Previously, on The Amazing Race Australia, 11 teams
set off from Sydney on a race around the world.
Go!
The Philippines!
Manila!
The dating couple James and Sarah, to shut up
and listen, the Philippines proved revealing.
And workmates Paul and Steve made their intentions clear.
My general answer is step aside or get stepped off.
I'm the forward thinker, I don't want any other forward thinkers in this game.
But father-daughter team Ross and Taryn won the leg, and the first ever salvage pass.
You can save the last team that arrives in this leg from elimination.
Choosing to keep sisters Lucy and Amelia in the race.
We'd love them to continue racing.
11 teams remain.
Who will be eliminated tonight?
The Philippines is made up of more than 7,000 islands
along the fringes of the Pacific Ring of Fire.
In the shadow of the active Mayan volcano, Misibis Bay is now the
starting point for the second leg of our race around the world.
Ross and Taryn were the first to arrive.
So they'll depart first at 1258 a.m.
after a mandatory rest period.
Oh my god, flight to Delhi, India.
Teams must fly to New Delhi, the capital of India.
Once there, they must make their way to this 2,000-year-old
well and unravel the turbans of these Indian mystics.
If the turbans are empty, they must re-tie them and keep searching until
they find the correct turbine, which they can exchange for their next clue.
Traveled by Jepney to Manila International Airport.
To get over the line first on the first leg with my daughter
is like playing AFL finals for the just a great thrill.
Let's go fast.
In winning the salvage pass, I do think we made the right call.
Had it been another team, it might be a different story.
India, here we come.
Okay.
Fly to Delhi, India.
Oh my gosh, fly to Delhi.
Fly to Delhi, India.
Got it.
I'm so excited to go to India.
It's just somewhere I've always wanted to go for
the whole spiritual sense of the whole country.
We like to think that we give good vibes and we get good vibes.
We're going to India.
Fly to Delhi, India.
And search for your next clue.
You have $50 for this leg of the race.
Oh no.
Off to Delhi, mate.
Being police officers, we have a good rapport
with people whether they're young or old.
They love their cricket.
That's basic, their language, yeah?
Yeah.
I think we're prepared for any situation.
What if I'm on my breath, Lee?
Root and lean, you're going to McGrath.
Delhi, India.
Yeah, $50 for this leg of the race.
Yeah, yeah.
Here you go.
Do you have lots of petrol?
Another day.
Another dollar.
Delhi, India.
Oh my gosh.
We do come from a really close family.
Our father passed away when Amelia was just eight.
We've kind of become even closer because at the end of
last year our mum was diagnosed with cancer as well.
That was another knock.
But I think we're very resilient.
We need you to go very belief.
As belief as is belief is impossible.
Teran, wait.
We'd like two tickets to Delhi in India, please.
The fastest way, please.
The fastest way.
Yeah.
I made it a race.
The old legs aren't going to get me to the back of the plane, all right?
Filipina, how long does it take?
I was born without my arm.
I think it's probably benefited me.
Never had anything to lose and I've just always
adapted to everything that I've needed to.
It gets a lot of sympathy.
I think it's more the looks but it serves as a sympathy.
Yeah, it's close to the front if you could.
Let's go cheap.
We can always come back and buy this.
We've got loads of time to buy it.
What if we go and there's no other flights?
And then we come back to the... Do you know who he is?
I come from you, so I wrap me.
James and I are dating on again, off again.
He is the one that rationalises things where
I just go, what's the quickest, fastest way?
At least we buy it now, we book a seat, we go and have a look at other stuff.
This is either going to make or break our relationship, basically.
Whitney, baby!
Yeah.
We're two rare individuals that crashed into each other in life.
Two tickets to New Delhi.
Two New Delhi.
And together, we're a bit awesome.
A bit awesome.
Thank you.
Realised ticket offers.
Most of the time, we're a double ticket.
We're twins.
We're in sync with each other, but Michelle likes
to take the lead and be quite dominant over me.
We were just wondering if it was possible to get any seats close to the front.
I definitely like Jo to prove to me that she can step up.
I'd love her to be the one that takes charge.
We got $50.
Let's go change our money and see how many rupees we can get.
India.
We want to go to India.
Because I'm the youngest sister, Joseph is very intolerant of me at times.
I can get on his nerves very easily.
