breathe through your nose. -Give me your hand.
Give me your hand. -Do not touch me.
He said: Do not touch me.
Come here, Nico.
I never want to see you again. Long live the secularization.
I had to change my ringtone. -You do what you want.
Tell them the truth. -What truth?
No nothing.
Do not let your anger get the upper hand. Jesus said ...
I do not care. You are full of your religion ...
but do not take a step towards each other.
Forget it, we stop it.
Salaam, shalom ... -We say goodbye.
Get lost.
Nicolas ...
I do not need them to live together. I can only do that.
Sausages from the Auvergne ...
This one. -Thank you.
I do not have to.
It's for a friend of mine, a colleague from the office.
Forward, to the office.
If he is not an imam, That is good news for Islam.
That's for sure.
Are not you cold, without your djellaba?
It is not what you think. - Does not care, Moncef.
Okay, I've never been imam. That does not matter anymore.
I am not religious, like you.
You do not live together better, so do not condemn me.
He is right. -Indeed.
Well... Gentlemen, I apologize.
I also apologize to you.
We are here. Nothing too early. What do we do now?
And you?
I also apologize. Very well? What do we do now?
I wanted to ask you something, Moncef. - Go ahead, friend.
When we met in the forest, and have prayed ...
what was your liturgical prayer then?
'She will live long'. -I knew it, I knew it.
No, you're annoying, Nico.
What happened?
Find another group if this does not work.
I have no more time, and no idea. -It will be fine.
What are you doing?
Can I sleep with you? - Do not start again.
I need you. -I prefer you leave.
Forward.
Can not I sleep on the sofa? -Please.
Here are your things.
Go ahead, go.
I love you. -Fine evening, Nicolas.
O God, that is not possible.
They are everywhere. -There he is.
Moncef, Moncef ... -I love it.
What are you doing here? -We have decided something.
It's over, boys.
We do not just come to such a place. It is important what we want to say.
Sit down.
How did you know I was here? -Van Sabrina.
A Jewish tell-tale. - Stop your anti-Semitism.
I only say 'the Jewish tell-tale'.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, do not start again. - Enough of a moralistic priest.
That fits me well, moralistic priest. Look at my face.
Shall we leave here? -No, I do not want to leave here.
You were not asked anything. Thank you.
You have to believe to be able to put it to the test.
Jesus has 40 days in the desert resist the temptation.
She can do what she wants. It does not bother me.
We thought... No, my faith is stronger.
Enough, maybe we can talk slowly?
So...
What did you want? - Say you were right.
Coexister did not run because we could not live together.
Nice for you, but it's nothing.
We have to deal with things differently. Moncef ...
Moncef, please. The room. -Yes, the room.
In the room where I usually perform, we can play a few times.
I compose the music. -I play the guitar.
And I wrote the text.
With a few changes ... - Nothing is changed.
Let us prove that we can do something together.
Let music come out of our ass. Our heart, I mean.
Nicolas ...
Start again.
François comes back late from his heavy job
It will have to go together later on with Muslim.
Music comes from his apartment. -Escaped?
Escaped from his apartment? -No, that's bizarre.
Takes off. From the house music is rising from the neighbors.
Very nice. Bravo, reverend. - Thank you, Sabrina.
That is very good.
François comes back late from his heavy job
music rises from the neighbor's house
François curses his neighbor
'such a real Muslim'
David stumbles over relics
between the mess on the stairs
David curses his neighbor
'such a true Catholic'
somewhere in France, in a rundown street
all those people live who never talk to each other
a small effort
a little trouble and reach out to each other
then we can live together
living together
let us learn to live together
we have to wake up
living together
we have to live together
let us learn to live together
we have to wake up
Imam Moncef, pastor Benoît and rabbi Samuel.
Thank you for coming.
What a beautiful symbol. You together on the stage, soon in the Olympia.
That whole adventure was impossible without Sophie Demanche.
Thank you, Michel.
Living together in diversity, that is what the Demanche group stands for.
Pussy.
Tell me honestly, did you know immediately that it would work?
Yes, I immediately saw their enormous talent.
Their emotions, their feeling ... I knew immediately ...