When's the next one after that?
Don't worry.
It's kind of a tradition to listen to the oldest child.
Any of her weaknesses will be covered by my strengths.
Thank you.
We're back in the running.
The ninth position wasn't good enough for me.
Hopefully, a few of the teams think we're just the athletic type and no brains.
We have two tickets to Delhi.
Thank you.
That's still the true other one.
Thank you.
We had tickets and I wanted a drink.
So I said, I want to buy a coke.
And he said, no, you're not buying a coke.
Wait till you get it on the plane.
No, because if you're going to be such a tight-ass, we won't even buy a drink.
All I wanted to do was save as much money as we could.
I'm thirsty.
I'll get you a drink.
I'll get you a night out.
If you buy me something, I won't drink it now, mate.
I can't.
I'm buying it anyway.
Go drink yourself a drink.
I went and bought her a drink while we were waiting to go on.
Because he felt guilty.
Because when we got over there, we didn't have to go straight away.
He was wrong.
Don't bother giving it to me.
I don't want to.
Seriously, don't bother giving it to me.
It's like a bloody soap after I'm with you.
Are you overreacting?
No, I'm not overreacting.
If you want to see overreacted, then give it to you.
To all these people.
The plane leaves at 6.25.
The last two teams are yet to arrive.
Is that them?
I can see Stephen.
I don't see any girl.
What's going on?
I think that I'm the intellectual powerhouse of the team.
However, Steve Cloncom lets me very well.
Hey, what's going on?
He's somewhat my social disguise.
He's very likeable.
And that teams interacting with him will get caught off guard and
not realise that I'm actually the mastermind of this operation.
And still no sign of the girls.
We just can't really trust Paul and Steve.
We just don't have any time for them.
Thank you very much.
Here we go.
It was so nice to know that we were on the same bus as everybody else.
It's good that we're still in the game.
All teams are now on a flight via Bangkok to New Delhi, India arriving at 12.50am.
Please taxi.
Can we go, sir?
Thank you.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, please.
Our taxi driver drove like an absolute crazy man.
Every turn it was like a cartoon, wasn't it?
Shane and I, we're cricketers from Australia.
You like your cricket?
You watch the cricket?
Who the hell are you to tell me I can't have a drink?
Yeah, of course you can have a drink.
I know I can have a drink, but I don't need you to tell me I can't have a drink.
Alright, Sarah.
I get it.
Just drop it.
Stop, stop, stop.
Go, guys, guys.
Don't worry about them.
Let's go.
Do you even see where people went?
It's the middle of the night and it's closed.
We have to wait around to 9 o'clock in the morning for it to open.
So we got, what, five hours to wait?
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's just awesome.
Oh, my, there's millions of them.
OK, so we need to find a turban that says correct.
Just gotta choose one.
They were all the same.
It was so confusing.
I don't know how to tell if they've been done or not.
May I remove it?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You have to unwrap it, though.
Is it supposed to be in there or do we have to completely unwrap it?
I think we have to unwrap it.
So now we've got to put it back on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just saw a bloke at the bottom of the stairs, really looking pretty shifty.
Is it?
Yeah, it is.
We're probably out of there within two minutes.
We're the first team out.
It was 100% luck.
We could have been there all day.
This chap coming straight to order us.
I said to Taran, that's our land.
Correct.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, mate.
Thank you.
Detour.
In this detour involving India's most sacred
animal, teams must choose between pull and poo.
In pull, teams must travel to this dairy farm and take turns milking a cow.
They'll need to collect half a litre of milk each in exchange for their next clue.
In poo, teams must use only their hands to mould cow dung and hay into paddies.
Millions of households in India burn dung for heat for cooking.
Preparing the fuel bricks is a smelly but simple task.
When teams have made 50 dung bricks stick, they'll receive their next clue.
Pull.
Yeah, all day pull.
Pull?
Yeah.
Well, it's day pull.
You know where that is?
Yeah.
Well, that's right down in there.
Yeah, you twisted an old toe on his head.
You hit it a bit.
This is going to take forever.
I'm so sorry.
You just stand there and look handsome.
This is turban Australian style.
We're picking guys based on whether or not they're smiling,
which doesn't really help because they're all smiling.
We only picked good-looking ones.
And that's why they were smiling, because they were
smiling in a, hey, you know, I'm good-looking kind of way.
You didn't have the correct turban.
So you should have just been frowning.
Oh, what's that?
It's correct.
We got it.
You're looking for that.
Thank you very much.
To your tour.
Pull or crew?
We'll go pull.
Do you know where it is?
We're going to go and look a cow.
It's got here with the green eyes.
What's that?
It has been re-wrapped.
I saw one particular guy, and he kept trying to run away from us.
So I was like, no, no.
Yeah, that one.
Come on, come on over.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Thank you.
Okay, pull or poo?
We're going to pull.
I haven't milked a cow since I was a kid.
There are no traffic laws.
Swerving in these little rickshaws, you've got big trucks and buses squeezing you out.
The traffic is unbelievable.
All right.
And we're stuck in a little bit of traffic in
our rickshaw, and all of a sudden, these... No, thank you.
I'm good.
I'll be all right, thanks.
These blokes, blokes dressed as ladies sort of started rubbing me up a little bit.
I did like it a little bit.
I'm not going to lie.
If you don't know where you're going, just tell us.
A bit of bad luck from being taken on a wild goose chase.
We're 30 kilometres from where we should have been.
We decided that the lights weren't going to pay this bloke.
So we got out and hopped in the rickshaw that
was leading, because he just totally duped us.
Next thing we know, he's following us, and he's not happy.
He turns into a bit of a situation.
They were talking in Indian going hammer and
tong, and we didn't know what was going on.
It was worst case scenario for us.
Our position was slipping away.
We didn't say stadium.
We did not say stadium.
One thing, if it's out of your control, that is it.
A taxi driver.
You can drive.
You just come with us so we get there.
Andrew and I, normally with our work, love being in control.
So this was very foreign to me.
What can you do?
You're in someone else's country.
You're just going to roll with it.
We haven't opened them at all.
Thank you so much.
Grumpy.
He was a grumpy turban man.
He wasn't smiling.
Pick him if you think.
Can we see under your turban?
For some reason, I had a lucky feeling that green was my colour.
It was actually a green one that we got in the finish, wasn't it?
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Detour pour or poo?
I think we'll see you there.
It's your poo.
Excellent.
Thank you.
You wait.
Wait here for us.
As soon as we got to the detour village, I stepped in a massive big cow poo.
Oh, I don't even want to look.
I knew I should have changed my shoes today.
Yeah, you couldn't walk anywhere without standing in a bit of cow dung.
The dairy itself looked like it had never actually been hosed out or cleaned.
The cow manure was everywhere.
Ready, bowl.
All right.
There was an aluminium bowl that had two lines marked across it.
I had to fill up the first line.
I'll tell you why it's hard work.
My experience is very limited milking cows.
Born in the country, not on the farm.
Oh, Bessie.
What's he doing?
Bad choice of cow.
He's not happy this one.
No.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Emma.
Detour pour or poo?
How are we going to do it, Paul?
Paul.
We have to beat that team.
Well, attached.
Now, how have I got it going?
Oh.
Dad went first, had to fill up half the container.
Swap over.
Yeah.
And then Taryn took over and had to fill the bowl up to the second line.
Good girl.
Be good for me.
Don't pull too hard.
How do we... Start at the top and work your fingers down.
Keep working.
It just doesn't come out.
It's not coming out, Dad.
Taryn can become frustrated with something that doesn't happen straight away.
I can't do both things at once.
Do you want me to take that pack?
Yes, please.
Half way.
And I filled up my half.
And then our cow started getting a little bit angry.
Grab it, grab the ball.
Sorry, mate.
I couldn't hold the saucer up.
We have to start all over again.
It's frustrating.
There's not really a whole lot we can do about it, I guess.
It's touching me.
Thank you.
Let's pick a cow.
I had attempted to milk a goat when I was young and I knew there was a technique.
I rubbed the cow's head and then I warmed my hands up because I always remember
that if you put cold hands like on a cow, you know, they don't like it.
Susie, you're a fraud.
Where's my little milking stool?
Don't do that.
Here, I'll feed it to you.
What are you on about?
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, Grace.
Thank you.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
Oh, just take it off his head.
Why were you slowly unwrapping it?
I didn't know that you found the word.
So that was why I was slow down to wrap it.