Can I say something? -I have not finished yet.
We especially want all three Nicolas Lejeune and Sabrina.
It is their project. - They are our producers.
So I said ... - Thanks to them, my church is being restored.
So I said ... Finally you can do everything together.
So I said ... - Maybe we'll ever build ...
not a church, but a cathedral.
A synagogue.
A mosque.
That is difficult. -Amen, salaam, shalom.
How is it, Sabrina? -Very well.
Something to eat. -Thank you.
You start in an hour. -Super.
Is that kosher? -Yes, it's fowl.
Thank you, Sabrina. This is the most beautiful day of my life.
That's sweet. See you later.
Okay, ciao.
Moment.
Moment, I am naked.
A moment.
Yes? -About five minutes.
I am ready.
You do not drink too much?
Moment.
Pardon, Ben. I mean reverend.
Starting in 10 minutes? -10 minutes.
See you soon.
The big moment. -Yes Yes.
I have never been so nervous.
Start with the right knot, soon everything will have to be done again.
You're not fucking because against time that that's out, your wife is off.
Funny. I will explain something to you.
A cassock has 33 knots, because of the age of Christ.
Fortunately, he has not turned 90. -How so?
Then they would be 90 knots. -Nico.
There is something about Samuel. Come.
What is it? You have to get up like that.
Why Nicolas? -Why what?
Is that kosher? -I have done 1000 circumcisions.
I made the most beautiful acorns.
I do not know what happened. - Do not start over now.
Why he? Why am I lucky ...
while that poor drummer cries every night. It was an accident, Samuel.
Now you have to think of something else. It does not grow anymore.
Part of the proceeds goes to failed circumcisions.
But now you have to think of something else.
Where is your water from the Dead Sea? -There is no point.
Cut him off with me, please. If you are my friend, you cut it off.
If you are my friend, you do it.
Do you have a minute? -I have other concerns.
Precisely because of that.
Give him that.
How did you get that? -From a technician, because this is going wrong.
I do not give a rabbi a coke. -Do you prefer to cancel the concert?
Praying, praying ...
Come on, guys. We pray together.
What do you have? -Before we go up.
We give each other the hand.
O my god, how beautiful we are. What are we beautiful.
In the name of all gods and all religions, let's play Nice tonight.
Let us tonight empty the Mediterranean.
Let us tonight walk on the Mediterranean.
Let us tonight cross the Mediterranean Sea.
Forward, amen, salaam, shalom, hallelujah, let's go.
Other way, Samuel.
we can not do anything against your tanks
we have only a few chords
against the bitterness of the guns
we play on our violins
against submarines and aircraft carriers
we only have songs
and even deep underground
will echo our refrain
ahead, explain the war
together we throw a barrier
Go ahead, kill your brothers
even in our grave we will sing
Good evening, France.
Everything good? Great, is not it?
Are you sending me that? -I do not have your number.
Write on: 06 19 37 ... -00 00.
No, it's 99 37 82.
A little respect, whore. It is a man of the church.
Come on, reverend.
The atmosphere is a bit spoiled.
But who makes it good again? Uncle Sammy.
Are you Jewish? -No.
From now on you are.
I wanted to apologize for what has just happened.
Of course, come in.
I am ashamed, I do not know what happened to me.
You become somewhat possessive with artists.
I was just going to sleep. I hardly slept last night.
Me neither. I had a boy taken home ...
Pardon, Reverend. I do not know why I'm telling that.
Expand your heart if you need it.
I do not confess, I am not so religious.
But sometimes I can not sleep alone, that scares me.
I sleep with all kinds of men, even if I do not want to.
Yesterday I liked the one guy, but I ended up with the other.
The last time that happened to me, I took them both.
You do something like that when you are a nymphomaniac.
Does that sound logical? -Yes.
I do not know what I have.
It must be something like that.
Did you do a trio? - Worse though.
With four? How does that work? Do not be too hard on yourself, my child.
Do not you want to call me 'my child'.
I never talk to my father like that.
Have you not considered yourself right away to deliver to those men?
To preserve some self-respect?
We will not find the answer tonight.
But a little bit of abstinence can illuminate your mind.
I do not have a husband tonight.