Me shutting out, I've got it.
It's a big, big giveaway.
So we're going to do a pull.
I'm milking the cow.
So back to two teams again.
There was only Paul and I and the cheerleaders left, so we were in equal last place.
There is absolutely no way we wanted to get beaten by two blonde bimbos.
We'll definitely be trying to get an advantage over the twins at any point.
Correct.
Let's go, let's go.
I got it.
Thank you.
We have to do pull.
So we're the second last team to leave that challenge.
It was so good that we left Paul and Steve
behind because we're not big fans of the outfits.
Can you see any that haven't been done?
It's hard to tell now.
You're kidding me.
This is taking forever.
All of our other teams have moved on and we're still at the first
challenge of the day and, like, not looking lightly upon us right now.
We've got Kimbo.
Kimbo and Donna.
Lucy, Amelia.
And James and Sarah.
Oh, there's a fresh one.
Don't step in.
Oh, my gosh.
I think I'm going to hell.
Lucky she did have runners because she needed to chuck them on.
It looks like it's got lots of milk in it.
Have a nice day.
We got there and there was just poo and cows everywhere.
How much hay is she putting?
As much as till it sticks.
Like pasta ball.
Pretty much.
Literally, there was a cow and it's poo and you had to put your hand into the poo.
I'm assuming there's no gloves twice.
Pardon me.
Just going to go get some of your poo.
It was a mixture of warm and smelly.
It was warm.
It really was disgusting.
I chose to go to a happy place.
Smells good.
We had to make 50 of these poo bricks by getting the poo and mixing it with the hay.
So essentially we were making like a pasta dough with poo and hay.
Good girl.
You stay there.
Good girl.
Donna's a little bit of a country girl.
She's pulled her teeth in her time.
Good girl.
I've been wanting a cup of tea all day.
Because he just drilled a hole of heap out of it.
Giving it up for your cuts.
What are these things called?
Beads?
Jesus, please, God, I hope we didn't have to drink this stuff after.
Oh!
He's scoring goals, babe.
Oh, dear.
Green's my favourite colour.
Great.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
Poof or poo?
We're doing poof.
Yeah.
Small ones sitting.
Nobody's left yet.
So we've got to at least be doing all right.
You get in there and sit first.
He's the only one against it.
Just be confident, mate.
You'll feel if you're nervous.
I can't hold it.
I have to put it down.
Pretty much because of my arm I couldn't hold the bowl.
So I had to put the bowl on the ground and try and milk the cow into that.
I was born without my arm, but I've always been
able to do anything I've set my mind to doing.
Come on in.
Grab it.
Grab the bowl.
Yep.
Let's do it.
We're changing.
Change them.
I've known Sticky for 12 years, and that is honestly
the first time I've ever seen him quit at something.
I was born without my arm, but I've always been
able to do anything I've set my mind to doing.
It's just for some reason I couldn't do this one.
Let's go, mate.
Tassie boys have quit.
They go on to do the patties.
Okay, that's the farmer.
Yep.
Gracias.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Lights, camera, action.
Starting a Bollywood extravaganza.
Teams must now travel to Delhi's Old Fort and find a Bollywood film set.
Both team members must perform a Bollywood dance routine
and Hindi script to the satisfaction of the director.
If teams don't impress with their audition, they'll have to do it again.
Only when their dance and dialogue is correct will they receive their next clue.
Over here.
No, finish this.
I've got to smoke this.
We got out of there first.
That was a really good vibe.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Sticky and Sam are here.
Let's just get it in here.
Mmm, feels good.
Oh, doesn't it?
We just started shoveling poo into this basket
without even stopping to think what we were doing.
We didn't feel that bad.
We felt worse things and smelt worse things, definitely.
Yeah, just go.
The two sisters were there already and they'd have done probably half their wall.
The competitive side of us kicked in.
We just got straight on with it.
See, here we go.
Mr. Farmer, first part.
First part.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Starting a Bollywood extravaganza.
Got some Bollywood to go.
Oh!
Wow, so he flies.
Keep your bag on.
You don't want to put it down here.
Oh!
Just doing a wee wee show.
Oh, no!
That was like a third of our milk just going on the floor.
You picked a good count, baby.
Kimbo rocked at that.
Give it a little ball.
Come on.
Hold on, don't spill any, don't spill any.
Starting a Bollywood extravaganza.
They got here the same time as us.
So, I need you to hurry up.
Come on, baby girl.
You got some more for me.
That's it.
Eh?
My little girl?
Mate, do you know where we're going?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't.
On the way to the dairy farm, we actually encountered the cops team.
Are you guys still looking for it?
Yeah.
We've gone around in circles.
They were complaining about how lost they were.
Oh, we'll follow you guys then.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
There's no way we were going to stop or help them
because it's a race and it's everyone for themselves.
Yes, yes, yes.
They just burnt us.
Frustrating for us up and fronting.
I don't know how we managed to lose them when it was
only two metres away, but, well, they're impressive cops.
You wait here.
Thank you.
Let's do cow pads, man.
It looks easier.
We arrived at the detour.
We saw a Lucy and Amelia and Sticky and Sam.
We were confident we weren't going to get beaten by these two teams.
Because they're physically weaker than us.
So, did we get a handful of crap?
Joey's doing really well.
He's got the...
the movement, right?
Hard squeezes, hard squeezes.
Squeeze, hard, hard, hard.
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
There you go.
That was a good one.
Fusco.
Lights, camera, action.
Hurry in, uh, Bollywood, extravaganza.
Chuck these runners in the bin after this.
Come through, let's hop out.
Right again.
Right again, more.
Yeah, tell him here.
It's beautiful.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Lights, camera, action.
It was all about Bollywood, so we had to go and make a movie.
We got the costumes on, the makeup, the hair was
done, and we had to go and rehearse the dance.
One, two, three, four.
As Bollywood dancers, we make great hairdressers.
One, two, three.
How much do we need to pay you?
800.
Yes, 800.
Thank you.
We've got no cash left.
My bro.
We had spent way too much money on taxi fares.
I hope I don't need to do any more taxis.
We're gone.
Hello, I need lots of help.
Am I dancing too?
The best part was getting dressed up in all the
colours and actually looking like an Indian man.
Two, down, two.
That's where the fun ran out.
One, one.
One, nose up.
I can't dance either.
I must have inherited the genes of Dad.
I don't understand rhythm, timing, terrible.
Right hand up.
We'll be right.
It's not going to happen.
Cool, aren't they?
So we finally got in.
Your best cow, lots of milk.
We're nearly there.
Just encroaching on the line now.
I just want things over and done with.
It's not fun.
You can't focus.
We're from the city.
We had no idea how hard it is to milk a cow.
That definitely built up some frustration from us.
That bowl was our life.
I really appreciate milk milk.
Hello.
Hello, sweetie.
Pull it down.
That's it.
I should have been a farmer, old boy.
Come on, buddy.
Just pull it really hard.
There you go.
Do it again.
She was motivating.
She was like, you're doing so well, Joey.
And I'm like...
It's kind of therapeutic.
Keep going, dude.
Oh, sticky thing.
It took us so long to do the poo because our patties look pretty shmick.
I think we just fussed over them too much.
This one's good.
Mila, have they got the hand print on them?
Do you want to grab more poo while I keep going?
See how we go, mate.
Thank you very much.
High five.
Lights, camera, action.
We're on our way to Bollywood.
And we're in this tuk-tuk that I'm not kidding you.
We could have walked faster.
We had to get out.
We're almost there.
We had to get out front tape.
Stop, stop, stop.
Now, here.
It's a hunk of junk, and it's so slow.
I'm getting out.
Booking, booking.
How many chances can we give this machine?
You've cost us a lot of money, mate.
And you know that's fair, because we overpaid you last time.
I understand he's trying to make a living, but I'm trying to win a race.
But we've been wasting five minutes.
We'd already been there.
Come on.
Let's pay another guy a walk.
We're not walking.
Just jump in.
It was still going.
It's better than standing here.
Sarah, you've got to be reasonable.
We can't make mistakes at this time.
It's a hunk of junk, James.
At least it was moving.
It might be more sensible to use a tuk-tuk that still works that we already had,
rather than wait 10, 15 minutes that maybe another tuk-tuk would come along.
I'm not having that fight.
This is useless.
It's hit and a ball.
Yes, yes.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Good jump in.
We rehearsed our dance and we rehearsed our lines.
Oh, they're waiting for us.