That's for sure.
Good night, Benoît. -Welterusten, Sabrina.
Good night.
Think of Jesus. He has 40 days in the desert resist the temptation.
40 days.
Good evening, would you like to call a taxi? -Of course, immediately.
Is the Midnight open tonight? -Hell yes.
What is that supposed to do? -You was imam?
Take it easy. -Where did you go?
You can not smoke in the room. -I'm not crazy.
I have been doing this work for 20 years. Thanks friend.
Did he betray me? Bravo, receptionist.
Why are we stars, if we lock ourselves up in our hotel?
Are you a star? Where is that star?
What will the star do? Going to a nightclub?
Going to a couples club? Do you want a woman?
A man, do you want a man? -I do not know.
Stop, are you crazy? Do you want a man?
Are you gay or something?
What do you want? -Go inside.
I will not let you fuck me.
The rest of the tour you sleep in my room.
We exchange the key. Then you can order drugs and prostitutes.
Then they think it's for me.
Thank you, thank you.
The key. Thank you, Nico. I will not disappoint you.
All right, Samuel? -No, I did not close my eyes.
I worry.
Me neither. That is on the mattresses.
I'm exhausted. Those mattresses are terrible.
That does reassure me.
Good morning. -Hello, Benoît.
Hey. -Day, reverend.
I slept like a baby tonight.
Like or with? -No.
What is that funny.
That groupie from yesterday was with him.
Leave him alone. -Who kissed him on the mouth.
We are not saying anything to the bishop. -Have you done something like that, Samuel?
I do not think so. I'm worried sometimes to your priests.
You ever mess around? You have him not just to pee along.
He has two functions: pissing and YouPorn.
What is that funny.
He does. -I will do it.
Are you ready? I do not want to be vulgar ...
but I can also make that kind of joke. That belt ...
Is that to let a fart or take off?
That was nice.
François comes back late from his heavy job
music rises from the neighbor's house
François curses his neighbor
'such a real Muslim'
David stumbles over the relics
between the mess on the stairs
David curses his neighbor
'such a true Catholic'
somewhere in France, in a rundown street
all those people live who never talk to each other
go a little way together
do a little effort reach out to each other
we have to live together
living together
let us learn to live together
we have to wake up
living together
let us learn to live together
we have to wake up
at the foot of that concrete apartment play children
they laugh Catholic, Jewish or Muslim
they spot the fight
who feed their parents
around a hoop or a ball
they give us a lesson every day
of coming together in a perfect unity
somewhere in France, in a rundown street
have all those children learn from each other
they go a little way together
they do a bit of effort and take each other by the hand
we have to live together
living together
let us learn to live together
we have to wake up
Do you think of the tickets for my wife? and my daughter?
Are they together again?
Officially not, but this remains among us:
His wife comes to surprise him last night. -That is good news.
Do not say anything, do you?
This kind of small twists. -Samuel...
At the end of our tour. And tomorrow a full Olympia.
Mazzeltof, mazzeltof.
I thank the production. This is my first five-star hotel.
I do not care about that, with you together. Five stars or one star.
If you do not put them on your chest must wear.
Benoît, that was a very good one.
A very good one.
On the first successful bad joke from Benoît.
What do we do? -We are going out tonight.
No, everyone stays here. -Thanks, we're going out.
We are going to have fun.
What else should I do?
Benoît. -Am I interrupting?
No, come in.
I wanted to thank you for everything during this tour.
It's not much, but please.
Cute. He is huge. Thank you.
I would also like to thank you for your advice.
Abstinence did me good.
I'm proud of you. -It's like...
It is as if I am a virgin again.
Christ teaches us self-respect.
'No' can say to a man.
Jesus knew the devil for 40 days to resist in the desert.
Reverend ...
Hey. The room of Nicolas Lejeune? -Just hold on...
Room 239. -Thank you.
Good evening. -The housekeeping has already been.
I am Miranda. -Miranda?
You ordered me on Sex.com
No, I do not think so.
Nicolas, room 239? - This is not actually my ...
This is the Miranda I ordered.
Some color difference. Forward, at work. -It is more than color. Wait...
Very good, Nico. Keep it up.