Then it was time to go perform Bollywood style.
Send on clap.
And action.
Let's go for the dialogues now, yeah?
We nailed the dance and then it was time to do the dialogue.
We had to actually do a script in Hindu, which made us a little nervous.
OK, I want emotions.
Cold Flight Hay, Adelaide, Kelly-Ann, Australia May.
Getting my tongue around the words is a lot harder than I thought.
Sorry, that was really bad, guys.
They're directed, you see.
Well, get out.
How embarrassing.
Not enough hay, I think.
No, no, too much hay for me.
Something about the combination of hay to poo.
I'm putting poo on the bottom layer, OK?
Before you hit the wall, put poo on it.
We realised that you had to put the poo at the bottom of the brick so that
it would actually stick on the wall, otherwise it would just fall off.
And Amelia told this to the alpha boys.
Guys, listen, make sure there's poo between the wall and the brick.
This is poo.
Make sure it's poo, otherwise it won't stick.
Lucy and Amelia actually made a rather dumb error there.
It's really hard, I don't want to help.
Once I told the boys what the trick was of
putting the poo, they were smashing through there.
Two more to go.
Why would they potentially have done that?
We were quite happy to just take any bit of advantage we could get.
I just thought that... Which was nice of her, it was.
It just meant that they left us behind.
Yeah.
But it was nice.
Lights, camera, action!
Let's get out of here.
Yes!
Thank you, thank you.
Thanks, boys, for all your support.
Lights, camera, action!
Starring our Bollywood extravaganza.
As long as we get the pronunciation, and that's what we're being judged on.
Pronunciation.
Don't crack me on that, crack me on the other crap, I don't care.
Action!
It was very overwhelming.
We were disgraced.
We've got two left feet, both lead.
It was just so far out of what I feel comfortable in.
No, it's really, really bad.
Sorry, thank you.
Let's go practice again.
All right, guys, okay.
We weren't too bad on the dance.
Yep.
The language.
Yeah, the language killed us.
Let's go for it.
Action.
Okay.
Sorry, guys, it's... You've got to do it again, I'm sorry.
It's terrible, it's terrible.
That's terrible.
Move, move, move.
Don't move my arm.
No, no, no, no.
Don't push me.
Yeah!
Good stuff.
We were last, when you were last then.
Starring a Bollywood extravaganza.
Run, come on.
Sucks, I'm out of here.
Hey, let's do this.
Class, mate.
Hey, boys.
Come on, come on.
Here we go.
We sort of fancy ourselves as dancers.
Yeah, I thought we could shake a leg and get into it.
Nice, we should be dancing out here.
Yeah, we got a bit mixed up.
Do you want us to come up on stage and dance here, from down here?
Yeah.
Oh, I should have said that, because I would have done that.
God, I want to be in a pedicure after this.
Look at this.
Let's see what you got.
Yeah.
Yeah?
You have to speak another language that sounds like Gubli Gok to me.
I'm sorry, that was really bad, guys.
For someone that you can never get to shut up, she really struggled at speaking.
Oh, I just get that blue word.
That language, we just had the language.
Let's get the spray out.
The dance is all right, it's the words.
Can't get the word.
We got the aura spray out.
I think we better do two laps.
That doesn't work.
We were praying for a miracle at that stage.
Oh, it's such a good look, too.
Surely that'll get us over now, won't it?
Let's have a go.
Oh, yeah.
Ho, ho.
Go, go, go, go.
All right, we're off to Bollywood.
I've got one hand, take it easy on me.
One go, either.
One duck, say.
And action.
We wouldn't have thought we had Bollywood.
In essence, we've never done any sort of choreography.
We did the Nut Bush at high school.
We can do the Macarena, Bollywood.
OK, guys, you were pretty good on that.
So let's do the dialogues.
Now you can sit down again.
Roll, Matt.
All right, guys.
Here you go.
Thank you very much, mate.
You did so well.
There it is, smash it.
We have six to come out first.
Make your way to the next pit.
Come on!
The Kutab Minna was built more than 800 years ago
and is one of the oldest Islamic shrines in India.
This is the pit stop for the second leg of the race.
The last team to check in here may be eliminated.
Let's go, mate.
Do you believe we just did that?
I think they've got it.
Come on, buggers.
Geez, unbelievable.
We need to get this now.
Let's get this now over it already.
Oh, roll, Matt.
Make your way to the next pit stop.
Let's go, go, Fang.
So that's two.
We're going to smash it, mate.
Put it down that way.
Down that way.
We lost our lead straight away.
When we came out and the hairdressers from WA were in front of us.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Fast, mate.
Fast, please.
This is it.
All the other teams look like they're here now.
And most of those girls can dance.
We're both cheerleaders.
We both can dance and this was our chance to catch up.
We were just having heaps of fun with it.
We went from seven to three.
Make your way to the pit stop.
Top job, girls.
Well done.
There's three teams going.
Quick, quick, quick.
Move, move, move.
All right, go.
What are you doing?
You're going to fly?
Yes, I'm going to fly.
Kelly, Australia, mate.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Please.
Correct.
Thank you.
Make your way to the next pit stop.
Let's go get changed, baby.
That was the hardest thing I have ever done in my life.
We knew we had a good auto rickshaw driver.
All right, thanks, guys.
You reckon it's up there?
We're students in Australia.
We go to the University of Tasmania.
Absolute legend.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you.
Love you.
Excuse me.
Great.
Air grant.
Welcome to direct India.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Stiggy and Sam?
Yes.
Your team number one.
Boys?
Yes.
As the first team to arrive, you've won
yourselves a trip to this year's Japan MotoGP.
You're going to fly to the home of Honda.
You're going to experience all the race action.
And then you're going to get VIP access with the Repsol Honda team.
That's a prize worth $10,000.
Well done.
Thank you very much, mate.
Thank you.
Good work, mate.
We thought everyone might look over us.
Being like, oh, that guy's got one arm, he might not be able to do a heap of things.
The fact that we've been able to get over that hurdle and still win,
I think we're going to be taking a little bit more seriously now.
Without a doubt.
Chella Jo, you're the second team to arrive.
Thank you.
Congratulations, girls.
Thank you.
Let's go, guys.
We've got to make time.
Do you want to wait to get us or we're not last?
Yeah, all right.
We reckon.
Train it.
I think it's time to get on the train with no cash.
We had told Ross and Taryn that we actually broke.
I think we've got 500, so we might be able to get you tickets.
Now we're actually going to buy tickets for us for the train station.
Cue tab minna.
We arrived at this station.
I only defined that it was not the line directly to where we needed to go.
No train station.
Buddy, you're sweet to fix us up.
We had a little bit of money, but obviously not enough for two rickshaws.
You guys go.
We'll just sort it out.
We'll have to sort something out.
Thank you for your help.
Just got to get there.
We're starting at very frantic.
If we don't make some sort of big move soon, our race is over.
All right, out, cuz.
We knew we were facing elimination if we didn't get a cab fare out somehow.
We don't have any money.
I certainly at that stage did not want to go home.
The son and mother come up to us.
Would you like some shoes?
I can give you my shoes.
We'll give you something.
We asked them, can we give you something for some money?
Very new.
Thank you.
Show me something else.
A nice shirt.
Nice shirt.
Yeah.
Nice socks.
Yeah.
Thank you.
It's really cool.
Thank you.
They were $150 a pair of shoes and they're brand new.
I sold them for $200 a beer.
I got the raw end of the deal.
We just sold all our stuff for a rickshaw all the way to Pit Stop.
I certainly had that thing in the back of my head.
I don't know if I'm allowed to do this.
But I just thought, nah, let's just do it and, you
know, deal with consequences, you know, if they can't.
The actual dancing was fun.
We just, you know, thanked it till we made it.
Being language teachers, we found the loans really easy,
I think, because we know language and we know phonetics.
Knowing Bollywood, they want it over the top.
So when it came to that crying, I said, belch it out.
That was correct.
Oh, thank you so much.
We love India.
Make your way to the next pit stop.
Oh, my gosh.
I wouldn't say I'd necessarily know how to dance.
I'd rather turn it as I just flex and rhythm to music.
Make your way to the next pit stop.
Here's the girls.
Up here on the left.
That's where I saw the flame.
Step on.
Sue and Theresa, you're the third team in.
Karen and Rusty, the fourth team in.
Yes, we jumped over.
Thank you.
Great job.
And action.
In our job as police officers, there's none of this Bollywood caper.