Forward, forward, forward.
40 days, 40 days, 40 days ...
40 days, 40 days ...
Nico, Nico ...
Did you talk to her? She did not want to listen.
After what happened before ...
I'm very sorry, Nicolas. -It's not your fault.
I swapped that room with you.
Good morning all.
I'm hungry like a wolf.
A wolf?
Okay, it's nice here.
Is that because of the Olympia?
He had a fight with his wife.
Did not her surprise surprise you?
Did you know? Warn me next time.
Sorry. -We are talking about it.
We have to. Where is Benoît? -No idea. I do not sleep with him.
I mean, I'm not his mother.
He left the hotel this morning. -That is impossible.
He's got something important tonight. -He took a cab at six.
Where to? - I can not say that, ma'am.
Still the voicemail. What could have happened?
It may be a Catholic holiday.
Epiphany, or whatever. -This is not the time, Moncef.
It is my mistake. -What is your fault?
I went to bed with him.
You are kidding me. Did you sleep with Benoît?
He threw himself on me and I ...
You fuck every man already. Now also men who do not like it?
Now you are really going to hell. - Please, Moncef.
You have a different prostitute every night. I do not know what's worse.
I am the only one who does not went to bed with a slumber.
Walk to hell, you.
How was your cocaine from the Dead Sea yesterday?
Better than your last circumcision?
What kind of cocaine does she have?
I have no idea.
Is cocaine in it?
Sorry. I had to give you a boost.
Unbelieveable. You?
Have you given cocaine to a rabbi?
You go directly to hell.
Benoît, Benoît ...
What now? -We have no choice.
We have to cancel the concert.
Hold on, that is pointless.
Are not you coming? -I do not want to make another mistake.
We were already worried.
I'm sorry, I could do you do not warn.
I am on this tour removed from God.
I am a priest, not a pop star.
No worries. I understand that you have to process it.
No, it is not even.
I'm not playing tonight.
Think about the audience.
I gave my life to Jesus, not to the public.
There are 2000 people who expect some strength from you.
Is not that the nicest sign of your love for Jesus?
I went to bed with Sabrina.
We all agree We went to bed with weird bitches.
It does not matter. -It is bad.
It was so good.
What did she do to you?
Everything. -You made a mistake.
I also regret my misstep.
And I? All those prostitutes during the tour.
From some I even suspected that they ...
But Sabrina, that was all but a mistake.
I love Sabrina.
More than anyone else.
More than Jesus.
He will not get bored.
He's going to take her.
You see, that gives me a boost for a concert.
I do not need this mess anymore. Get rid of those drugs.
Hurry up, get it back.
There you are, Olympia.
Olympia, first we want to thank someone ...
without whom this is impossible would have been.
Our friend and producer: Nicolas Lejeune.
Let's hear you.
Listen to your heart tonight, and not to your anger.
To your heart and not to rumors.
To your heart and not to gossip.
Because it is in your heart that you find the truth.
let us learn to live together
we have to wake up
living together
let us learn to live together
we have to wake up
Take a picture, take a picture.
You are the champions.
Mr. Lejeune, what a success. -Thank you.
I am very proud of you.
Imagine me again?
Sorry, honey. This is Catherine, my partner.
Sometimes you wonder that sometimes.
The stadiums will be full from tomorrow.
Mr. Lejeune ... -You said?
The group is a great success. - Thank you, but without me.
I start my own label. Do you remember Sabrina?
She becomes a perfect boss. Good evening.
ONE YEAR LATER
A glass, Moncef? -No, I do not drink anymore.
I even went to pray, to keep myself in control.
Thank you. What is this a beautiful baby.
Maybe we also make one. -O, honey ...
I have just been named a coproducer.
On Coexister, produced within the family.
Mazzeltof, mazzeltof.
And for the birth to celebrate the small ...
you get me the best circumcision in the world.
Thank you, but our son is not circumcised.
Not at birth, Samuel.
We do it on the eighth year. -On your 20th it is also good.
God has given us a foreskin. Cutting him off is mutilation.
It is more beautiful, it prevents diseases ...
It is only a very small cut.
You hold him like that ... -He is crazy.
No no no...