The choreographer, Blake, who was the judge, he had just seen his face.
He wasn't impressed, was he?
No.
I mean, we've got a mate already.
He was quite disgusted.
It's probably fair.
So back to the door on board.
So you've got to do it more animated and look at each other.
More animated.
Don't think smart.
Oh!
Roman!
I'm so sorry!
That's correct.
The fact that we actually did it was such a relief.
Make your way to the next pit stop.
Let's go.
Walk away.
We had to find where the pit stop was.
We didn't really know where we were.
Ah!
One of the difficulties with asking directions in India
is that you ask people and they just stare at you.
And they just look like this.
We just need to get out of here.
Pit stop, Minhad.
Hurry, please.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Where is Pit Stop, Minhad?
Five kilometres.
Thirty-five.
Any vehicle we can get.
Thirty-five kilometres.
You guys, third time?
Yes.
Let's see now.
Are you ready?
Up court.
So after three attempts...
We finally got it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Make your way to the next pit stop.
Go, jump in.
Jump in.
Hurry, mate, first.
What is the difference?
Got to go for it.
Got to get back in this.
Going to get in the game.
Being last, it was just hard knowing that we're on the chopping block.
So we knew we had to nail this pretty quick.
All I say to my kids, just have a go.
Even if you fail, there's no harm having a go.
Just to show them that if you have a crack at something, you can do it.
See your dialogue.
Okay,
guys, for the second time, that was good.
Make your way to the next pit stop.
Bro, buddy, it's not over yet.
Okay.
Great!
Ball in, Steve.
You're the fifth team to arrive.
You are safe.
Kevin Donner, you're the sixth team in.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Adam and Dane.
Unfortunately, I can't check you in.
Adam and Dane.
Unfortunately, I can't check you in.
You sold your shoes and other items of clothing that you brought
with you on the race, in clear breach of the race conditions.
I can give you my shoes.
I'll give you something.
Very new.
Thank you.
Fellas, you're going to have to serve a 30-minute
time penalty right over here beside the mat.
I'll check you in when your penalty's up.
I thought that was pretty cool.
Oh, no, here we go.
Because we knew there were red on our tails.
We had to sell it anyway to get the other one.
We made it.
We need to get on some corner, please.
We just had to get to the pit stop.
It was as simple as that.
Get our taxi.
Or a tuk-tuk, whatever.
A tuk-tuk.
Over there, over there, over there.
It was just a matter of getting ourselves to that pit stop as quickly as we could.
Quick, quick, quick.
Very fast, very fast.
Andrew and Shane, your team number seven.
Seven.
Three teams to come.
You never know what can happen.
We've got a great, great little tuk-tuk driver, so we're OK.
And we're all right.
Let's go, let's go.
You can beat Sarah.
That's all you have to do.
Sorry, guys.
You all right?
Keep going.
Show her, Grace.
Show me what you made of her.
Come on.
Sorry.
Joseph and Grace, you're the eighth team in your home, your safe.
Not bad.
Sarah and James, you're the ninth team to check in.
Congratulations.
Lucy and Amelia, you're the tenth team to check in.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
Just made it.
Well done, guys.
That's crazy.
We just... We were... We were sure we were last.
Fast.
That's a huge achievement.
Massive.
That's like coming first for most teams.
Adam and Dane, can you come to the mat?
Adam and Dane, you're the eleventh team to check in.
Unfortunately, this is a predetermined elimination leg.
And, fellas, I'm very sorry to say... you're out of the race.
I think you should be really proud of yourself
for what you achieved in the last leg.
Yeah, I've enjoyed every minute of it.
I haven't figured out a thing, so it's just a shame that we
couldn't achieve what else we could have achieved, so, yeah.
Yeah, I'm heartbroken.
I'm really feeling it right now.
Take care.
Adam and Hoyt, a proud indigenous team, and we're certainly proud of who we are and where
we come from but one of the things that we wanted to do was just have fun, enjoy the moment.
I think we certainly did that.
Next time... Welcome to Jaipur.
...an Indian driving test...
...pushes teams to the limit...
...and when the race hits the streets...
...will a run-in with Paul and Steve...
...turn into all-out war.
I did not do that.
You drove into me.
I think we could be possibly the worst team to cross.
We are.
We've got long memories.